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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Zoomie on June 01, 2012, 04:19:51 PM

Title: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Zoomie on June 01, 2012, 04:19:51 PM
Zero.
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: daisymae on June 01, 2012, 04:53:37 PM
Oh, sure...Mr Edit.
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Zoomie on June 01, 2012, 05:05:01 PM
The original post looked like a cry for help from a suicidal drunk. That's not what I was trying to convey.
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: daisymae on June 01, 2012, 05:16:46 PM
Not the look you're going for?

Sometimes when you're going through a shitty time, there's just no way to dress it up.
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Zoomie on June 01, 2012, 05:27:14 PM
It referred to the number of women in my life. A year ago it was 5. I reduced it to one. Now it is zero. And I'm going to leave it there for a while.

It became one of those "just when you think that thought you knew, you learned you don't know anything" kind of deals.
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Thrash on June 01, 2012, 05:46:41 PM
Good for you; women are fags anyway!
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Tru on June 01, 2012, 06:07:57 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on June 01, 2012, 05:05:01 PM
The original post looked like a cry for help from a suicidal drunk. That's not what I was trying to convey.

Hahahahahhahahahahahhahhah!
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: mosh on June 02, 2012, 10:05:11 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on June 01, 2012, 05:27:14 PM
It referred to the number of women in my life. A year ago it was 5. I reduced it to one. Now it is zero. And I'm going to leave it there for a while.

It became one of those "just when you think that thought you knew, you learned you don't know anything" kind of deals.

Does that mean you've broken up with Dave?
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Zoomie on June 02, 2012, 10:25:55 AM
I said women, not androgynous protosimians.
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Thrash on June 02, 2012, 02:19:24 PM
Yeah, and we've been broken up for years, man ...
We're just "good friends" now; which we're ALL cool with; you know?
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Tru on June 02, 2012, 03:06:58 PM
>>protosimians<<

That's a cool word.
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Commie on June 02, 2012, 07:50:24 PM
Bitches be crazy yo.

Back when i got my heart broken i thought about becoming full blown queer.. but then i remembered vaginas are gross and bitches be crazy.  :-\

alcohol and a lifetime supply of batteries. 

Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Zoomie on June 02, 2012, 08:26:16 PM
While it is true, bitches truly all be crazy and differ only by degree, vaginas are only gross if you let them be gross.

WASH THE COOCHIE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbrPROjJjGw#)

I like the vagina too much to give it up while I still got all my parts working.
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: bagman on June 02, 2012, 09:11:02 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on June 02, 2012, 08:26:16 PM
I like the vagina too much to give it up while I still got all my parts working.

So when your parts stop working, you're going for the cock meat sandwiches?
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Zoomie on June 02, 2012, 09:22:34 PM
No. Don't weave me into your fantasies Kyle.
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Thrash on June 03, 2012, 06:25:54 PM
PickleWeasel
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: daisymae on June 05, 2012, 08:44:55 PM
I've never understood having more than one other.

I don't share.
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Thrash on June 06, 2012, 12:08:31 AM
We're men; it's different ....
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Tru on June 06, 2012, 01:23:15 AM
Might as well say it, it's different.
But not SO different.
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Thrash on June 06, 2012, 01:42:02 AM
Well, age plays a factor to that statement ...
... kinda

... you know, I can't just generalize; it's still easier for men in most cases
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Zoomie on June 06, 2012, 08:02:29 AM
OK so I was alone for 5 years, then I was faithful in a relationship for 5 years so for a few months I went a little cooze happy.

It's not different. Most of you know I am terminally monogamous. I just gave that a short break.
Title: Re: For Those Of You Who Have Been Keeping Score:
Post by: Thrash on June 06, 2012, 01:25:15 PM
.... and JOE BLESS YOU for doing so!