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General Category => Entertainment => Topic started by: Tru on August 07, 2011, 09:15:07 AM

Title: TOPIC SPLIT: COWBOYS AND ALIENS
Post by: Tru on August 07, 2011, 09:15:07 AM: I've seen it but I must have missed something, was it ever explained how the guy ended up with a high tech weapon in the first place?

It seemed like something of a rip off of High Plains Invaders. And it exhibited one the worst aspects of implausible aliens, Somewhat stupid monster like creatures with little physical ability to develop such nano technology in the first place. But at least they did sort of have hands. And what's up with the chemical rockets on their mother ship? Not very plausible. It was interesting but I would only give it 2 stars.
Title: Re: Re: Democracy and Communism, and Their Relationship to the Tea Party
Post by: Doormouse on August 07, 2011, 12:30:58 PM: Hah. Wrong thread I edited... But yeah it was explained how he got the wrist bracelet. The doctor alien dropped it when he went to probe the main character. I think the film was successful in taking the wind out of the sails of any criticism by its name alone. How can you talk about plausibility concerns when you're dealing with a film called "Cowboys and Aliens"? Like how the aliens were on an intergalactic search for gold. The Harrison Ford character nails it when he says that it's completely and totally ridiculous. There's really nothing further the reviewer can say. The film asks you to accept that it's ridiculous and move on. I agree that it's lacking in outright comedy, but I think the idea was that by taking themselves totally seriously they're embracing the ethos of all B-film directors. The film will be a comedy goldmine in 2050. Also I was pretty freaking high when I saw it.
Title: Re: Re: Democracy and Communism, and Their Relationship to the Tea Party
Post by: Phaedrus on August 07, 2011, 02:08:32 PM: Quote from: Doormouse on August 07, 2011, 12:30:58 PM
Like how the aliens were on an intergalactic search for gold. The Harrison Ford character nails it when he says that it's completely and totally ridiculous.

Haha wasn't that the motive of the aliens in Battlefield Earth?
Title: Re: Re: Democracy and Communism, and Their Relationship to the Tea Party
Post by: Tru on August 07, 2011, 06:49:39 PM: I thought Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes was pretty good.
Title: Re: Re: Democracy and Communism, and Their Relationship to the Tea Party
Post by: Ineptunian on August 07, 2011, 10:13:58 PM: Wonderful, this thread is now a circle jerk about movies. Way to reduce the high-brow.
Title: Re: Re: Democracy and Communism, and Their Relationship to the Tea Party
Post by: Tru on August 08, 2011, 02:11:59 AM: High-brow, hahahaha. Talk about planet of the apes.
Title: Re: Re: Democracy and Communism, and Their Relationship to the Tea Party
Post by: Ineptunian on August 08, 2011, 09:01:22 AM: Quote from: Tru on August 08, 2011, 02:11:59 AM
High-brow, hahahaha. Talk about planet of the apes.

The Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Starring Tru's primate ancestry and his bright red baboon ass.
Title: Re: TOPIC SPLIT: COWBOYS AND ALIENS
Post by: Tru on August 09, 2011, 10:36:48 PM: Hey, don't forget about my blue balls!

Here is another cowboy one.

Cowboys and Zombies
http://www.videoweed.es/file/lqg80567e2ize

I know how popular the zombies are around here.
Title: Re: TOPIC SPLIT: COWBOYS AND ALIENS
Post by: Zoomie on August 11, 2011, 09:40:16 PM: Quote
YOUR SYSTEM DOESN'T SUPPORT THIS VIDEO FILE. CLICK HERE TO GET THE PLUG-IN

Yeah, go fuck yourself.
Title: Re: TOPIC SPLIT: COWBOYS AND ALIENS
Post by: Tru on August 12, 2011, 12:03:21 AM: No videoweed for you, next!