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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Doormouse on March 22, 2009, 01:20:45 PM

Title: Tranny question
Post by: Doormouse on March 22, 2009, 01:20:45 PM: Tricky: If you had to have tranny sex, who would you chose as your tranny? I mean imagine you can give a dick to and get fucked by any other chick in the world. Who would it be?

Same question for all females.

Males: If you had to fuck a guy who would you give the vag to and make beautiful music with?
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: tricky on March 22, 2009, 01:36:16 PM: I wouldn't just pick a female to attach a dick to. Doesn't work like that! When I say tranny I mean a guy who is transexual and dresses as a girl. Or a girl who is transexual and dresses like a guy. MtF or FtM. I kinda sorta know this girl who used to be a guy. She has a small chest and has a dick and got her balls cut off. She looks like a girl but with some male traits, she is really cute! Girly with a penis. I'd hit it.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: taiko on March 22, 2009, 07:32:49 PM: Tricky: That's a very well-constructed answer.

Doormouse: I'd give YOU a vag.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Doormouse on March 22, 2009, 08:41:33 PM: Haha this thread is ridiculous.
Tricky requested it and then she changed the hypothetical.
Is the potential invitee from one thread over the same chick who used to be a dude? If so, hot.

Eitje, Sorry but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,but the answer is no.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: taiko on March 22, 2009, 08:44:05 PM: Quote from: Doormouse on March 22, 2009, 08:41:33 PM
Eitje, Sorry but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,but the answer is no.

Dude, you said I could give any dude a vagina. I think you should have it, as a reward for asking this question.
Then, we'd make some beautiful music. I'm thinking Chopin.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Doormouse on March 22, 2009, 08:46:51 PM: In that case you're paying for dinner and booze.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on March 23, 2009, 01:39:13 AM: Quote from: tricky on March 22, 2009, 01:36:16 PM
I wouldn't just pick a female to attach a dick to. Doesn't work like that! When I say tranny I mean a guy who is transexual and dresses as a girl. Or a girl who is transexual and dresses like a guy. MtF or FtM. I kinda sorta know this girl who used to be a guy. She has a small chest and has a dick and got her balls cut off. She looks like a girl but with some male traits, she is really cute! Girly with a penis. I'd hit it.

Does she do anal?
I'd bet not ...
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: mosh on March 23, 2009, 04:43:46 AM: I have a tranny story...
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: underclass on March 23, 2009, 07:19:28 AM: spill!
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: tricky on March 23, 2009, 07:34:11 AM: She does anal. And why are you so obsessed with anal?
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: FAH-Q on March 23, 2009, 04:52:05 PM: (http://www.clutchesnmore.com/nss-folder/pictures/mantransmission.jpg)
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: tricky on March 23, 2009, 05:48:08 PM: I like how noone but me actually answered the original question with a truthful answer. Fuck you guys.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Doormouse on March 23, 2009, 06:36:04 PM: Uhh let's be fair here. What makes you think Eitje didn't give an honest answer too? I mean come on. Have you seen my bedroom eyes?
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: taiko on March 23, 2009, 08:27:00 PM: Mine was definitely an honest answer.

I like that I can have casual but interesting conversation with Dormita. After I was done railing him, we could totally watch a movie and then discuss the meaning of it.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Zoomie on March 23, 2009, 10:37:22 PM: Ryan Seacrest.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: tricky on March 23, 2009, 11:09:58 PM: Fags, the lot of ya's.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on March 23, 2009, 11:43:48 PM: Are you talking about anyone, or anyone from AS/LG?

Quote from: tricky on March 23, 2009, 07:34:11 AM
She does anal. And why are you so obsessed with anal?

We all have to have a hobby ...
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Doormouse on March 24, 2009, 12:12:20 AM: I was talking anyone, but that doesn't exclude AS/LG if that's your bent.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 01:12:46 AM: No, for some reason I took it as AS/LG people ...
I think on this one either way ...
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 24, 2009, 01:32:39 AM: Is it gayer to have sex with a male-to-female tranny that still has a penis, or a female-to-male tranny that has a vagina?

What if in the first case, they self-identify as a straight female, but in the second as a gay male?
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 01:37:32 AM: My thought on the male-female thing was wondering if they didn't care for anal as gay so they had the pussy fabricated ...
... I mean, amongst the myriad of other reasons they give for [mutilating themselves] gender reassignment
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Doormouse on March 24, 2009, 01:39:08 AM: Has the vaginal F2M tranny taken any hormones to grow a beard or anything else creepy or do they just cut their hair short and wear spiked leather?
I mean I'm leaning toward this one because when cock is with cock that's hella gay.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 01:57:37 AM: They both must live as the other gender for about a year while taking the "corrective" hormones and undergoing therapy to insure it's the "right decision" ...
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: bagman on March 24, 2009, 02:20:53 AM: Another true story: A tranny slept in my bed, back when I was raving with my roommates. We had an after-party after this huge, incredible rave, and this fucking black tranny ended up in MY fucking bed. I wasn't in it, nor even in my room (fell asleep in a drug-induced nap in a pile of other people in the living room). The she-he, stained all my sheets/pillow case purple cause his/her hair was dyed. Needless to say, I threw all my bedding away.

I should really write a book with all the weird shit that has happened to me during the course of my relatively normal life. I almost got raped in a library when I was 8 (living in Houston) too.

To answer the question at hand, Robin Williams if he dressed up in a Mrs. Doubtfire costume. (And had a vagina)
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: tricky on March 24, 2009, 07:30:34 AM: Quote from: Doormouse on March 24, 2009, 01:39:08 AM
Has the vaginal F2M tranny taken any hormones to grow a beard or anything else creepy or do they just cut their hair short and wear spiked leather?
I mean I'm leaning toward this one because when cock is with cock that's hella gay.

This needs to be a "quote" in the box (not my box, the news box you tranny-fuckers).
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 24, 2009, 08:36:54 AM: Quote from: tricky on March 24, 2009, 07:30:34 AM
This needs to be a "quote" in the box (not my box, the news box you tranny-fuckers).

Why do you have to pre-emptively ruin the fun of suggesting trannies in your box?

Quote from: Doormouse on March 24, 2009, 01:39:08 AM
Has the vaginal F2M tranny taken any hormones to grow a beard or anything else creepy or do they just cut their hair short and wear spiked leather?
I mean I'm leaning toward this one because when cock is with cock that's hella gay.

What if the one w/ a cock doesn't want you to touch the cock because he's a she?
And what if the one with a vagina wants to wear a strap-on and peg you because she's a homosexual he?
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Zoomie on March 24, 2009, 09:21:09 AM: Dude, you're overthinking as usual...
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 05:20:47 PM: I was thinking the same thing ...
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 24, 2009, 07:10:25 PM: Shouldn't surprise anyone, though.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: tricky on March 24, 2009, 10:10:08 PM: I actually agree with Emp, he makes very valid points.

Would any of you fuck Buck Angel?

(http://www.gaydemon.com/blogs/pictures/2007/12/BuckTranssexualMan.jpg)
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: psychopathetic on March 24, 2009, 10:14:26 PM: i am so confused
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: tricky on March 24, 2009, 10:15:43 PM: By what? It's a man with a pussy!
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: psychopathetic on March 24, 2009, 10:19:54 PM: i got nothing against transvestites, transsexuals, cross-dressers, drag queens, genderqueer people, or etc.

but that is seriously causing me to make this face.

D:
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 10:23:48 PM: I never got Buck Angel either ...

I saw the Sybian ride though; it was quite disturbing ....
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 24, 2009, 10:53:10 PM: Man, I was looking for a picture of that thing at work today but websense was blocking all that shit.

Tricky beat me to it.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 10:54:43 PM: Supposedly Buck squirted during its orgasm and it was foul-smelling ...
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: tricky on March 24, 2009, 11:08:01 PM: it's? he's a he... or he would prefer to be called a he i'd imagine.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 11:46:54 PM: I'm not sure ...
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Doormouse on March 24, 2009, 11:48:46 PM: Yeah I'm going with Dave's analysis here. That's pretty squarely an it.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Libertine on March 25, 2009, 01:32:15 AM: My name's Buck, and I'm here to
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on March 25, 2009, 01:52:23 AM: If it's a surgery to be female, it's a good one ...
If it's hormones to be a male, it's a good one ..

WTF IS IT??!!?
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: mosh on March 25, 2009, 03:25:04 AM: man with vagina
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Doormouse on March 25, 2009, 06:44:44 AM: If you had a gun to your head and you had to chose one, which Buck Angel orifice would you partake of?
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Zoomie on March 25, 2009, 07:11:03 AM: Quote from: Doormouse on March 25, 2009, 06:44:44 AM
If you had a gun to your head and you had to chose one, which Buck Angel orifice would you partake of?

OK now you're fringing on homosexuality...
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: taiko on March 25, 2009, 08:48:38 AM: Yeah, I mean, when we were talking about giving cunts to dudes, that's was fine.
BUT YOU'RE TAKING IT TOO FAR, DOORMOUSE.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 25, 2009, 07:05:49 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on March 25, 2009, 07:11:03 AM
Quote from: Doormouse on March 25, 2009, 06:44:44 AM
If you had a gun to your head and you had to chose one, which Buck Angel orifice would you partake of?

OK now you're fringing on homosexuality...

The correct answer is a all three because if you're going to head down that road, you might as well go all out.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on March 26, 2009, 02:21:16 AM: Tru'dat!
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 03:01:59 PM: (http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/72427-2/Spock_Candy.gif)
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 09:27:12 PM: Ohmigod. That's a hot tranny.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Drugmoth on March 27, 2009, 09:36:31 PM: Yar.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: mosh on March 27, 2009, 10:01:05 PM: I wonder if Kirk would fuck that?
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: psychopathetic on March 27, 2009, 10:08:52 PM: she's not green, so probably not.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Libertine on March 28, 2009, 01:35:50 AM: one of my professors this semester is a tranny.

small world.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: bagman on March 28, 2009, 06:06:27 PM: How did you find this out?
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Libertine on March 28, 2009, 06:50:37 PM: Quote from: bagman on March 28, 2009, 06:06:27 PM
How did you find this out?

She told us.

She's working on a campaign for equal rights for transsexuals in the state of Maryland. She has a Phd in public policy and is a transsexual so she's pretty much the only person in the state who can advocate a position like that.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: mosh on March 28, 2009, 07:43:25 PM: rock on!

That's very cool.

I wonder if she'd like to hang out with Zoomie.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on March 29, 2009, 12:59:04 AM: ... how old, how long, and how does "she" look" overall?
(being serious)
... also, post-op or pre-op?
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Drugmoth on March 29, 2009, 11:40:03 AM: Miriam is HAWT.

There's Something About Miriam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYPUKJ5y0i8#lq2-hq)
There's Something About Miriam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ACJL41x3QE#lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on March 29, 2009, 01:49:22 PM: I guess I'll add it to this thread as well ...

Quote from: Mosh, psychopathetic, and a dozen others
FAG!
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Drugmoth on March 29, 2009, 07:53:33 PM: DUDE IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL. ....with a penis. how hard could it be to try and disregard it, anyway? Eh.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: mosh on March 30, 2009, 04:43:08 AM: hahaha...

Miriam showed up on one of the Big Brother series here... it was hilarious to see the macho straight Aussie boys make a bee line for her when she entered the house, then one rumbled that there were extra's down below.

I never seen anyone scatter like that before.

Priceless.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 30, 2009, 10:01:59 AM: That's pretty funny.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: FAH-Q on March 30, 2009, 10:11:06 PM: Reminds me of that scene in the bar in NYC in Crocodile Dundee.

---

Cue Mosh throwing something at me for referencing that movie.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 30, 2009, 11:14:46 PM: That man's a national treasure. ;)
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Drugmoth on March 31, 2009, 03:26:26 AM: Quote from: krapsna on March 30, 2009, 11:14:46 PM
That man's a national treasure. ;)

What does that even mean?
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on March 31, 2009, 03:28:13 AM: Thas nawt a neife!
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Drugmoth on March 31, 2009, 04:03:52 AM: No tranny love for thrash?
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 31, 2009, 10:50:52 AM: Quote from: Drugmoth on March 31, 2009, 03:26:26 AM
Quote from: krapsna on March 30, 2009, 11:14:46 PM
That man's a national treasure. ;)

What does that even mean?

Australia considers Crocodile Dundee a national treasure. Didn't you know that?
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: FAH-Q on March 31, 2009, 02:10:19 PM: Yes. He's a dead-on accurate representation of your average aussie. This is fact.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 31, 2009, 02:27:03 PM: I remember the first time I saw Mosh shaving with his giant bowie knife.

I didn't know they actually did that.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 31, 2009, 02:29:12 PM: Oh yeah, when we went out to the bar he was grabbing all the women's crotches to make sure they were really women.

Man, did they get mad! Once they heard his Australian accent though they figured out what was up and then it was all cool.

I need to learn a really good Aussie accent so I can start grabbing crotches like Mosh does.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Doormouse on March 31, 2009, 02:55:39 PM: Quote from: Libertine on March 28, 2009, 01:35:50 AM
one of my professors this semester is a tranny.
small world.
Small indeed. There was a tranny astronomy teacher at my undergrad.

Quote from: krapsna on March 31, 2009, 02:29:12 PM
Oh yeah, when we went out to the bar he was grabbing all the women's crotches to make sure they were really women.
One of my good friends does this. He's a New Zealander so apparently the practice is pretty wide-spread in that area.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 31, 2009, 02:59:32 PM: Nick grabs dude's crotches to make sure they're really men.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: mosh on March 31, 2009, 10:05:24 PM: Quote from: krapsna on March 31, 2009, 02:29:12 PM
I need to learn a really good Aussie accent so I can start grabbing crotches like Mosh does.

I did that to a tranny in SF in 2005. Hadda be sure, you know.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on April 01, 2009, 12:54:27 AM: Honk one BoBo and you're branded for life ...
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: mosh on April 01, 2009, 04:03:21 AM: Quote from: Mosh on March 31, 2009, 10:05:24 PM
Quote from: krapsna on March 31, 2009, 02:29:12 PM
I need to learn a really good Aussie accent so I can start grabbing crotches like Mosh does.

I did that to a tranny in SF in 2005. Hadda be sure, you know.

Its a true story. Tranny wasnt pissed or anything.

Quote from: krapsna on March 31, 2009, 02:27:03 PM
I remember the first time I saw Mosh shaving with his giant bowie knife.

I didn't know they actually did that.

My junk was the smoothest it'd ever been after that shave.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on April 01, 2009, 01:52:39 PM: ... and he's circumcized now
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: taiko on April 01, 2009, 11:10:54 PM: (http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/chuck.jpg)
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: bagman on April 04, 2009, 05:06:59 PM: http://austin.craigslist.org/cas/1107048444.html (http://austin.craigslist.org/cas/1107048444.html)

Quote
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Date: 2009-04-04, 1:43PM CDT

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Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 04, 2009, 05:31:17 PM: Gross.

And why were you even on that section of the site?
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: FAH-Q on April 04, 2009, 06:06:43 PM: She looks kinda like that Daisy chick from VH1.

Or in other words:

Quote from: krapsna on April 04, 2009, 05:31:17 PM
Gross.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 04, 2009, 06:10:05 PM: It looks like some dude who thinks starving the shit out of himself will make him look like a woman.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: FAH-Q on April 04, 2009, 07:00:57 PM: Quote from: krapsna on April 04, 2009, 06:10:05 PM
It looks like some dude who thinks starving the shit out of himself will make him look like a woman.

Or in other words:

Quote from: FAH-Q on April 04, 2009, 06:06:43 PM
She looks kinda like that Daisy chick from VH1.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Doormouse on April 04, 2009, 07:09:28 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on April 04, 2009, 06:06:43 PM
Or in other words:

Quote from: krapsna on April 04, 2009, 05:31:17 PM
Gross.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 07:51:58 PM: Did anyone catch this:
www.myspace.com/ (http://www.myspace.com/)andrewsbrooke
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: mosh on April 04, 2009, 09:05:38 PM: Quote from: krapsna on April 04, 2009, 05:31:17 PM
Gross.

And why were you even on that section of the site?

Dude, dont even tell me you dont get the urge to see the freaks... that dont mean you want to go there, just see what else goes on. Like a little old lady who walks into an adult bookshop.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 09:06:44 PM: Yeah, she just wants to see "what's up"; right?
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: mosh on April 04, 2009, 09:12:37 PM: Isnt that what I just said?
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7086/fcaptainobvious7062.jpg)
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 09:14:48 PM: You didn't use "the joke", dude ...
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: mosh on April 04, 2009, 10:21:03 PM: No, I wanted to use that Captian Obvious picture instead...

Just as good, eh?
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 10:42:38 PM: We're a good team, mate ...
^5
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: mosh on April 04, 2009, 10:43:38 PM: *reacharound*
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 11:01:12 PM: WOOHOO!!!

I mean ...
Fag!
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: mosh on April 09, 2009, 09:28:31 PM: Quote
Today, I was at a gay bar and asking a really convincing drag queen about her daily routine. I asked how she tucked her penis in. She responded, "Um, I'm a woman." I said, "Oh I'm sorry, are you pre-op or post-op?" She said, "No, I always have been and always will be a woman, asshole." FML
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Zoomie on April 09, 2009, 09:37:16 PM: LOL
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: tricky on April 25, 2009, 05:12:04 AM: I kissed a transexual tonight! It was a quick peck on the lips but it was still a kiss! Fucking hell I love NYC.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: mosh on April 25, 2009, 06:02:02 AM: Quote from: tricky on April 25, 2009, 05:12:04 AM
I kissed a transexual tonight! It was a quick peck on the lips but it was still a kiss! Fucking hell I love NYC.

Who hasn... er I mean, WOOHOO for you!
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 06:50:06 AM: I swear: One more fantasy about tricky, and I'll have to grow a second cock.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Nitya on April 25, 2009, 08:29:49 AM: Quote from: tricky on March 23, 2009, 05:48:08 PM
I like how noone but me actually answered the original question with a truthful answer. Fuck you guys.
I would've but it was specifically aimed at you.
Quote from: Drugmoth on March 29, 2009, 11:40:03 AM
There's Something About Miriam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ACJL41x3QE#lq2-hq)
heh, best dress to break that kind of news in.
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: Drugmoth on April 25, 2009, 04:31:25 PM: Quote from: Mosh on April 25, 2009, 06:02:02 AM
Quote from: tricky on April 25, 2009, 05:12:04 AM
I kissed a transexual tonight! It was a quick peck on the lips but it was still a kiss! Fucking hell I love NYC.

Who hasn... er I mean, WOOHOO for you!

Well between this and the cock-grabbing, I'd say mosh is.....Mormon!
Title: Re: Tranny question
Post by: mosh on April 26, 2009, 01:45:19 AM: My Red Hand ancestrey says otherwise.