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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Drugmoth on April 01, 2010, 09:57:32 AM

Title: I finally have a life and found success
Post by: Drugmoth on April 01, 2010, 09:57:32 AM: April Foooooooolz! *lulz*
^_^
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Post by: Thrash on April 01, 2010, 12:19:53 PM: This is a terrible trick to play on Zoomie ...
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Post by: Zoomie on April 01, 2010, 05:56:01 PM: *runs away sobbing*
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 01, 2010, 06:32:15 PM: You got me. I was genuinely fooled.
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Post by: communist twat on April 01, 2010, 06:41:10 PM: n0o0o0oo0!

then i'd be lonely. more lonely! down here at the bottom.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 01, 2010, 06:42:02 PM: You and me against the world...
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Post by: underclass on April 01, 2010, 08:05:47 PM: Oh well, back underground for another year eh
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Post by: mosh on April 01, 2010, 09:05:27 PM: So... Danzig only appears on Groundhog Day...
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Post by: Thrash on April 01, 2010, 10:24:58 PM: If there's warts on his dick it's 6 more weeks of whiskey-dick ...
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Post by: Nitya on April 02, 2010, 10:15:44 AM: This one was to obvious to get me. Woohoo!
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Post by: hip on April 02, 2010, 11:45:57 AM: i'm to hungover to make a joke.
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Post by: Doormouse on April 02, 2010, 12:22:24 PM: Ah hip and her acerbic wit. That was subtle, katie. I approve.
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Post by: Nitya on April 02, 2010, 12:23:35 PM: I wasn't sure if it was a joke or not.
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Post by: Doormouse on April 02, 2010, 12:25:23 PM: I think it's a kind of Nazi joke. Si should get it.
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Post by: Thrash on April 02, 2010, 01:25:45 PM: No, BALOR/WOZZEK should get it ...
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Post by: hip on April 02, 2010, 02:47:04 PM: no, balor/wozzeck should get a punch in the throat and a serrated knife rammed up his ass for being such a douchescrote malcontent.

THAT'S WHAT.
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Post by: tricky on April 02, 2010, 03:18:39 PM: I was tricked for about half a second.
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Post by: Nitya on April 02, 2010, 04:25:42 PM: Quote from: Doormouse link=topic=1810.msg80836#msg80836 date=
I think it's a kind of Nazi joke. Si should get it.

Okay now I'm confused. I meant the 'to'
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Post by: Thrash on April 02, 2010, 07:41:56 PM: Quote from: hip on April 02, 2010, 02:47:04 PM
no, balor/wozzeck should get a punch in the throat and a serrated knife rammed up his ass for being such a douchescrote malcontent.

THAT'S WHAT.

Wow, tell us what you really think of the man, Kate ...
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Post by: Doormouse on April 03, 2010, 12:45:04 AM: Quote from: Sakhi on April 02, 2010, 04:25:42 PM
Quote from: Doormouse link=topic=1810.msg80836#msg80836 date=
I think it's a kind of Nazi joke. Si should get it.

Okay now I'm confused. I meant the 'to'
Yeah exactly. "To" versus "too." A Grammar Nazi joke. Hence Si.
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Post by: hip on April 03, 2010, 03:44:14 AM: Quote from: Sakhi on April 02, 2010, 10:15:44 AM
This one was to obvious to get me. Woohoo!
Quote from: Sakhi on April 02, 2010, 04:25:42 PM
Okay now I'm confused. I meant the 'to'

perhaps i am missing something that happens to be clear only too the trained, indian eye. bravo.

Quote from: Doormouse on April 03, 2010, 12:45:04 AM
Yeah exactly. A Grammar Nazi joke. Hence Si.

reason #24 i love si.
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Post by: Nitya on April 03, 2010, 04:20:05 AM: Quote from: hip on April 03, 2010, 03:44:14 AM
perhaps i am missing something that happens to be clear only too the trained, indian eye. bravo.

mmhmm, good for you.
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Post by: hip on April 03, 2010, 04:35:23 AM: don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.

i just smoked a bowl while i composed this post so weed made me do it.
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Post by: Nitya on April 03, 2010, 05:29:35 AM: Um, LOL.

Yup, that post wasn't crazy.
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Post by: Doormouse on April 03, 2010, 09:51:23 AM: Ah, the old initiation ceremonies. I'm glad to see things are still functioning more or less the same as ever.
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Post by: Nitya on April 03, 2010, 10:55:07 AM: Yeah, initiation, that's what it was.
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 03, 2010, 04:48:09 PM: "someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow." lololol
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 03, 2010, 05:38:57 PM: Quote from: Doormouse on April 02, 2010, 12:25:23 PM
I think it's a kind of Nazi joke. Si should get it.

Ja!
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Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2010, 02:09:34 PM: Fucking brilliant ....
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Post by: underclass on April 04, 2010, 08:00:05 PM: Another thread that is about Si, foiled...
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Post by: Zoomie on April 04, 2010, 10:11:00 PM: See? I told you guys... skinny catty bitchez hatin'...
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Post by: Doormouse on April 05, 2010, 12:44:17 AM: loves it
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Post by: daisymae on April 07, 2010, 12:42:50 PM: What is whiskey dick?
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Post by: hip on April 07, 2010, 02:04:04 PM: A lame excuse for impotence.
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Post by: daisymae on April 07, 2010, 02:55:02 PM: I see.
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Post by: Thrash on April 07, 2010, 07:04:17 PM: It's not an excuse if you really are piss-drunk ...
Ask Massey ...
Speaking of which, I have another story about him to post soon enough ...
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 07, 2010, 09:13:16 PM: I've had coke-dick and e-dick, but never whisky dick. I definitely come slower when drunk, but I've never not been able to get it up.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 07, 2010, 09:35:11 PM: For me, whiskey dick is being able to fuck until I sober up, pass out or puke, and I can fuck (and have) through most puking fits.
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Post by: Thrash on April 07, 2010, 10:13:59 PM: I'm not saying we get it ...
... Massey's favorite phrase about it
... "You know the best thing about whiskey dick?; I love morning sex!"
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Post by: communist twat on April 08, 2010, 12:54:21 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on April 07, 2010, 09:35:11 PM
For me, whiskey dick is being able to fuck until I sober up, pass out or puke, and I can fuck (and have) through most puking fits.

sexy
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Post by: Lucky on April 08, 2010, 09:20:34 AM: Convulsive heaving does move the pelvis in novel ways. But where do you puke that doesn't make a mood-spoiling stinky mess?
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Post by: Zoomie on April 08, 2010, 01:46:00 PM: Why do you think I walk around with a bucket all the time?
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Post by: ttfg on April 08, 2010, 03:40:27 PM: Cause you aint got anything fat enough to plug the hole in the dyke ?
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2010, 01:30:04 AM: Quote from: tricky on April 02, 2010, 03:18:39 PM
I was tricked for about half a second.

That's was she said, har har.
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Post by: mosh on April 17, 2010, 11:04:36 PM: Quote from: Thrash on April 07, 2010, 07:04:17 PM
It's not an excuse if you really are piss-drunk ...
Ask Massey ...
Speaking of which, I have another story about him to post soon enough ...

Oh dear... the Mexicans catch up with him?
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Post by: Thrash on April 18, 2010, 01:25:34 PM: No, even better ....
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Post by: communist twat on April 18, 2010, 07:17:19 PM: It's refreshing to know that we both turned out to be losers Dylan.
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 18, 2010, 09:00:10 PM: Beck - Loser (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE&feature=fvst#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 18, 2010, 10:26:38 PM: They aren't those kinds of losers, they are more like food stamp drive through Taco Bell losers.
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Post by: Doormouse on April 18, 2010, 11:12:40 PM: Fuck do I miss the 1990s.
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Post by: Thrash on April 19, 2010, 03:16:41 AM: I personally miss the 80s more ...
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Post by: Nitya on April 19, 2010, 03:47:42 AM: God you guys are so old....

Quote from: FAH-Q on April 18, 2010, 09:00:10 PM

Heard that song for the first time just last week.
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Post by: mosh on April 19, 2010, 04:52:35 AM: Quote from: Thrash on April 19, 2010, 03:16:41 AM
I personally miss the 80s more ...

you dont need to remind us
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 19, 2010, 07:39:53 AM: I miss sitting on my parents' couch and watching cartoons, recess, and that sort of thing. Don't really care about the pop cultural trappings of the particular decade, aside from maybe wanting to watch the original Star Trek or the Wild, Wild West.

Now, it's meaningless work that somehow still manages to leach into my free time.
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Post by: underclass on April 19, 2010, 10:39:24 AM: I enjoy now.... yeah yeah I know, fuck off Kiwi...
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 19, 2010, 03:41:10 PM: I don't miss any decade in general, just certain years/situations in particular.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 19, 2010, 07:56:29 PM: Quote from: underclass on April 19, 2010, 10:39:24 AM
I enjoy now.... yeah yeah I know, fuck off Kiwi...

I'm just grumpy because the first two years of the five year plan I formulated at the end of last year involve a lot of drudgery before I move on to doing what I really want with my life.
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Post by: Thrash on April 20, 2010, 12:06:36 PM: ... living in a bunker on Montana?
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Post by: Daddy on April 20, 2010, 09:11:14 PM: I miss orgies and blowjobs.
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Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2010, 08:14:03 PM: I don't ...
Well, it's been a NY minute since I've been in an orgy, but, still ...
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Post by: Daddy on April 22, 2010, 10:28:21 PM: When you have a stack of vaginas, but not sure where to start? That is a wonderful dilemma.
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 24, 2010, 12:07:07 AM: Right now I'm more focused on not getting down on myself. My mom thrashed my car the other day in a psychotic rage after I wouldn't let her in my house out of fear. Also, my sister has moved out but still calls me drunk constantly. I think the stress is showing up on my body. I have chest acne now, really bad. The headaches I have been getting are also draining me. I wish I could just line all the people that bring me down and slap them all in the face.... you know... so I don't go to jail after.
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Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2010, 01:48:10 PM: Do it anyway ...

Glad the sister thing's (kinda) out of the way ....
... that has to be amazingly draining
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 26, 2010, 12:58:54 AM: My sister is queen gnarly. I found myself vis-a-vis with the new mystery scabs on her face this weekend. I don't think even carnie's live with that many shame pocks exposed.