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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: beeyot on September 28, 2010, 09:36:31 PM

Title: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: beeyot on September 28, 2010, 09:36:31 PM

So...
I did a little research and found out how to make massive amounts of jizz.
Peter North recommends the following:

Celery-Eat a bunch of fucking celery. I've also been complimenting this with lots of fruits and vegetables, to sweeten the taste. Vegans have the tastiest cum, just so ya know. Also, drink a bunch of water, especially if you drink, smoke, etc. It'll flush the toxins out of your system.

L-Lysine(2/day)

L-Arginine(4-5/day)

Zinc(2/day)-This stuff gives your cum that nice Elmer's glue look that the ladies love so much.

Good luck, and happy skeetin'!

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Thrash on September 28, 2010, 10:19:00 PM

I'm gonna have to find an example on RedTube ...

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: mosh on September 29, 2010, 05:26:36 AM

Peter North is famous for his copious jizz squirts...

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Zoomie on September 29, 2010, 09:19:20 PM

So he retired then? He always said he would never reveal the secret of his copious spooge until he retired.

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: 13chemicals on September 30, 2010, 02:24:36 PM

Peter North has and always will be the hottest man porn star in my eyes.  I only look at porn with him in it.

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Thrash on September 30, 2010, 05:26:50 PM

There IS something about him, well, other than the copious jizzumage ...

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: beeyot on October 04, 2010, 01:27:37 AM

wow. that shit TOTALLY works. 
poor girl damn near drowned.

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 04, 2010, 06:18:21 PM

For real? And it only took six days?

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: beeyot on October 05, 2010, 01:41:04 AM

6 days?
that's just how long it took me to get out of her bed.
i started on the afternoon after i posted that, and had results by 4 am.
seriously, somebody else do this and report back!

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 05, 2010, 01:15:10 PM

I'm starting today.

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: mosh on October 06, 2010, 05:56:23 AM

Do you really think the liquid heroin needs to be even more potent, and or mass produced?

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 06, 2010, 10:08:55 AM

Absolutely.

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: mosh on October 07, 2010, 04:25:35 AM

ok then.

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 09, 2010, 05:39:55 PM

Results are encouraging, but I really haven't been eating the celery. That shit is gross!

I think I'm going to have to fully commit to the regimen to get the results beeyot experienced.

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: FAH-Q on October 09, 2010, 06:15:00 PM

Does the celery have to be raw? Cuz you can do lots of tasty stuff with cooked celery.

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Thrash on October 11, 2010, 12:28:59 PM

I remember thinking that I read that it has to be ...
Damn, now I'm gonna have to go and look ...

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 12, 2010, 05:02:20 PM

So far I can report two rather large loads per day, but no single super load.

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Thrash on October 12, 2010, 05:38:14 PM

Ahhh, see, you didn't save it up!

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Thrash on October 12, 2010, 05:44:53 PM

(For the record, I've been trying to find that GIF of the dude with the amazingly large load we posted a year or so ago)

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: underclass on October 13, 2010, 11:27:03 PM

Thanks for the warning not to open this thread again

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Thrash on October 14, 2010, 02:14:51 AM

I haven't found that gif yet ....

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: FAH-Q on October 14, 2010, 03:33:03 PM

Quote from: underclass on October 13, 2010, 11:27:03 PM

Thanks for the warning not to open this thread again

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Thrash on October 14, 2010, 04:09:10 PM

Quote from: Thrash on October 14, 2010, 02:14:51 AM

I haven't found that gif yet ....

.. it's still safe now

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: ttfg on October 14, 2010, 04:28:46 PM

Cant you just query for .gif ?

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Thrash on October 15, 2010, 05:18:17 PM

Uhm, sure ...

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: ttfg on October 15, 2010, 05:24:53 PM

?

It was posted... .gif will be in the url... the url will be in a thread... the thread will be in a table. There aint that many gifs on l-g.

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Thrash on October 16, 2010, 03:47:48 PM

I'm not too sure about that ....
... I'll look in a bit

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: FAH-Q on October 16, 2010, 06:44:17 PM

This is way too much conversation about way too much work to find something that most of us don't even wanna see anyway. CONVOFAIL.

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Thrash on October 18, 2010, 12:09:39 PM

/me nods *

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 18, 2010, 05:47:35 PM

(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/2192-3/HugeCumshot.gif)

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 18, 2010, 05:50:00 PM

Awww~! Daddy krapsna make it all better!

(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/168203-6/Shirt_pulled_up.gif)

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: FAH-Q on October 18, 2010, 08:56:01 PM

Nice!

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 19, 2010, 09:31:56 AM

Tell me about it!

I think you missed this one from the end of page 1 though:

Quote from: (_)_)===D on October 18, 2010, 05:47:35 PM

(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/2192-3/HugeCumshot.gif)

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: FAH-Q on October 19, 2010, 01:23:23 PM

Dick.

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Thrash on October 19, 2010, 02:36:48 PM

Yeah, that's it ...

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: beeyot on November 05, 2010, 09:03:27 PM

this is getting funny, because somewhere around the end of the month, my load gets significantly smaller.
right around the same time my food stamps run out...
how bizarre.

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Tru on November 06, 2010, 05:24:26 AM

How bizarre how bizarre

OMC - How bizarre (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJe8hQ8ha0#normal)

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Tru on November 06, 2010, 06:00:08 AM

OMC - On The Run (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4wrhsk-_cc&feature=related#normal)

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: FAH-Q on November 24, 2010, 01:04:49 AM

Daaaaaamn Tru! You sure know how to make a nigga nostaligic for the club scene in Spain in '96!

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Tru on August 24, 2011, 09:27:16 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq4ErzpEWPI&NR=1

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Luna on September 26, 2011, 06:02:06 PM

So, continue with the jizz experiment comments.....



Does a larger load mean a better orgasm for dudes?

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Thrash on September 28, 2011, 12:38:45 AM

Mostly, however, it's not necessarily the rule of thumb ...

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/9/9f/HugeCumshot.gif)

Title: Re: Peter North's Huge Splooge!
Post by: Luna on September 28, 2011, 06:46:02 PM

Free Lotion!!!