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General Category => Substance Abuse => Topic started by: Tru on January 19, 2010, 10:41:05 PM

Title: Bender
Post by: Tru on January 19, 2010, 10:41:05 PM

Well I've been on a three day bender sucking down forties 24 hours a day.

Anybody notice? LOL

Tonight I bought a bottle of hard shit. First thing I did was crack it open and offer it to the homeless woman begging outside the store.
Yeah, I don't really believe in karma but what the fuck.

Title: Re: Bender
Post by: arielle.looney on January 19, 2010, 10:44:07 PM

Any particular reason for the "celebration?"

Oh, yeah ~ and did the lady take it?

Title: Re: Bender
Post by: Tru on January 19, 2010, 10:54:50 PM

Why yes she did and there is never any valid reason for such celebration, it's all like "will I be alive tomorrow" and the answer is always . wtf cares.

Title: Re: Bender
Post by: arielle.looney on January 19, 2010, 10:57:59 PM

Wow, guy.  You sound a little depressed.

Would thinking about me stalking Sasha for her skin help your mental outlook any?

"Cuz I could TOTALLY go back to drinking ...

Title: Re: Bender
Post by: Tru on January 19, 2010, 11:06:47 PM

maybe if I had some nipples to look at I could be saved?

Title: Re: Bender
Post by: arielle.looney on January 20, 2010, 01:33:35 AM

Your wish is my command!

(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/Fyrenza/123nips.jpg)

Title: Re: Bender
Post by: Zoomie on January 20, 2010, 08:16:39 PM

(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3300000/Bender-futurama-3305909-1280-960.jpg)

Title: Re: Bender
Post by: Tru on January 21, 2010, 03:24:56 AM

(http://consist.sitesled.com/bender.jpg)

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Your wish is my command!

(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/Fyrenza/123nips.jpg)

Thanks but I've been fondling these for days now. I like that yours are so much more durable though.

(http://image.made-in-china.com/2f1j00JBvETjSaOtgU/Galvanized-Steel-Pipe-Nipples.jpg)