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General Category => Entertainment => Topic started by: tricky on March 23, 2009, 11:21:46 PM
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Just put up to like 4 lines of lyrics that you like. No copying and pasting entire songs, I probably won't read it. Or do, but I may skim over your post though. I have a short attention span...
Here are some that I like from Mutilated Lips by Ween
"Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist
Of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding
In my mind, Im fine, accepting only fresh brine
You can get another drop of this, yeah you wish"
Now your turn.
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There's just one thing that I want written,
On the gravestone where I lie,
Tell 'em it's just my bones that died there,
So save the tears they'll cry,
'Cause my spirit is still riding,
Somewhere in this night,
And it's these three words that come to me,
As I kiss this world goodbye:
Never Say Die.
Bon Jovi - Never say Die
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Here's my contribution. But I must warn you that I don't hear lyrics normally. I listen to the whole thing as a wash of music. Consequently I find the vast majority of lyrics to be depressingly inane.
"and rose reincarnate in the ghostly clothes of jazz in the goldhorn shadow
of the band and blew the suffering of America's naked mind for love
into an eli eli lamma lamma sabacthani saxophone cry that shivered
the cities down to the last radio"
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Deliciously unsuspecting
Protecting you from all harm
Except perhaps from these arms.
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This ain't no tall order, this is nothin' to me!
"difficult" takes a day; "impossible" takes a week.
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Baby I can't fly,
If I could I'd come down to ya,
Maybe I should try...
Alice Cooper - Might As Well Be On Mars
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freezepop forever and ever
freezepop forever and ever
freezepop forever and ever and ever and ever and ever
and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever...
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tongue-tied, bleeding from your eyes.
even Christ himself would cringe at the sight of your scars.
while you're counting sheep,
i'll count my lucky stars.
you were the last good thing i ever saw.
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As though it were easy for you to lead me
I could be passive; gracefully.
(sung by a girl, sad and sexy)
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I feel i must interject here...
You're getting carried away feeling sorry for yourself
With these revisions
and gaps in history
So let me help you remember.
I've made charts and graphs that should finally make it clear.
I've prepared a lecture
on why I have to leave
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I feel i must interject here...
You're getting carried away
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Any of you niggaz from New York that wanna bring it, bring it
But we ain't singin, we bringin drama.
Fuck you and your motherfuckin mama.
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Luke do you like karaoke? If so drunken karaoke might have to happen at some point... I do a horrible Courtney Love.
"Got a lot of tears in a blood stained jar
Been a real long time since I walked the fine line"
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I enjoy singing along with Rock Band, so I imagine it can't be much different.
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As he looked at the wall
So strong and tall
I heard him softely curse
Nobody at all ever climed that wall
But I'm gonna be the first...
I'm gonna be the first...
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2000 people hollered, "Go, John Henry!"
Then somebody hollered, "The mountain's caving in!"
John Henry told the captain, "Tell the kind folks don't worry.
That ain't nothin' but my hammer suckin' wind! (It keeps me breathing.)
This steel driver's muscle, it ain't thin."
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Fomentatious perflation hydrogenates your foetal cisterna
Coagulating haemorrhage and your congenital hernia
Dehydrated soup - crumbling hygroma
Pectified sludge - dank, acrid aroma
Clotting uteral mucus, dissipating your foetus
Melting your uterus and evaporation your cyesis
Your molten foetus is reconstituted by warm, molten enzymes
Slowly digested in microwaved slime
Your stomach is churning, heat effervescing your succus
Your innards running like hot, sticky mucus
Mangled uterogestation, your perimetrium clots
Your insides cooking, steaming and hot
Guess the band...
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tongue-tied, bleeding from your eyes.
even Christ himself would cringe at the sight of your scars.
while you're counting sheep,
i'll count my lucky stars.
you were the last good thing i ever saw.
oh, who knew i'd find a soulmate on a message board like this one?
my favourite band. matt skiba and dan andriano are so clever. possibly the best song writers ever. definitely the best of that genre.
i have alkaline trio tattoos. ;D
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From Third Planet by Modest Mouse:
Well, the universe is shaped exactly like the earth
If you go straight long enough you'll end up where you were
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ahh, more modest mouse lyrics because they are stuck in my head
you wasted life why wouldn't you waste the afterlife
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Man, I love that one. MM is like my favorite, especially when high.
Some more:
"Oh, you're not invisible inside your car"
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Modest Mouse is the shit. "A Wild Pack of Family Dogs" always makes me think of my five mutts.
Anyway, lyrics:
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I'm gonna stay away from LA, I'm staying far away from there
I'm going North of San Francisco, into the cleaner air
I'm gonna get a little land with the money I've saved
And buy an old house that I can work on
Where the next nearest neighbor lives miles away
I'll never have to mow the lawn (right on!)
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You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the babe!
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Man, that sounds like some nice shit to think about when you're smoking some good weed.
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Dude, totally. Download this shit:
California Part 2
Big Sur
...both by Mason Jennings. Who's not actually from California, as it happens. Excellent chill/smoke music. Thanks to Chad for introducing me to this dude's music ages ago.
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You watch what I say, watch what I say, watch what I do.
Because I really don't care, I really don't care, you're never gonna go nowhere.
I get wet when I know that you're dyin',
I get wet without even tryin'!
AWK I Get Wet
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Step aside You mountains of hardest stone
You deserts of drowning heat
Step aside Years and years and years
The history of the world Means nothing
Lay me in the ground I will ride across the world
Step aside You gates of tempered steel Y
ou gates of heaven and hell
I Am Alive
~Zegota
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I enjoy this in the same way some people enjoy asphyxiation:
Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries ,
at ease,
...
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick
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oh, who knew i'd find a soulmate on a message board like this one?
my favourite band. matt skiba and dan andriano are so clever. possibly the best song writers ever. definitely the best of that genre.
I liked them up until their very, very recent songs. I think they must have lost some creative control a few years ago.
One time, at a show here in Austin, he reached out and touched my hand. I didn't know what to do.
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I enjoy this in the same way some people enjoy asphyxiation:
Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries ,
at ease,
...
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick
I like that. I will need to download this song.
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it's not uplifting.
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Radiohead is cool
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oh, who knew i'd find a soulmate on a message board like this one?
my favourite band. matt skiba and dan andriano are so clever. possibly the best song writers ever. definitely the best of that genre.
I liked them up until their very, very recent songs. I think they must have lost some creative control a few years ago.
One time, at a show here in Austin, he reached out and touched my hand. I didn't know what to do.
i agree. the last album i'm not so into but they're still my faves.
i'll tell you what to do. you start sucking cock, my friend. okay, not really. who knows where he's been?
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You watch what I say, watch what I say, watch what I do.
Because I really don't care, I really don't care, you're never gonna go nowhere.
I get wet when I know that you're dyin',
I get wet without even tryin'!
AWK I Get Wet
Fuck yeah.
There's fifty-two ways to murder anyone
One in two are the same
But they both work as well
Michale Graves (Misfits) - Saturday Night
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I'm so 3008. You're so 2000 and late.
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And it don't mean nothing
To kill a beautiful girl
No it don't mean nothing at all
And it don't mean nothing to hold her in your arms
Even if her body's not warm
Nothing - Cancerslug
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You just want the phone to ring
The dogs to bark and the wind to sing
Your name in the car
We're all staring at the flies
They're all dying to get inside
It's so strange how hard luck keeps
It gets so easy to leave that works
And airplanes we see as just exits from now
Worlds collide and we depart all my clothes strewn about
Well who really owns the floor
All the cities left undone and bricks in time turn back to mud
The weekend plans are gone
There's no one coming down the hall
The Kingdoms to come will surely fall
We curtain call and tie one on
I'm not your way out
I'm not your way out
I'm not your way out
maritime - the window is the door
this is a really beautiful song. it reminds me of hard times and bad decisions i made in my life.
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Speaking of beautiful songs:
Song is here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0WNbm1jz6A), lyrics here (http://www.metrolyrics.com/are-friends-electric-lyrics-gary-numan.html).
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I enjoy this in the same way some people enjoy asphyxiation:
Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries ,
at ease,
...
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick
I like that. I will need to download this song.
It's not really a song.
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Cause I just want to be
Something more than the mud in your eyes
I want to be the clay in your hands
mineral - gloria
fuck you guys, i'm emo and i probably always will be.
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The World Has Turned And Left Me Here lyrics
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The World Has Turned And Left Me Here lyrics
ahhh, i just listened to that today. that is a good fucking album, actually.
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That album RULES!
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Does it rule like Hefty Fine ruled?
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Hefty Fine was fun but the Blue Album pwn3s!
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Time to d/l it...
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you're gaddamn right that's what time it is
get pinkerton, too, if you don't have it already
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Ahhh fuck, I already own it... I think, unless I sold it on ebay...
I forget.
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That album RULES!
have you heard the demo versions? i just recently found them on youtube. heh.
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Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but i shit myself instead
And the fucking misses going off her fucking head
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse
and skidding past the kids and them little cunts laughing
ive had an absolute cunt of a day
Ive had an absolute cunt of a day - Kevin Bloody Wilson
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The Dandy Warhols-Boys Better (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvzCSk1GV08#lq-hq)
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It's not my job, to fuck you on your birthday.
It's not my job, to fuck you on your birthday...
Anymore!
Bloodhound Gang
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I enjoy this part of the song like a cutter enjoys bleeding.
And she leaves...
With someone you don't know
But she makes sure you saw her
She looks right at you and bolts
As she walks out the door
Your blood boiling
Your stomach in ropes
And when your friends say what is it
You look like you've seen a ghost
ATE - Sometime Around Midnight
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I enjoy this part of the song like a cutter enjoys bleeding.
And she leaves...
With someone you don't know
But she makes sure you saw her
She looks right at you and bolts
As she walks out the door
Your blood boiling
Your stomach in ropes
And when your friends say what is it
You look like you've seen a ghost
ATE - Sometime Around Midnight
I fucking hate that song, and you for posting it!
Ugh.
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are you going to break me in two, now?
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I'm gonna break bagman in two.
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Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cockthirsty)
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I'm gonna break bagman in two.
Thats what he wants...
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Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cockthirsty)
For bagman, sure.
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I enjoy this part of the song like a cutter enjoys bleeding.
And she leaves...
With someone you don't know
But she makes sure you saw her
She looks right at you and bolts
As she walks out the door
Your blood boiling
Your stomach in ropes
And when your friends say what is it
You look like you've seen a ghost
ATE - Sometime Around Midnight
I fucking hate that song, and you for posting it!
Ugh.
This song needs to be sunk somewhere in the ocean along with the Led Zeppelin catalog.
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DONT BE TALKIN' NO SHIT ABOUT THE LED ZEPPELIN CATALOG! The Geek's massive appendage will slap some sense into yo.
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Zeppelin registers about a 10 on the hypometer and only rocks about an 8 on the rockometer, so no, they're not as good as the hype would suggest. But they're still pretty fucking good.
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That I agree with. I truly hate Stairway to Heaven, but the rest of the untitled album is excellent.
Stuff after Houses of the Holy is the band in decline.
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But I don't mind, as long as theres a bed beneath the stars that shine,
I'll be fine if you give me a minute, a man's got a limit,
I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.
- The importance of being Idle.
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That was a gay first post, Shakira.
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That was a gay first post, Shakira.
jesus, so glad i'm not the only one who read the username as that.
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Whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together!
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That was a gay first post, Shakira.
jesus, so glad i'm not the only one who read the username as that.
I didn't notice I was reading it wrong, till now.
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That was a gay first post, Shakira.
Looks like you're not the only one making gay posts now! *rimjob*
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I actually like a couple of Shakira songs. Plus I'd do 'er.
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I actually like a couple of Shakira songs. Plus I'd do 'er.
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they only want you when you're seventeen
when you're twenty-one
you're no fun
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I need to find a new vagina,
Any kind of new vagina,
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina,
Kevin Klein? Kind of South Carolina,
Vagina vagina vagina vagina,
Vagina vagina vagina vagina.
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if you're having girl problems i feel bad for you, son
i got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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Oh man, I sing that song all the time.
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if you're having girl problems i feel bad for you, son
i got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
I got 99 problems but a cookie ain't one.
Cookie Monster Rap vs. Jay Z "99 Problems" (Blue Album) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5gOfiU2jr4#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
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Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
Sweet dreams are made of this
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Yeah, Marilyn Manson is great!
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He's less scary looking than Annie Lennox.
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That I agree with. I truly hate Stairway to Heaven, but the rest of the untitled album is excellent.
Stuff after Houses of the Holy is the band in decline.
Did you ever hear Stairway To Heaven Backmasked?
from the part that says "If there's a bustle in your hedgerow" (or however you spell it)
up to "ther's still time to change the road you're on"
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Yeah, Marilyn Manson is great!
I hope you're not implying that the Eurythmics sucked?
I hope you're not implying that any day is unimportant at Cortex Semi.
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That I agree with. I truly hate Stairway to Heaven, but the rest of the untitled album is excellent.
Stuff after Houses of the Holy is the band in decline.
Did you ever hear Stairway To Heaven Backmasked?
from the part that says "If there's a bustle in your hedgerow" (or however you spell it)
up to "ther's still time to change the road you're on"
I'm somewhere in the middle of a very long line of people who wrecked turntables just to hear that part backwards, amongst many, many other songs...
The technology to do that without fucking equipment up wasnt available when I was a kid.
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http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm (http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm)
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Yeah, Marilyn Manson is great!
I hope you're not implying that the Eurythmics sucked?
Nah, I was pulling a Tom-esque "pretend to be dumb/uninformed/newbish" thing.
The Eurythmics were fucking awesome. I have most of their stuff in my MP3 collection, as well as quite a lot of Annie Lennox solo stuff. You know how sometimes you listen to old 80s tunes for the nostalgia-value but the songs don't really hold up as actually "good"? The Eurythmics are nothing like that. I still listen to a lot of their songs regularly.
That said, I am also a big fan of Marilyn Manson. Although not his cover songs, so much.
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http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm (http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm)
mindless self indulgence - backmask (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsL0CS7CxOI#lq-lq2-hq)
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http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm (http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm)
mindless self indulgence - backmask (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsL0CS7CxOI#lq-lq2-hq)
Call me a pussy, but that stairway to heaven freaked me out... is it really Stairway to Hell?...
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Call me a pussy, but I like Mindless Self-Indulgence.
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okay, pussy. ;D
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The Beatles did it for fun... Paul is dead...
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Everybody knows that! Don't they? (http://digilander.libero.it/p_truth/)
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Call me a pussy, but I like Mindless Self-Indulgence.
ewwwwwww
we are no longer bb soulmates.
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Hey, fuck you! MSI is one of the greatest bands ever.
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we are no longer bb soulmates.
I would argue that the MSI shows that I've seen have as much energy as the AT shows that I've seen.
Also, I would argue that you can't unsoulmate me, because it could destroy your own soul in the process.
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My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work
My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick- it look like a munchkin
My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn?t shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skippy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek
My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said
Your dick loves Fred
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That's a good song.
Here's one that's totally despicable.
YOU JUST CAME FROM A BIKINI KILL CONCERT
YOU FELT LIKE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN
TWO GUYS WHERE HAVING A "RAPE THE UGLIEST CUNT POSSIBLE" CONTEST
YOU WEREN'T A STRONG WOMAN ANYMORE
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
CUZ YOU'RE A STUPID DYKE CUNT
I LAUGHED AS I WATCHED HIM RAPE YOU
THEN I BROUGHT HIM A FEW BEERS
EVERY YEAR ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR RAPE
I SEND HIM A THANKYOU CARD, YOU STUPID FUCKING DYKE CUNT
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
CUZ YOU'RE A STUPED DYKE CUNT
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yes, they're absolutely genius.
i will say that i saw them live once but i won't say who they were opening for because i'm embarrassed i ever dated a dude who talked me into going to that concert.
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she got them apple bottom jeans
jeans
boots with the fur
wit the furrrrr
da whole club was lookin at herrrrrr
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shorty got low low low low low low low low
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I posted another fave in another thread:
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=164.msg30931#msg30931 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=164.msg30931#msg30931)
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LMAO at your lyrics, particularly like the Bikini Kill one