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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Luna on February 27, 2012, 04:08:39 PM

Title: Strange
Post by: Luna on February 27, 2012, 04:08:39 PM
So... A funny turn of events... My ex is requesting my assistance in his wish to create several profiles for online dating sites.
How do I not sabotage this for him? He is a cruel backwards asshole, after all.
Simple.
I just constantly remind myself that he Wants to Follow Someone Else around!

It's very funny, I will admit. :)
Title: Re: Strange
Post by: Zoomie on February 27, 2012, 06:25:54 PM
Post his pic in men seeking men then sit back and watch the fun!
Title: Re: Strange
Post by: Nitya on February 29, 2012, 07:22:50 PM
Is he illiterate or something? I don't understand how making these profile could be so hard that you have to ask your ex. 
Title: Re: Strange
Post by: FAH-Q on February 29, 2012, 07:31:44 PM
Just a shot in the dark, but it seems like the sort of thing an ex might do to an ex if he were trying to stay involved with her and her life as much as possible, while also trying to annoy her in a passive agressive manner.

Or maybe he's just illiterate. No idea.
Title: Re: Strange
Post by: Luna on March 01, 2012, 01:14:05 AM
Quote from: FAH-Q on February 29, 2012, 07:31:44 PM
Just a shot in the dark, but it seems like the sort of thing an ex might do to an ex if he were trying to stay involved with her and her life as much as possible, while also trying to annoy her in a passive agressive manner.

Or maybe he's just illiterate. No idea.

This is a valid point. And I may be missing it if he is trying to pull this, also, I moved on a while ago. When I (finally) figured out that nothing he (or anyone) does can bother me unless I let it bother me, I moved on.
And I do see your point.
Quote from: Nitya on February 29, 2012, 07:22:50 PM
Is he illiterate or something? I don't understand how making these profile could be so hard that you have to ask your ex. 

He doesn't have the social skills to know what is appropriate and what is not.

I gave him a few pointers, in an encouraging manner, so he will continue to seek othe love interests.

This is just funny to me.

So much better than me getting angry and spending all my time complaining about,  right? :)
Title: Re: Strange
Post by: FAH-Q on March 01, 2012, 01:16:45 AM
For sure, especially since the end result is roughly the same either way. This way you get to live life with a smile on your face, instead of a scowl.

/me meditates because he is some kind of fucking hippie, apparently.
Title: Re: Strange
Post by: Thrash on March 01, 2012, 02:30:35 AM
Faggot!
Title: Re: Strange
Post by: Zoomie on March 02, 2012, 12:02:28 AM
Down boy, you said it was ok for them to come back. And they don't like that word. Ya fuckin'  PeeWee Herman lookin' colon cowboy.
Title: Re: Strange
Post by: bagman on March 02, 2012, 10:41:28 PM
Your ex sounds like a dimwitted twat.
Title: Re: Strange
Post by: Thrash on March 03, 2012, 06:06:46 PM
Sorry, it's my Tourette after the word "hippy" (FAGGOT!) ...
Title: Re: Strange
Post by: Luna on March 05, 2012, 01:57:42 AM
Quote from: bagman on March 02, 2012, 10:41:28 PM
Your ex sounds like a dimwitted twat.


Spot on.
He located my sisters profile on okcupid.com and messaged her, asking if she would write his profile for him, since he "sounds like a tard."
She said its best if people see the real him.
Hah.
Then my mother wants to read his profile, and I tell her to play match maker for him all she wants.

My Mother says, "Let's make Dad a singles profile and have Him court andy(ex)"

I said ... Sure!
Title: Re: Strange
Post by: Thrash on March 06, 2012, 05:35:41 AM
I like it ...

BTW: I thought "strange" meant "strange dick/pussy", for you or him, in this context ...
Title: Re: Strange
Post by: Luna on March 06, 2012, 10:32:31 AM
My dad declined!!
And the ex managed to snag an actual date with someone so he may get some strange.

I guess originally I titled this Strange because I am hoping he Will get some and leave me alone, and well, the whole situation is just Strange.
Title: Re: Strange
Post by: Thrash on March 06, 2012, 04:52:14 PM
... believe me, I know strange situations
Title: Re: Strange
Post by: FAH-Q on March 06, 2012, 07:59:18 PM
Quote from: Thrash on March 06, 2012, 05:35:41 AM
BTW: I thought "strange" meant "strange dick/pussy", for you or him, in this context ...

Totally.
Title: Re: Strange
Post by: Thrash on March 07, 2012, 01:27:04 AM
See, see?!?!!?

Actually, I guess it kinda does ...