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Title: i am not a mom
Post by: katie on March 18, 2009, 04:38:50 PM
...contrary to popular belief. i did just turn 27, however, and didn't get any presents from any of you fuckers.

i'm so old it's retarded
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Libertine on March 18, 2009, 04:43:07 PM
(yet)
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 18, 2009, 05:02:20 PM
I think Chad is volunteering his services?

Hi Katie! I will be 28 in 2 months. Fuck.

And who thought you were a mom? I didn't.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Doormouse on March 18, 2009, 05:12:24 PM
What the fuck are we all the same age here? I think Si's at this point too.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Lothar on March 18, 2009, 05:13:38 PM
Countdown to termination in 3...2...
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: FAH-Q on March 18, 2009, 06:33:01 PM
What the fuck are we all the same age here? I think Si's at this point too.

Yep!
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: taiko on March 18, 2009, 08:12:27 PM
What the fuck are we all the same age here? I think Si's at this point too.

Same.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: underclass on March 18, 2009, 08:12:54 PM
27 check
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: FAH-Q on March 18, 2009, 09:38:06 PM
Wow, it's like all the planets aligned or something. We'll start a gang called the Crazy 81/82's.

When the moon...
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: taiko on March 18, 2009, 10:00:12 PM
I'm from 80, though.  :(

28.5.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: FAH-Q on March 18, 2009, 10:20:35 PM
Then you're not 27. Wasn't that the common thread?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 18, 2009, 10:27:33 PM
Hey you crazy kids, stop fucking with my walker!
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 18, 2009, 10:34:20 PM
I'm from 80, though.  :(

28.5.

Buddy, we don't welcome yer kind round these parts.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: psychopathetic on March 19, 2009, 12:07:01 AM
27 represent.

til april first.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: taiko on March 19, 2009, 12:10:17 AM
I'm from 80, though.  :(

28.5.

Buddy, we don't welcome yer kind round these parts.

We'll see how welcome I am in two months.  :P
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: taiko on March 19, 2009, 12:12:17 AM
Then you're not 27. Wasn't that the common thread?
I assumed the broader "late 20s", given tricky's upcoming aging day.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Libertine on March 19, 2009, 12:26:17 AM
24 holla
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Doormouse on March 19, 2009, 02:45:11 AM
I rocked 24. 24 was my last year of living life up to the hilt.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: mosh on March 19, 2009, 03:12:46 AM
PFFT!

40 represent biatches.

Are you all gonna kill yourselves now that you're 27? Like Hendrix, Morrison, Joplin and Cobain?

I did, and it was awesome.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 19, 2009, 07:38:52 AM
We'll see how welcome I am in two months.  :P

Are you implying that you will give me a birthday gift since my birthday is in two months? If so, I guess you can stay.

Besides, C is 28 and she's our moderator.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: taiko on March 19, 2009, 09:32:20 AM
Besides, C is 28 and she's our moderator.
which explains why she's never here - she doesn't feel welcome!

Are you implying that you will give me a birthday gift since my birthday is in two months? If so, I guess you can stay.
I like how my comment immediately tied into showering you with presents.
but what do you get for a girl who already has everything New Jersey can offer?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 19, 2009, 09:54:21 AM
but what do you get for a girl who already has everything New Jersey can offer?

Is that a diss on NJ? C may ban you for that one, buddy.

Katie I propose that you, C, and myself move in together and buy a baby (girl). We can call ourselves 3 women and a baby. And when the baby grows up we can be like the Golden Girls!
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 19, 2009, 09:57:26 AM
Hey Mosh, it's like we're invisible in this thread.

Cool. Let's sneak up on everybody and yank their pants down so we can remember what 27 year old genitals look like.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Doormouse on March 19, 2009, 10:07:44 AM
Who gets to be Bea Arthur? The (girl) baby?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: mosh on March 19, 2009, 04:21:48 PM
Hey Mosh, it's like we're invisible in this thread.

Cool. Let's sneak up on everybody and yank their pants down so we can remember what 27 year old genitals look like.

You mean operational? Sure, why not.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 19, 2009, 04:31:36 PM
It's a go!

We should make sure our rascals are charged up so we can make a fast getaway.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Thrash on March 19, 2009, 05:04:36 PM
*changing the batteries*

What'd he say?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Doormouse on March 19, 2009, 07:00:34 PM
So what the fuck are you doing these days, hip?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: taiko on March 19, 2009, 09:47:18 PM
but what do you get for a girl who already has everything New Jersey can offer?

Is that a diss on NJ? C may ban you for that one, buddy.

No, seriously, what would I get for you that you don't already have?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: taiko on March 19, 2009, 09:48:17 PM
Hey Mosh, it's like we're invisible in this thread.

The Cheese gives me the power to see you.  :P
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Doormouse on March 19, 2009, 09:52:09 PM
Who are you talking to eitje?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: taiko on March 19, 2009, 10:05:10 PM
Who are you talking to eitje?

.....spirits.  EVIL spirits.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 19, 2009, 10:12:26 PM
No, seriously, what would I get for you that you don't already have?

haha I have a mental want list of like a million things. The cheapest starting at $280ish! The most being $1200ish. jeez.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 19, 2009, 10:16:04 PM
I'm pretty sure bagman will cost you more than 1200 dollars.

He ain't no cheap ho you know.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 19, 2009, 10:20:31 PM
I'm sure bagman would make a great laptop but I'm not paying for him.

(that means the $1200 thing is actually a new laptop. and not bagman.)
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: taiko on March 19, 2009, 10:39:09 PM
How do you feel about the tiny computers (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834115495) that are all the rage these days?

Or do you have a specific computer (ie - Apple PowerBook) in mind?

Edit:  the Dell Mini 9 apparently runs OSX perfectly, FYI.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 19, 2009, 10:58:03 PM
Hmm. Well I like to do stuff in Photoshop/ Illustrator so it would probably be difficult to work on those programs on a tiny computyer I'd imagine. I have nothing specific in mind. Right now I have a Gateway somethingorother that I bought maybe 6 years ago from one of Seans friends. It's served me well but it's been getting slow and old lately.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 19, 2009, 10:59:31 PM
Hmm. Well I like to do stuff in Photoshop/ Illustrator so it would probably be difficult to work on those programs on a tiny computyer I'd imagine. I have nothing specific in mind. Right now I have a Gateway somethingorother that I bought maybe 6 years ago from one of Seans friends. It's served me well but it's been getting slow and old lately.

You said "computyer". Welcome to the middle ages!
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 19, 2009, 11:00:11 PM
I make a shitload of typos. Get used to it!
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: taiko on March 19, 2009, 11:05:27 PM
Hmm. Well I like to do stuff in Photoshop/ Illustrator so it would probably be difficult to work on those programs on a tiny computyer I'd imagine. I have nothing specific in mind. Right now I have a Gateway somethingorother that I bought maybe 6 years ago from one of Seans friends. It's served me well but it's been getting slow and old lately.

I see.  Bigger screens and higher resolutions will serve you well, then, and you'll definitely need about $1K worth of computyer.

Edit:  What's at the other end of your wants spectrum?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: psychopathetic on March 19, 2009, 11:10:05 PM
pssssst tricky i think he would just straight up buy you a computer if you show him some titties.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 19, 2009, 11:14:59 PM
pssssst tricky i think he would just straight up buy you a computer if you show him some titties.

Ha! What do you think I am, a common whore? You must know me well... kidding :P

I see.  Bigger screens and higher resolutions will serve you well, then, and you'll definitely need about $1K worth of computyer.

Edit:  What's at the other end of your wants spectrum?

haha. Umm my other wants are thing that I would feel way weird about getting if someone besides myself bought them. If you wanna give me a bday gift just buy me a friggin cider & shot of whiskey if/ when you are in NYC and we all go out!
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: punkallstar on March 19, 2009, 11:18:18 PM
the thing i want most costs about $14 USD.  not bad.  my birthday's coming up.  (29)

mosh can be whatever age he wants, cos he's hot + awesome. 

katie, move to NY already. come on!  we can go to friday's and talk about how you me and brook are like 90210 characters.....
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: taiko on March 19, 2009, 11:18:36 PM
So, computyer and personal massage products.  Gotcha.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: taiko on March 19, 2009, 11:19:27 PM
the thing i want most costs about $14 USD.  not bad.  my birthday's coming up.  (29)
...what is it?  i'm intrigued!
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 19, 2009, 11:23:11 PM
Hahaha C... that reminds me of our talk in the car last night on the drive home! What's your $14 gift?

eitje- no not vibrators. haha you're sort of in the right direction, but very much not at the same time! ok, well, if you wanna buy me a very specific $280 dress, go right ahead, be my guest. :P
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: punkallstar on March 19, 2009, 11:25:06 PM
if you loved me, you'd know. sniff.

Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: psychopathetic on March 19, 2009, 11:26:50 PM
if you loved me, you'd know. sniff.



sniff?

it's either perfume or blow.

not much of either one for fourteen bucks, i'm afeared.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: taiko on March 19, 2009, 11:27:41 PM
no not vibrators. haha you're sort of in the right direction, but very much not at the same time! ok, well, if you wanna buy me a very specific $280 dress, go right ahead, be my guest. :P

....

maybe i'll just get you a gift card to Home Depot.

girls like that kind of stuff, right?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 19, 2009, 11:28:31 PM
A 23rd bottle of Paddy's??

I'm sure you told me, but my memory sucks. If you told me though seems I would've said I'd get it for you?
e-hugz

....

maybe i'll just get you a gift card to Home Depot.

girls like that kind of stuff, right?

haha a resounding NO :)
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: taiko on March 19, 2009, 11:35:15 PM
*scribbles furtively in notebook*
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: punkallstar on March 20, 2009, 12:02:08 AM
PADDY! ding ding ding.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 20, 2009, 12:10:14 AM
hahaha i think you want to have your body weight in Paddy's.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 20, 2009, 09:20:54 AM
That would be one tiny Irishman.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Wozzeck on March 21, 2009, 05:00:17 AM
Quote
my birthday's coming up.  (29)

Do NOT do this. There is nothing good to be found here.

Go back, go back while you still can!
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: psychopathetic on March 21, 2009, 09:29:27 AM
That would be one tiny Irishman.

Or a very large leprechaun.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: FAH-Q on March 21, 2009, 03:05:58 PM
katie, move to NY already

She's already a Giants fan.  :o
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: katie on March 23, 2009, 11:26:05 AM
The giants and the mets are my secondary teams, the firsts of course being the pats and the red sox.

Heads up, it's a huge pain in the ass to type in this goddamn text field with my iPhone.

Let me address the questions I remember folks asking...

What am I up to? Besides aging, obviously... I bartend 3-4 nights a week. Living on the cape. Wishing I COULD move to NYC (ahem, ladies, did you know about my short stint waiting tables at the Fridays on Newbury st, Boston? Hate that place). Actually, life is good where I am, but my future isn't here. Ill soon be Boston or Providence bound,  methinks.

The "I am not a mom" thing...somebody tracked me down on myspace and saw my profile picture, which happens to be one of me holding my brothers baby girl.

I'm on the wrong side of 25, freshly unengaged, and often wondering if I'm the marrying type. I have a gorgeous boyfriend now, though, who
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Doormouse on March 23, 2009, 01:15:10 PM
Exactly. Who?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: katie on March 23, 2009, 01:36:27 PM
...who cooks for me and likes listening to what I have to say (or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does).

Damn iPhone makes this so hard.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: mosh on March 23, 2009, 06:24:31 PM
likes listening to what I have to say (or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does).

Pfft, that's not a skill... any retard can do that.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: taiko on March 23, 2009, 08:29:12 PM
likes listening to what I have to say (or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does).

Pfft, that's not a skill... any retard can do that.

The correct answer to that statement is "oh really!  tell me more!"
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: mosh on March 23, 2009, 10:25:47 PM
oh really!  tell me more!
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Zoomie on March 23, 2009, 10:51:34 PM
likes listening to what I have to say or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does.

It's a skill that most men learn by the time they're 40.

Right Ian?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 12:44:04 AM
oh really. zooms!  tell me more!
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: mosh on March 24, 2009, 02:15:04 AM
likes listening to what I have to say or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does.

It's a skill that most men learn by the time they're 40.

Right Ian?

Sorry, what?

I wasnt paying attention.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Zoomie on March 24, 2009, 08:12:27 AM
oh really. zooms!  tell me more!

You're currently unencumbered so you're only fucking up your own learning curve.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 05:29:54 PM
oh really. zooms!  tell me more!
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: katie on March 26, 2009, 10:20:33 AM
hold on, i may have forgotten how to behave myself here.

let me get my bearings.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Thrash on March 26, 2009, 10:59:33 AM
1) Do you still do anal?
2) You're still jumping from man to man?  I thought you'd stopped that years ago ...
(That's not a maliscious statement, just an observation)
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: katie on March 26, 2009, 11:06:07 AM
its funny you say im a man-jumper. i am the princess of long relationships, with very few non-relationship men in between.
i've slept with the fewest men of anyone i know over the age of 18, and my relationship lengths so far are something like a 5yr, a 3yr, and now this one, 7 or 8 months strong. 3 boyfriends by the time you're 27...not beyond the realm of good-girlness.

and oh yeah. anal is a no-no when your boyfriend is a magnum XL type of guy. i'm very content without it.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Thrash on March 26, 2009, 11:14:08 AM
I didn't know that ...
I just did 7 years in the hole myself ...

The last thing is logical as well ...

Good to see you ...
It's been a while ...
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: katie on March 26, 2009, 11:31:19 AM
i hope it was a nice, tight hole at least, to spend all that time there.

i was long misunderstood by you people. just because a girl loves to fuck, does not mean she fucks AROUND. i think the best sex is with someone you really know, in and out. no pun intended. no, scratch that. pun intended.

just getting back into things!
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Lothar on March 26, 2009, 01:44:40 PM
What do you mean, "you people?"

(http://images.hollywood.com/cms/300x375/5241015.jpg)
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: katie on March 26, 2009, 01:53:14 PM
i really enjoyed that movie. robert downey jr. is my hero
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Thrash on March 26, 2009, 01:56:37 PM
I think perhaps there was a misconception as well, and I'll apologize for it on my part ...

Rock on, K8z!
heh ...
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: katie on March 26, 2009, 02:06:35 PM
how many moms ARE there here, anyway?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: psychopathetic on March 26, 2009, 02:14:12 PM
*raises hand*

pretty sure just me. i got two little ones.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 26, 2009, 02:16:02 PM
C and I have 14 children together.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: psychopathetic on March 26, 2009, 02:17:25 PM
oh, right, except for b and c.

but we are all each others' alters so i guess we cancel each other out.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Thrash on March 26, 2009, 02:46:33 PM
... and we're all Fred
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Zoomie on March 26, 2009, 06:39:23 PM
Tahiti, bitch.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: taiko on March 26, 2009, 09:49:29 PM
i really enjoyed that movie. robert downey jr. is my hero

interesting.
so, you want to have a career, ruin it with drugs, and then perform a massive comeback after cleaning up?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: mosh on March 27, 2009, 01:01:33 AM
... and we're all Fred

I'm not.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: bagman on March 27, 2009, 01:08:09 AM
Quote
... and we're all Fred

I was.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: katie on March 27, 2009, 01:33:37 AM
Quote
... and we're all Fred

nope
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: bagman on March 27, 2009, 01:41:20 AM
Hip, does your ass still looks like this?

(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8270/hipstightass100772455l.jpg)

How about a comparison shot?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Zoomie on March 27, 2009, 06:22:35 AM
Damn. I forgot about hip's gap. She does like the horsecock.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: katie on March 27, 2009, 09:31:13 AM
wow. that picture.

gap?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: underclass on March 27, 2009, 10:37:11 AM
you're either a tit man or a gap man
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: katie on March 27, 2009, 10:47:27 AM
i thought it was a tit guy or an ASS guy...no? please elaborate on the "gap".
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Zoomie on March 27, 2009, 10:54:15 AM
The gap between your thighs has a ceiling.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: underclass on March 27, 2009, 11:45:59 AM
but it's a beautiful gap

please update on current status
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: katie on March 27, 2009, 03:36:47 PM
i'm still thin with a nice ass. the gap is still there. is it good to have a 'ceiling'?

it's funny, because when we had just started dating, my boyfriend pointed out how much he loves the space between my thighs. i called him a weirdo and let him bend me over his knee for a spanking. romance!
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 05:13:54 PM
I think Doormouse decribed katie as having "clap" and class. Does clap mean like a bootie that claps?

A clappy gappy?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Thrash on March 27, 2009, 05:44:06 PM
When did this turn into an audition for "The Electric Company"?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 04:02:52 AM
Snappy on that clappy gappy before we play some Mappy!

(http://ui12.gamespot.com/971/mappy1b_2.png)
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: bagman on March 28, 2009, 04:11:23 AM
And I go, fappy, fappy, fappy to that clappy gappy.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: mosh on March 28, 2009, 04:23:21 AM
I'm not sure a clappy gappy is all that good...

Sure a shot of penicillin will clear that up, but all the same...
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Tru on March 28, 2009, 04:29:15 AM
555 I wish I had access to the hip nude beach photos right now.
Maybe they weren't perfect but they were fun to work on. hehehe
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: bagman on March 28, 2009, 04:33:18 AM
555 I wish I had access to the hip nude beach photos right now.
Maybe they weren't perfect but they were fun to work on. hehehe

This is as close as I've got to any hip, nude beach pics.

(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8924/untit34.png)

But are you for real? And if so how in the holy mother of fuck, are they not in my collection?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 04:43:17 AM
I'm surprised you haven't photoshopped that bikini off her yet, baggy. 

I'd cum on her clothed ass after dry-humping her, then leave in a rude manner.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: bagman on March 28, 2009, 04:56:07 AM
Quote
I'd cum on her clothed ass after dry-humping her, then leave in a rude manner.

Let's see how many more times danpig can use that joke.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: ttfg on March 28, 2009, 04:56:27 AM
I'm glad i've had several self-awareness epiphanies. In my youth I could of bled your wallet dry bags.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Tru on March 28, 2009, 04:57:35 AM
>>
But are you for real? And if so how in the holy mother of fuck, are they not in my collection?<<


LOL.  It was the rear view beach photo Hippo posted with the, I think it was a yellow bikini. I just edited it to remove the bikini. Then I made a thread about xray vision and set the post so that when you clicked on the bikini pic it switched to the faux nude pic. I still have them but that PC doesn't currently function.

Like I said, they weren't perfect, but they were sure fun to work on!   
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 05:42:58 AM
Quote
I'd cum on her clothed ass after dry-humping her, then leave in a rude manner.

Let's see how many more times danpig can use that joke.

As many times as it will be funny.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: mosh on March 28, 2009, 06:03:19 AM
>>
But are you for real? And if so how in the holy mother of fuck, are they not in my collection?<<


LOL.  It was the rear view beach photo Hippo posted with the, I think it was a yellow bikini. I just edited it to remove the bikini. Then I made a thread about xray vision and set the post so that when you clicked on the bikini pic it switched to the faux nude pic. I still have them but that PC doesn't currently function.

Like I said, they weren't perfect, but they were sure fun to work on!  

I remember you copped a lot of shit for that, but I never saw it as much more than harmless...

I have that pic here on a disk somewhere.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: ttfg on March 28, 2009, 06:07:04 AM
hmm, yellow bikini. beach. if shes walking in the pic....aww fuck.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 06:07:48 AM
Oh yeah I remember that one.  Hippo-ass.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: underclass on March 28, 2009, 07:06:16 AM
that's all in the past, we require updates
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 07:15:34 AM
THE TITTY VULTURES ARE HUNGRY FOR THEIR NEXT MEAL.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: katie on March 28, 2009, 10:35:18 AM
wow. check out those thunderthighs! i haven't seen those bad larries in years.

it's coming up on bikini season here on the beach. i will probably give you an updated photo at that time, seeing as i'm getting hotter as i get older (it's so fucked up). praise allah, i wasn't one of those girls who peaked in high school with a pert little snub nose and tiny perfect body. now those girls have each turned into a collection of frumpy non-shapes piled on top of one another, with a baby or two perched on their widening hips and late-onset acne.

still not a mom.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 10:57:45 AM
I don't really see how anyone "looks like a mom" unless they have a baby hanging from their tit.  In that case, Sarah looks like a mom.  More specifically, a MILF.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: psychopathetic on March 28, 2009, 01:11:06 PM
wow. check out those thunderthighs! i haven't seen those bad larries in years.

it's coming up on bikini season here on the beach. i will probably give you an updated photo at that time, seeing as i'm getting hotter as i get older (it's so fucked up). praise allah, i wasn't one of those girls who peaked in high school with a pert little snub nose and tiny perfect body. now those girls have each turned into a collection of frumpy non-shapes piled on top of one another, with a baby or two perched on their widening hips and late-onset acne.

still not a mom.

hay thanks for that
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Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 01:21:20 PM
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: katie on March 28, 2009, 02:55:35 PM
sarah: my post had more to do with how i felt about myself at a much younger age, and how girls i knew in high school made me feel about myself.
also a bit to do with the fact i have for years thought i WOULD probably be married/a mom by age 27, and there are some minor insecurities there as well. at least someone wanted to marry and procreate with you.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: psychopathetic on March 28, 2009, 02:57:06 PM
oh, c'mon katie. just lower your bar a little.   :P i'm sure there's tons of guys willing to jump on it.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: katie on March 28, 2009, 03:27:56 PM
i do like having high standards.
maybe because i lacked them for far too long.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: bagman on March 28, 2009, 06:03:19 PM
Thunderthighs?

Who are you kidding?

Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 29, 2009, 12:50:56 AM
Thunderthighs?

Who are you kidding?

Yeah, did you see the pig bagman's sticking?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: mosh on March 29, 2009, 01:20:22 AM
bwahahahaha...,
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Post by: Thrash on March 29, 2009, 02:30:35 AM
Quote
I'd cum on her clothed ass after dry-humping her, then leave in a rude manner.

Let's see how many more times danpig can use that joke.

I just did in the other thread ...



You know, I find myself at an impass here; I have to AGREE with K8Z ...
It's about time you found your vapid, shallow, materialistic existance wasn't getting to your ultimate goal of being a "locked-down-baby-toter" ...
Have your standards (that you lacked before, although hidden fairly well to the zombified drug addicts of AS) ...
... however, don't dry up your eggs, Mother Hen, because you've set 'em a little too high ...
Almost everything, from Hoover's Dam to a simple electronic capacitor, has a 10% tolerance rating ...

Keep that in mind, and I wish you the best ....
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: mosh on March 29, 2009, 02:35:09 AM
1.21 gigawatts!
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 29, 2009, 04:27:27 AM
Yeah, did you see the pig bagman's sticking?

Loves it.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Thrash on March 29, 2009, 02:04:45 PM
You love Jo?
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: katie on March 29, 2009, 11:06:46 PM
Yeah, did you see the pig bagman's sticking?

no. i only just got here, remember? photo please!
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 30, 2009, 09:36:15 AM
PM tricky, she'll tell you where to find them.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: FAH-Q on March 30, 2009, 06:14:40 PM
Thunderthighs?

Who are you kidding?

Yeah, did you see the pig bagman's sticking?

BAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 30, 2009, 07:42:57 PM
Yeah, did you see the pig bagman's sticking?

no. i only just got here, remember? photo please!

see this thread (scroll down for more in the thread):
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=190.msg5869#msg5869 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=190.msg5869#msg5869)
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: bagman on March 30, 2009, 09:31:00 PM
Oh yay.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 30, 2009, 09:32:41 PM
It's ok baggy. If you saw my ex (not Sean, the other one), you'd laugh your muthafuckin ass off and tell me I'm a huge hypocrite.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Doormouse on March 31, 2009, 01:18:49 AM
I think Doormouse decribed katie as having "clap" and class. Does clap mean like a bootie that claps?

A clappy gappy?
What the fuck is this? If anything I would have said "'gap' and ass." As it happens I said neither.

seeing as i'm getting hotter as i get older (it's so fucked up). praise allah, i wasn't one of those girls who peaked in high school with a pert little snub nose and tiny perfect body.
Boo! This is weak. So many claims so little evidence.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: mosh on March 31, 2009, 03:38:29 AM
i wasn't one of those girls who peaked in high school with a pert little snub nose and tiny perfect body.

I hated them types. I always went for the fat goth girls.

The fat goth girls hated me.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: underclass on March 31, 2009, 06:58:31 AM
oh man, some of the stunners from my high school years are wrecks now. That's what 2 kids before 23 and a pack a day habit will get you, kids
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: tricky on March 31, 2009, 07:49:02 AM
What the fuck is this? If anything I would have said "'gap' and ass." As it happens I said neither.

Oops. someone else said it. Libertine I think.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Doormouse on March 31, 2009, 11:01:17 AM
Haha I guess that was a bit brusque. I shall blame the whiskey.
Title: Re: i am not a mom
Post by: Thrash on March 31, 2009, 04:32:30 PM
I blame whiskey for fat goth chicks ...