Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Thrash on December 14, 2011, 01:24:27 AM
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... for Dylan and Kyle
(http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/green.jpg)
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/ (http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/)
The whole site's kinda interesting, actually ...
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I find it hilarious and scary that men will stick their wieners absolutely ANYWHERE in an attempt to get off. If I had a dick I'd be afraid it would get ripped off or stuck in something.
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If I had a vagina I'd be afraid I'd stay home all day every day playing with myself until I died from dehydration, starvation, or orgasm overdose. I would never leave the
house room bed.
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... oh, and learning to squirt; can't forget that!
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Finding my own g-spot, even.
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... Uhm, yeah ... I was implyi....
Uhm .... Yeah ...
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Indeed.
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Can you squirt?
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No.
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Damn ...
Ok, so, you're a great head-giver?
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I don't have any dirty stories for you. I was raised by prudes and taught that everything to do with sex is dirty and wrong.
Unfortunate but true.
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Damn ...
Yep, we really are done here ...
Sorry for the disturbance ...
NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS, MOVE ALONG!
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Yes, sorry if I gave off any porn star vibes.
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You didn't; I was trying to draw some out of you ...
... I've failed
... I can accept this gracefully
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chicks stick all kinds of things in em. we just dont share it on the net
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No ...
... SHE doesn't
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SHE just aint telling you for fear you will feel inadequate
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She's got a bigger dick than I do?
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My other half told me her ex before me had a long penis, about 11 inches, but it was on the narrow side and he had no idea what to do with it. That and he would constantly whine during sex. In fact, when we were dating and broke up for a bit, she went back to him for a night of closure sex. Halfway through it, she stops, and tells him to get out. She was reminded why she didn't like him and left him in the first place.
Next month, she's back with me banging like mad.
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So, which of you is the "emotional tampon" in that scenario?
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My other half told me her ex before me had a long penis, about 11 inches, but it was on the narrow side and he had no idea what to do with it.
Ive been to big dick church. thankfully the one I had was long, though not 11 inches, thats too big, he had the girth to go with it, perfectly and he knew how to work it. I dont like pencil dicks. they hurt. Ill take girth over length any day.
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She practiced with beer cans ....