Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on April 21, 2010, 08:05:58 AM
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...you dopey fucker...
And I mean that in the nicest possible way, dude. Srsly.
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Yeah, same. Happy birthday.
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happy happy, you sexy bastard.
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Werd ...
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(http://soithappens.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/2966912-hare-krishna-land-0.jpg)
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You paint that yourself?
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Hey guys, thanks!
I don't know how I missed this.
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Happy birthday fucker!
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Werd ...
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Hey guys, thanks!
I don't know how I missed this.
Bifocals.
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Hahahaha
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** Insert burn cream pic here**
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I don't know what's older, me or Mello's joke!
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That's easy; Zoomie+Tru!
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I don't know what's older, me or Mello's joke!
OHSNAP!
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Depends on how many geritols it took to type it. How many are you up to these days?
PS I heard a dirty rumor that the trestel closed but I dont believe it.
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Oh man, that sucks.
Are we bad luck for great bars or what?
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For the record, Tru is at least 6 years older than me.
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Rumor has it the Trestle may have reopened?
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For the record, Tru is at least 6 years older than me.
Holy SHIT!
Am I older than you?
If I AM,
I can't be a YOUNG Fattie for you...
Oh, yeah. I'm 388.5, in dog years.
Only 5 and a half in ELF years!
Ugh.
And 55 in human bean years.
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Fuck. We do ruin all the bars in the city. There isnt shit left except For Pete's Sake. Been there?
So you heard a rumor too? I'll drive by sometime this week and check it out... 18 years needs to get here so we can go out again!
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In 18 years you can just tell me we went out and had a good time and I'll believe it.
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In 18 years you can just tell me we went out and had a good time and I'll believe it.
What?
You started a Grow?
'Cuz that's pretty much how the past 35 - 18 years have gone for ME...
It's like, Woo HOO! CHECK THIS OUT! in the way of porn,
and I'm all like,
"Babe? Let's Don't, and SAY we Did!"
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Age is only a number darlin.
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It's just the ~
well, did YOU have to write a paper in HS about where you'd be in the year 2000?
It's a SHOCK to realize that,
not only are you THAT fucking OLD,
but you actually managed to survive some of the God-awfulest SHIT known to man
in order to GET here.
I was (to hear tell) a LEGEND in my time. (Not just trying to "brag," but folks from back when have tracked me down to email me and TELL me that and find out where I'm at, now. After 3? I freaked out, and ditched my facebook page. And here's The Thing: They FUCKING PAID to FIND me, even Beyond the charge FB wants. WTF is up with THAT???)
But I digress...
Okay, so I'm a Jack Benny TWENTY-NINE! Eat your heart out, Hip! rofl
(p.s. If I'm 29? Are you OLDER than me??? ;) )
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why are you obsessed with me, old lady?
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Thats not obsessed, this is fy. That is normal.
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No, it's, it's ....
... I've got nothing
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I can't wait for 2028 when you'll finally admit you mouth raped me
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I can't wait for 2028 when you'll finally admit you mouth raped me
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Finally?
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I'll be 60 years old in 2028... fuck.
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I'll be 56 ...
That's how old Harry Morgan was when he was doing Dragnet 1968 ...
... he's still hanging strong
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I'll... Uh, be quiet.
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65 and you fuckers will have spent my social security already. Dog food and freebies. Fuckers.
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... well, a man's gotta eat!
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eww i'll be 46. i hate this game.
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I'll be on the margin of average life span for a typical American male. Most likely, ...not.
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eww i'll be 46. i hate this game.
... I don't disagree
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46 doesn't sound so bad.
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Don't worry, the world will end before 2028.
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Well it certainly won't end in 2012. Marty McFly went as far as 2015 and it was still there. Conclusive proof.
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Ali G Invents the Ice Cream Glove (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkuOuxRD1Bc#lq-lq2-hq)
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I'll be 74!!!
I not only hate this game,
I hate Y'ALL, too!!!
roflmao
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Now fyre, you know you don't hate me when I put vicegrips on your nipples, hold you down and make you gag on my cheesy manhood...
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That was sort of gratuitously gross.
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STFU, little boy!
I actually got WET over it...
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hahahaha ...
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I almost never gag at anything on this board but the words "cheesey manhood" got to me.
Congrats.
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hahahahaha ....
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puke
everywhere
so
much
puke
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PUKERS Must NOW, GTFO!!!
We're goin' for it! :rofl:
And, Krsna? If It's STILL your birthday?!?
DAMN, Sam! I'll be there, next year, to "help" you celebrate!
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No you won't. I don't want to be near anything Zoomie's cheesy manhood was involved with.
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You may wanna stay away from some of the food in your fridge then...
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... and Sakhi, if she's, in fact, Zoomie
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You may wanna stay away from some of the food in your fridge then...
Hahahahahaha
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No you won't. I don't want to be near anything Zoomie's cheesy manhood was involved with.
Zoomie's "cheesy manhood" has probably been closer to you than me!!! rofl
BUT, if he'd Bring It On Down, I'd definitely like to see if we couldn't turn it into CREAMY cheesy manhood!
(And you KNOW how good cream cheese is!)
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Aw ... Awwww ....
I just ate!
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Can this thread just be taken out back and burned please?
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SRSLY PLZ
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dry tampons up the butt for all, compliments of krsna.
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Yeeeeeeee HAW!!!
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*insert Borat comment here*
^5