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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Drugmoth on April 01, 2010, 10:09:56 AM

Title: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Drugmoth on April 01, 2010, 10:09:56 AM
So when are we gonna plan our rendezvous so you can get some sweet, sweet Dylan love?
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Thrash on April 01, 2010, 12:20:37 PM
Damn this April Fool's Day ...
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: 13chemicals on April 01, 2010, 06:33:39 PM
My sister is homeless, has no job, no ambition, is a hardcore alcoholic, is having dt's from withdrawals, and is sleeping on my couch with her dog indefinitely... this is NO april fools.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: communist twat on April 01, 2010, 06:39:52 PM
cuddles!?!
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Thrash on April 01, 2010, 10:23:13 PM
My sister is homeless, has no job, no ambition, is a hardcore alcoholic, is having dt's from withdrawals, and is sleeping on my couch with her dog indefinitely... this is NO april fools.

That sucks hardcore ...
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: underclass on April 01, 2010, 10:52:16 PM
that's quite a burden, the worst I've ever had from my sister was having to drive her to a bar one time
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Nitya on April 02, 2010, 12:14:54 PM
Quote from: Thrash link=topic=1811.msg80708#msg80708 date=
Damn this April Fool's Day ...

April fools is fun
and I'm 17 now, in case I haven't told enough people. =D
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Doormouse on April 02, 2010, 12:20:15 PM
Well, Happy Birthday! Doing anything grand tonight?
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Nitya on April 02, 2010, 12:22:33 PM
Yesterday actually, and I had friends over.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Doormouse on April 02, 2010, 12:27:09 PM
Yeah? Did you guys play Spin the Bottle and 5 Minutes in Paradise? Because that was the sort of things my friends played when I was 17. Growing up blows.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Thrash on April 02, 2010, 01:26:20 PM
We've grown up?
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Nitya on April 02, 2010, 04:27:46 PM
All girls so no.

Thrash, grown wide?
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: communist twat on April 02, 2010, 05:07:51 PM
HEY! shut up and talk about how awesome i am.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Nitya on April 02, 2010, 05:42:41 PM
I'd cheat at spin the bottle so it lands on me and you...

...is what I would say if I hadn't gone to shut up like you told me to.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 02, 2010, 07:42:11 PM
My brother once carried me back into my apartment when I had a broken leg.

I was drunk, belligerent, and refused to go to the hospital.  My roommate called my brother while he was in the middle of getting a blowjob and my brother skipped getting laid to save me from the police/hospital/sleeping on someone's lawn/general mess that was in store for me if left to my own devices.

That's probably the worst thing I've ever done to him.

Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Thrash on April 02, 2010, 07:47:11 PM
All girls so no.

Thrash, grown wide?

Sorry, I'm pretty thin and in shape these days ...
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Lucky on April 02, 2010, 07:54:18 PM
Uncomfortable places I've had to drive/escort my sister:

AA meetings, when she was too drunk to drive herself. (1 time)
Abortion clinic. (twice)
Court. (3 or 4 times)
Ex Boyfriend's house so I could hold him back while she went back inside for some things she'd left when she waled out on him. (Just once.)

She's actually a great woman, and is doing well for herself these days. But it was sort of a winding road...
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Thrash on April 02, 2010, 08:03:50 PM
We all have to grow up some time ...
... well, not US, but everyone else!
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 02, 2010, 08:04:07 PM
I lived in my sister's guest room for a while - to mitigate the verbal abuse she was taking from her nutty ex husband, until she finally worked up the nerve to leave him.  Then moving her back to my parent's place was kind of uncomfortable.

I've never really had to do anything uncomfortable for my brother.  He never takes chances or does anything crazy.  
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Doormouse on April 03, 2010, 12:52:18 AM
We've grown up?
We all have to grow up some time ...
... well, not US, but everyone else!
You've answered yourself. I'd still be down for some bottle-spinning, but my friends have all grown up. It blows.



My brother once carried me back into my apartment when I had a broken leg.

I was drunk, belligerent, and refused to go to the hospital.  My roommate called my brother while he was in the middle of getting a blowjob and my brother skipped getting laid to save me from the police/hospital/sleeping on someone's lawn/general mess that was in store for me if left to my own devices.

That's probably the worst thing I've ever done to him.
This is awesome. I usually hate the whole "bros before hos" gayetry, but if it's an actual blood brother then that's an entirely different matter. Very cool of your brother.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: 13chemicals on April 03, 2010, 08:13:11 PM
My sister steals from me and calls me "sweetie" in a catty voice when she's trying to be mean to me.  She got drunk yesterday, which was forbidden, and then started to be a bitch.  I told her she could leave and she said "oh I don't think you want me to leave." I then said, "oh yea?? why?" and she said "because I will tell your boyfriend some shit" and I said "go ahead.. you have nothing on me and it would just give me a reason to never talk to you again."  It made her shut up... but why did I even have to deal with that??
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Doormouse on April 03, 2010, 08:40:59 PM
She's only going to change her life around if she wants to badly enough. It's cliched as fuck, but some people have to hit rock bottom before they recover.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: underclass on April 04, 2010, 09:38:29 AM
sounds like she's close
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Lucky on April 04, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
I envy your life if your experience with addicts makes you think that couch surfing with family is "rock bottom".
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Doormouse on April 04, 2010, 11:41:53 AM
While it is true that I have limited personal experience with addicts, a close reading of my post will reveal no indication that I considered that to be rock bottom.

Consider:
Sasha asks why she has to put up with sister being an alcoholic.
I suggest that her sister's lifestyle may not change until she hits the bottom.

You'll notice that I've bolded a section of the previous line. That was no accident. I hope this clarifies things for you.

To recap: I've thankfully never had to deal on a personal level with an addict that was so close to me that I couldn't ignore their problems, but that doesn't mean that I'm an idiot. Sometimes even without personal experience a person can understand basic concepts like the fact that a drunk yelling insults from their sister's couch is not at the bottom yet.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: mosh on April 04, 2010, 01:21:06 PM
I'm an idiot, and even I know that!
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2010, 02:16:55 PM
Same here ...

Sasha; sort that shit out ...
... this is where daddy comes to help; kick the cunt out
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Lucky on April 04, 2010, 05:37:29 PM
sounds like she's close

Consider that perhaps I was replying to the post directly above mine, and below yours, in which someone with whom you are not picking a fight says the thing to which I am responding world-wearily. And that I had not closely examined exactly what you had typed because it was not the comment to which I was replying.

Dipshit.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Zoomie on April 04, 2010, 10:07:29 PM
Boys, boys, kiss and make up...
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Doormouse on April 05, 2010, 12:43:35 AM
close =/= rock bottom..
close = on the way


but I'm too drunk to care right now so I'll give.
Sorry, Lucky. Not trying to pick a fight. Just bad vibrations this morning. Carry on.
I think it's clea r we all agree Sahs'a sister is not at rock bottom,
alll good
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: 13chemicals on April 05, 2010, 03:08:19 AM
She is staying on the other side of the duplex now with no running water and no bed.  She is sleeping on a sleeping bad which is laid out on hard tile flooring.  She is about to run out of food stamp money and has no job.  If she drinks again she will get kicked out to sleep in her car.  I am having no mercy with her.  It is the only way. 
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 05, 2010, 11:14:12 AM
Well, the good news is that if you wind up kicking her out of the house, when she gets clean and sober she'll look back and realize that you had no choice about it.

NOT!

Anyway, my brother lost like five jobs last year, sold all of his shit (big screen tv's, etc.), is living in a complete shithole, and has had his ass seriously kicked several times for owing people money and he still hasn't hit rock bottom as far as he's concerned. The problem seems to be that no matter how much of a fuck up you are, there's another person just as fucked up and the two of them just continue to flush their lives down the toilet while they bitch to each other about what a bunch of assholes the rest of the world is.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: hip on April 05, 2010, 11:35:12 AM
liiiiike... My old roommate, who rumor has it has been kicked out of her parents' house and is now shacking up with some other friend of ours from high school in Burlington, VT. She's probably lesbianing it up now as well as being an evil cokeheaded cumslut who blames me for her world of problems.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 05, 2010, 12:07:58 PM
yeah, exactly.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Doormouse on April 05, 2010, 04:20:18 PM
The key is that they have to want to change. If they can live with sitting around and bitching about it then they're not going to change. This is one of the few places where "finding Jesus" is actually an improvement. I'd rather have an annoying self-righteous religion fanatic as a family member than a miserable addict.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Thrash on April 05, 2010, 05:45:28 PM
Addiction blows, indeed ...
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: FAH-Q on April 05, 2010, 07:39:23 PM
The key is that they have to want to change. If they can live with sitting around and bitching about it then they're not going to change. This is one of the few places where "finding Jesus" is actually an improvement. I'd rather have an annoying self-righteous religion fanatic as a family member than a miserable addict.

I dunno, man. Six of one, half dozen of the other...
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: underclass on April 05, 2010, 08:00:06 PM
An annoying positive person is a big improvement over an annoying negative additct
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Doormouse on April 05, 2010, 08:57:33 PM
Religion is good at answering "Why?" Some addicts need that kind of self-assured doctrinal answer. "You should stop abusing drugs because God kills kittens when you shoot H" or whatever. It's not a great solution, but I'd rather be stuck with someone I can hate than someone I can only pity.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Thrash on April 06, 2010, 04:49:35 AM
It's interesting how these choices work; you know?
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Zoomie on April 06, 2010, 09:00:52 AM
An annoying positive person is a big improvement over an annoying negative additct

No it's not.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: 13chemicals on April 06, 2010, 06:25:51 PM
An annoying addict is the kind of person who calls you drunk from the ER asking you to pick them up so they can get the prescriptions the doctor just wrote them filled which will heal the staph infections they just had drained.

An annoying sober person who found Jesus just tells you repeatedly how they are a good person now and how finding Jesus made them see the error in their ways.

I just can't decide which one is more annoying.

Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Doormouse on April 06, 2010, 06:28:10 PM
I'm sticking with my initial assessment.

The Jesus nut you can tell to get the fuck out of your house and never contact you again without feeling bad.
The addict you can say the same thing to but you feel cold and heartless.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Zoomie on April 06, 2010, 08:20:10 PM
The addict you can say the same thing to but you feel cold and heartless.

Not if you put the muzzle of a gun in their mouth when you say it.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Doormouse on April 06, 2010, 10:26:48 PM
I was speaking for us humans naturally.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 06, 2010, 10:42:13 PM
I have no problem blowing off addicts.

It would probably be different if it was ever a close friend or family member, but I choose not to interact with the known addicts that populate the fringe of my social circle.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Doormouse on April 06, 2010, 11:34:14 PM
The critical question is whether you would have less problem blowing off an addict that needed your help or a zealot that wanted to help you.
I mean I guess it's an individualistic thing. I'm secure with my moral balancing analysis.
I guess I just don't view religion as a problem on par with addiction. And the magnitude of the problem is what triggers my pity. That's just me though.

And yeah I've been pretty much analyzing it from the perspective of me being 13Cs and the problem individual being my sister.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: underclass on April 06, 2010, 11:38:13 PM
my Father gambles too much and my Mother tells me I should go to church. Exhibit a is much harder to deal with as a family unit
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Zoomie on April 07, 2010, 07:00:28 AM
I've had addicts steal from me my entire life. I stopped allowing it several years ago. When the crackheads break into my workshop to steal the tools of my trade, those which I use to feed my family, I could beat them into a coma or let the law handle things. Not breaking their fingers is the only form of pity they get.

Don't call me inhuman because I refuse let the weak, self-indulgence of others get up in my head.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Doormouse on April 07, 2010, 09:16:09 AM
Religion is more of a choice in my mind than addiction. If you think the two categories of annoying person are equally bad then good for you. I disagree completely but by this point in the thread we all know that.

Furthermore:
I mean I guess it's an individualistic thing.
There we go. That was me backpedaling. Now settle down you uppity gaffer.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Nitya on April 07, 2010, 10:43:39 AM
Selling yourself for drugs? Fine,
stealing from friends/family? Fine,
becoming religious? Now that's just not right.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Zoomie on April 07, 2010, 10:48:58 AM
I don't find any of those things acceptable. But I'd only consider shooting someone for the stealing thing.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: daisymae on April 07, 2010, 11:22:17 AM
I have an inlaw with many an issue, we rented (I use this term loosely) our upstairs out to him years ago, all he did was trash the place an keep me awake all night.

I finally put my foot down, family or not, he has to want to improve his life. Helping him does nothing but enable his lifestyle.

He is now a toothless, mulletted, drunken grandfather...at the ripe old age of 41. After his first coke heart attack at 29, I'm surprised he's still alive. My other half knows that if I ever come home to find him living in my house, the kids and I are history.

I'd throw the sister out and not lose any sleep over it.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Thrash on April 07, 2010, 07:03:09 PM
INLAW isn't blood like Sasha's sister ...
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: daisymae on April 07, 2010, 07:26:06 PM
Inlaw is my husband's blood.

I'd throw my own blood out too, if they were that much of a mess. It's called tough love.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Thrash on April 07, 2010, 10:11:54 PM
I didn't make my point correctly; mine was partial sarcasm that I was going to follow up with "but it's your husband's blood" ...
I know I should have gone for the uppercut instead of the jab ...
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2010, 02:22:09 AM
I guess I'll make a futile attempt to reclaim my thread.

Ms. CommieTwat:  What do I have to do to get you to come visit me?  Sexual favors and free drugs are on the house.
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: communist twat on April 15, 2010, 05:26:50 AM
 :o

dylan you are my back up plan!

<3
Title: Re: To my favorite socialist vajayjay
Post by: Thrash on April 15, 2010, 04:05:01 PM
hahahahaha ....

THAT is what is known as "The Backhand"!

hahahahaha .....