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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Drugmoth on December 08, 2011, 09:18:50 AM

Title: Hey you fucking fags, enjoy these pics of me sucking cock
Post by: Drugmoth on December 08, 2011, 09:18:50 AM
Yeah, you clicked just like I thought you faggots would.  Unfortunately for krsna and Zoomie, I was just kidding.  I just thought I'd stop in to tell you about the girl I met the other day for the first time.  We hung out all day playing video games, card games, walking around town and stopping at the local card shop together to buy a new game.  I decided on the Resident Evil card game.  Here is a picture of her.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/taljrm.jpg)

Oh yeah, and inbetween all the nerding-out she couldn't stop complimenting me about how beautiful my cock was as she devoured it, I buried my face in her sopping wet pussy, and fucked her til she screamed.  She had such a great time nerding-out and enjoying my cock that she invited me over today for another helping.  Our plans for later include getting a group of people together to play D&D and other RPGs, also going to the card shop for Friday Night Magic, and more snuggling 'n fucking.  It was nice to finally fuck my first redhead.
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Post by: Thrash on December 08, 2011, 03:57:44 PM
Cute, how old is this one?
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Post by: FAH-Q on December 08, 2011, 08:36:59 PM
She could almost be the chubby daughter of the girl from the Blind Faith album cover.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_Faith_(Blind_Faith_album) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_Faith_(Blind_Faith_album))
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Post by: Thrash on December 09, 2011, 01:37:57 PM
A little, his girl's tits are a bigger ...
Good call though ...

I wonder if she's infected with something as well ...
(not that it matters, I'm glad he's getting some)
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Post by: Tru on December 09, 2011, 10:18:14 PM
She's too young to be infected. LOL NOT! But yea I would never send her away.
Youth is all about taking chances to get what we think we need at the time.

Anyway I have some red-hair kush I'm just about fixin to blaze in celebration of this occasion.

Oh and she is really cute btw.

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Post by: FAH-Q on December 09, 2011, 10:34:06 PM
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!
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Post by: Tru on December 10, 2011, 12:09:46 AM
LOL


Hardly ya fucking Island redneck. She is surely spank worthy though.
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Post by: Tru on December 10, 2011, 12:16:47 AM
A little, his girl's tits are a bigger ...


His girls tits are bigger because the album cover featured an 11 year old and the concept of the post was that this girl  (because of relevant features) could possibly be the current child of that past 11 year old.

Get it?
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Post by: bagman on December 10, 2011, 01:29:46 AM
Sounds fun. The fucking around part. Not the D&D/Magic/Fairy/Faggot/Dragon/Dwarves/Elves shite.

Oh, welcome back.

This coming Monday it'll be a month of no pussy for me. I got out of a two year relationship with the young girl I fell in love with. Funny how that happened. One night stand on Craigslist, turns into a two year relationship.

The things that I have done and that she would do, I may never find another woman who will, unless I am in porn.
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Post by: FAH-Q on December 10, 2011, 06:56:27 AM
So why'd you break up, again?

A little, his girl's tits are a bigger ...


His girls tits are bigger because the album cover featured an 11 year old and the concept of the post was that this girl  (because of relevant features) could possibly be the current child of that past 11 year old.

Get it?

Hahaha go Tru!

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Post by: Thrash on December 10, 2011, 12:21:12 PM
Yeah, I'm still not really getting that one, Kyle ...
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Post by: tricky on December 14, 2011, 10:24:06 PM
that girl looks 15. you should ask for ID.
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Post by: Thrash on December 15, 2011, 01:14:24 AM
I'm glad YOU said that ...
I thought it ...
Good to see you, Brook; how's things?
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Post by: tricky on December 17, 2011, 06:32:30 PM
Good to see you, Brook; how's things?

good, and you? still banging mad bitches?
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Post by: Thrash on December 17, 2011, 07:14:56 PM
Nope, no need at this time ...

... and I'm glad things are good for you
Everything's are pretty damn good over this wayz as well ...
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Post by: FAH-Q on December 17, 2011, 07:33:41 PM
ROOFLOLZ@!
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Post by: tricky on December 17, 2011, 07:36:39 PM
no need at this time? did you get castrated or something?
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Post by: Thrash on December 18, 2011, 05:08:21 PM
No, I have a great woman in my life ...
Just ask Zoomie!
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Post by: FAH-Q on December 18, 2011, 05:49:55 PM
You had Zoomie bang her just so you could tell us to ask him how great your woman is, didn't you?
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Post by: Thrash on December 19, 2011, 01:11:57 AM
How did you know?
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Post by: mosh on December 19, 2011, 06:28:40 AM
Stands to reason dude...
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Post by: Thrash on December 19, 2011, 04:23:30 PM
You'll be next from here ...
Wait, Zoomie'll be here in a day or two, I think ...
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Post by: Zoomie on December 20, 2011, 03:25:05 PM
Yeah she's awesome hot, got nice feet and everything! I hear she lets Dave put it in her butt anytime he wants (and that would be 24/7 cuz it's Dave) but I don't know, I just rubbed one out thinking about her soaping up her armpits...
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Post by: Thrash on December 21, 2011, 04:20:22 PM
Yeah, she loves anal just as much as I do ...
Yep; I'm officially VERY HAPPY!

Hell, I'll even take a pic (or video) of her doing that for ya, man!
It'll go nicely with all the other pics of her we've sent you!

Hahahaha!
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Post by: Zoomie on December 21, 2011, 08:06:22 PM
I'll be there tomorrow, I can take my own!
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Post by: Thrash on December 22, 2011, 12:02:55 AM
W3rd!
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Post by: Drugmoth on December 23, 2011, 06:56:47 AM
She's 25.  No STDs.  I don't know what's better, her vagina or Magic The Gathering.
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Post by: bagman on December 23, 2011, 11:34:47 AM
If you really don't know the answer to that, you might as well be dead.
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Post by: Thrash on December 24, 2011, 03:31:07 AM
25?  I guess she look good for 25 ...

You know what then;
/me pats you on the back *
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Post by: daisymae on February 16, 2012, 08:04:35 PM
The police aren't going to believe that you thought she was 25.
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Post by: Zoomie on February 16, 2012, 11:12:47 PM
LOL I loves you daisymae...
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Post by: daisymae on February 17, 2012, 10:15:50 AM
Just sayin'... There are some really developed girls in my son's class at school. He's in grade 7.
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Post by: Thrash on February 17, 2012, 12:28:41 PM
Well, hopefully he carded her first ...

I met this girl that was 23 that looked 12 just the other day ...
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Post by: Zoomie on February 17, 2012, 09:58:21 PM
All my old time friends see I'm dating Rachel and they ask if I've gone back to 19 year olds...
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Post by: daisymae on February 18, 2012, 08:34:13 AM
Well aren't you like 72? KIDDING 

 ;D
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Post by: Thrash on February 18, 2012, 02:39:39 PM
(http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bazinga.jpg)
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Post by: Commie on May 18, 2012, 12:09:50 AM
did you ask to see that bitches id dude? she don't look 25.
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Post by: Thrash on May 23, 2012, 02:58:06 AM
That last post of mine was Sheldon saying "Bazinga" ...
... just sayin'
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Post by: Thrash on October 31, 2012, 02:54:45 PM
Hey, since you're back, are you still stuffing this strawberry?
We at least deserve a basic update ...
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Post by: MundaneMystic on November 02, 2012, 09:41:13 AM
Ugh, no, unfortunately...it turned out we had some incompatibility issues.  But the important thing is that I stuffed that strawberry :D ...but seriously, I'm sex deprived now.  It's been way too long and I need action.  I'm looking sexy and feeling good, so I suppose I need to get back on OKcupid or something if I want some action.  I've been looking for love on Tumblr, but you don't get action long distance.  I think that's probably a good idea, actually.
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Post by: Thrash on November 02, 2012, 01:28:53 PM
Well, it's been less than a year; there's at least that ...
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Post by: FAH-Q on November 02, 2012, 03:49:26 PM
Dry spells suck. Get yourself back out there and get some, dude. Especially now that you're feeling more confident.
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Post by: Thrash on November 02, 2012, 05:24:11 PM
Agreed ....
You've lost a lot of weight; use that to your advantage ...
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Post by: FAH-Q on November 02, 2012, 05:27:06 PM
Plus weight loss means stamina increase. Fuck for hours, son.
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Post by: Thrash on November 02, 2012, 05:55:51 PM
Which also boosts weight loss and self-confidence ....
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Post by: FAH-Q on November 02, 2012, 06:11:22 PM
Win-win.
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Post by: Thrash on November 02, 2012, 06:27:29 PM
Now, how long before he does it?
... what's Vegas putting up as odds?
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Post by: Daddy on November 02, 2012, 06:31:56 PM
Are there STD handicaps?
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Post by: FAH-Q on November 02, 2012, 06:33:27 PM
That would probably be a variable to take into consideration.
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Post by: Thrash on November 03, 2012, 03:17:40 AM
Thus, why I asked for the odds ....
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Post by: MundaneMystic on November 08, 2012, 02:06:50 AM
Oh I plan to...might actually start going to the bars now that I finally got a new ID.  w00t
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Post by: Thrash on November 08, 2012, 02:50:18 AM
Wow, I feel "bagman news" excited about this; just not on the same scale ...

Odd ...