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Title: My New Avatar
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 02:35:49 PM
This would be it, but it would be too small to really enjoy that way.

(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/79735-3/Treadmill_gangsta.gif)
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: katie on March 27, 2009, 03:43:20 PM
this is my worst fear about going to the treadmill section of my gym.
as in, im afraid someone is gonna get run off and slam into me while walking to my machine.

not the dancing part. id love to see that at my gym.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 04:04:07 PM
I especially love how the guy's flip flops go flying off his feet.

It's like the icing on the cake.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Thrash on March 27, 2009, 05:40:17 PM
hahahaha ....
It's up there with my recent avatars ...
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 05:54:14 PM
Sorry to break it to you, but your stick figure humping the words "your mom" is LAME.

My avatar, on the other hand, of Billy Corgan with a red boa on, holding a red rose in his bloody mouth, is quite awesome in its ridiculousness.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Thrash on March 27, 2009, 06:05:27 PM
You should've seen my He-Man ...
I'd show you, but it'd just remind you of your date last night ...
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: underclass on March 27, 2009, 08:22:53 PM
Dahahahahaha!   (at Krsna
Quote
and
Dave)
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: psychopathetic on March 27, 2009, 11:49:31 PM
http://discharges.org/h/0803/

but, yanno, everyone should look through the whole history if they haven't seen it.

http://discharges.org/h/
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 11:51:52 PM
OMG love it.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: katie on March 28, 2009, 12:29:24 AM
Sorry to break it to you, but your stick figure humping the words "your mom" is LAME.

dit
to
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Thrash on March 29, 2009, 02:35:17 AM
If/When I post my other avatar, you'll eat a bowl of dicks ....
... it's that good!
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: mosh on March 29, 2009, 02:39:33 AM
I posted my patented dog hump panther gif... I love that gif
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Thrash on March 29, 2009, 02:57:34 AM
I told you, I archived it ....
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: FAH-Q on March 29, 2009, 01:05:25 PM
I especially love how the guy's flip flops go flying off his feet.

It's like the icing on the cake.

Seriously. It fucking makes it.

Does anyone remember that fucked up skateboard crash at the x games a couple years ago, where the guy just fell straight the fuck onto the middle of the halfpipe, and his shoes flew off? That was pretty fucking funny. And painful-looking.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Libertine on March 29, 2009, 01:42:57 PM
Skateboarder slams into ramp from 50 feet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGLM_86izrA#hq)

Skip to start at 0:17
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: katie on March 29, 2009, 01:51:21 PM
when i saw that happen i got nauseous. it made me think 'what if one's actual feet could fly off fairly easily if the shoes just shoot off like that?' and then i tried to imagine how it would feel to have your feet shoot off your body.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Thrash on March 29, 2009, 01:51:58 PM
Ok, now, where's the avatar version of it?
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Doormouse on March 30, 2009, 11:18:28 PM
what shoes fell off? I see no shoes falling off in the xsportsvid
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: FAH-Q on March 31, 2009, 04:15:23 PM
They more like exploded off. It almost looked as if his whole feet flew off, rather than just his shoes.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: mosh on April 05, 2009, 12:32:49 AM
I watch it at work when I space out...

I get people walking past my desk watching it... they laugh.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Tru on April 05, 2009, 05:07:50 AM
You guys must have better monitors than I do because I didn't see any feet exploding. Only a small dot that could have been a shoe I suppose, but it was to fast to tell.

Anyway I found an avatar for Zoomie.

(http://www.virtualmechanics.com/products/dwarf/features/image/DWARFVS.JPG)

I know it is a commercial logo, but doesn't it seem to fit?
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: underclass on April 05, 2009, 06:45:30 AM
I'm realy drunk as I post thin,s, but I think zomeie should accent a D&dD avate r beaue he's a bitc h
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: mosh on April 05, 2009, 07:13:49 AM
Anyway I found an avatar for Zoomie.

(http://www.virtualmechanics.com/products/dwarf/features/image/DWARFVS.JPG)

I know it is a commercial logo, but doesn't it seem to fit?


Close, can you make the beard more reddish?
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Tru on April 05, 2009, 01:55:40 PM
Yes that is possible. Let me save it to my hard drive and do a little paint shop on it.
I'll be busy all day though so maybe I'll get around to it this evening.  Just for fun.

Any other suggested changes?
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: taiko on April 05, 2009, 02:15:43 PM
make that hammer look more like a beer mug!  :D
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: underclass on April 05, 2009, 06:44:17 PM
Quote
I'm realy drunk as I post thin,s, but I think zomeie should accent a D&dD avate r beaue he's a bitc h

sake oops
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Zoomie on April 05, 2009, 07:00:25 PM
I'd hit you back but when you posted that I was still sleeping off last night.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Zoomie on April 05, 2009, 07:42:13 PM
Speaking of new avatars...
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Drugmoth on April 05, 2009, 07:49:23 PM
Speaking of.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Tru on April 06, 2009, 12:49:47 AM
(http://www.sitesled.com/members/consist/mosh/zoom.jpg)
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: taiko on April 06, 2009, 12:52:54 AM
(http://www.sitesled.com/members/consist/mosh/zoom.jpg)
That's...  uncanny.
Good work!
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: mosh on April 06, 2009, 04:44:55 AM
hahaha that's awesome Tru
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 06, 2009, 09:14:10 AM
Nice!

Now photoshop in a fat chick!
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: psychopathetic on April 06, 2009, 09:16:09 AM
Nice!

Now photoshop in a fat chick!

plenty of images to be found at my livejournal

see, the key is to make the joke about yourself before anyone else can. then it doesn't hurt so awfully bad.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: taiko on April 06, 2009, 09:27:08 AM
plenty of images to be found at my livejournal

where do you think zoomie's been for the last 2 days?
he can't stop!
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Zoomie on April 06, 2009, 12:46:30 PM
Yes, PS in a fat Sarah. I might actually use it if you do.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Tru on April 06, 2009, 01:34:12 PM
>>plenty of images to be found at my livejournal<<

You got any that look a little cartoonish and include viking dress? 

Maybe I should have the fat chick swinging a rolling pin at his shield while screaming,

" You bastard, you better not be too drunk to fuck! "


edit:

Btw Sarah I actually used the color of your hair in one of the images posted here to color his beard. hehehe
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Drugmoth on April 06, 2009, 01:47:19 PM
Nice!

Now photoshop in a fat chick!

plenty of images to be found at my livejournal

see, the key is to make the joke about yourself before anyone else can. then it doesn't hurt so awfully bad.

LOL.  Quotebox.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Thrash on April 07, 2009, 12:57:08 AM
Hmmmm ....
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Libertine on April 08, 2009, 02:32:28 AM
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg106/clancyz/ouch.gif)
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: FAH-Q on May 16, 2009, 06:07:01 PM
Play him off, keyboard cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAepgZ5iM5k#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Drugmoth on May 17, 2009, 12:12:54 PM
Play him off, keyboard cat. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ndx_IdlUQU#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 17, 2009, 05:00:02 PM
Damn, good find Si. I've never seen better treadmill breakdancing in my life.

You know that dude in Dylan's video got fucked up.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: FAH-Q on May 17, 2009, 05:30:37 PM
Yeah. I laughed, then felt kinda shitty about it cuz he clearly got fucked and was in a wheelchair to begin with!
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Drugmoth on May 17, 2009, 07:20:27 PM
Talk about the Darwin version of monkey see monkey apparently cannot do.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Drugmoth on May 17, 2009, 07:25:50 PM
Play him off, keyboard cat. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqAypbgaUKM#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: taiko on May 17, 2009, 10:04:19 PM
that last video was AWESOME.

I wonder how many times internet-savvy parents have had that same conversation.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Drugmoth on May 17, 2009, 10:16:00 PM
That was the best Dad ever.  "No, YOU don't understand! You're making an ass out of yourself for ALL ETERNITY!"

BROTHEL!  (that's the new ROFL)
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 18, 2009, 09:39:00 AM
That was the best Dad ever.  "No, YOU don't understand! You're making an ass out of yourself for ALL ETERNITY!"
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 18, 2009, 09:51:49 AM
This one had tears coming out of my eyes.

Play him off, Keyboard Cat! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WSg7dcKFzg#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 18, 2009, 12:53:40 PM
Keyboard cat gets pretty dark sometimes.

Play her off, keyboard cat. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaLCQMKkCo4#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: hip on May 18, 2009, 01:51:21 PM
i used to try to scare my parents all the time when i was little. they always got so mad at me.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: FAH-Q on May 18, 2009, 02:02:29 PM
"Oh... shit."
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Drugmoth on May 18, 2009, 05:17:16 PM
Wow, I've never seen someone's water break.....that was way more liquid than I had imagined.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: taiko on May 18, 2009, 11:35:40 PM
i used to try to scare my parents all the time when i was little. they always got so mad at me.
You should keep doing it!
Call them up tomorrow morning and tell them "I'm pregnant, and I'm not sure which guy is the father."
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 18, 2009, 11:41:50 PM
No way, she should tell them "I'm pregnant, and I think it's time you met my friend Tyronne."
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: taiko on May 19, 2009, 12:00:36 AM
We can compromise, Krsna!

Call them up tomorrow morning and tell them "I'm pregnant, and I'm not sure if the black guy or the mexican guy is the father."
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: tricky on May 19, 2009, 12:14:20 AM
We can compromise, Krsna!

Call them up tomorrow morning and tell them "I'm pregnant, and I'm not sure if my friend Tyrone or my friend Jose is the father."
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: taiko on May 19, 2009, 12:17:18 AM
Call them up tomorrow morning and tell them "I'm pregnant, and I'm not sure if Tyrone the black guy or Jose the mexican guy is the father."
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: tricky on May 19, 2009, 12:19:04 AM
Call them up tomorrow morning and tell them "I'm pregnant, and I'm not sure if krsna the French guy or eitje the asian guy is the father."
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: 13chemicals on May 19, 2009, 03:12:07 AM
omg... keyboard cat is so funny.. hehhahaahY!&(QW@((
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: FAH-Q on May 19, 2009, 05:51:05 PM
Call them up tomorrow morning and tell them "I'm pregnant, and I'm not sure which of the Celtics is the father."
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: Drugmoth on May 19, 2009, 05:55:40 PM
Call them up tomorrow morning and tell them "I'm pregnant, and I'm not sure which of the L-Gers is the father."
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: taiko on May 20, 2009, 12:41:09 AM
Call them up tomorrow morning and tell them "I'm pregnant, and I'm not sure which of the black L-Gers is the father."
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: FAH-Q on May 20, 2009, 01:59:54 AM
There haven't been many, if any.

Black A-Sers were Niglet and Incognegro. Niglet turned out to be some giant white dude (I was shocked!) and Incognegro hasn't been around since late '00ish. Shame, too. He dug Ska-P.
Title: Re: My New Avatar
Post by: taiko on May 20, 2009, 08:11:44 AM
that's where the funny is!