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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: katie on March 18, 2009, 04:38:50 PM
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...contrary to popular belief. i did just turn 27, however, and didn't get any presents from any of you fuckers.
i'm so old it's retarded
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(yet)
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I think Chad is volunteering his services?
Hi Katie! I will be 28 in 2 months. Fuck.
And who thought you were a mom? I didn't.
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What the fuck are we all the same age here? I think Si's at this point too.
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Countdown to termination in 3...2...
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What the fuck are we all the same age here? I think Si's at this point too.
Yep!
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What the fuck are we all the same age here? I think Si's at this point too.
Same.
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27 check
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Wow, it's like all the planets aligned or something. We'll start a gang called the Crazy 81/82's.
When the moon...
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I'm from 80, though. :(
28.5.
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Then you're not 27. Wasn't that the common thread?
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Hey you crazy kids, stop fucking with my walker!
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I'm from 80, though. :(
28.5.
Buddy, we don't welcome yer kind round these parts.
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27 represent.
til april first.
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I'm from 80, though. :(
28.5.
Buddy, we don't welcome yer kind round these parts.
We'll see how welcome I am in two months. :P
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Then you're not 27. Wasn't that the common thread?
I assumed the broader "late 20s", given tricky's upcoming aging day.
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24 holla
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I rocked 24. 24 was my last year of living life up to the hilt.
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PFFT!
40 represent biatches.
Are you all gonna kill yourselves now that you're 27? Like Hendrix, Morrison, Joplin and Cobain?
I did, and it was awesome.
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We'll see how welcome I am in two months. :P
Are you implying that you will give me a birthday gift since my birthday is in two months? If so, I guess you can stay.
Besides, C is 28 and she's our moderator.
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Besides, C is 28 and she's our moderator.
which explains why she's never here - she doesn't feel welcome!
Are you implying that you will give me a birthday gift since my birthday is in two months? If so, I guess you can stay.
I like how my comment immediately tied into showering you with presents.
but what do you get for a girl who already has everything New Jersey can offer?
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but what do you get for a girl who already has everything New Jersey can offer?
Is that a diss on NJ? C may ban you for that one, buddy.
Katie I propose that you, C, and myself move in together and buy a baby (girl). We can call ourselves 3 women and a baby. And when the baby grows up we can be like the Golden Girls!
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Hey Mosh, it's like we're invisible in this thread.
Cool. Let's sneak up on everybody and yank their pants down so we can remember what 27 year old genitals look like.
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Who gets to be Bea Arthur? The (girl) baby?
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Hey Mosh, it's like we're invisible in this thread.
Cool. Let's sneak up on everybody and yank their pants down so we can remember what 27 year old genitals look like.
You mean operational? Sure, why not.
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It's a go!
We should make sure our rascals are charged up so we can make a fast getaway.
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*changing the batteries*
What'd he say?
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So what the fuck are you doing these days, hip?
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but what do you get for a girl who already has everything New Jersey can offer?
Is that a diss on NJ? C may ban you for that one, buddy.
No, seriously, what would I get for you that you don't already have?
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Hey Mosh, it's like we're invisible in this thread.
The Cheese gives me the power to see you. :P
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Who are you talking to eitje?
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Who are you talking to eitje?
.....spirits. EVIL spirits.
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No, seriously, what would I get for you that you don't already have?
haha I have a mental want list of like a million things. The cheapest starting at $280ish! The most being $1200ish. jeez.
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I'm pretty sure bagman will cost you more than 1200 dollars.
He ain't no cheap ho you know.
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I'm sure bagman would make a great laptop but I'm not paying for him.
(that means the $1200 thing is actually a new laptop. and not bagman.)
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How do you feel about the tiny computers (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834115495) that are all the rage these days?
Or do you have a specific computer (ie - Apple PowerBook) in mind?
Edit: the Dell Mini 9 apparently runs OSX perfectly, FYI.
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Hmm. Well I like to do stuff in Photoshop/ Illustrator so it would probably be difficult to work on those programs on a tiny computyer I'd imagine. I have nothing specific in mind. Right now I have a Gateway somethingorother that I bought maybe 6 years ago from one of Seans friends. It's served me well but it's been getting slow and old lately.
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Hmm. Well I like to do stuff in Photoshop/ Illustrator so it would probably be difficult to work on those programs on a tiny computyer I'd imagine. I have nothing specific in mind. Right now I have a Gateway somethingorother that I bought maybe 6 years ago from one of Seans friends. It's served me well but it's been getting slow and old lately.
You said "computyer". Welcome to the middle ages!
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I make a shitload of typos. Get used to it!
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Hmm. Well I like to do stuff in Photoshop/ Illustrator so it would probably be difficult to work on those programs on a tiny computyer I'd imagine. I have nothing specific in mind. Right now I have a Gateway somethingorother that I bought maybe 6 years ago from one of Seans friends. It's served me well but it's been getting slow and old lately.
I see. Bigger screens and higher resolutions will serve you well, then, and you'll definitely need about $1K worth of computyer.
Edit: What's at the other end of your wants spectrum?
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pssssst tricky i think he would just straight up buy you a computer if you show him some titties.
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pssssst tricky i think he would just straight up buy you a computer if you show him some titties.
Ha! What do you think I am, a common whore? You must know me well... kidding :P
I see. Bigger screens and higher resolutions will serve you well, then, and you'll definitely need about $1K worth of computyer.
Edit: What's at the other end of your wants spectrum?
haha. Umm my other wants are thing that I would feel way weird about getting if someone besides myself bought them. If you wanna give me a bday gift just buy me a friggin cider & shot of whiskey if/ when you are in NYC and we all go out!
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the thing i want most costs about $14 USD. not bad. my birthday's coming up. (29)
mosh can be whatever age he wants, cos he's hot + awesome.
katie, move to NY already. come on! we can go to friday's and talk about how you me and brook are like 90210 characters.....
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So, computyer and personal massage products. Gotcha.
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the thing i want most costs about $14 USD. not bad. my birthday's coming up. (29)
...what is it? i'm intrigued!
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Hahaha C... that reminds me of our talk in the car last night on the drive home! What's your $14 gift?
eitje- no not vibrators. haha you're sort of in the right direction, but very much not at the same time! ok, well, if you wanna buy me a very specific $280 dress, go right ahead, be my guest. :P
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if you loved me, you'd know. sniff.
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if you loved me, you'd know. sniff.
sniff?
it's either perfume or blow.
not much of either one for fourteen bucks, i'm afeared.
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no not vibrators. haha you're sort of in the right direction, but very much not at the same time! ok, well, if you wanna buy me a very specific $280 dress, go right ahead, be my guest. :P
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maybe i'll just get you a gift card to Home Depot.
girls like that kind of stuff, right?
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A 23rd bottle of Paddy's??
I'm sure you told me, but my memory sucks. If you told me though seems I would've said I'd get it for you?
e-hugz
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maybe i'll just get you a gift card to Home Depot.
girls like that kind of stuff, right?
haha a resounding NO :)
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*scribbles furtively in notebook*
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PADDY! ding ding ding.
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hahaha i think you want to have your body weight in Paddy's.
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That would be one tiny Irishman.
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my birthday's coming up. (29)
Do NOT do this. There is nothing good to be found here.
Go back, go back while you still can!
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That would be one tiny Irishman.
Or a very large leprechaun.
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katie, move to NY already
She's already a Giants fan. :o
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The giants and the mets are my secondary teams, the firsts of course being the pats and the red sox.
Heads up, it's a huge pain in the ass to type in this goddamn text field with my iPhone.
Let me address the questions I remember folks asking...
What am I up to? Besides aging, obviously... I bartend 3-4 nights a week. Living on the cape. Wishing I COULD move to NYC (ahem, ladies, did you know about my short stint waiting tables at the Fridays on Newbury st, Boston? Hate that place). Actually, life is good where I am, but my future isn't here. Ill soon be Boston or Providence bound, methinks.
The "I am not a mom" thing...somebody tracked me down on myspace and saw my profile picture, which happens to be one of me holding my brothers baby girl.
I'm on the wrong side of 25, freshly unengaged, and often wondering if I'm the marrying type. I have a gorgeous boyfriend now, though, who
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Exactly. Who?
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...who cooks for me and likes listening to what I have to say (or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does).
Damn iPhone makes this so hard.
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likes listening to what I have to say (or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does).
Pfft, that's not a skill... any retard can do that.
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likes listening to what I have to say (or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does).
Pfft, that's not a skill... any retard can do that.
The correct answer to that statement is "oh really! tell me more!"
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oh really! tell me more!
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likes listening to what I have to say or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does.
It's a skill that most men learn by the time they're 40.
Right Ian?
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oh really. zooms! tell me more!
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likes listening to what I have to say or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does.
It's a skill that most men learn by the time they're 40.
Right Ian?
Sorry, what?
I wasnt paying attention.
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oh really. zooms! tell me more!
You're currently unencumbered so you're only fucking up your own learning curve.
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oh really. zooms! tell me more!
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hold on, i may have forgotten how to behave myself here.
let me get my bearings.
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1) Do you still do anal?
2) You're still jumping from man to man? I thought you'd stopped that years ago ...
(That's not a maliscious statement, just an observation)
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its funny you say im a man-jumper. i am the princess of long relationships, with very few non-relationship men in between.
i've slept with the fewest men of anyone i know over the age of 18, and my relationship lengths so far are something like a 5yr, a 3yr, and now this one, 7 or 8 months strong. 3 boyfriends by the time you're 27...not beyond the realm of good-girlness.
and oh yeah. anal is a no-no when your boyfriend is a magnum XL type of guy. i'm very content without it.
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I didn't know that ...
I just did 7 years in the hole myself ...
The last thing is logical as well ...
Good to see you ...
It's been a while ...
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i hope it was a nice, tight hole at least, to spend all that time there.
i was long misunderstood by you people. just because a girl loves to fuck, does not mean she fucks AROUND. i think the best sex is with someone you really know, in and out. no pun intended. no, scratch that. pun intended.
just getting back into things!
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What do you mean, "you people?"
(http://images.hollywood.com/cms/300x375/5241015.jpg)
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i really enjoyed that movie. robert downey jr. is my hero
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I think perhaps there was a misconception as well, and I'll apologize for it on my part ...
Rock on, K8z!
heh ...
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how many moms ARE there here, anyway?
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*raises hand*
pretty sure just me. i got two little ones.
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C and I have 14 children together.
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oh, right, except for b and c.
but we are all each others' alters so i guess we cancel each other out.
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... and we're all Fred
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Tahiti, bitch.
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i really enjoyed that movie. robert downey jr. is my hero
interesting.
so, you want to have a career, ruin it with drugs, and then perform a massive comeback after cleaning up?
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... and we're all Fred
I'm not.
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... and we're all Fred
I was.
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... and we're all Fred
nope
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Hip, does your ass still looks like this?
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8270/hipstightass100772455l.jpg)
How about a comparison shot?
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Damn. I forgot about hip's gap. She does like the horsecock.
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wow. that picture.
gap?
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you're either a tit man or a gap man
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i thought it was a tit guy or an ASS guy...no? please elaborate on the "gap".
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The gap between your thighs has a ceiling.
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but it's a beautiful gap
please update on current status
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i'm still thin with a nice ass. the gap is still there. is it good to have a 'ceiling'?
it's funny, because when we had just started dating, my boyfriend pointed out how much he loves the space between my thighs. i called him a weirdo and let him bend me over his knee for a spanking. romance!
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I think Doormouse decribed katie as having "clap" and class. Does clap mean like a bootie that claps?
A clappy gappy?
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When did this turn into an audition for "The Electric Company"?
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Snappy on that clappy gappy before we play some Mappy!
(http://ui12.gamespot.com/971/mappy1b_2.png)
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And I go, fappy, fappy, fappy to that clappy gappy.
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I'm not sure a clappy gappy is all that good...
Sure a shot of penicillin will clear that up, but all the same...
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555 I wish I had access to the hip nude beach photos right now.
Maybe they weren't perfect but they were fun to work on. hehehe
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555 I wish I had access to the hip nude beach photos right now.
Maybe they weren't perfect but they were fun to work on. hehehe
This is as close as I've got to any hip, nude beach pics.
(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8924/untit34.png)
But are you for real? And if so how in the holy mother of fuck, are they not in my collection?
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I'm surprised you haven't photoshopped that bikini off her yet, baggy.
I'd cum on her clothed ass after dry-humping her, then leave in a rude manner.
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I'd cum on her clothed ass after dry-humping her, then leave in a rude manner.
Let's see how many more times danpig can use that joke.
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I'm glad i've had several self-awareness epiphanies. In my youth I could of bled your wallet dry bags.
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But are you for real? And if so how in the holy mother of fuck, are they not in my collection?<<
LOL. It was the rear view beach photo Hippo posted with the, I think it was a yellow bikini. I just edited it to remove the bikini. Then I made a thread about xray vision and set the post so that when you clicked on the bikini pic it switched to the faux nude pic. I still have them but that PC doesn't currently function.
Like I said, they weren't perfect, but they were sure fun to work on!
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I'd cum on her clothed ass after dry-humping her, then leave in a rude manner.
Let's see how many more times danpig can use that joke.
As many times as it will be funny.
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But are you for real? And if so how in the holy mother of fuck, are they not in my collection?<<
LOL. It was the rear view beach photo Hippo posted with the, I think it was a yellow bikini. I just edited it to remove the bikini. Then I made a thread about xray vision and set the post so that when you clicked on the bikini pic it switched to the faux nude pic. I still have them but that PC doesn't currently function.
Like I said, they weren't perfect, but they were sure fun to work on!
I remember you copped a lot of shit for that, but I never saw it as much more than harmless...
I have that pic here on a disk somewhere.
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hmm, yellow bikini. beach. if shes walking in the pic....aww fuck.
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Oh yeah I remember that one. Hippo-ass.
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that's all in the past, we require updates
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THE TITTY VULTURES ARE HUNGRY FOR THEIR NEXT MEAL.
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wow. check out those thunderthighs! i haven't seen those bad larries in years.
it's coming up on bikini season here on the beach. i will probably give you an updated photo at that time, seeing as i'm getting hotter as i get older (it's so fucked up). praise allah, i wasn't one of those girls who peaked in high school with a pert little snub nose and tiny perfect body. now those girls have each turned into a collection of frumpy non-shapes piled on top of one another, with a baby or two perched on their widening hips and late-onset acne.
still not a mom.
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I don't really see how anyone "looks like a mom" unless they have a baby hanging from their tit. In that case, Sarah looks like a mom. More specifically, a MILF.
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wow. check out those thunderthighs! i haven't seen those bad larries in years.
it's coming up on bikini season here on the beach. i will probably give you an updated photo at that time, seeing as i'm getting hotter as i get older (it's so fucked up). praise allah, i wasn't one of those girls who peaked in high school with a pert little snub nose and tiny perfect body. now those girls have each turned into a collection of frumpy non-shapes piled on top of one another, with a baby or two perched on their widening hips and late-onset acne.
still not a mom.
hay thanks for that
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sarah: my post had more to do with how i felt about myself at a much younger age, and how girls i knew in high school made me feel about myself.
also a bit to do with the fact i have for years thought i WOULD probably be married/a mom by age 27, and there are some minor insecurities there as well. at least someone wanted to marry and procreate with you.
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oh, c'mon katie. just lower your bar a little. :P i'm sure there's tons of guys willing to jump on it.
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i do like having high standards.
maybe because i lacked them for far too long.
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Thunderthighs?
Who are you kidding?
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Thunderthighs?
Who are you kidding?
Yeah, did you see the pig bagman's sticking?
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bwahahahaha...,
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I'd cum on her clothed ass after dry-humping her, then leave in a rude manner.
Let's see how many more times danpig can use that joke.
I just did in the other thread ...
You know, I find myself at an impass here; I have to AGREE with K8Z ...
It's about time you found your vapid, shallow, materialistic existance wasn't getting to your ultimate goal of being a "locked-down-baby-toter" ...
Have your standards (that you lacked before, although hidden fairly well to the zombified drug addicts of AS) ...
... however, don't dry up your eggs, Mother Hen, because you've set 'em a little too high ...
Almost everything, from Hoover's Dam to a simple electronic capacitor, has a 10% tolerance rating ...
Keep that in mind, and I wish you the best ....
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1.21 gigawatts!
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Yeah, did you see the pig bagman's sticking?
Loves it.
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You love Jo?
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Yeah, did you see the pig bagman's sticking?
no. i only just got here, remember? photo please!
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PM tricky, she'll tell you where to find them.
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Thunderthighs?
Who are you kidding?
Yeah, did you see the pig bagman's sticking?
BAHAHAHAHA!
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Yeah, did you see the pig bagman's sticking?
no. i only just got here, remember? photo please!
see this thread (scroll down for more in the thread):
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=190.msg5869#msg5869 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=190.msg5869#msg5869)
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Oh yay.
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It's ok baggy. If you saw my ex (not Sean, the other one), you'd laugh your muthafuckin ass off and tell me I'm a huge hypocrite.
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I think Doormouse decribed katie as having "clap" and class. Does clap mean like a bootie that claps?
A clappy gappy?
What the fuck is this? If anything I would have said "'gap' and ass." As it happens I said neither.
seeing as i'm getting hotter as i get older (it's so fucked up). praise allah, i wasn't one of those girls who peaked in high school with a pert little snub nose and tiny perfect body.
Boo! This is weak. So many claims so little evidence.
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i wasn't one of those girls who peaked in high school with a pert little snub nose and tiny perfect body.
I hated them types. I always went for the fat goth girls.
The fat goth girls hated me.
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oh man, some of the stunners from my high school years are wrecks now. That's what 2 kids before 23 and a pack a day habit will get you, kids
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What the fuck is this? If anything I would have said "'gap' and ass." As it happens I said neither.
Oops. someone else said it. Libertine I think.
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Haha I guess that was a bit brusque. I shall blame the whiskey.
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I blame whiskey for fat goth chicks ...