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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on January 23, 2010, 09:03:05 AM

Title: I need to get my passport
Post by: Zoomie on January 23, 2010, 09:03:05 AM
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Tru on January 23, 2010, 12:36:07 PM: Forward it on over, maybe I'll go.
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Post by: Drugmoth on January 23, 2010, 01:07:25 PM: Oh yeah, count me in too! Sounds like a blast.
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Post by: Thrash on January 23, 2010, 02:04:09 PM: Yeah, me too; FEMA takes forever to pay me, however, maybe I can double up ...
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Tru on January 23, 2010, 08:12:27 PM: Common just post the contact info here. I'm really interested.
The bitch is pissing me off and I would love to just fucking disappear for 6 months.

What's it cost for a passport these days? About $300 huh.
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Post by: mosh on January 23, 2010, 08:17:21 PM: SCAM!
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Post by: FAH-Q on January 24, 2010, 01:22:46 PM: I can't imagine not having a valid passport. In fact I can't imagine not having two valid passports. Soon hopefully that'll change to three.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Phaedrus on January 24, 2010, 05:46:26 PM: I'm Fucking Ben Affleck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pFTAY7MF8#normal)
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: underclass on January 24, 2010, 08:20:11 PM: i need to get that second passport organized
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Post by: Thrash on January 25, 2010, 02:59:46 AM: I need to decide if I'm going or not ...
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Post by: underclass on January 25, 2010, 03:31:21 AM: You can't, the aftershock of you leaving Florida would destroy what is left of Haiti and it's people
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: mosh on January 25, 2010, 04:48:26 AM: hahahaha... I thought he was talking about Antigua...

what was I thinking?
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Zoomie on January 25, 2010, 06:26:49 AM: OK I PM'd the email and phone numbers to Thrash and Tru. Danzer, I don't think you were being serious but if you were say so.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: 13chemicals on January 25, 2010, 05:12:32 PM: You are out of your damn mind for wanting to go to Haiti right now. What is the pay like? $5/hour? Also, where would you live? In a tent? You could get robbed, or stabbed. Have fun. I'm going to take my ass to an island 700 miles away for holiday. To a little place we will call Antigua.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Thrash on January 25, 2010, 05:35:56 PM: I make a minimum of $1500-$2000/wk for disasters ...
It's a good reason to go ...

Well, that and all of my medical, trauma, critical care, and MASS CASUALTY/DISASTER SPECIALIST TRAINING!
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Post by: ttfg on January 25, 2010, 06:10:17 PM: Ok. Thrash is the healer for his WoW clan. Check.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 25, 2010, 06:22:34 PM: Also, all of the women are at their most vulnerable!
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Zoomie on January 25, 2010, 06:29:11 PM: Mmmmm unwashed voodoo bitches. My seventh favorite flavor!
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: mosh on January 25, 2010, 10:02:41 PM: Mmmmm unwashed voodoo bitches and their unwashed, venereal diseased vagina's...
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Libertine on January 25, 2010, 11:17:14 PM: When it comes to having unprotected sex with strange women in a disaster ravaged tropical hellhole, you gotta assume that if they made it this far and are still alive, that they are probably healthy enough to have a go round with.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Lucky on January 26, 2010, 09:42:18 PM: The Human Immuno-deficiency Virus would like to respectfully disagree with you.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Drugmoth on January 26, 2010, 09:46:20 PM: Hahaha
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Thrash on January 26, 2010, 10:58:20 PM: 50% of the population is under 18
40% of the population is under 14
1/3 of the population is HIV/AIDS positive (with and without TB)
thus
In the process of triage, Mass Casuality/Disaster = Playing the angel of death to 1000's of children/people

Quote from: banal on January 25, 2010, 06:10:17 PM
Ok. Thrash is the healer for his WoW clan. Check.

1) I don't play WoW ...
2) I wish that were the case, bro ...
... my head would be screwed on a lot tighter then
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Nitya on January 27, 2010, 03:03:04 PM: You can borrow my passport if you want, I'm sure no one will notice..

..just uh, come to england first....
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Zoomie on January 27, 2010, 03:15:51 PM: Yeah because TSA is likely to believe that I'm a teenaged Indian girl from London...
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Post by: FAH-Q on January 27, 2010, 04:09:34 PM: Yeah, and cuz getting into London sans passport is totally easy.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Nitya on January 27, 2010, 04:48:44 PM: According to the trashy newspapers it is!

And zoomie, time to brown up man.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Zoomie on January 27, 2010, 05:20:23 PM: Fuck. Not gonna happen. My current legal issues preclude issuance of a passport. Oh well.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Nitya on January 27, 2010, 05:34:05 PM: Dont worry Zoomie, I'm sure there'll be other disasters soon!
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: 13chemicals on January 27, 2010, 07:21:48 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on January 27, 2010, 05:20:23 PM
Fuck. Not gonna happen. My current legal issues preclude issuance of a passport. Oh well.

They asked you to rebuild elementary schools and you couldn't because of that court order...?
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: FAH-Q on January 27, 2010, 07:24:57 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on January 27, 2010, 05:20:23 PM
Fuck. Not gonna happen. My current legal issues preclude issuance of a passport. Oh well.

So all of a sudden a guy with several boats is a flight risk? Who knew?
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Zoomie on January 27, 2010, 07:44:25 PM: Yeah well... Maryland sucks ass. I think I should move.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 27, 2010, 07:52:02 PM: Legal issues?

Man, I haven't been paying attention.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Zoomie on January 27, 2010, 07:54:52 PM: No. I've been keeping secrets. Much like my income, my actual sexual proclivities and the true size of my penis, it's none of anyone's fucking business.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: FAH-Q on January 27, 2010, 07:57:49 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on January 27, 2010, 07:54:52 PM
No. I've been keeping secrets. Much like my income, my actual sexual proclivities and the true size of my penis, it's none of anyone's fucking business.

So if we add all these things together, can we assume that they got you on prostitution charges?
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 27, 2010, 08:05:15 PM: Pssht. I don't think anyone in Baltimore gets arrested on prostitution charges.

Except maybe the hookers when the cops want a blow job back at the station.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Thrash on January 27, 2010, 08:51:25 PM: Damn, Sasha's fucking right on today ...
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: mosh on January 27, 2010, 11:19:52 PM: Quote from: Sakhi on January 27, 2010, 05:34:05 PM
Dont worry Zoomie, I'm sure there'll be other disasters soon!

WOOHOO ANTIGUA 2011!
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Tru on January 28, 2010, 02:56:08 AM: Harrumph.

Quote
We are no longer accepting applications or resumes for the Haiti Project.

Fucking tree took out my internet for three days, oh well.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Thrash on January 28, 2010, 03:04:46 AM: Ahhh, well ...

At least -=I=- always have FEMA!
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: tibor on January 28, 2010, 10:33:16 AM: tibor golf claps
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Thrash on January 28, 2010, 08:16:14 PM: Well, if I go I'd be paid, uhm, this time next year, maybe?
I'd gladly do double duty to get paid faster ...
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: 13chemicals on January 29, 2010, 09:47:46 AM: I can probably find some things for you to do Dave, and I have a checkbook full of unwritten checks.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Tru on January 29, 2010, 02:21:17 PM: Yes but do you also have a bank full of unspent dollars?
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: 13chemicals on January 29, 2010, 03:27:23 PM: I'm doing well.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Zoomie on January 29, 2010, 08:08:42 PM: I was going to wait to see how much of a whore Dave is... but I already know.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: FAH-Q on January 30, 2010, 04:12:44 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on January 29, 2010, 09:47:46 AM
I can probably find some things for you to do Dave, and I have a checkbook full of unwritten checks.

Antigua 20XX is gonna happen at some point. It's gonna be fun as fuck. It's gonna happen at a time that Antigua is fun, and it's gonna involve:

-Si
-Sasha
-perhaps some other folks if they get their shit together and/or can afford it and/or blah blah etc

w00t!
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Lucky on January 30, 2010, 08:52:58 AM: If I had to make the decision right now, I would get on the boat with Zoomie and start learning how to sail. I've done a little bit of sub-30' boat stuff in Lake Michigan and the Potomac. I think I remember what all the sails are called.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 30, 2010, 11:24:05 AM: I'm ready for the weather to warm up so I can start going out sailing with him again.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Zoomie on January 30, 2010, 11:46:05 AM: Yeah no shit. Bring some girls.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Thrash on January 30, 2010, 04:47:57 PM: Bitches love boats ...

If you have a good paying job for me I'll go ...

I average $1500-$3000/wk doing disasters ...
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: 13chemicals on January 30, 2010, 04:55:46 PM: You can count on me not being vague about Antigua Si. I am going.
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Thrash on January 30, 2010, 04:59:19 PM: I prolly should have quoted Zoomie and then Sasha in my last post ...
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Zoomie on January 30, 2010, 05:04:26 PM: Nah. I either scroll up to see who you're talking to or if i see you posting in more than 6 threads I just hit "Mark alll as read".
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Thrash on January 30, 2010, 05:07:30 PM: OH, fuck off!
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Zoomie on January 30, 2010, 05:15:44 PM: Quote from: thrash
hahahaha!
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: underclass on January 31, 2010, 08:33:00 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on January 30, 2010, 05:04:26 PM
Nah. I either scroll up to see who you're talking to or if i see you posting in more than 6 threads I just hit "Mark alll as read".
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Thrash on February 01, 2010, 12:51:49 AM: Quote from: Thrash on January 30, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
OH, fuck off!
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: FAH-Q on February 01, 2010, 03:36:10 AM: hahahaha!
Title: Re: I need to get my passport
Post by: Thrash on February 01, 2010, 03:52:38 PM: Quote from: thrash
* Thrash sighs *