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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Thrash on June 01, 2013, 11:30:43 PM

Title: Zoomie, I Think It's Finally Here; The Ultimate Pickup Line For Fat Chicks!
Post by: Thrash on June 01, 2013, 11:30:43 PM

Quote from: Melissa

Damn, that must be bacon I smell 'cause you be sizzlin'!

Let's all help the Z-Man out with some good pickup lines for fat chicks ...
... although, I'm thinking that one is the ultimate one!

Title: Re: Zoomie, I Think It's Finally Here; The Ultimate Pickup Line For Fat Chicks!
Post by: Tru on June 02, 2013, 12:57:08 AM

Yep, calling her a hot sweaty smelly pig is sure to do the trick.

Title: Re: Zoomie, I Think It's Finally Here; The Ultimate Pickup Line For Fat Chicks!
Post by: Zoomie on June 02, 2013, 08:19:03 AM

"Hi, my name is Dylan, I'm visiting from Maine. Can I interest you in some pie and bondage?"

Works every time. Sometimes I'm Mike from Northern California, sometimes I'm Kyle from Austin, Tx. The only time it didnt work was when I said I was Lucas from the Zoltox Clan and I had a +11 Whirlwind spell... Hmm...

Title: Re: Zoomie, I Think It's Finally Here; The Ultimate Pickup Line For Fat Chicks!
Post by: Thrash on June 02, 2013, 04:10:33 PM

Yeah, I can see where that'd be  ineffective ...

Title: Re: Zoomie, I Think It's Finally Here; The Ultimate Pickup Line For Fat Chicks!
Post by: Commie on June 03, 2013, 11:40:39 AM

I'd probably giggle then dick punch someone if they used that line on me.

Title: Re: Zoomie, I Think It's Finally Here; The Ultimate Pickup Line For Fat Chicks!
Post by: Tru on June 03, 2013, 12:31:39 PM

I could use a good dick punch.

Title: Re: Zoomie, I Think It's Finally Here; The Ultimate Pickup Line For Fat Chicks!
Post by: Thrash on June 04, 2013, 04:36:56 AM

Just 'cause it's a fist, it doesn't make it a punch ...

Title: Re: Zoomie, I Think It's Finally Here; The Ultimate Pickup Line For Fat Chicks!
Post by: mosh on July 27, 2013, 11:49:35 PM

Quote from: Zoomie on June 02, 2013, 08:19:03 AM

The only time it didnt work was when I said I was Lucas from the Zoltox Clan and I had a +11 Whirlwind spell... Hmm...

Using that in that same soroity house Ted Bundy rampaged through wasnt the best idea.

Title: Re: Zoomie, I Think It's Finally Here; The Ultimate Pickup Line For Fat Chicks!
Post by: Zoomie on July 30, 2013, 08:40:06 PM

I was nowhere near Gainesville...

How about, "Hey there, hottie, are you ready for a pedicure? 'Cuz I'mma suck the polish off those toes..."

Title: Re: Zoomie, I Think It's Finally Here; The Ultimate Pickup Line For Fat Chicks!
Post by: Commie on July 30, 2013, 10:21:05 PM

Quote from: Zoomie on July 30, 2013, 08:40:06 PM

I was nowhere near Gainesville...

How about, "Hey there, hottie, are you ready for a pedicure? 'Cuz I'mma suck the polish off those toes..."

 ??? i'm down

Title: Re: Zoomie, I Think It's Finally Here; The Ultimate Pickup Line For Fat Chicks!
Post by: Zoomie on July 30, 2013, 10:22:52 PM

Shocking!

Title: Re: Zoomie, I Think It's Finally Here; The Ultimate Pickup Line For Fat Chicks!
Post by: Zoomie on August 12, 2013, 01:03:53 PM

Wanna go back to my place? I have astroglide, Little Debbie's and orange soda!

Title: Re: Zoomie, I Think It's Finally Here; The Ultimate Pickup Line For Fat Chicks!
Post by: mosh on August 27, 2013, 12:39:14 AM

Better not be Nesbitt's Orange Soda...

Title: Re: Zoomie, I Think It's Finally Here; The Ultimate Pickup Line For Fat Chicks!
Post by: Tru on August 27, 2013, 12:58:19 AM

More likely "a bland bubble gummy cream soda" like IRN-BRU.

Yeah or Sunkist. (hopefully not Fanta.)

Title: Re: Zoomie, I Think It's Finally Here; The Ultimate Pickup Line For Fat Chicks!
Post by: Thrash on August 27, 2013, 03:51:19 PM

Mmmmmm ....
Orange soda! .....

Title: Re: Zoomie, I Think It's Finally Here; The Ultimate Pickup Line For Fat Chicks!
Post by: Thrash on March 05, 2021, 05:48:22 PM

Quote from: Thrash on June 01, 2013, 11:30:43 PM

Quote from: Melissa

Damn, that must be bacon I smell 'cause you be sizzlin'!

Let's all help the Z-Man out with some good pickup lines for fat chicks ...
... although, I'm thinking that one is the ultimate one!

Hmmmm ....

Quote from: Texts From Last Night

She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.