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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Libertine on April 20, 2010, 09:49:25 PM

Title: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: Libertine on April 20, 2010, 09:49:25 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8631775.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8631775.stm)

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"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he explained.

Tens of thousands of people have died in Iran earthquakes in the last decade.

Mr Sediqi was delivering a televised sermon at the Tehran University campus mosque last Friday on the need for a "general repentance" by Iranians when he warned of a "prevalence of degeneracy".

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes," he said.

Sediqi went on to say that the earthquakes he was describing were not the ones coming from the ground which have killed many Iranians in the last decade, but the ones from his loins which have created many Iranians in the last decade.

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2010, 08:10:49 PM

hahahaha ....

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: Lucky on April 23, 2010, 08:52:56 AM

Meh. Didn't Pat Robertson blame 9/11 on faggotry?

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: Zoomie on April 23, 2010, 11:06:10 AM

Everything wrong in the world is about getting our dicks wet.

Everything.

Yup.

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 23, 2010, 12:29:26 PM

Awesome! They have their own Fred Phelps!

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: mosh on April 23, 2010, 09:37:32 PM

We have Fred Nile.

He's just as crazy as Fred Phelps.

http://www.viceland.com/int/v12n1/htdocs/hot.php (http://www.viceland.com/int/v12n1/htdocs/hot.php)

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: underclass on April 25, 2010, 08:50:36 PM

In Japan, I deal with a lot of folks from Pakistan. Most of them own successful businesses or are highly educated and have careers in IT and/or banking.... and they're fucking triple-testosterone bonkers. God only knows what the locals are like back home.

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: 13chemicals on April 26, 2010, 01:02:23 AM

Highly educated fagalicious cocksuckers.

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: Zoomie on April 26, 2010, 07:09:04 AM

The "locals back home" are Taliban.

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: underclass on May 10, 2010, 07:56:56 PM

serious though, going on the notion that the smart folk got out and set up businesses in a richer country.... Pakistan is fucked

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: fyrenza on May 10, 2010, 10:09:18 PM

AND they're (evidently) fucking their country into RUINS!

Man, how ambitious must sex BE, to be able to cause ABOVE-GROUND Earthquakes?!?

And WTF is the matter with the American Way Of SEX, anyway?!?  WE haven't DILAPIDATED our country into decimation, after all...

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: Zoomie on May 10, 2010, 11:53:19 PM

Would you like to test your theory?

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: fyrenza on May 10, 2010, 11:59:14 PM

You sweet talkin' BASTER!





Let's GO!

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: fyrenza on May 11, 2010, 12:02:12 AM

The only time I've ever caused an earthquake by having sex with with this WEIRD dude,

in Japan,

who wanted ANAL!

(It fucking freaked me out ~ it was, what?  1970???  YEAH!  Like THAT!)

Anyway, HE was the dude that was my First in Boxers,

so it might have been my uproarious laughter about THAT

that made him be a fucking PERV!

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: mosh on May 11, 2010, 08:57:08 AM

YOU LIE!

Dave never leaves Jacksonville.

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: Thrash on May 12, 2010, 03:21:22 PM

Hey, now ....

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: mosh on May 16, 2010, 08:04:46 AM

St Augustine and Cedar Keys are hardly intercontinental travel... hardly even intracontinental travel.

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: Thrash on May 16, 2010, 03:11:13 PM

I still left Jax though ...

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: mosh on May 22, 2010, 11:59:26 PM

strictly speaking, yes you did. I saw the hives starting as soon as we crossed the city limits...

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: Thrash on May 23, 2010, 07:57:55 PM

Oh, fuck ...
I thought I'd kept 'em hidden ...

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: fyrenza on May 25, 2010, 05:08:15 AM

Cripes!

A REAL friend would have kissed them away,

and distracted you!

Just MY opinion!  rofl

p.s.  You're making a BIG mistake, not traveling with other nurses!  ;)

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: 13chemicals on May 25, 2010, 12:18:38 PM

Most of the nurses I see are fat and chain smoke.

Title: Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies
Post by: Thrash on May 25, 2010, 02:14:42 PM

I'm not fat and I don't chain smoke ....
... and I do TRAUMA!

Hahahaha ...