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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Zoomie on February 04, 2010, 07:40:41 PM

Title: Dear Hip
Post by: Zoomie on February 04, 2010, 07:40:41 PM: How do you keep those tits on a vegan diet? You must be getting a lot of proteins and fats to...

Oh...

NM.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Thrash on February 04, 2010, 10:23:23 PM: Personally, I thought this would go in another direction ....
/me shrugs *
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: mosh on February 05, 2010, 06:37:14 PM: like insertion of cucumbers and stuff?
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Thrash on February 06, 2010, 03:05:47 PM: Well, we can certainly start there with her ...
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: hip on February 21, 2010, 11:17:07 PM: Actually I prefer the insertion of my boyfriend's monster cock, often into my pussy but quite regularly in my mouth. If only I could get all the protein I need from swallowing his hot loads on the regular, as I happily do. It's such an imperfect world!

I'm curious, however, as to where you got the idea I have tits worth worrying about. They've always been little B-cuppers. As I'm the board slut, just ask around for confirmation of this. (cue 'TIT PICS OR GTFO' post)
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Zoomie on February 21, 2010, 11:45:33 PM: Actually Facebook was trying to get me to suggest friends for you or catch you up on what's happening in my life (like you care) or some such nonsense and I noticed from your profile pic that you're quite perky, unlike most vegan women I know who look like someone stapled a pair of hungry jack pancakes to their chests.

So I thought I'd ask. That's all. I've never been particularly interested in where your BF puts his "monster cock" because contrary to popular belief I have a rather healthy and quite satisfying sex life and don't feel the need to share it for the entertainment of others. Not that I begrudge you doing so, mind you. Just not my thing.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: hip on February 21, 2010, 11:57:57 PM: I'm thinking I may decide to get my breasts done after I have kids. Perhaps boost them up to a big C or something after the babies leave them looking something like limp chicken cutlets tacked onto my chest.

This is if any boyfriend actually wants me to have his babies. Welcome to my pity party.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Zoomie on February 22, 2010, 12:15:15 AM: If YOU don't want them, don't stretch to bod out for some dude. It's nice the way it is.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: underclass on February 22, 2010, 12:32:52 AM: tit pics or get the fuck out
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: hip on February 22, 2010, 12:34:34 AM: Thanks, zoomie! Thing is, I've always been pretty set on the idea of having two or three babes, but the older I get, the more I realize I'd be trading in so many of my freedoms... We'll see. I'm going back to school for a travel&tourism degree. Maybe I'll get a ring at some point during those shenanigans? Then I'll think about babies.

I also like the idea of being in peak physical condition for when I get pregnant, and I need plenty of time to get that done. I'm a sedentary slob these days. I tried to go for a short run last week and was heartily winded before 2 blocks were up. I'm ashamed of myself. For years I was able to run a 6-minute mile without straining. Now in providence (land of no social life for katie) I live on carbs and hummus and watch three hour blocks of greys anatomy while drinking red wine on my couch, often wrapped in a blanket. What the fuck?
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Tru on February 22, 2010, 01:14:06 AM: Potato titties !

Fuck that . Natural is good enough

FOR ANYONE!
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Tru on February 22, 2010, 01:21:46 AM: Quote from: Mosh on February 05, 2010, 06:37:14 PM
like insertion of cucumbers and stuff?

Cucumbers with prophylactics. That what the older fat women prefer.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Zoomie on February 22, 2010, 01:46:12 AM: I put on several pounds after quitting smoking and live on bagels and olives and watch three hour blocks of Caprica while drinking Jameson and lemon at my desk, while on Facebook, often wrapped in a blanket. Precisely, wtf.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: mosh on February 22, 2010, 02:33:59 AM: Quote from: hip on February 21, 2010, 11:17:07 PM
Actually I prefer the insertion of my boyfriend's monster cock, often into my pussy but quite regularly in my mouth.

Your boyfriend has one of these and inserts it into your pussy?
(http://www.todaysworld.com.au/images/attack-of-the-giant-rooster1.jpg)

Poor pussy...
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Thrash on February 22, 2010, 11:11:57 AM: That joke NEVER gets old ...
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: 13chemicals on February 22, 2010, 12:10:45 PM: You are the most fertile during the ages of 15-30. If I don't have the first kid then, then I'm probably not going to have any.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Libertine on February 22, 2010, 12:19:23 PM: My mom was 32 and 35 when me and my sister were born. Anecdotal I know, but a lot of women have kids in their 30s.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Thrash on February 22, 2010, 12:26:56 PM: Yeah, nowadays ....
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: hip on February 22, 2010, 03:23:28 PM: 15? Shit, I'm nearly 13 years behind the curve.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: FAH-Q on February 22, 2010, 04:06:20 PM: Quote from: Libertine on February 22, 2010, 12:19:23 PM
My mom was 32 and 35 when me and my sister were born. Anecdotal I know, but a lot of women have kids in their 30s.

My mum was 36 with me and 40 with my sister.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: 13chemicals on February 22, 2010, 04:40:59 PM: I don't want to be an old lady chasing around kids. Well I guess I could get the help to do that.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Thrash on February 22, 2010, 05:29:48 PM: Now you're thinking WAY too much into this ...
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Lucky on February 22, 2010, 07:27:36 PM: http://www.noob.us/humor/conan-obrien-patton-oswalt-on-old-women-giving-birth/ (http://www.noob.us/humor/conan-obrien-patton-oswalt-on-old-women-giving-birth/)
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: 13chemicals on February 22, 2010, 10:34:17 PM: I wasn't thinking about this too much. I was just assuming that I would have black slaves as servants on my plantation.. I mean my "nest egg" in my later years.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Thrash on February 23, 2010, 10:33:48 AM: Oh, well then ...
Carry on ...
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Drugmoth on February 23, 2010, 12:51:25 PM: Babies having loaded-gun babies...scary
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Libertine on February 23, 2010, 10:53:57 PM: Clock is ticking:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/22/AR2010022203639.html (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/22/AR2010022203639.html)

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Women lose 90 percent of their eggs by age 30.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Daddy on February 23, 2010, 11:01:31 PM: My kid was born when my wife was 29. He was on the cusp I tell you.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: ttfg on February 23, 2010, 11:18:55 PM: You can buy babies.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Zoomie on February 23, 2010, 11:39:37 PM: Breasts too.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Emperor Reagan on February 24, 2010, 12:09:16 AM: And vaginoplasty!
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Nitya on February 24, 2010, 12:12:50 AM: Quote from: banal on February 23, 2010, 11:18:55 PM
You can buy babies.

I'll take a Chinese baby for my birthday plz
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: ttfg on February 24, 2010, 12:23:17 AM: Cleary you have never tried to claim against a chinese warranty.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Nitya on February 24, 2010, 12:33:34 AM: ...I'm not planning to replace the kid in 10 years.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: ttfg on February 24, 2010, 01:00:17 AM: Good thing to, they will stay small enough to do confined space work well into their teens.
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Zoomie on February 24, 2010, 07:04:15 AM: Damn, you done most of my research for me!
Title: Re: Dear Hip
Post by: Thrash on February 24, 2010, 03:17:46 PM: I save money on computers by having 100 random Chinese kids locked in my basement and force them to do fast math ...