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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Drugmoth on September 02, 2010, 05:39:29 PM
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Just checkin in. What's new, twats?
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I've had an epic summer of partying and swimming.
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I've had a shit summer of working too hard, but I've played a lot of sports and wife is pregnant. Life is good
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So far this thread should be entitled "What I did on my summer vacation". I partied hard and late all summer after long but fruitful nights bartending at a Lebanese club. I am not married, and sadly for you, also not dead.
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I sailed. And went to FL to visit Thrash. We had a pool that said you were either married or dead. So which is it?
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I bet he's dead.
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So that last bit of posting he just did was the last of the speed working its way out of his system?
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I thought he was a pot head nowadays; probably began typing the post 4 months ago.
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Do I really wanna list
EVERYONE EVERYTHING I've done this summer?
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Wouldnt have to if you used 4square or something like it.
Thrash checked into wilma@JAX
Thrash checked into betty@JAX
Thrash checked into fred@JAX
Just copy and paste.
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Hmmmm ...
I'll have to check into it ...
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oh btw, drugmoth. I randomly dreamt of you the other week. Don't ask me why.
Wouldnt have to if you used 4square or something like it.
Thrash checked into wilma@JAX
Thrash checked into betty@JAX
Thrash checked into fred@JAX
Just copy and paste.
stop watching the flintstones dude.
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Fuck off; I own all 168 episodes AND the pilot as well as all their TV ads ...
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I died and got married.
In that order.
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ZOMBIE MARRIAGE COUNSELING I DON'T EAT GUYS Video by ogaga Onowighose (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM4OiVYkF9Q#normal)
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This summer I started working for a start up which is run by a bunch of morons. I am in my last semester of my junior year of school. DG Fuerte and I broke up, which was hard for the first week and then I got over it. I haven't done much. I started dating someone long distance. Maybe you can give me some tips.
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I can give you the tip of a spear, the tip of an arrow, the tip of a quarrel or the tip of my dick, take your pick of these tips. It's all I have to offer.
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<--- Not dead yet!
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squirting properly yet?
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I've had a shit summer of working too hard
Yup. Same.
So that last bit of posting he just did was the last of the speed working its way out of his system?
Nah, he's been a DXM freak for years. Once you've projected yourself into the astral plane via hallucinogens you can never really die.
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So it's true? Losers really do live forever?
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It's true, morons are the only people who live forever.... and weird old gay guys. My sister is pregnant. Abortion number six is on the horizon.
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Who was fucking her in rehab?
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It wasn't me... :(
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I'm pregnant.
Put on 40 lbs so far...fatty fatty fatty
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Not married. Want to be!
Like REALLY want to be! Come on Detroit. Ask alreadddddddddy
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Does he know this?
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Oh yeah. he knows. we've had that whole "we are it for each other, we are going to get married " conversation a million times already
ALso in fact, Ive said "If we know, why are we waiting?" ala when harry met sally - probably last week.
(http://lifeissimplydelicious.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/when-harry-met-sally-1.jpg)
"because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
Man aint that the truth
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I'm pregnant.
Put on 40 lbs so far...fatty fatty fatty
Do you have video of the act of conception to share with us?
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I'm pregnant.
Put on 40 lbs so far...fatty fatty fatty
Hey baby! Wanna grab a beer and some prenatal vitamins later?
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Hey baby! Wanna grab a beer and some prenatal vitamins later?
haha I knew you would like that. :D
No, Mosh, no videos or photos. Just the obviousness that I am a girl who DOES IT. Bow-chicka-bow-wow
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Oh yeah. he knows. we've had that whole "we are it for each other, we are going to get married " conversation a million times already
ALso in fact, Ive said "If we know, why are we waiting?" ala when harry met sally - probably last week.
"because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
Man aint that the truth
Marriage is a real turning point to a lot of people ...
Ian and myself, for example, have never done it and I've spent 7 YEARS with a girl, while Ian, at this time, has it DOUBLED at 14 YEARS ...
It'll happen; other than the insurance and tax breaks, what's the real hurry?
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Not marrying someone is my back door out. I didn't marry bmy ex when he asked because I wanted my escape route, just in case. Now I care not for an escape route this time.
Also, I want to be a part of something bigger than myself, and someone to call my family, a name to share. If you know my story, you'll get it.
Sorry if this sucks I'm on my droid in a class. Oooohh I'm bad
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Marriage is a real turning point to a lot of people ...
Ian and myself, for example, have never done it and I've spent 7 YEARS with a girl, while Ian, at this time, has it DOUBLED at 14 YEARS ...
It'll happen; other than the insurance and tax breaks, what's the real hurry?
Well, it's not legal in most places, but I will support you and Ian and wish you the best for your future together.
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Cute ....
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I would want a really nice ring and a million dollars.... for marriage to happen.
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Marriage is a real turning point to a lot of people ...
Ian and myself, for example, have never done it and I've spent 7 YEARS with a girl, while Ian, at this time, has it DOUBLED at 14 YEARS ...
It'll happen; other than the insurance and tax breaks, what's the real hurry?
Well, it's not legal in most places, but I will support you and Ian and wish you the best for your future together.
Cute ....
Just remember you're Freddy Mercury in this marriage, and all will be fine.
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Hey baby! Wanna grab a beer and some prenatal vitamins later?
haha I knew you would like that. :D
No, Mosh, no videos or photos. Just the obviousness that I am a girl who DOES IT. Bow-chicka-bow-wow
Oh well, hadda ask anyways...
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I don't see the point, for myself, to date someone if I don't want to get married to that person at some point in the future. I don't really care if thats weird.
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Pssst: dating is usually how people get an idea of whether or not they'd like a relationship, which in turn is usually how people get an idea of whether or not they wanna marry someone.
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Dating is how you get laid, remember getting laid is awesome but a lot of work, then you spend the next few months worrying about the other person getting attached to you & taking up time you would normally spend alone, and finally she breaks up with you because you're a man-child who'd rather sit alone in the woods than be emotionally connected to other people.
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rohypnol is how you get laid.
Pssst: dating is usually how people get an idea of whether or not they'd like a relationship, which in turn is usually how people get an idea of whether or not they wanna marry someone.
but dating is a relationship?
well it is to me.
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I get what she's saying.
I decided in 2007, after realizing I really DID want to eventually get married and NOT that I didn't like the idea of marriage (as I was forcing myself to believe), that I would dump someone if I saw no future with them.
Have done it a few times since making that promise to myself. Told Detroit I'd do the same to him - except it hasn't had to end. He's it for me! One penis 4 LYFE!
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I can see how dating could be different to a relationship, at least if you live in a city or 'big market'. Having always lived in small places, I've never 'dated'. It's always been either hooking up with no or few strings attached, or relationships.
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you're a man-child who'd rather sit alone in the woods than be emotionally connected to other people.
You say that like its such a bad thing...
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Yeah, right ...
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If I go on a date with someone it always ends 8 months later.
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Unless you dont live in the same state.
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you're a man-child who'd rather sit alone in the woods than be emotionally connected to other people.
You say that like its such a bad thing...
Only if you also have a neck beard.
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if you have a neckbeard, but also own several boats, that's like neutral on the retard scale, right? I mean, neck-beards are FUCKING STUPID. There's no justification for having one, ever. Boats are awesome, I wish I lived near water and had boats like Zoomie. But would owning a kick-ass boat cancel out having a neck-beard? I'm not sure a I think it's important we decide this before moving on to other conversation.
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That post seems pretty high on the scale
=P
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yourte not hepling
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I'm overdue for a good drunken posting session...
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yeh
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hey
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ok, youre on
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I'll gladly wait for that!
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I would join you for no more reason than to celebrate that The Knot is now available in Maryland but... I have to drive to VA to pick up a trailer for my boat tomorrow...
So here.
The Knot - Binding Agreement (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcjKTDIRCKI#normal)
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it's a boy-fetus
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rock on!
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I'm not married or dead! I've been with the same dude for the past 9 months, I left my job at the sock co. in May, got a new job at a jewelry co. in June, got laid off from the jewelry co. in August, and I just got a new job in the denim division of a clothing co. today and i start on Monday.
Carolyn is also not dead or married. She lives in a city about 45 mins. away from where I live now, with her boyfriend of 1+ years, and has a job as a lawyer at a law firm.
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Carolyn bought a house, yeah?
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Grownups.
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sad, innit?
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she didnt buy a house, shes renting an apartment. i bought a condo in December. her apartment is a thousand times nicer than my condo.
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And given that it's not in NYC, a 1000X cheaper, too.
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Ahhh... my bad.
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I own my car and lots of pretty clothes.
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I own one of my cars and am 6 months away from owning the other, and lots of shitty clothes.
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Whatever I wear looks amazing. 8D
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I have an excellent body now and I own tons of pretty clothes and shoes. I also have quite a collection of jewelry. I am Hutchis The Duchess.
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I own my truck, several boats, lots of clothes (both modern and 1st century), and enough tools to build a house and then build the furniture to go in the house, and I know how to grow food, raise feed animals, hunt and fish. Do I win?
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I own nothing, but am going to school and carrying better than a 4.0 so far. I hope to be able to own things in the future.
Also, I know how to grow weed.
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Yeah, I was extremely proud of you when you told me that while I was in Mystic, Ct ...
Carolyn is also not dead or married. She lives in a city about 45 mins. away from where I live now, with her boyfriend of 1+ years, and has a job as a lawyer at a law firm.
I didn't catch this before (how, I have no idea); is she still a virgin?
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Thanks. Sorry about not getting out the night you came through town, but I did get 100% on the algebra test I had the next morning.
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It's actually much more important ...
I'll be there again soon enough ...
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LMK when you do!
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Werd ...
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Good work on the school stuff!
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Thanks man!
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hmmm, maybe sooner than I thought ....
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I own all sorts of shit... I did a net worth estimate the other day and freaked out.
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Send me some land.
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You want it girt by sea ?
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Everyone wants it girt by sea...
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Yeah, pencil me in on the will, man ....
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Then pencil me in yours, old man.
the way I see it, he kicks it, then you... then I cash in.
Ahhh who am I kidding. With my history of booze abuse and reckless living when i was still developing, I'll likely die before any of you even break a hip.
More to haunt, I suppose.
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To thrash... I leave 1/60th of my estate... to Mello... thrash leaves 1/60th of my estate
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Dude you rock! 59/60ths of your estate for me - you're so generous! :D
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SO who gets the vending machine underwear ?
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I married a dead person.
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Honeymoon must've been memorable.
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SO who gets the vending machine underwear ?
Dave, of course. That's the 1/60th part.
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Oh, I'll gladly add to that collection!
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Not quite dead yet.
Shocking, I know.
Already tried the marriage thing. She kept making out with hot girls and not sharing.
Total weaksauce.
I am however currently dating a cute dancer of the topless variety.
And no, I'm not posting her picture.
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What can I do to her, all the way from Australia?
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A buddy of mine here apparently has a couple of (ex?)-peelers who are looking forward to hanging out with the two of us sometime soon. WTFN?
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I married a dead person.
Don't get bitten...
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jerk off to it and wish you could get into some hot strippers panties?
ah?
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That's assumed ...
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Came close.
On the 26th, I'd been feeling shitty and short of breath for a few days and just figured I had a cold or something. I took some Nyquil and lay down to try and take a nap. This just made me more short of breath until I called my mother for a ride to the doctor to see what was up. She'd been talking to my sister who freaked out and called 911, which it's good that she did because when I tried to move I didn't make it six feet before I had to sit back down gulping for air. They gave me oxygen and put me in the ambulance and took me to the hospital where I spent a week on oxygen while they took tests. I had a bronchial infection, and my blood sugar was really high so they say I'm diabetic now, though I'm not sure I agree with it. I think the high blood sugar was just from being sick because it's been fine since it came back down.
The east Indian specialist says he thinks I have a pulmonary embolism blood clot in my lung somewhere but they can't put my fat ass in an MRI to scan and be sure. The African M.D. has me on some blood thinner called cumadin or something but they can't give be the clotbuster blood thinner because they're not sure that there's even a clot there and it's too dangerous to give it to me if there's no clot.
I'm posting this from the therapy clinic I've been in for the last couple of weeks that the social worker woman said I'd be in for three months while they watched me but now she says I'm going home on the 21st because the physical therapy people say I'm fine and mobile and breathing now.
So maybe I'll go home and be okay or maybe a clot will break loose in my lung and kill me sometime in the next month or two, who knows, who cares, fuck it all and carry on my wayward son I guess.
Don't know why I'm even posting this here, really, except for posterity or whatever, or maybe habit. I stopped posting here because I was sitting here one day and suddenly realized that I didn't really like most of you people very much, but for some fucked in the head reason I felt it needed posting here.
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I stopped posting here because I was sitting here one day and suddenly realized that I didn't really like most of you people very much,
same.
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We're addictive assholes, apparently ...
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You can't fit into an MRI machine because you are too fat and you wonder why you could be dying? Maybe I should solve the "why does Sasha have herpes?!" caper. Oh yea, I know why! Because I used to be a whore! I'm going to perscribe that you stop eating cheesebugers.
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used to be? You told us you were cheating on your bf not that long ago.
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You can't fit into an MRI machine because you are too fat and you wonder why you could be dying? Maybe I should solve the "why does Sasha have herpes?!" caper. Oh yea, I know why! Because I used to be a whore! I'm going to perscribe that you stop eating cheesebugers.
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/i-can-has-cheezburger.jpg)
(http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/no_you_cant_has_cheezburger_410.jpg)
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You can't fit into an MRI machine because you are too fat and you wonder why you could be dying?
Point.
used to be? You told us you were cheating on your bf not that long ago.
Match.
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(http://steveflink.com/images/inout.jpg)
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I can't wait to see "game" ...
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It takes a while for the healing process to complete itself when you used to be a whore.
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Some parts of it never heal ...
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Or in your case never stop being a whore.
Fuse, I hope you sort your shit out and live a normal life. Your issue with weight seems so alien to me... I think "why doesn't he just eat less, and only eat vegetables for a year" - problem solved right? But it's probably more complicated than that. For the most part what you've said over the years has been counter to how I think so I argue with you on here, but I respect that you speak your mind and not what people want to hear. So anyway, eat carrots and not tacos and don't die you moron.
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It might be a little beyond that scope, bro ...
However, I truly, and always have, wished Johnny the best ...
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...slowly he turned...
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...into a...
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...slowly he turned...
...step by step...
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Que?
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inch by inch...
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... row by row
... gonna make this garden grow?
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It's an old vaudeville act, done by Abbott and Costello and The Three Stooges. It would detail how Johnny goes berserk when you call him Johnny...
Slowly I turned... Step by step... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pQii1L8fGk#normal)
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..and they all lived happily ever after.
move the fuck on people.
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I wish I owned a dancing monkey... that'd be cool.
Wait, what?
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(http://www.ufodigest.com/news/0408/images/planetoftheapes.jpg)
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Fuck, fuse... don't die dude.
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Yeah, we don't even know if Fatt's still alive ...
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yeah we do, balor said so.
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Wait, so, he is?
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alive... yes
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He must not be doing well ...
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Who Is?
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Tru'dat!