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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: tricky on March 15, 2009, 10:57:46 PM

Title: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: tricky on March 15, 2009, 10:57:46 PM: It would be this book:
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/ (http://www.cookingwithcum.com/)

I don't know if Empscum is mentioned in the book or not since I've never actually read it.

Perhaps someone could make some Emspcum Spaghetti at the Spring Equinox and give a review?

(http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/01/02/cook,food,recipes,semen,sex,weird-e5cdd9823bc307fc9726a793065538ad_h.jpg)
(http://www.cookingwithcum.com/images/natural_harvest_back_cover.jpg)
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: taiko on March 15, 2009, 11:02:38 PM: almost worth buying to give to emp at the equinox thing. i just wouldn't want to see my mailman's face when he delivered it.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 15, 2009, 11:27:47 PM: Man, I would invite people over for dinner and leave that laying out on the coffee table.
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Post by: Thrash on March 16, 2009, 12:12:08 AM: hahahaha ...
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Post by: Tru on March 16, 2009, 03:32:57 AM: I like where it says "takes 3 to 5 days to print" Now that's a business plan we can all take a lesson from.
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Post by: mosh on March 16, 2009, 04:23:53 AM: How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?
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Post by: underclass on March 16, 2009, 05:37:43 AM: Hey Ian, remember that cream-cheese based pizza that fucked you up? w3rd
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Post by: mosh on March 16, 2009, 05:58:43 AM: Yeah, I'm thinking so...

Crazy Japanese pizza makers.
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: tricky on March 16, 2009, 09:16:36 AM: Quote from: Mosh on March 16, 2009, 04:23:53 AM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?

One cup. So that's a lot of semen. Better get to saving. Or invite a bunch of male friends over, whichever.
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: psychopathetic on March 16, 2009, 09:49:32 AM: i could get behind cooking with breastmilk. the benefits are endless. semen? meh. maybe.
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: underclass on March 16, 2009, 09:52:02 AM: think of it as condensed milk mixed with kimchi
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: Thrash on March 16, 2009, 05:07:00 PM: Quote from: tricky on March 16, 2009, 09:16:36 AM
Quote from: Mosh on March 16, 2009, 04:23:53 AM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?

One cup. So that's a lot of semen. Better get to saving. Or invite a bunch of male friends over, whichever.

So, when are you invitiing us over for the circle-jerk?
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: tricky on March 16, 2009, 07:47:00 PM: Whenever, just don't expect me to participate. I'll videotape though to share with our fellow LG-ers. ;)
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Post by: mosh on March 16, 2009, 09:57:35 PM: Someone's gotta do the milking...

That someone is you!
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Post by: tricky on March 16, 2009, 10:51:48 PM: Circle jerk = jerk off = masturbation = me not touching!
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Post by: Thrash on March 16, 2009, 11:39:42 PM: What fun is that?
And what delicious dish will you be making to enjoy with the milkings?
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: psychopathetic on March 17, 2009, 12:31:25 AM: Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: Thrash on March 17, 2009, 12:46:51 AM: Quote from: Tru on March 16, 2009, 03:32:57 AM
I like where it says "takes 3 to 5 days to print" Now that's a business plan we can all take a lesson from.

That, and the fact that, at this moment, their site's down ...
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: Libertine on March 17, 2009, 01:28:15 AM: Quote from: psychopathetic on March 17, 2009, 12:31:25 AM
Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same

hahaha
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: mosh on March 17, 2009, 03:07:08 AM: Quote from: psychopathetic on March 17, 2009, 12:31:25 AM
Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same

That depends... whos been eating asparagus?
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 18, 2009, 04:53:15 PM: ...or pineapple!
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Post by: Thrash on March 19, 2009, 10:14:50 AM: ... or kiwi
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Post by: Lothar on March 19, 2009, 04:07:41 PM: ... or semen!
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Post by: underclass on March 19, 2009, 07:40:30 PM: Quote
kiwi

hold the phone...
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 20, 2009, 11:53:17 AM: Quote from: tricky on March 16, 2009, 09:16:36 AM
Quote from: Mosh on March 16, 2009, 04:23:53 AM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?

One cup. So that's a lot of semen. Better get to saving. Or invite a bunch of male friends over, whichever.

You could get a much higher yield from horses. It would take a lot less time and effort.

Just sayin....
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: Thrash on March 21, 2009, 01:38:49 PM: Quote from: psychopathetic on March 17, 2009, 12:31:25 AM
Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same

It's amazing that I totally missed just how clever and well-placed that joke really was first time I read it ...
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Post by: Doormouse on March 21, 2009, 01:59:03 PM: Yeah I didn't say anything earlier, but that was pretty damn funny.
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: psychopathetic on March 21, 2009, 04:19:34 PM: inorite

i am expecting a flood of cool points any minute now.
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: Thrash on March 21, 2009, 04:27:02 PM: I just gave you one, if that helps ...
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: taiko on March 21, 2009, 10:47:00 PM: Quote from: psychopathetic on March 21, 2009, 04:19:34 PM
i am expecting a flood of cool points any minute now.

is that the only flood you're expecting, with a joke like that?
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: psychopathetic on March 21, 2009, 10:49:32 PM: that and near instant karmic retribution.

and also the semen.
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: Thrash on March 22, 2009, 02:50:37 AM: I think there's one extra vial of empscum around here somewhere ...
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Post by: Doormouse on October 09, 2009, 04:09:11 PM: This (http://www.amazon.com/Knitting-Dog-Hair-Better-Sweater/dp/0312152906) should have been posted in this thread before. I think the concept is pretty revolting.

The newest filthy product of a diseased mind: Placenta teddybears! (http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/placenta-teddy-bear-26q)
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Post by: Zoomie on October 09, 2009, 04:37:02 PM: Psh. Look at some of the shit people are peddling on Etsy...

www.regretsy.com (http://www.regretsy.com)
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 09, 2009, 06:47:44 PM: I like how she put the duck head bands on the nasty bottom of a clothes basket.
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Post by: Doormouse on November 02, 2009, 11:34:04 PM: Adam (http://fatherofthefuture.blogspot.com).
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Post by: Zoomie on November 03, 2009, 07:16:32 AM: That is not an experiment. That is an attention whore who couldn't think of a subject for a blog. A REAL experiment would have been to knock a bitch up and make a real baby and blog the REAL shit about it. Like when the hormonally imbalanced-horny-pregnant-crazy bitch went from sucking the hawg to chasing you out of the house with a meat cleaver in 19.4 seconds. Or that the family court judge was obviously suffering from PMDD when she awarded the bitch $900/month in child support. Or when her daddy took you out for a beer to discuss his daughter's future and you had to kneecap him and stuff him in the trunk of your car.

But I digress...

THAT would be an interesting blog. Too bad Krsna just doesn't have the time...
Title: Re: If I could give you all a gift...
Post by: (_)_)===D on November 03, 2009, 11:26:03 AM: Yeah man, that would have been a great blog.
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Post by: Doormouse on November 03, 2009, 12:42:09 PM: I think the guy described it as an art project...
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Post by: Maxillius on November 03, 2009, 01:07:32 PM: hork.