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Title: mother fucking farmville
Post by: communist twat on January 10, 2010, 08:45:05 PM
who has it!!?!?!

friend me on facebook!
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 10, 2010, 09:19:38 PM
Sweetie, you know I'd do anything for you. Anything. No really. But FB apps... you've broken my heart.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 10, 2010, 10:00:04 PM
I play it sometimes. 
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on January 10, 2010, 11:23:43 PM
You friend me and I'll send you gifts.

Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Tru on January 11, 2010, 03:02:54 AM
(http://www.farmville-nc.com/images/masthead.jpg)
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Lucky on January 11, 2010, 09:24:49 AM
Sweetie, you know I'd do anything for TO you. Anything. No really. But FB apps... you've broken my heart.

Fixed.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: (_)_)===D on January 11, 2010, 09:25:47 AM
http://farmvillesecrets.me/ (http://farmvillesecrets.me/)
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 11, 2010, 12:09:14 PM
FB apps are pretty shitty, boring games.

But they're designed for the cubicle dweller who doesn't have much else to do with their time.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 11, 2010, 12:28:10 PM
Sweetie, you know I'd do anything for TO you. Anything. No really. But FB apps... you've broken my heart.

Fixed.

Can't argue with that...
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: communist twat on January 11, 2010, 06:12:53 PM
add me! geeklove@comcast.net

mama needs 1 more neighbor.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 11, 2010, 06:24:13 PM
You can't be invited or added.  You apparently have the most restrictive setting possible!
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: FAH-Q on January 11, 2010, 06:34:42 PM
Haha seriously!
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 11, 2010, 06:55:15 PM
That's just her way of denying her lust for me...
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: communist twat on January 11, 2010, 07:37:40 PM
oh poopies.  ???

well tell me how to add you!
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: underclass on January 11, 2010, 07:48:30 PM
help me kill my dragon on Castle Age, bitches
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on January 11, 2010, 07:51:46 PM
well tell me how to add you!

Type our email addys or real (ish) names into the search.

help me kill my dragon on Castle Age, bitches

Pardon ?
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: underclass on January 11, 2010, 07:52:15 PM
you're allready helping, and in triplicate too!
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 11, 2010, 07:52:59 PM
Goddam Brian, how many facebook accounts do you need???
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on January 11, 2010, 08:02:04 PM
Lay off, I only have 12.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 11, 2010, 08:04:07 PM
Yeah well Ian suckered me into adding another one, which will be blocked.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on January 11, 2010, 08:05:48 PM
I only use them for helping people out with games.  No need to worry.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: communist twat on January 11, 2010, 08:30:21 PM
well tell me how to add you!

Type our email addys or real (ish) names into the search.


I don't know that kind of info on you people!
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: FAH-Q on January 11, 2010, 08:34:45 PM
I PM'd you.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: friskychick on January 11, 2010, 09:24:57 PM
I'm seriously addicted to farmville
its great annoying the relatives with all status updates :D
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: FAH-Q on January 11, 2010, 10:03:53 PM
So your relatives are too stupid to figure out how insanely easy it is to not see your farmville crap, eh?
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: communist twat on January 11, 2010, 10:09:21 PM
holy poopsauce! psychopathetic's kids are fucking adorable.

*facebook stalks all of you*
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: FAH-Q on January 11, 2010, 10:23:07 PM
Si likes this.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 11, 2010, 10:36:53 PM
Speaking of facebook stalking, I'm pretty sure I've accidently stumbled across chewy on facebook because we're both friends with a local bartender.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: friskychick on January 12, 2010, 01:09:29 AM
So your relatives are too stupid to figure out how insanely easy it is to not see your farmville crap, eh?

one of em did figure it out, nobody else says anything
shh my addiction is the family secret
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: communist twat on January 12, 2010, 03:27:53 AM
aw yeah! the addition of Emperor Reagan was enough to get me a dairy barn.  ;D
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 12, 2010, 08:30:18 AM
I heard that adding a pervy old man will get you a flock of sheep and a spinning wheel...
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Doormouse on January 12, 2010, 12:05:46 PM
Remember the simple pre-internet days of chain letters and pyramid schemes?
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: friskychick on January 12, 2010, 12:34:31 PM
I heard that adding a pervy old man will get you a flock of sheep and a spinning wheel...

are you amish now aaron?
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 12, 2010, 01:00:55 PM
Yeah. I wake up in the morning and I don't waste an hour thinking about what video game I'll be playing all day. Jealous?
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: friskychick on January 12, 2010, 01:17:14 PM
very
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on January 12, 2010, 04:26:52 PM
Dave Thrash ...
or
ThrashInc ...

Add away; I need a bigger mafia, phagz ...
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Nitya on January 12, 2010, 04:54:05 PM
holy poopsauce! psychopathetic's kids are fucking adorable.

*facebook stalks all of you*

i bet a fiver i dont have a friend req. waiting.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: underclass on January 12, 2010, 05:39:31 PM
Facebook hammered home what a great decision leaving my home town was
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 12, 2010, 05:44:49 PM
Facebook drove home for me that I could still be playing ultimate frisbee three times a week, married to a cute mormon girl & going through the motions of a religion I don't believe in, and living in a small town in Idaho.

On the whole, I have probably come out ahead by having freedom.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: mosh on January 12, 2010, 05:51:44 PM
I heard that adding a pervy old man will get you a flock of sheep and a spinning wheel...

Add me!!! Add me!!! I'll even throw in my finest hooker sheep.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: underclass on January 12, 2010, 05:53:52 PM
Facebook drove home for me that I could still be playing ultimate frisbee three times a week, married to a cute mormon girl & going through the motions of a religion I don't believe in, and living in a small town in Idaho.

On the whole, I have probably come out ahead by having freedom.

ultimate frisbee is badass however
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on January 12, 2010, 08:11:18 PM
Yeah well Ian suckered me into adding another one, which will be blocked.

yeah okay... now explain why you requested one of my game alters...  you be playing pirates i bet.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 12, 2010, 08:23:16 PM
Yeah that was the one. It's already unfriended.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on January 12, 2010, 10:03:31 PM
Okay, im confused.  I didnt know that:  if A suggested B to C, C would show to B as if it was a request from C.....   and a day after C posted on a forum about being duped into it by A.  maybe old FB is lagging eh.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 12, 2010, 10:19:36 PM
OK as usual there's a communications issue.

Ian recommended that user to me, I didn't realize it was you, I accepted, then realized who it was, posted about it. Then today you approved it, I blocked it, end of story.

It's not rocket surgery...
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on January 12, 2010, 10:28:41 PM
I only approved it cause it only showed up today.  I had every reason to think you just wanted to hide your app usage.

and btw, your post about it read more like you got tricked into adding one of Ian's alters. Had you made yourself clear....
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 12, 2010, 10:34:28 PM
You know life would be so much easier if you were just inside my head...
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on January 12, 2010, 11:15:14 PM
For you, not I.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 12, 2010, 11:28:33 PM
I knew exactly what I was saying.

And I can think of at least two other people here who have had this same experience with you. Multiple times.

Not judging you, man. Just saying.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on January 12, 2010, 11:36:11 PM
~sigh.

and I say 'just saying' living inside you head would be a fucking nightmare... for me.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 13, 2010, 12:38:36 AM
Random alts are better than adding one random person from Baltimore you think you might've met...then getting friend requests from half the djs in the city so they can bombard you with their events.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: mosh on January 13, 2010, 07:32:49 AM
I dont have any alters...
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 13, 2010, 03:44:44 PM
Neither do I. I mean, what can't you do by playing it straight with one account?

Yes, that's a set up, someone grab it, quick...
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on January 13, 2010, 06:40:58 PM
I'll pass ...
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: underclass on January 14, 2010, 01:53:22 AM
hehe

(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/4868/lotharv.png)
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: communist twat on January 14, 2010, 07:48:27 PM
Yeah. I wake up in the morning and I don't waste an hour thinking about what video game I'll be playing all day. Jealous?

world of warcraft is the one i play all day.
farmville is only for when waiting for groups.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: underclass on January 14, 2010, 07:51:17 PM
i really want to play WoW but I'm pretty glad I don't
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 14, 2010, 08:33:53 PM
If I could play WoW at work, I'd be all about it.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: underclass on January 14, 2010, 09:39:00 PM
in related news I'm on level 71 in CA now. Woot
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on January 14, 2010, 10:03:53 PM
I'm 64 in Mafia Wars ....
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 14, 2010, 10:07:55 PM
I don't play video games at all. I don't own a console or a portable. I don't even own a computer with enough power to play one. If I'm not posting here, I'm on a boat mothafukka...
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on January 14, 2010, 10:09:16 PM
Flash games take (almost) ZERO resource to play, Zoomie ....
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 14, 2010, 10:12:18 PM
yadda yadda yadda don't care, better things to do with my life. I get 6 hours of fresh air and sunlight every day, light a fuckin ficus...
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on January 14, 2010, 10:27:00 PM
Right ....

But what do you do at night when drunk and you're caught up with the posting on here?
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: 13chemicals on January 14, 2010, 10:59:36 PM
You really want to know?
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 14, 2010, 11:21:20 PM
We won't bother mentioning how high i am in mafia wars.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on January 15, 2010, 12:29:15 AM
I still don't get how to get very high in levels fast on that game ...
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on January 15, 2010, 06:12:32 AM
Get people of high level to add you to their top mafia for the xp % bonus.

oh and click alot.  or auto play.  your choice.

I'm 64 in Mafia Wars ....

im 90 and havent played in a few months. i think im higher on other profiles though, dont remember.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 15, 2010, 07:44:34 AM
You basically ignore all stats but energy, since they don't really matter.

Though when I see people orders of magnitude of levels higher than I am, I suspect they're paying for points.  I've been playing that game pretty regularly since it was released and am at 333.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 15, 2010, 08:29:21 AM
Right ....

But what do you do at night when drunk and you're caught up with the posting on here?

OK in the >1 year this site has been up I've drunk posted maybe twice? I usually occupy myself watching some really bad movie on SyFy (gay name) and provide loud, slurring commentary ala MST2K.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 15, 2010, 09:02:10 AM
I watched In the Name of the King on SyFy recently.

That movie had way too many good actors to be as bad as it was.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 15, 2010, 09:14:20 AM
This is what I've been saying all along and the common denominator is John Rhys-Davies. He's dragging the rest of Hollywood down...

And when you said good actors you were not referring to Burt Reynolds and Lee Lee Sobieski, right?
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 15, 2010, 10:44:00 AM
Burt Reynolds is usually at least good for a laugh when he appears in a movie these days.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on January 15, 2010, 02:01:44 PM
Smokey/Bandit and Cannonball Run ...
... and then Burt fell off the peak
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on January 15, 2010, 02:06:46 PM
Boogie Nights was good Burt ?

and just because...

(http://gaygamer.net/images/burtcosmo.jpg)
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: FAH-Q on January 15, 2010, 05:10:01 PM
east bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
we're gonna do what they say can't be done
we've got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I'm east bound, just watch ol' Bandit run...
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on January 16, 2010, 02:29:36 PM
Smokey/Bandit and Cannonball Run ...
... and then Burt fell off the peak

Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: FAH-Q on January 16, 2010, 02:42:50 PM
Ya, no shit. Hence why I posted.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on January 16, 2010, 03:21:09 PM
It was more for Banal ...

... and why is this site calling to "gayguide.com" for something?
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on January 16, 2010, 03:39:53 PM
Cause the other copy of the pic was removed from photobucket > violated terms of use.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: communist twat on January 16, 2010, 05:02:06 PM
(http://www.johnnygoodtimes.com/archives/dumbass_burt_reynolds_dumb_ass.jpg)

(http://bittetumirnichtsaberschenll.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/burt_reynolds_directv.jpg)
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: friskychick on January 16, 2010, 05:28:37 PM
ahh my eyes my eyes they buuuuuurnnnn
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on January 17, 2010, 11:10:28 AM
I want somebody to try this...
http://www.suicidemachine.org/ (http://www.suicidemachine.org/)
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: underclass on January 17, 2010, 06:18:35 PM
I just summoned a Hydra on Castle age... have at it (http://tinyurl.com/y9efx7w)
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on January 18, 2010, 08:59:23 AM
Is there a gift type you prefer ?
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: underclass on January 18, 2010, 10:17:59 AM
The treasure for now, how about for your alters?
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on January 18, 2010, 10:27:22 AM
Yeah I'm considering setting up 12 alters so I can give you all stuff so you can cheat at FB App games. But instead of using your names I'm thinking I'll use the names of the 12 apostles and for last names, the 7 dwarves, the three musketeers and Bob Hope and Bing Crosby.

Judas Escariot Crosby is a kickass name.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on January 18, 2010, 10:41:01 AM
The treasure for now, how about for your alters?

Same.  But i'll take anything going if you have others who need something else... of course.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on January 19, 2010, 05:35:46 PM
Judas Escariot Crosby is a kickass name.

W3|2d!
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: underclass on January 21, 2010, 03:56:47 AM
I'm going to summon a serpent in about 24 hours. Load up on stamina ya'll
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on January 21, 2010, 09:34:44 PM
It's not the same one that fucked up Haiti, is it?
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: mosh on January 23, 2010, 05:11:12 AM
I'm going to summon a serpent in about 24 hours. Load up on stamina ya'll

is that how you get an erection?
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on January 23, 2010, 02:02:38 PM
No, it's what he calls his erection ...
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: mosh on January 23, 2010, 08:18:58 PM
Ahhh
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on January 25, 2010, 02:57:37 AM
(http://umpbump.com/press/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg)
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on February 08, 2010, 11:03:41 PM
Anybody here got the new FB layout ?

They made things easier by putting everything an extra click away. dumb fucks.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: mosh on February 09, 2010, 12:12:03 AM
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck)
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on February 09, 2010, 12:46:35 AM
One thing I have have noticed missing from FB is people sneding out the old "i'm cleaning out my list' messages.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: FAH-Q on February 09, 2010, 12:56:42 AM
That's cuz they all cleaned you out already.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on February 09, 2010, 03:58:09 PM
"Dave Thrash", click "add friend" and we're skrate!
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on February 09, 2010, 06:31:21 PM
Yeah umm...
http://www.facebook.com/thrashaholic?ref=search&sid=1570424474.2533977856..1 (http://www.facebook.com/thrashaholic?ref=search&sid=1570424474.2533977856..1)

ummm... this one below yours ?

http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=dave+thrash&init=quick# (http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=dave+thrash&init=quick#)!/davidjrdt?ref=search&sid=1570424474.2533977856..1

Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: underclass on February 09, 2010, 09:31:23 PM
http://apps.facebook.com/castle_age/battle_monster.php?twt2=corc_1&user=670415812&action=doObjective&mpool=3&lka=670415812&ref=nf (http://apps.facebook.com/castle_age/battle_monster.php?twt2=corc_1&user=670415812&action=doObjective&mpool=3&lka=670415812&ref=nf)
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on February 09, 2010, 10:13:57 PM
Neither one would be me ...
... sorry
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: ttfg on February 09, 2010, 10:17:35 PM
By 'yours' I meant 'fruit of your loins'.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on February 09, 2010, 10:32:54 PM
Neither one would be me ...
... sorry
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on February 09, 2010, 10:42:15 PM
Your lions bear fruit? Mine just eat everything and shit everywhere...
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Thrash on February 09, 2010, 11:21:14 PM
It's because you let them ...
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: underclass on February 10, 2010, 01:39:32 AM
noone cares about your sex life, play castle age and join my army foo
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on February 10, 2010, 11:00:16 AM
Castle Age = gayness. Of course that's how I feel about most MPGs.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: underclass on February 11, 2010, 07:35:33 AM
Join my army man, it's worth alcohol next time I'm in Baltimore
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on February 11, 2010, 04:42:19 PM
Thanks, but have a look at my status photo on Facebook.
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: Zoomie on February 12, 2010, 11:04:06 AM
Texamex - I Want to Be a Cowboy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdOdNuwMI-0&feature=related#normal)
Title: Re: mother fucking farmville
Post by: underclass on February 19, 2010, 11:56:21 AM
http://apps.facebook.com/castle_age/battle_monster.php?twt2=earth_1_img&user=670415812&action=doObjective&mpool=3&lka=670415812&ref=mf (http://apps.facebook.com/castle_age/battle_monster.php?twt2=earth_1_img&user=670415812&action=doObjective&mpool=3&lka=670415812&ref=mf)