Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 01:24:00 AM
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Maybe I'll tell you about it tomorrow when I'm not so tired.
A couple facts regarding this date: I feel really gross right now and I'm going to have to get my dress drycleaned because there's semen on it.
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iono. sounds like somebody had a pretty good time.
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Nope. I feel disgusted.
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Haha....Monica.
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way to go for the obvious joke, ziggy.
send him the bill for the dry cleaning. your date, i mean. not danzig.
fuck, send it to danzig, too. and dave. and kyle. somebody will pony up and pay the fucking thing.
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Haha....Monica.
Actually yeah I feel similar to her right now!
way to go for the obvious joke, ziggy.
send him the bill for the dry cleaning. your date, i mean. not danzig.
fuck, send it to danzig, too. and dave. and kyle. somebody will pony up and pay the fucking thing.
I think I love you.... *swoon*
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Take a picture of the stain.
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Ever had your ass dry humped? Ever had your date cum on your tights and get it on your dress and then leave and say "We'll talk, I'm not sure when I'll see you again."
HAHAHAHA thats the social grace of bagman. I mean fine it's not like I'm in love with the guy but if he didn't want to hang out again he could've just said something like "Have a good night, and I'll talk to you later." Not "I don't lnow when I'll see you again." Slightly a step above "Go fuck yourself, bitch."
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Take a picture of the stain.
Maybe tomorrow but it just looks clear not white or anything. Don't think it'll show up in a picture.
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Hahaha, you got sperm p'unked.
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I s'pose so, but I was pretty weird to the guy during the whole hook up. "Don't do that, do this, don't do that, can't do that, yeah I like that. What are you doing??? Ever been fucked in the ass by a girl? Ever swallowed your own semen? Do you spit or swallow when you're giving a guy a BJ? Oh, you don't like guys? Tell your girlfriend I like your valentines day underwear."
I just like fucking with people sometimes...
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And again, I feel dead inside reading this. So. Very. Hollow.
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What? Why? I don't get it.
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There was this one time I shot in my own mouth......by accident, let me clarify.
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So you wierded him out totally and he doesn't want to screw you again.... correct?
Seriously, if a chick was trying to fuck with me I'd figure out a way of fucking with her even more for being an idiot. Just leaving like that is a valid mind-game.
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Dry humping? In my day we'd just fuck in the car in her driveway, go out for a burger and if she liked me, and I liked her, we'd fuck again. That was a typical first date in the 70s. AIDS ruined everything.
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Yeah... I'm not fucking someone I barely know b/c of std's. You can get them even if you use a condom.
On another note, I feel better today and am glad I had this experience because now I know 100% for sure that I do not like hooking up with someone I barely know.
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you need that special Mormon sex sheet.
that'll keep the diseases off.
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I can't reply in this thread because anything I might say would surely get me in trouble with my girlfriend.
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So you wierded him out totally and he doesn't want to screw you again.... correct?
Seriously, if a chick was trying to fuck with me I'd figure out a way of fucking with her even more for being an idiot. Just leaving like that is a valid mind-game.
If a guy can't handle my jokes, then he's not a guy I would want to hang out with anyways.
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yeah, but it sounds like you tried to be a smartass and are surprised that he's being impolite back. Maybe you were kidding, I dunno, just going from what you posted first up
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I can't reply in this thread because anything I might say would surely get me in trouble with my boyfriend.
You homos are so repressed...
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FLAMINGLY REPRESSED!
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like a wet flannel
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He was dry humping you and came?
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Dry hump FTW!
What do you expect from bagman anyway?
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It wasn't bagman. He wishes.
yeah he was like dry humping my butt then I guess he whipped it out and came on my clothing.
Ugh. That guy was fucking hot but I'm way creeped out by him now...
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It wasn't bagman. He wishes.
yeah he was like humping my butt then I guess he whipped it out and came on my clothing.
Ugh. That guy was fucking hot but I'm way creeped out by him now...
wtf? was this your first date? what a creep.
but i am curious as to why you were face-down/ass-up with your clothes still on.
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yeah it was the first date.
because i didnt wanna have sex but he kept laying on top of me, kissing me/ humping me then we started talking about butt stuff and then he asked me to lay on my stomach then he started doing various other things. i didnt wanna get naked because i totally wasnt wanting to have sex and i thought it would lead to it.
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Yeah, me too ...
You know, if you were a wise-ass to, well ...
I'd do it back in such a way that you'd be scarred for life ...
Either way; it's so fucking H-O-T!
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didnt wanna get naked because i totally wasnt wanting to have sex and i thought it would lead to it.
Quote Box ...
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If he was going to soil you he could at least have done it in your hair.
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i was messing with him in a playful way not a mean way...
i have lots off freaky interests and wanted to ensure that this guy was open to these things if there were to be some sort of FB situation with him in the future... but now i'm just creeped out and don't care.
and Thrash why is that a quote? is that silly? taking off clothes is like the gateway to sex. it's like how they said marijuana is the gateway drug to more serious drugs. taking clothes off is the gateway to more intense sexual activities. :P
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But the funny part is that you seem not entirely sure getting naked would lead to sex. I'll bet you fall for that "just the tip" game too.
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hahaha
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But the funny part that seem not entirely sure getting naked would lead to sex. I'll bet you fall for that "just the tip" game too.
Exactly ...
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But the funny part is that you seem not entirely sure getting naked would lead to sex. I'll bet you fall for that "just the tip" game too.
Well of course I know, if he got me naked he'd try his damndest to have sex with me but I wouldn't go for it anyways if I didn't want to.
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Why would you have been naked with him otherwise?
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THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T GET NAKED! :P
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You didn't sound convincing at first ...
You know, I'm still not sure what happened to you and how, to tell you the truth ...
I'm still turned on though, however, I'm just saying ...
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Yeah. I seem to tell stories in bits and pieces in no certain chronological order here on LG.
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Exactly; I'm just not getting it ...
Apparently he THINKS he did ...
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Now that I'm picturing this bizarre situation in my head I just jizzed... in... my... pants.
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But the funny part is that you seem not entirely sure getting naked would lead to sex. I'll bet you fall for that "just the tip" game too.
Well of course I know, if he got me naked he'd try his damndest to have sex with me but I wouldn't go for it anyways if I didn't want to.
You still seem like you're unsure if you wanted to; meh, he got his (and then cleared the route), that's all that matters ...
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Alright I'm getting a semi.
In some other dimension, we'd be a match.
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You still seem like you're unsure if you wanted to; meh, he got his (and then cleared the route), that's all that matters ...
No I didn't want to. Yeah he got whatever and I got him the fuck out of my apartment.
Now that I'm picturing this bizarre situation in my head I just jizzed... in... my... pants.
Hot.
Alright I'm getting a semi.
In some other dimension, we'd be a match.
Hahahaha
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This is the most confusing story ever. You're like a high school girl who got all nasty but doesn't want to admit it so she makes up some nonsensical excuse for why she has jiz all over her.
Except you didn't have to tell us any of this, we never knew you had jiz all over you.
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The dude likes to jizz on small birds, so what? I like to jizz on large beasts.
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i know people have said it to you before but...
you are the weirdest dude i've ever not-met.
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Yar.
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What a great, jiggling mass of utter nonsense.
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Jiggling udders.....mmmmm......
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The dude likes to jizz on small birds, so what? I like to jizz on large beasts.
Sometimes I wish I could travel back in time to j/o on a Brontosaurus and see if he would notice before his species went extinct.
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The dude likes to jizz on small birds, so what? I like to jizz on large beasts.
Sometimes I wish I could travel back in time to j/o on a Brontosaurus and see if he would notice before his species went extinct.
Who's stopping you?
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Who's stopping you?
Let's go together.
(http://heroeswiki.com/images/7/79/Hiro_Ando_teleport.jpg)
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Save the Brontosaurus, save the world!
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JESUS CHRIST WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO A RAGING FAG FEST?
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JESUS CHRIST WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO A RAGING FAG FEST?
You don't wanna time travel with us to jizz on dinosaurs? :'(
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yeah okay, that's better.
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There's a catch though, you can't come unless you can come.
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i can come! sometimes it just takes a while. but with the time traveling abilities i'm sure that won't be a problem.
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Another detail thats missing is how long the dry hump lasted.
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Wait.......are we fucking dinosaurs?
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When I travel back in time my ejaculation un-splatters and reconvenes to reverse enter my penis, flow into my balls, and evaporate.
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aaagh, you're like magics
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*claps*
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What a great, jiggling mass of utter nonsense.
I fully agree.
Thrash now knows the entire story because I told him the whole goddamn thing from beginning to end over the phone. Congrats to Thrash.
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Did you scratch the stain after it dried to see if it left a stiff spot or not?
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No.
This thread makes me wantr to shit out gold chains.
(http://www.therimbastore.com/SylvieWebPics/BAV34-1.jpg)
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are those the ones you've shit out so far?
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This thread makes me want to cry.
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Thrash now knows the entire story because I told him the whole goddamn thing from beginning to end over the phone. Congrats to Thrash.
Which means I'll hear it chinese whispers style. The guy had a purple monkey dishwasher.
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i can come! sometimes it just takes a while. but with the time traveling abilities i'm sure that won't be a problem.
... and she's cute as heel (sounding) when she does!
What a great, jiggling mass of utter nonsense.
I fully agree.
Thrash now knows the entire story because I told him the whole goddamn thing from beginning to end over the phone. Congrats to Thrash.
Well, it was a barter, was it not?
hahaha ...
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shhh, dave! don't talk about me like that now, i'm somebody's mom!
::)
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At my age, that's even hotter ...
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Mr. Hump My Ass and Cum just texted me, "Hey whats up?"
WTF are you kidding me??? What a tool.
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oh, c'mon. if you didn't scare him off with all that weird talk about fucking him in the ass he might be worth a second chance.
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Nope. He creeps me right the fuck out.
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well, that's a valid reason. for you, i mean.
i think i tend to gravitate towards the creepy guys.
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He creeps me out in a "one step away from date rape" kinda way.
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It's a
fun fine line to walk ...
Mr. DRY-Hump My Ass and Cum just texted me, "Hey whats up?"
WTF are you kidding me??? What a tool.
I fixed that for you ...
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Well did you reply?
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I said "Not much." Then he replied and asked me what I did on Saturday. I didn't respond to that one.
It's very anticlimactic.
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W3rd ...
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SKANK
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DRUGGIE
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If a guy can't handle my jokes, then he's not a guy I would want to hang out with anyways.
pun intended!
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Well of course I know, if he got me naked he'd try his damndest to have sex with me but I wouldn't go for it anyways if I didn't want to.
I've never slept with a girl who I didn't nail the first night/first time I tried. Once they deny me sex I shut down that avenue of thought so I don't come off as creepy. There have been a few times I could tell one of these denier chicks wanted it later, but fuck that. I don't need to be jerked around. Now it's her turn to feel unwanted.
EDIT: OK there's a slight exception that's ahppened to me only once. The chick is allowed to change her mind the same night after denying me. That delights me.
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Like I said, I felt that I was being pressured. It was a turn off. I don't know why I felt like I could give myself a chance to get into it, I should've just kicked him out. And I definitely don't want to go out with him again.
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He was dry humping you and came?
Seriously. Especially with you telling him all kinds of stuff that clearly didn't turn him on. If he could still get himself off despite all that from just dry humping, the dude would probably last like 2.67 seconds if you actually screwed him.
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Maybe he's into humiliation.
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Ahhhh ...
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...can't do that, yeah I like that. What are you doing???"
so, uh... what WAS he doing?
I mean, I've NEVER been in a sexual situation where I was asked "what are you doing???"
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...can't do that, yeah I like that. What are you doing???"
so, uh... what WAS he doing?
I mean, I've NEVER been in a sexual situation where I was asked "what are you doing???"
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS
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"surprise! it's in your bum!"
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"What are you doing"? really means "Why the fuck are you trying to undress me when I just said I wasn't going to have sex with you?"
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this sounds less retarded and more traumatising.
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(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/invisible_suprise_buttsecks.jpg)
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yep, looks pretty traumatic.
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That made me laugh ...
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premature ejaculation from dry humping and dirty talk? you fuckin' with high school boys or somethin'? you lemme know when you want a man friend.
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hahaha
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you lemme know when you want a man friend.
Yes please!
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I just phoned this dude that's about a mile up the street; he saw that coming as well ...
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Overused.
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I have to say that I can relate to this thread. When I was younger I went home with this guy and as we were making out he came in his pants. I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't.. It was REAL LIFE.
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That happened to me once.
I was 11.
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I didn't know that actually happened.
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Maybe your nuts are non-functional due to excessive drug use.
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Maybe???
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Yeah seriously, they probably are partially defective.
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I have to say that I can relate to this thread. When I was younger I went home with this guy and as we were making out he came in his pants. I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't.. It was REAL LIFE.
I'm glad this story wasn't about me.
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The girl you were with at that time doesn't post here ...
YET ...
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Often, I wish I could finish prematurely.
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try dry-humping someone that's still in their clothes?
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Like tricky.
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(http://mediabullseye.com/mb/storyphotos/funny-pictures-captain-obvious-cat.jpg)
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well, you know, there are the less observant out there...
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huh? Who?
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DURRRRRRRR
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This guy texted me last night asking me what I was up to. Emp & C very easily could've convinced me when I was drunk to message him back and say "Drycleaning my dress", but they either forgot to tell me to do it when we were all drunk or were nice and didn't make me do it.
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Damn, I can't wait to get you drunk.
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Why; do you want to do her dry cleaning?
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Ok, so as I said, that guy texted me last night asking what I was up to. I didn't respond. Then, this afternoon he AGAIN texted me asking what I was up to. Man, dry humping my ass must've been the best thing he's ever done in his life or something.
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Or you have a fantastic, unbelievably rotund, soft and supple, ass. I wonder if they have a clone-an-ass mold?
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I dont even want to read the preceding posts.
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I dont even want to read the preceding posts.
dude you wander the boards posting pussy pumping videos.
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Yeah, but I get all queasy about bagman posting about moulding ass... I really dont need to know about that. He's already moulded far more than I need to know about.
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Nono, it's tricky's ass; let he boy speak ...
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I have to say that I can relate to this thread. When I was younger I went home with this guy and as we were making out he came in his pants. I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't.. It was REAL LIFE.
I sort of met this guy tonight... he was my bartender. Haha. For real.
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Wait what?
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Maybe baggy's comming to terms with the real baggy?
If you push that closet door a lil harder...
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Haha come on numbnuts.
When I met up with Sasha last night, she had me follow her into the inside area of the place we were at and pointed out the guy who blew his load prematurely while making out with her. He ended up being my my bartender.
I love it when you get to actually see/meet somebody out of one of our message board stories. Especially when they have no fucking idea who you are at all, and you know an embarassing secret about them. Hahaha I just smiled when I got my drink. Did give him a $5.50 tip on my $4.50 tab.
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Did it work? Did he come?
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For a $5+ tip I would have.
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For a $5+ tip I would have.
....just the tip?
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Bahaha. Nice one, eitje!
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I love it when you get to actually see/meet somebody out of one of our message board stories. Especially when they have no fucking idea who you are at all, and you know an embarassing secret about them. Hahaha I just smiled when I got my drink. Did give him a $5.50 tip on my $4.50 tab.
The question is; did he give pay for and tip him BEFORE he ordered the drink?
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Wow. He just texted me AGAIN. I told him straight up that I didn't want to go out again. Ugh.
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Did you tell him there was a new clone cock in your life now?
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Hahahaha now you are catching on!
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The question is; did he give pay for and tip him BEFORE he ordered the drink?
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Quoting yourself on LG is the new cool thing to do.
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It is, it really is!
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Personally, I love quoting myself.
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Hahahaha now you are catching on!
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It is, it really is!
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Next time he texts you, send him the URL to this thread.
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Next time he texts you, send him the URL to this thread.
You just got a cool point.
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Wow what an awesome idea! haha
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Seriously!
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hahaha ....
I'm all in on this ...
EDIT: A fucking smiley face? HOW!?!?
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http://www.fmylife.com/love/836792 (http://www.fmylife.com/love/836792)
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
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He missed.
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http://www.fmylife.com/love/836792 (http://www.fmylife.com/love/836792)
Tonight, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to a bar and got alcoholic beverages. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, I put my hand on his ass and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
Fixed
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i wonder if he's dry humped other ladies butts and came on them? you could start a support group and meet at the bar where he works. that shit would be funny.
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Dude, I already fixed that one in the FMyLife.Com thread ...
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my ass and said, "Soon this will be stained with my seed." FML
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i wonder if he's dry humped other ladies butts and came on them? you could start a support group and meet at the bar where he works. that shit would be funny.
He thought he could convince me to let him fuck my butt. I already said "I'm not going to have sex with you". What a fucktard that guy is.
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i wonder if he's dry humped other ladies butts and came on them? you could start a support group and meet at the bar where he works. that shit would be funny.
He thought he could convince me to let him fuck my butt. I already said "I'm not going to have sex with you". What a fucktard that guy is.
a dude has got to show me he's worth letting in my back door. no way he's sticking it in there before he sticks it in a few other choice spots.
that's weird.
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Well I said "I have my period" (even though I didn't) so maybe he thought he'd convince me to let him in door #2.
The thought of that guy doing anything sexual with me makes me want to hurl.
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a dude has got to show me he's worth letting in my back door.
how much does he have to be worth? like .50 cents? a dollar?
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p.s. i'll save your butt for last trickster.
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Dating sounds so scary these days...
I can't believe a guy would think it was ok to just whip it out and hose you down. wtf was he thinking.
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He was thinking even if I blow this I still win.
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lol
Maybe he thought she'd like a nice parting gift?
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Dating sounds so scary these days...
I can't believe a guy would think it was ok to just whip it out and hose you down. he was thinking with his dick.
fixed
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Do I have to post another Capt. Obvious pic here?
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I'll be good I promise.
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He was thinking even if I blow this I still win.
pun intended!
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he was thinking "this girls totally going to let me do whatever I want here"
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Do I have to post another Capt. Obvious pic here?
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(http://www.gamersince.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/captain_obvious.jpg)
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Hey tricky, my boyfriend just texted me repeatedly that he wants to break up so I guess that I will soon join you in the dating scene. Book deal, here we come!
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Hawt!
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Come, my little sex kittens....
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As if....
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Like, gag me with a spoon!
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... or a cock
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Def a cock. Thick and veiny.
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How would you know?
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Just what I think it would take to choke him.
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Wow, you guys sure are fags. Love talking about thick veiny cocks, eh?
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No. We love to talk about thick veiny cocks gagging you.
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We love to talk about thick veiny cocks gagging you.
....because that's much less gay.
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No please keep talking about it, this pleases me.
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ANNNNNND ....
Cue the downfall of her rehab ....
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Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Please don't stop your treatment Sasha.
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Sasha's daddy told her to go to rehab.....she said no, no, no.
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Third time that joke's been used; success!
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Trifecta!
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More of a pick-3, really.
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Odds, please?
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Not long odds, not for a fairly can't-miss cultural reference joke like that. Let's say each joke would have won it's resepective race as a fairly heavy favourite over the other, more hit-or-miss jokes. So let's take an example from today's results. Today's last 3 races at Fairmount Park were won with each of the winning horses not paying that much on a win ticket:
#2 Flying Cayman won the 6th and paid 3.40 to win
#1 Runaround Jonnie won the 7th and paid 6.40 to win
#2 Wildwood Pegasus won the 8th and paid 3.80 to win
(All based on a $2 ticket, of course.)
The winning 2-1-2 $1 Pick 3 paid $8.90.
Of course, that number varies not just by the odds of each winning horse, but by how much was bet on the Pick 3. Not being privy to their formulas, but knowing that the pool was $1057, which seems pretty standard for them (Fairmount Park isn't a very big or popular track, so the pools tend to be smaller), I reckon that the payoff of $8.90 is about right for the payoffs of the 3 winning horses. Or in other words the odds are fairly standard and not too skewed by an inflated pool on the Pick 3.
Crystal?
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I understood both posts :(
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I understood both posts :(
I understood this one.
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I understood both posts :(
I understood this one.
I understood yours :-*
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I understood both posts :(
I understood this one.
I understood yours :-*
e) all the above
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I understood both posts :(
I understood this one.
I understood yours :-*
e) all the above
WTF are you tools jabbering about?
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About all the above, man ...
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WTF are you tools jabbering about?
Horse bet payoffs, server software specifications, and the usual banter.
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I'm surprised it took us this long to dislogde the thread, personally ...
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Just not trying hard enough these days...
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We're older and more laid back now ...
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Back to the topic at hand: four days ago he starts chatting with me on AIM. After a bunch of one word answers on my part he quit talking to me.
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He's STILL trying?
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Tricky is the plan B.
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Apparently he's bankrupt on a Plan C ....
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Given he hasent taken the hint; no suprise.
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The plan B? What does that mean?
Hahaha you guys think I'm some loser, but at least my mom thinks I'm cool.
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Get you mum to write you a personals add then.
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Uhm, I'm not thinking her mom knows as much as we (well I) do ...
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Uhm, I'm not thinking her mom knows as much as we (well I) do ...
Are you referring to the cum stain?
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I'm referring to a lot of things ....
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Uhm, I'm not thinking her mom knows as much as we (well I) do ...
Are you referring to the cum stain?
About all the above, man ...
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That too ...
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What a fucking fag. This is from JUST NOW:
Jizz on your dress guy: hey whats up?
me: not much, working
Jizz on your dress guy: how is life treating you?
me: good
Why is he chatting to me??? Must be really bored.
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I think I should trick him somehow. Invite him over to my house, have another guy there already and tell him I'll fuck him if he sucks the other guys cock. But then not fuck him. He seems desperate enough that this may work!
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Or, if he actually sucks a cock it's because he's GAY and instead of humiliating him you just made his day!
Play her off, keyboard cat...
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I think to truly get revenge, you'd need the other guy to hide in the closet and twack it, then when this guy is on you again, have the other guy run in and jizz on the seat of his pants.
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I think to truly get revenge, you'd need the other guy to hide in the closet and twack it, then when this guy is on you again, have the other guy run in and jizz on the seat of his pants.
Now that's a plan!
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For serious.
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I like the way you think, Lothar.
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I think to truly get revenge, you'd need the other guy to hide in the closet and twack it, then when this guy is on you again, have the other guy run in and jizz on the seat of his pants.
I am NOT helping you with this.
Just to be clear. NOT.
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God damn it.
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I however, am all in
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God damn it.
Put some thought into this from your perspective...
You want me to fix your closet door, just so that I can hide in it and watch you get hot & heavy with some dude?
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Yeah, but then you jizz on his pants, it's all good.
NIck, thanks, you're a true friend.
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Luke doesn't move like a cheetah. I don't think he could jizz on the guys pants before the guy notices a big and tall guy sprinting towards him in chuck taylors with his pants to his knees.
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lolz
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I'd take my pants off! duh.
IF I were going to do something like this.
Which I'm not.
I haven't even put much thought into how it could be performed successfully.
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You should do a dry run at your house before you do it at Tricky's place.
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pix plz
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Make it your whack off regimen for a few weeks so you'll be all ready to go when the time is right. It'll be like 2nd nature...
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Make it your whack off regimen for a few weeks so you'll be all ready to go when the time is right. It'll be like 2nd nature...
I'm not sure what this means. Hide in a closet while I masturbate?
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Duh, yes silly! ::)
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Luke doesn't move like a cheetah. I don't think he could jizz on the guys pants before the guy notices a big and tall guy sprinting towards him in chuck taylors with his pants to his knees.
But that's part of the fun. The guy will be all "WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT COMING AT ME?!?! WHAT'S HE DOING?!?! OH MY GOD!!!"
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I would totally make this happen just for everyones amusement.
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Tricky.. did I ever tell you I loved you??
I'm still loling here
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Luke doesn't move like a cheetah. I don't think he could jizz on the guys pants before the guy notices a big and tall guy sprinting towards him in chuck taylors with his pants to his knees.
i actually laughed so hard i cried.
all i can picture is luke with one hand on his dick and the other pressing his glasses to his face, waddling as fast as he can towards a very surprised man.
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And THAT made me LOL.
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Me too LOLZ
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ROFLMAO
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Wow this saga is still going on? Tricky, why haven't you manned up and told the creep to go cum on somebody else's dress yet?
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I told him I didn't want to go out with him again. Can't get much more direct than that.
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You could smack him in the mouth with a tire iron, that's pretty direct.
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Would it get the point across to YOU, man?
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Nah.
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Hahahaha ....
That's what I thought ...
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That's foreplay for Dylan.
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It's true.
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Very.
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Hahahahaha ....
Page 2 of this thread is one of the best reads on this board ...
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I know it, at one point I wanted to put the entire page in the quotebox. By now people will have forgotten about it, perfect time to put this link in the box: http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=225.30 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=225.30)
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A funny thread. Right here, people. Read it and relive the humor.
Oh yeah and that guy contacted me at least 5 seperate times asking what I was up to. Idiot.
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What a fucking fag. This is from JUST NOW:
Jizz on your dress guy: hey whats up?
me: not much, working
Jizz on your dress guy: how is life treating you?
me: good
Why is he chatting to me??? Must be really bored.
OMG!!! ROFLMAO,TNTPMP!!!
Jizz on your dress guy: how is life treating you?
me: good GR8! Except these hose and this dress keep, like, STICKING TO EVERYTHING...
Jizz on your dress guy: i thought you LIKED having sex?!?
me: and i thought you were into a little more than just my fucking DRESS and hose-clad ASS, you FUKTARD!
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I read this, and I thought about this thread ....
Today, my daughter admitted she struggles to keep a boyfriend because as soon as she shares with them her kink of fucking guys with strap-ons and occasionally inserting other items into them, they flee. As a father, this was way more info about my daughter's sex life than I can handle. FML
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Um, as a side, fyrenza as I remember was cool.
Back to the point;
Hahaha Did he really run away? Seriously I have no interest in being pounded by another guy, but letting a woman live out a personal ass fantasy is negotiable.
Ever had your ass dry humped? Ever had your date cum on your tights and get it on your dress and then leave and say "We'll talk, I'm not sure when I'll see you again."
HAHAHAHA thats the social grace of bagman. I mean fine it's not like I'm in love with the guy but if he didn't want to hang out again he could've just said something like "Have a good night, and I'll talk to you later." Not "I don't lnow when I'll see you again." Slightly a step above "Go fuck yourself, bitch."
OMG was she talking about Kyle?
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Indirectly, I think ....
I think ...