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General Category => Politics, Philosophy, News and/or Current Affairs => Topic started by: Zoomie on February 24, 2010, 08:01:12 PM

Title: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Zoomie on February 24, 2010, 08:01:12 PM
It's easy and better than the "Which U2 Song Are You?" quiz (which Lothar took and scored "Gloria").

OK so there seems to be a lot of hubbub in the halls of Congress over Toyota safety and who knew what and when. A few simple questions will clear up everything.

1. Do you think the average Joe gives a tinker's damn about Toyota?

Answer: No. The average Joe would never buy a Japanese car because Uncle Earl fought at Guadalcanal.

2. Do you think the above average, intelligent and educated American gives a tinker's damn about Toyota?

Answer: No. The above average, intelligent and educated American drives a Honda.

3. So why are elected officials in the US Government making such a big deal out of this when the Ford Pinto, the Chevy C-20 and the Chrysler K-car had worse problems?

Answer: Because the US Government currently has a controlling interest in Chrysler Corp and General Motors? Hmmm?
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: mosh on February 24, 2010, 08:15:48 PM
Quote from Bad Taste: Shoulda bought a Holden, Frank.

People who drive Toyota's dont give a fuck about cars. They should have their licences revoked, because if you dont care about cars, you dont care about driving, and if you dont care about driving, then you arent going to drive very well. Therefore, Toyota drivers are murderers.

This equally applies to Hyundai, Kia, Nissan, and Suzuki drivers.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Daddy on February 24, 2010, 08:38:12 PM
I love my Xterra. Fuck off.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: FAH-Q on February 24, 2010, 08:49:20 PM
Yep, I love my Fortuner. And the nice thing is, because it wasn't built in the US, there's nothing wrong with it!
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Thrash on February 24, 2010, 09:42:50 PM
As an American, I have to say just one thing to you, Si ...
... and the others in this thread































^5
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Zoomie on February 24, 2010, 09:52:31 PM
Geek, Emp, Lib, Tulip, Me... Honda FTW.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Thrash on February 24, 2010, 09:55:14 PM


 































^5
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: FAH-Q on February 24, 2010, 10:09:57 PM
Geek, Emp, Lib, Tulip, Me... Honda FTW.

Me too, eh.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Thrash on February 24, 2010, 10:22:42 PM
I have a Toyota; an old one, that I just cannot get rid of ...
1987, 278k miles, 44 MPG, and runs like a top ...

It's a GREAT spare car ...
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Zoomie on February 24, 2010, 10:24:39 PM
How much?
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Thrash on February 24, 2010, 10:28:10 PM
I paid $500 for it 12 years ago ...
Never had to put a dime into it (other than, you know) ...
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Zoomie on February 24, 2010, 10:29:26 PM
I meant what would you take for it.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Thrash on February 24, 2010, 10:54:55 PM
I'm not sure ...
I'll think about it ...
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: mosh on February 24, 2010, 11:37:29 PM
Take it to For Sale, already...
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: underclass on February 25, 2010, 02:08:26 AM
It's easy and better than the "Which U2 Song Are You?" quiz (which Lothar took and scored "Gloria").

OK so there seems to be a lot of hubbub in the halls of Congress over Toyota safety and who knew what and when. A few simple questions will clear up everything.

1. Do you think the average Joe gives a tinker's damn about Toyota?

Answer: No. The average Joe would never buy a Japanese car because Uncle Earl fought at Guadalcanal.

2. Do you think the above average, intelligent and educated American gives a tinker's damn about Toyota?

Answer: No. The above average, intelligent and educated American drives a Honda.

3. So why are elected officials in the US Government making such a big deal out of this when the Ford Pinto, the Chevy C-20 and the Chrysler K-car had worse problems?

Answer: Because the US Government currently has a controlling interest in Chrysler Corp and General Motors? Hmmm?


This is true.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Zoomie on February 25, 2010, 09:53:22 AM
Actually all of it was true. Particularly the part about redneck Uncle Earl and Guadalcanal. But the fact remains, Honda is small change compared to Toyota. So they are really the only thing that stands between a return on our bailout investment and the total collapse of the US auto industry when the next bubble bursts. I'm thinking about July 20th, when grads hit the streets, schools let out, no one can afford to relocate chasing job opportunity and parents have to stay home for the summer with their kids, and can't afford to vacation anywhere.

Yee-muhfuggin'-haw.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Nitya on February 25, 2010, 01:45:23 PM
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: underclass on February 25, 2010, 07:36:51 PM
Toyota is trying to compete with Chinese car makers who do no R&D of their own and underpay everyone. Something had to break
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Tru on February 25, 2010, 11:20:01 PM
Mitsubishi Bombed Pearl Harbor ya fucking twits. Hey, maybe that's why I gave my wife a Spyder.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: FAH-Q on February 26, 2010, 04:40:12 PM
(http://www.fantasycars.com/gallery/Cars/Mitsubishi/Lancer%20Evo%20VI%20Zero%20Fighter/mitsubishi_evo_zero_fighter_61.jpg)

Mitsu Evo "Zero Fighter"
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Tru on February 26, 2010, 08:28:23 PM
It's got too much chin.

I gave her one like this

(http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/2/4262/2561/23153780001_large.jpg)

Except in a cool blue/green hybrid color with a new black canvas top .
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: FAH-Q on February 27, 2010, 12:19:25 PM
I think you missed the point of my post...
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: mosh on February 27, 2010, 06:51:17 PM
Bottom right hand corner... the licence plate... I got it!

what prize do I win???
Title: SIGH
Post by: FAH-Q on February 27, 2010, 08:10:56 PM
Mitsu Evo "Zero Fighter"
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Tru on February 27, 2010, 08:24:36 PM
I think you missed the point of my post...

LOL yep, I hardly pay attention to anything these days though.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: 13chemicals on February 27, 2010, 08:48:04 PM
My friend ran her Toyota into the side of a building the other day because it stopped working.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Tru on February 27, 2010, 09:04:38 PM
Well that's just no way to make a building work harder.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: The Geek on February 28, 2010, 10:55:02 AM
Quote
Geek, Emp, Lib, Tulip, Si, Zoomie... Honda FTW.
When getting ready to buy a car in 2006 i was looking at Hondas and Toyotas. I wanted the compact economy model with reliability, safety cheap price, and gas mileage in mind.
So I was looking between the Honda Fit (first gen) and Toyota Yaris (also first gen). So I did the usual thing. I ordered the consumer reports break down, read a bunch of reports online, watched some videos.
I chose honda. Why? More reliable though not as good gas mileage, more expensive but better interior features but here was the real kicker... the Yaris got REALLY BAD safety ratings... FATALITY LIKELY in 30 mph crash for LH side rear passenger (!!!) Complete death traps.

Unfortunately the FIT was on back order so I got a civic, and talked the bitch down to about the price of a FIT. Win. (Hate the tan interior, though, but I did get it for cheap!)

Last tid bit of info... my friends H&B (if youve been to my house, youve met H&B) paid 20K + for a toyota corolla (a higher class) and while its pretty nice, and spacious the Dash looks like an old game boy from 1988. My point: My car was much cheaper and the dash is pretty nice. In fact when a guy rearended me (LOL ANAL) on tasker street, he came up to my car and said  "Oh man Im so.... HOLY SHIT LOOK AT YOUR DASH!!! FUCKING AMAZING!!!"

2006 Civic
(http://www.carid.com/dash-kit-gallery/images/dash-kits/Honda_CIVIC_2006_IN_SN_SIDE_VIEW.jpg)

2009 Corolla

(http://l.yimg.com/dv/izp/toyota_corolla_base_5_spd_mt_2009_dashboard_dashboard.jpg)
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: underclass on February 28, 2010, 07:34:13 PM
Whenever I listen to people brag about their cars, I replace the words "car" or "ride" with "financial imprisonment" inside my head, it's appropriate for most people and makes me chuckle. Now some of my friends have started working for investment banks I do that same when they talk about their jobs or trophy girlfriends.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Zoomie on February 28, 2010, 07:47:22 PM
Not all of us. I don't owe a penny on my truck, though it is getting of the age that it almost constantly needs some small repair. And our Civic is also paid for and other than oil changes is maintenance free at 7 years. But I know what you're saying, I've been where I had to choose between a car payment and shoes.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: The Geek on February 28, 2010, 08:36:11 PM
I bought my civic in 2006 and paid it off in 2008. I plan on driving it until it explodes.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: underclass on February 28, 2010, 09:35:02 PM
You two aren't exactly the people I had in mind here...
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Tru on February 28, 2010, 11:08:38 PM
I understood what you meant.

I've seen lots of people sacrifice far too much for their rides.
And homes, not a comfortable way to live.

And RTO .... hahahahahaha.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Emperor Reagan on February 28, 2010, 11:27:17 PM
I can readily afford my car, but generally regret paying too much because there is no added utility for my car versus a 15 year old Ford.

And really, it's probably even worse because I can do basic car repairs...on a car that doesn't have a billion electronic parts.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Tru on February 28, 2010, 11:47:39 PM
Exactly, I just replaced the head gasket on my 63 Chevy PU (292 6 cylinder)  and it cost less than $100 to do it myself.

Errr, not including beer.

Oh btw though torquing 14 head bolts in stages and in sequence to 95 foot pounds is no easy task.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: mosh on March 01, 2010, 05:55:18 AM
Nick, where you live doesnt really require a car... fair enough, but where I live, a car is almost mandatory.

Now, I paid a good whack of money for my land yacht, but For the $'s outlaid, I think I got a lot of automobile. I suspect you'd agree.

I dont feel imprisoned financially by it, it really doesnt cost that much to run. Financial imprisonment can be applied to a lot of things.

And I'll agree with both the Geek and Zoomie, both of your Honda's are good cars. Toyota's are the homely sister in comparison, that's probably why they're fucking everywhere.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: ttfg on March 01, 2010, 08:18:44 AM
Shame your car dont make it into the public section of the car auctions very often.  Even with the risks invloved, it'd be worth the punt.

and that said... Id go a honda before a toyota, but not at auction.  used fleet toyotas are a good buy.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Zoomie on March 01, 2010, 09:10:05 AM
Perhaps. But an ugly hooker with a rusty knife is a potential problem, even when she's giving you a discount.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Zoomie on March 02, 2010, 09:06:46 PM
And the hits just KEEP ON COMIN'! (http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/koua-fong-lee-claims-faulty-toyota-brakes-caused-deadly-accident/19380139?ncid=webmaildl1)

Oh please. An Asian man in Minnesota??? You KNOW they can't drive worth a good goddam...
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: mosh on March 02, 2010, 09:51:42 PM
Yeah, I saw that...


Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Lothar on April 02, 2010, 03:50:27 AM
Gloria is an awesome song.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: mosh on April 02, 2010, 09:01:23 PM
Shame your car dont make it into the public section of the car auctions very often.  Even with the risks invloved, it'd be worth the punt.

Which risks? It's GM, so it'll run forever in this climate, parts are everywhere. Sure it's built to a price, so it aint mega luxurious, most ppls lounge rooms arent either.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: ttfg on April 02, 2010, 10:22:58 PM
Yes, parts are plentiful... is your money ?

Risk = money spent on parts fucking up the discount you got over a 2nd hand dealer. (assuming you got totally screwed and bought something that should really have its running gear/engine replaced.)

yeah fuck it i know it's a small risk.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: mosh on April 03, 2010, 02:29:55 AM
ahh I see... but I probably didnt mention the car was previously driven by some Telstra manager on a lease through Custom Fleet, which are service nazi's, and I bought it through an official Holden dealer, so I'd expect that it would be actually roadworthy.

That said, it hasnt skipped a beat, though I do need to put new rubber on it. That'll cost roughly $2200. With care, it should see me to 2020.  My money is also plentiful... at this time, and should be well into the future.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Zoomie on April 03, 2010, 08:48:46 AM
I have sold my RV trailer and will be buying one of these:

(http://www.subaru-addict.co.uk/acatalog/subaru-forester-1-1-s.jpg)

Then I'll sell my truck.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: mosh on April 03, 2010, 09:04:08 AM
how yi gnna gget it from enland ti the gurniy?
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Zoomie on April 03, 2010, 09:07:05 AM
It comes with wings.
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: mosh on April 03, 2010, 09:08:39 AM
RED BLL!
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Thrash on April 05, 2010, 05:54:20 PM
$16M in fines so far ...
Title: Re: Take The Toyota Quiz!
Post by: Zoomie on April 05, 2010, 05:55:24 PM
That's called Chrysler venture capital!