Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Entertainment => Topic started by: Thrash on July 03, 2014, 04:54:28 AM
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http://blog.siriusxm.com/2014/06/23/hsbb/ (http://blog.siriusxm.com/2014/06/23/hsbb/)
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I didn't get any sort of bash on my 60th. In fact it went completely unnoticed. Not even a card.
Where the fuck were my naked girls and bottomless bottles of booze?
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I'd have sent you one if I knew ...
I may have even sprung $20 for a crackwhore stripper ...
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LOL, thanks. That means a lot. No seriously, I mean it.
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I tru'ly would have .,,
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Hehehe, you could still send the booze?
Maybe I'll come down there and say hi.
Got an old girl on my message board I have been terrorizing with threats of a visit who lives on the E coast. Well terrorizing isn't the right word. She just hasn't had a man in a long time and I would love to tease her. And have already been doing so verbally.
She's pretty cool so wouldn't want to go to far.
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Bang her and hang her, Bro ...
When's the last time you got your old bastard dirty?
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I won't lie, it's been a while.
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Well, that's kinda your answer; no?
Just ask Zoomie ....
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Yeah I don't think Zoomie has any answer.
I think opening up to older womens fantasies would be more productive, even if a few were offended along the way.
Break a few eggs and such. Just make the contacts and let them advance the fantasy as they please.
It's not like I want their money or property for crying out loud.
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So, why not just do it?
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I gave my ex a nice present for her birthday and now I know we are really done.
So maybe soon I'll attack some other horny woman with my dick.
But I'm so god damned old I don't know how much of an attack it could be.
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String and/or Popsicle stick/toothpick and you should be just fine ...
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LOL, I'm not that bad off yet.
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So what happened with the wife; you do her and she bitched the whole time?
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No I just brought up something she wants to forget so I'm back in the dog house.
And no, it's none of your business.
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I actually wasn't going to ask ...