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Title: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: tricky on April 26, 2012, 09:28:01 PM: we broke up last weekend. some days i feel numb, some days i cry, some days i'm ok. i decided that i couldn't be in the relationship anymore because he couldn't make any promises to me if he'd move to NY/NJ or not (yes, we were long distance- he lives in MA). our relationship was really awesome other than the long distance. moving to MA wasn't an option for me either.

so my fucking heart is broken right now.

HEY SELF- NO MORE GODDAMN LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS!!!!!!
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Tru on April 26, 2012, 10:26:58 PM: (http://healheartbreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/free-heartbreak-set.jpg) (http://healheartbreak.com/)
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: bagman on April 27, 2012, 01:20:36 AM: Sorry to hear that. You're joining Hip and I. Get out and do things. Just go do things. Constantly. Make yourself get out and do things to occupy your mind. It helps. It may only help while you're focused on these other things, but that's better than moping all day in bed eating ice cream and then crying yourself to sleep.

Come to Austin! Sasha and I would show you a good time.

How long were you together - A couple of years? Of long distance relationship? Wow, that's got to be tough...
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on April 27, 2012, 01:59:40 AM: Yeah ...
I'd NEVER do that again; it's too tough ...

Sorry for your loss, dear ...
You know how and where to find me; quickly, if need-be ....
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: FAH-Q on April 27, 2012, 03:01:45 AM: Fuck all this sympathy. I'm psyched for you! Enough with that wishy washy bullshit, now you can find yourself something much more exciting (and less distant!).
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on April 27, 2012, 04:10:56 AM: I was LEADING to that, but there's 5 stages of loss to go through ...
ACCEPTANCE (step 5) allows that to happen, mate!
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: bagman on April 27, 2012, 11:42:35 AM: Haha I was holding back too; I didn't want to go full bagman on her yet.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: mosh on April 27, 2012, 12:10:27 PM: We all should go back to Japan and sing karaoke...
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on April 27, 2012, 01:32:58 PM: ... and pig-pile!
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: tricky on April 27, 2012, 10:26:13 PM: Trips to Japan cure everything.

Our relationship was 2 years +.

Si- thanks, but now I'm all "woe is me, I'll be alone forever bawwwww". but i know that's dumb.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: tricky on April 27, 2012, 10:34:25 PM: in other news, i have a friend coming to visit me this weekend. she looks like Justin Bieber. take that as you will.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: bagman on April 28, 2012, 02:27:33 AM: (http://www.mrtees.com/images/Expert-Muff-Diver.gif)

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: mosh on April 28, 2012, 03:08:48 AM: Quote from: Thrash on April 27, 2012, 01:32:58 PM
... and pig-pile!

Says the man whose precious eyesight was more important than getting blind in Hiroshima...
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: underclass on April 28, 2012, 09:58:44 AM: Quote from: bagman on April 28, 2012, 02:27:33 AM
(http://www.mrtees.com/images/Expert-Muff-Diver.gif)

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

<--- Lol'd
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on April 30, 2012, 01:15:04 AM: Quote from: mosh on April 28, 2012, 03:08:48 AM
Quote from: Thrash on April 27, 2012, 01:32:58 PM
... and pig-pile!

Says the man whose precious eyesight was more important than getting blind in Hiroshima...
Yeah, I mean, why would I want to do something stupid, like see?!?!?
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: mosh on May 03, 2012, 06:36:08 AM: Pfft, seeing's way over-rated...
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on May 05, 2012, 08:44:31 PM: What would the point of "seeing" Japan have been in that case?
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: FAH-Q on May 06, 2012, 09:26:43 PM: The food.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on May 07, 2012, 01:11:36 AM: Yeah, my taste would still be working ...
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: bagman on May 07, 2012, 10:31:07 PM: Brook, did you dive too deep and forget to come up for air?
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Tru on May 08, 2012, 01:40:20 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on May 06, 2012, 09:26:43 PM
The food.

Eyeballs!
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: tricky on May 10, 2012, 10:12:29 PM: Quote from: bagman on May 07, 2012, 10:31:07 PM
Brook, did you dive too deep and forget to come up for air?

huh?

sorry bro i didn't go down on my friend.

EDIT By Thrash: Fixed the bad "quote" tag ...
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on May 11, 2012, 04:17:36 PM: ... and that's a DAMN SHAME!
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: FAH-Q on May 11, 2012, 04:50:56 PM: CENSORSHIP! CENSORSHIP!
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: bagman on May 12, 2012, 01:03:25 AM: Hadn't heard from you in a while, after you said your lesbian friend was coming to visit.

Not too far fetched to think you got Bieber-fever. Or beaver-fever actually.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on May 12, 2012, 11:36:33 PM: Ahhh, I forgot about that!

Quote from: FAH-Q on May 11, 2012, 04:50:56 PM
CENSORSHIP! CENSORSHIP!
This is why I demand "EDIT:" tags explaining the EDIT ...
Hahaha ....
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: FAH-Q on May 14, 2012, 01:26:29 AM: Haha yeah man I know. Just making fun of myself!
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: fyrenza on May 14, 2012, 08:16:32 AM: Hope it's all settled down to a dull roar for you, Tricky ~
get out there, and enjoy the spring!
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on May 15, 2012, 08:28:48 PM: Yeah, and hopefully avoid THIS (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,225.0.html) again!
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Tru on May 15, 2012, 08:44:51 PM: Hahahaha I think I have now learned more about Trick than I ever wanted to know. That thread was pretty funny though.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: bagman on May 15, 2012, 11:53:00 PM: Classic l-g lore.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: FAH-Q on May 16, 2012, 12:17:18 PM: [alan] classic! [/alan]
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on May 17, 2012, 04:04:41 PM: There's a lot of quotes in the QB as a result of it ...
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: bagman on May 29, 2012, 11:57:27 PM: So what's the deal tricky? Fill us in - are you playing the field?
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on May 30, 2012, 12:46:20 AM: ..... annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd there he goes!
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: tricky on May 30, 2012, 08:38:02 PM: i went on an okc date. probably not going out with that person again.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Ineptunian on May 30, 2012, 08:41:46 PM: Quote from: tricky on May 30, 2012, 08:38:02 PM
i went on an okc date. probably not going out with that person again.

Lemme guess, he wasn't into the clam taco?
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: bagman on May 31, 2012, 12:46:12 AM: I feel like it's a competition now. I've been with a whore and had 0 dates in 6 months.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Commie on May 31, 2012, 10:30:19 AM: Quote from: Thrash on May 15, 2012, 08:28:48 PM
Yeah, and hopefully avoid THIS (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,225.0.html) again!
\

ahahahah! yes. Great read.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on June 01, 2012, 12:58:23 PM: Quote from: tricky on May 30, 2012, 08:38:02 PM
i went on an okc date. probably not going out with that person again.
Quote from: Commie on May 31, 2012, 10:30:19 AM
Quote from: Thrash on May 15, 2012, 08:28:48 PM
Yeah, and hopefully avoided THIS (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,225.0.html) again!
ahahahah! yes. Great read.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: daisymae on June 01, 2012, 03:01:19 PM: That thread happened right around the time I joined here. I am happy to share an anniversary with tricky's dress.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: tricky on June 01, 2012, 08:32:09 PM: Quote from: Ineptunian on May 30, 2012, 08:41:46 PM
Quote from: tricky on May 30, 2012, 08:38:02 PM
i went on an okc date. probably not going out with that person again.

Lemme guess, he wasn't into the clam taco?

it was a girl, and i have no idea what she likes sexually.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Zoomie on June 01, 2012, 09:14:35 PM: (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YTvnM-8XRG8/ToCtkAKdCJI/AAAAAAAAAIw/FGva7JUtMD4/s400/home+alone+shocked.jpg)
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: tricky on June 01, 2012, 10:56:44 PM: i do know that she's bisexual, but i don't know her spacific thoughts on vagina. i'm going to assume she is cool with vagina because it sort of comes with the territory.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Tru on June 01, 2012, 11:58:43 PM: Hahahahaha

"i'm going to assume she is cool with vagina because it sort of comes with the territory"
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Zoomie on June 02, 2012, 10:28:30 AM: That's like saying hookers are ok with penis when factually, if they didn't have to feed a $200/day heroin habit they'd sew that shit shut.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on June 02, 2012, 02:18:22 PM: Go, tricky!
Pics next time; or if you do the girl ...

So, you giving up the baloney pony now?
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: tricky on June 03, 2012, 11:26:13 AM: No, i like all genders.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on June 03, 2012, 06:52:16 PM: W3rd2Dat, skyllyt!
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: bagman on June 04, 2012, 01:15:58 AM: This time, the dress snail-trail will be from a woman.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on June 04, 2012, 01:34:06 AM: Pics or it never happened!
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Ineptunian on June 04, 2012, 06:47:00 AM: Quote from: Thrash on June 04, 2012, 01:34:06 AM
Pics or it never happened!

Yes, the council has spoken!
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: tricky on June 05, 2012, 10:21:53 PM: ugh snail trail. gross.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on June 06, 2012, 12:10:02 AM: You gotta expect that fucking with women, you know ...
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: daisymae on June 06, 2012, 10:19:43 AM: Yeah, I always think about that when some woman posts about not wearing underwear. Leaving a snail trail on chairs and such. Not hot.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on June 06, 2012, 01:30:48 PM: There are more than trace amounts of many women's secretions on ALL movie theater seats ...
We won't even go into semen traces ...
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: daisymae on June 06, 2012, 07:59:45 PM: There are semen traces on pretty much everything.

The world is your glory hole.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Zoomie on June 06, 2012, 08:33:24 PM: Oh Daisy, you're so naughty. Can I cum in your hair?
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on June 07, 2012, 04:52:25 PM: /me awaits this reply *
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Ineptunian on June 11, 2012, 04:08:15 PM: Quote from: daisymae on June 06, 2012, 10:19:43 AM
Yeah, I always think about that when some woman posts about not wearing underwear. Leaving a snail trail on chairs and such. Not hot.

So that's what i tasted on the church pews when I was eight. . . .
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on June 12, 2012, 06:47:20 PM: Yeah, your mom was a dirty girl ...
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: daisymae on June 13, 2012, 10:06:15 AM: Quote from: Ineptunian on June 11, 2012, 04:08:15 PM
Quote from: daisymae on June 06, 2012, 10:19:43 AM
Yeah, I always think about that when some woman posts about not wearing underwear. Leaving a snail trail on chairs and such. Not hot.

So that's what i tasted on the church pews when I was eight. . . .

Someone really loves Jesus.
Title: Re: i broke up with my boyfriend
Post by: Thrash on June 13, 2012, 01:47:29 PM: ^5