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Title: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on April 04, 2009, 07:43:20 PM
She gets back from her Africa trip on Tuesday. I was actually hoping that she'd forget about it me while on her vacation, but as always God denies my prayers. She sent me an e-mail last Wednesday:

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Hi! Just got back from the most AMAZING two day safari into Botswana.   It's really incredible here.  All the people are really nice, the nicest, Happiest people I've met.  Keep Tuesday the seventh open for me.  I will text you when I get back, lets do  dinner that night.


I never responded to her e-mail, because I have definitely made my decision that I do not want to see her again. Unfortunately, she must have thought I didn't see her last e-mail because she just sent me another one this morning.

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...I have tons of pictures to show you when I get back. Do you want dinner Tuesday night? If so, what?...and back to the casa around 4 so I can go grocery shopping before starting dinner...

Hope you've had a good past week and a half. Did you ever get your tickets to Tokyo? When are you going?

She is totally bent on cooking me dinner and then fucking me the DAY she gets back. I have to man up and just say enough is enough. I don't have the same feelings for her that she has for me, and it's time for both of us to move on. She is very sensitive about the whole situation because apparently her last boyfriend (of 3 months) didn't want to commit to her either, and then ended up getting a girlfriend like two weeks later. Pretty blatant there, casa nova. I don't want to fall into the same trap. Doubtful I will meet a girl in two weeks that I deem girlfriend material, but stranger things have happened.

Bottom line is that I need help. What can I do that will inflict the minimal about of hurt on "J"? Obviously no matter what I do she will be hurt, but I don't want to go in there with a butcher knife and carve her heart out or anything. I have never had to do this before. Earlier this year I went out with this girl twice, and she too was ga ga over me. I left after the second date not setting up a third, and she texted me all throughout the week and kept inviting me over to her house to cook me dinner, watch football, etc. I finally just wrote her an e-mail that I was not interested in going out on another date with her, because the chemistry wasn't there. But that was only two dates. This is... 4 months. E-mail isn't going to cut it.

It's funny, of all the CL girls I have gone out with over the past year, I could have had sex with 4 of them. ("J" I did not meet on CL) I even slept in "G"s bed and my erection was against her ass all night, but we didn't have sex. That was because I didn't try anything. I was too nice. In the morning she made me coffee and told me "You need to be more aggressive Kyle." The reason I didn't have sex with these girls before, was inside me. Not because women didn't want to have it with me. I was just so afraid, at being a 27/28 year old virgin. Remember the story of me almost walking out on "J" and not having sex at all, that night I was no longer a virgin? The fear just crippled me. Luckily as I opened her front door, something carnal took over me, and I ended up having sex.

So now that that whole virgin fear is behind me, if I can line up some dates with CL women, I think I'll fair much better in the sex department.



Anyway.

Suggestions on how to politely and lightly tell "J" that I am no longer interested in seeing her? 

Please!




Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 07:48:21 PM
Dude, for the 1000th time ...
... LINE UP THE NEXT ONE BEFORE YOU CHUCK THE FUCK-CHICK!
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 07:50:26 PM
Oh, and leave her number in this thread ...
I like women that flat-out INSIST they won't do anal; I dig the challenge (and usually prevail) ...
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on April 04, 2009, 07:53:48 PM
No.

I am done feeling bad inside about this whole situation. I have managed with my hand just fine these past two weeks.

Breaking it off with her will give me the motivation I need to go and find another woman. As long as she is hanging around, and I have easy access to sex, why would I even bother looking elsewhere? I have barely put any effort into looking. I mean shit, Sasha is having to write personal ads for me. So I'm done, man.

 
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Wozzeck on April 04, 2009, 08:17:36 PM
 Ignore Thrash.

 Dumping someone right after having been separated from each other is harsh, but the fucking betrayal of "lining up" the next fling while still with them is total dog shit.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Doormouse on April 04, 2009, 08:30:17 PM
Morals are subjective. I'm going to go with it's only dog shit if she finds out.

As for how to break up with this J chick: Breaking up with someone and coming off looking like a good friend is hard fucking work. It's extremely fact-specific and I doubt anybody here can help you very much since you're the only one who really knows her. If there are no mitigating circumstances and you really have just been using her then be prepared to get blasted by this chick and take it like a man. That'll be the kindest to her. Let her hate you. If you don't care about her then dig into one of her own insecurities and destroy her while looking like a prince. I think that's pretty low, but to each their own.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 08:34:17 PM
The minute she gets back just stuff it in her ass without warning ...
Then, after a slight apology, do it again ...

OR

You could, like, totally coke out for a few days ...

... according to Sam Kinison, these work like charms!


EDIT: TYPO

Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Wozzeck on April 04, 2009, 08:34:30 PM
Morals are subjective to the amoral.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Libertine on April 04, 2009, 08:41:33 PM
Morals are subjective to the amoral.

Lol so true.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 04, 2009, 08:43:46 PM
You've fucked this situation beyond repair. She's clearly emotionally invested and so are you, to some extent. There's no way out now without being an asshole, so your best bet is to be the least dishonest asshole possible. Be honest about being a complete emotional retard (literally), and that you're effectively a 16 year old kid when it comes to all this stuff, and that things are progressing a little fast for you. That said, the LAST thing you should do is make out that since she's your first, you're uncomfortable with her being your "only", and that you wanna dip your quill in some other inkpots, so to speak. This may be the truth, but in this particular case the absolute truth won't do anything but make her feel like a complete piece of useless shit who's not worth anything and might as well just die. Clearly that's not how you want her to feel, so don't let on that you like her OK but think you can do better, because it's never nice to feel that used.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 04, 2009, 08:44:56 PM
ugh if you can't break up with someone you say you're not-dating then maybe you shouldn't not-date anyone.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 08:46:13 PM
Whoa ...
That was ...
WOW, Sarah ...
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 04, 2009, 08:47:07 PM
Whoa ...
That was ...
WOW, Sarah ...

hahaha, stfu dave.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on April 04, 2009, 08:48:27 PM
I've never fucking done this before. Jesus.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 08:50:41 PM
Actually, I meant that as a compliment, Sarah ...

Kyle, we know this ...
Sam Kinison has never steered anyone wrong ...
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: mosh on April 04, 2009, 08:55:05 PM
Use the classic It's not you, it's me line.

They love to hear that. Espescially via text message. You dont want getting beat up again, right?
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 08:58:10 PM
Hit on her mom/cousin/sister/brother/dog ...
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on April 04, 2009, 08:58:35 PM
Also, I think I might give my rubber cock to her as a going away present. She'd probably like that.

...unless tricky can prove to me she wants it more.

Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: mosh on April 04, 2009, 08:59:15 PM
Ohhhh thats a good one too Dave...

Or he could try "Sorry J, but I am gay."
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 09:00:13 PM
Also, I think I might give my rubber cock to her as a going away present. She'd probably like that.

...unless tricky can prove to me she wants it more.


Uhm, NOT a good idea ...
DP'ing her with it IS ...
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 04, 2009, 09:00:28 PM
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Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 09:01:22 PM
Ohhhh thats a good one too Dave...

Or he could try "Sorry J, but I am gay."

Hmm, I think Kinson'ing her is better ...
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: mosh on April 04, 2009, 09:02:24 PM
Kinison's dead... let it go.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 09:04:14 PM
But his advice lives on ...
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Wozzeck on April 04, 2009, 09:07:08 PM
So does Muhammad's, doesn't mean we should live by it.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 09:14:21 PM
I disagree ...
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Libertine on April 04, 2009, 09:27:30 PM
Since I only know what you have mentioned in these threads and have only paid attention to about 40% of that information (as abundant as it is), my only question remains:

Since this girl has done just about everything under the sun imaginable to make you happy, what exactly is it you find so appalling about her that you want to pull an arch-dick move like breaking it off after separation.  I don't even care how you do it, or have anything invested in either of your feelings whatsoever, but from an objective view, I cannot see why you would want to breakup with her in the first place, unless there is something you haven't told us.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on April 04, 2009, 09:32:07 PM
Since I only know what you have mentioned in these threads and have only paid attention to about 40% of that information (as abundant as it is), my only question remains:

Since this girl has done just about everything under the sun imaginable to make you happy, what exactly is it you find so appalling about her that you want to pull an arch-dick move like breaking it off after separation.  I don't even care how you do it, or have anything invested in either of your feelings whatsoever, but from an objective view, I cannot see why you would want to breakup with her in the first place, unless there is something you haven't told us.

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Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 09:46:05 PM
I still don't fully get it either ...
But it's fun to offer commentary ...
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Doormouse on April 04, 2009, 09:56:15 PM
Bagman's the only one who really gets it. That's why its his ass she'll be stomping.

Advice regarding your penile dildo:
When you tell her you're breaking up with her she's liable to grab the nearest thing to hand, which in this case will just so happen to be your 15 cm pink rubber cock, and she'll proceed to beat poor old bagman to death with it. With breakups like this that's seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you man up and pay the piper when you owe.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 10:01:45 PM
Pepper Spray ...
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on April 04, 2009, 11:17:26 PM
Also, I think I might give my rubber cock to her as a going away present. She'd probably like that.

This is the worst idea in the thread.

THE.  WORST.  IDEA.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on April 04, 2009, 11:18:33 PM
You've fucked this situation beyond repair.

She's clearly emotionally invested and so are you, to some extent. There's no way out now without being an asshole, so your best bet is to be the least dishonest asshole possible.

Be honest about being a complete emotional retard (literally), and that you're effectively a 16 year old kid when it comes to all this stuff, and that things are progressing a little fast for you.

That said, the LAST thing you should do is make out that since she's your first, you're uncomfortable with her being your "only", and that you wanna dip your quill in some other inkpots, so to speak. This may be the truth, but in this particular case the absolute truth won't do anything but make her feel like a complete piece of useless shit who's not worth anything and might as well just die.

Clearly that's not how you want her to feel, so don't let on that you like her OK but think you can do better, because it's never nice to feel that used.

I've quoted Si here (and made his text more readable!) because this is the best advice so far.

Let me ask you some questions, so I can understand your perception of yourself:
Do you think you are good in bed?
Do you think you are good at relationships?
Do you think you are a good person?
Do you think you approach situations with common sense and a mature vision?
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on April 04, 2009, 11:36:11 PM
Also, I think I might give my rubber cock to her as a going away present. She'd probably like that.

This is the worst idea in the thread.

THE.  WORST.  IDEA.

It's funny that you guys can never really tell if I am serious or not.

Answers to the ?s
1. Based on on what "J" tells me, I am good. But based on my level of experience, other girls may not agree. I need more experience, with other women, to answer that question. Myself, I feel much more confident than I did before, but want to test my confidence with other women. Like tricky.
2. No. I actually feel totally uncomfortable. Hopefully because I am just not used to relationships, and not due to some weird my mom-divorced-my dad when I was 2 and brought me up a single mother until I was 8, then the step-dad entered the picture and they had a difficult and twisted marriage, dr. drew "it's always based in childhood" prescription.
3. Actually, I do. That shows in the fact that I am worried about hurting "J"'s feelings. Contrary to my message-board disguise, I can empathize.
4. Sometimes.

Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 11:38:32 PM
Also, I think I might give my rubber cock to her as a going away present. She'd probably like that.

This is the worst idea in the thread.
Also, I think I might give my rubber cock to her as a going away present. She'd probably like that.

...unless tricky can prove to me she wants it more.


Uhm, NOT a good idea ...
DP'ing her with it IS ...

Best Idea ...

After this:

The minute she gets back just stuff it in her ass without warning ...
Then, after a slight apology, do it again ...

OR

You could, like, totally coke out for a few days ...

... according to Sam Kinison, these work like charms!


EDIT: TYPO


Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on April 04, 2009, 11:42:57 PM
It's funny that you guys can never really tell if I am serious or not.

it's funny that the only things you think are funny are things you originate.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 11:44:57 PM
He's Andy Kaufman?
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on April 04, 2009, 11:47:17 PM
1. Based on on what "J" tells me, I am good. But based on my level of experience, other girls may not agree. I need more experience, with other women, to answer that question. Myself, I feel much more confident than I did before, but want to test my confidence with other women. Like tricky.

In your opinion, are you better or worse in bed than you expected to be?

2. No. I actually feel totally uncomfortable. Hopefully because I am just not used to relationships, and not due to some weird my mom-divorced-my dad when I was 2 and brought me up a single mother until I was 8, then the step-dad entered the picture and they had a difficult and twisted marriage, dr. drew "it's always based in childhood" prescription.

Is J at all aware of this situation?
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on April 04, 2009, 11:47:29 PM
3. Actually, I do. That shows in the fact that I am worried about hurting "J"'s feelings. Contrary to my message-board disguise, I can empathize.

Counterintuitively, a good person probably would not have kissed and told so much.  I'm just pointing this out objectively, not implying that you're a BAD person.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Doormouse on April 04, 2009, 11:48:25 PM
Morals are subjective.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: tricky on April 04, 2009, 11:52:53 PM
Myself, I feel much more confident than I did before, but want to test my confidence with other women. Like tricky.

I'm wet.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on April 04, 2009, 11:54:49 PM
Morals are subjective.

Let's not get off-topic here.  :P
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: 13chemicals on April 04, 2009, 11:55:19 PM
Why don't you just say, "I think we are better as friends and not girlfriend and boyfriend." Then say, "I love hanging out with you, but I don't think we should take the sexual relationship any further."  THEN you make plans to hang out a week later and you flake out.  Then you re-make plans and flake out again.  The open-ended break-up is always the best.  Because you don't look like a jerk, you just look like a flakey friend. DIg?!
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: tricky on April 05, 2009, 12:00:01 AM
Why don't you just say, "I think we are better as friends and not girlfriend and boyfriend." Then say, "I love hanging out with you, but I don't think we should take the sexual relationship any further."  THEN you make plans to hang out a week later and you flake out.  Then you re-make plans and flake out again.  The open-ended break-up is always the best.  Because you don't look like a jerk, you just look like a flakey friend. DIg?!

Wow life makes so much more sense now. Thanks Sasha!
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on April 05, 2009, 12:01:15 AM
3. Actually, I do. That shows in the fact that I am worried about hurting "J"'s feelings. Contrary to my message-board disguise, I can empathize.

Counterintuitively, a good person probably would not have kissed and told so much.  I'm just pointing this out objectively, not implying that you're a BAD person.

I don't believe that being an exhibitionist is necessarily bad and/or evil. Funny, I never really knew I've always had this little thing inside me. After that encounter when I was at "J"s place and she started going at me on the couch, with her 3 other roommates there, and I was totally excited and thrilled, I started to understand. Looking back I should have known before now. Many years ago (I posted about it on the original L-G) I had an hour long make out session on a bench at night in front of the capitol. People walked by, and I liked it. The same girl, then beat me off in the parking lot of an iHop, with people walking by and anybody could just look in the windows. (Until they fogged up) "J" and I both took pisses out in public behind the Alamo Drafthouse a few weeks ago... of course I was very drunk that time. I've also fantasized about bending a girl over the hood of my car and having sex, right out in daylight so people driving by could be like wtf! Haha.

So posting on boards, has also fed this "exhibitionist" thing of mine I guess...
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 05, 2009, 12:01:35 AM

3. Actually, I do. That shows in the fact that I am worried about hurting "J"'s feelings. Contrary to my message-board disguise, I can empathize.


while we all appreciate you keeping us updated as to your relationship and sexual status, maybe you should be a little more gentlemanly and... not. there is not another person here who goes into such detail, publicly, about their sexual activities or on the shortcomings of their partner.

and everyone here has had more relationships... nay, more relationships that were more successful than the one you're dealing with right now. i think there might be something of a correlation there. exes are fair game, for sure. but if you want to keep someone around, don't go telling all your current business to everyone. just for future reference. unless, of course, the other half knows about it. how embarrassing would it be for her if all of this was brought to light? and who would she blame? not me, not dave, not sasha or luke. just you.

so don't go around saying you're a good person and you care about how she feels because if she knew about all of this i think she would disagree.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: 13chemicals on April 05, 2009, 12:02:31 AM
You're welcome!

I lost Kyle's number so I am telling him now to go to Red Scoot Inn tonight because it will be full of skinny as shit hipster girls, plus I will be there.  I'll let you be my wingman Kyle,  I'll be Maverick and you can be the Ice-Man.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on April 05, 2009, 12:03:44 AM
Why don't you just say, "I think we are better as friends and not girlfriend and boyfriend." Then say, "I love hanging out with you, but I don't think we should take the sexual relationship any further."  THEN you make plans to hang out a week later and you flake out.  Then you re-make plans and flake out again.  The open-ended break-up is always the best.  Because you don't look like a jerk, you just look like a flakey friend. DIg?!

Thanks!
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on April 05, 2009, 12:07:37 AM
Myself, I feel much more confident than I did before, but want to test my confidence with other women. Like tricky.

I'm wet.


I'm about to be.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: tricky on April 05, 2009, 12:10:47 AM
I'm about to be.

Hawt
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: mosh on April 05, 2009, 12:12:14 AM
Why don't you just say, "I think we are better as friends and not girlfriend and boyfriend." Then say, "I love hanging out with you, but I don't think we should take the sexual relationship any further."  THEN you make plans to hang out a week later and you flake out.  Then you re-make plans and flake out again.  The open-ended break-up is always the best.  Because you don't look like a jerk, you just look like a flakey friend. DIg?!

No No No No Noooooo, you dont give him advice that might actually work! I'm looking forward to reading all the sordid details of this train that is obviously hurtling towards trainwreck!
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: mosh on April 05, 2009, 12:14:22 AM
 I'll let you be my wingman Kyle,  I'll be Maverick and you can be the Ice-Man.

Oh god, NPH moment: "Have you met Ted?"
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on April 05, 2009, 12:17:02 AM
I think I'm taking Sasha up on her offer! Now I have something to do on this previously-retarded, Saturday evening.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 05, 2009, 12:22:46 AM
Do it; I would ...

Wow, Sasha's REALLY coming through here ...

Hold me, Mosh ...
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on April 05, 2009, 12:25:14 AM
Wow, Sasha's REALLY coming through here ...

make a list of things sasha is good at, and ending relationships will be on it.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 05, 2009, 12:26:10 AM
*nods*
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on April 05, 2009, 12:34:45 AM
Have fun tonight, see you tomorrow!

I think no matter what you do with J, you're going to fuck it up.

I don't know even the basics of your non-sexual relationship with her, but here's my advice based on your responses above:
1)  Be humble and self-deprecating.  This is your fault, so act like it.
2)  Don't try to use humor or wit to soften the blow.  Breakups aren't funny.
3)  Don't talk about the physical aspects of the relationship.  It's irrelevant.
4)  Lie, if necessary, to let her save face.  If you REALLY care, you'll take the hit.

And, most importantly, don't ask for our advice and then not follow it.  You do that a lot.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: tricky on April 05, 2009, 12:36:20 AM
Eitje is right! Listen to him. He's like smart & stuff. Unlike the rest of us fucktards.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 05, 2009, 12:37:01 AM
(http://fp.arizona.edu/sac/emp_recognition/onourowntime/2008/hands_clapping_lg_clr.gif)
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on April 05, 2009, 12:37:58 AM
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/39979b4c19.gif)

I will.

PS: You're not a fucktard.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Libertine on April 05, 2009, 12:38:15 AM
(http://fp.arizona.edu/sac/emp_recognition/onourowntime/2008/hands_clapping_lg_clr.gif)

I'm glad we got an animated depiction of the only thing that will be touching Kyle's dick for the next few months.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on April 05, 2009, 12:38:34 AM
Wtf just happened Thrash? We were on the same level? Weird....

....

...
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on April 05, 2009, 12:39:36 AM
HAHAHHAHA .....
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 05, 2009, 07:10:31 AM
Oh, she's in Africa......explains the lack of communication.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 05, 2009, 12:13:51 PM
Funny, I never really knew I've always had this little thing inside me.

I dunno if Tricky's still gonna want that little thing if you've already used it.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 05, 2009, 12:19:56 PM
Have fun tonight, see you tomorrow!

I think no matter what you do with J, you're going to fuck it up.

I don't know even the basics of your non-sexual relationship with her, but here's my advice based on your responses above:
1)  Be humble and self-deprecating.  This is your fault, so act like it.
2)  Don't try to use humor or wit to soften the blow.  Breakups aren't funny.
3)  Don't talk about the physical aspects of the relationship.  It's irrelevant.
4)  Lie, if necessary, to let her save face.  If you REALLY care, you'll take the hit.

And, most importantly, don't ask for our advice and then not follow it.  You do that a lot.

Some day, after Lucas' advice has been ignored ad nausem, the only advice he'll have left to give is fucktard shit like the rest of us.
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Post by: tricky on April 05, 2009, 12:21:15 PM
Funny, I never really knew I've always had this little thing inside me.

I dunno if Tricky's still gonna want that little thing if you've already used it.

Of course I will. I'm a whore for bagman.
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Post by: bagman on April 05, 2009, 09:39:54 PM
 ;)
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Post by: tricky on April 05, 2009, 09:46:56 PM
Yeah. That's right. Please defiile my body, bagman.
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 05, 2009, 09:56:55 PM
Sick.

(http://peoplearegross.com/images/gross.jpg)
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 08, 2009, 12:25:50 PM
You're welcome!

I lost Kyle's number so I am telling him now to go to Red Scoot Inn tonight because it will be full of skinny as shit hipster girls, plus I will be there.

Redundant.
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 08, 2009, 06:27:42 PM
so........................ what's up? Did Kyle dump her or what?  It's Wednesday already, and these are the days of our lives.
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Post by: ttfg on April 08, 2009, 06:32:06 PM
I get the feeling bagman has not posted because he's getting his cock stiched back on.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 08, 2009, 06:43:44 PM
I get the feeling bagman has not posted because he's getting his cock stiched back on.

I really loled.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 08, 2009, 06:44:21 PM
I get the feeling bagman has not posted because he's getting his lungs stiched back in.

Fixed.
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Post by: Thrash on April 08, 2009, 07:02:50 PM
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Post by: tricky on April 08, 2009, 08:21:42 PM
He texted me and said he ended stuff with her and that he was going back to craigslist loaded-gun to find people to date.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 08, 2009, 08:56:14 PM
I get the feeling bagman has not posted because he's getting his cock stiched back on.

I really loled.
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Post by: ttfg on April 08, 2009, 09:21:54 PM
Am i missing something ? Whats with all the posting of quotes ?

Without adding anything I meant, it's happening all over the place.



~confused

(garammer good i'm with.)

and while im thinking about it, i'm  >:( that nobody has taken a swing at  :)
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Post by: tricky on April 08, 2009, 09:53:29 PM
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=225.msg11094#msg11094 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=225.msg11094#msg11094)
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Post by: ttfg on April 08, 2009, 09:56:32 PM
Yeah, but im seeing non-self quotes too !!!!

example :  drugmoth, above.
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Post by: underclass on April 08, 2009, 09:58:09 PM
I think it means you share that person's opinion
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Post by: ttfg on April 08, 2009, 10:01:26 PM
I now how a reason to like "word" typed ad nauseum.
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Post by: tricky on April 08, 2009, 10:02:26 PM
w3rd
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Post by: ttfg on April 08, 2009, 10:02:53 PM
 :)
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Post by: Thrash on April 09, 2009, 02:02:51 AM
I think it means you share that person's opinion
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Post by: Doormouse on April 09, 2009, 02:12:17 AM
I think it means you share that person's opinion
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Post by: Thrash on April 09, 2009, 02:44:37 AM
w3rd
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 09, 2009, 04:26:20 AM
I think it means you share that person's opinion
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Post by: mosh on April 09, 2009, 07:02:18 AM
I think it means you share that person's opinion
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Post by: tricky on April 09, 2009, 08:30:46 AM
w3rd
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Post by: mosh on April 09, 2009, 09:01:12 AM
Meh
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 09, 2009, 09:21:37 AM
w3rd
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 09, 2009, 11:01:43 AM
Meh
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 09, 2009, 11:05:26 AM
Where the fuck is bagman?  Hospital? 
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Post by: mosh on April 09, 2009, 11:25:10 AM
http://www.redtube.com/505 (http://www.redtube.com/505)
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 09, 2009, 11:41:59 AM
That's been one of my favorite clips for a long ass time. HAWT.
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Post by: ttfg on April 09, 2009, 12:45:33 PM
Quote from: twatsquirts, all of you.

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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 09, 2009, 12:46:54 PM
"
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Post by: Dixon Magina on April 09, 2009, 04:28:47 PM
what the fuck is "
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Post by: ttfg on April 09, 2009, 04:31:08 PM
what the fuck is "

Ask tricky.
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Post by: tricky on April 09, 2009, 11:34:32 PM
I just realized the title of this thread is the most emo fagtastic shit ever.

Quote from: Mosh
*reacharound*
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 10, 2009, 12:44:05 AM
Love you tricky.
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Post by: Thrash on April 10, 2009, 03:48:50 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotation_mark (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotation_mark)
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 11, 2009, 03:07:19 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibid. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibid.)
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Post by: Doormouse on April 11, 2009, 03:18:18 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ditto (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ditto)
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Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 04:23:48 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/shutupyoufaggots (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/shutupyoufaggots)!!!
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Post by: Doormouse on April 11, 2009, 04:46:43 PM
You searched for Shutupyoufaggots (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Shutupyoufaggots&action=edit&redlink=1) (all pages starting with "Shutupyoufaggots" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:PrefixIndex/Shutupyoufaggots) | all pages that link to "Shutupyoufaggots" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:WhatLinksHere/Shutupyoufaggots))
Jump to: navigation, search
Did you mean: Snuffalufagus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuffalufagus)?
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Post by: taiko on April 11, 2009, 04:47:50 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/shutupyoufaggots (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/shutupyoufaggots)!!!

Search for "Shutupyoufaggots" in existing articles.
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Post by: ttfg on April 11, 2009, 04:49:14 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/shutupyoufaggots (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/shutupyoufaggots)!!!

Search for "Shutupyoufaggots" in existing articles.

Thats is fucking funny. Five stars.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: mosh on April 11, 2009, 05:02:25 PM
You searched for Shutupyoufaggots (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Shutupyoufaggots&action=edit&redlink=1) (all pages starting with "Shutupyoufaggots" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:PrefixIndex/Shutupyoufaggots) | all pages that link to "Shutupyoufaggots" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:WhatLinksHere/Shutupyoufaggots))
Jump to: navigation, search
Did you mean: Snuffalufagus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuffalufagus)?

Snuffalufagus, hahahahaha
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Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 05:06:42 PM
SNUFFALUFAGUS!
(http://www.healthyweightforkids.org/coloring/snuffleupagus.gif)

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Post by: psychopathetic on April 11, 2009, 05:08:05 PM
UPagus, people. snuffleUPagus. Yeesh, this drives me batty.
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Post by: Doormouse on April 11, 2009, 05:08:50 PM
Snuffalufagus is the new Shutupyoufaggots. Wikipedia has spoken.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 06:48:27 PM
Since the pic was captioned I didn't feel the need to correct Gooki or whatever.

shutupyoufaggots.
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Post by: tricky on April 11, 2009, 07:23:23 PM
Look now!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shutupyoufaggots (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shutupyoufaggots)
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Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 07:26:50 PM
WE'RE FAMOUS!!!

Told you I'd make you guys famous. Actually I threatened.
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Post by: mosh on April 11, 2009, 11:14:48 PM
Bummer

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2496/suyf.jpg)
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Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 11:42:29 PM
Meh. Fame is fleeting.
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Post by: Thrash on April 12, 2009, 03:18:25 AM
Yeah, it's now deleted ...
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 08:57:40 AM
Yeah, it's now deleted ...

(http://www.hollow-hill.com/sabina/images/thx-captain-obvious.jpg)
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 12, 2009, 01:37:33 PM
It had been deleted by maybe 7:40 or so last night. They move fast.
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Post by: Doormouse on April 12, 2009, 02:34:55 PM
I still have a shot of it in it's fully glory (as merely a tagged for deletion article)
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Post by: tricky on April 13, 2009, 01:38:55 AM
Ok you guys do know that I made that wiki entry right? Beacuse you all seem rather excited about it.

You guys can go right ahead and edit it and add more and blah blah blah, or you could add it on urbandictionary if you so desired.

Fags.
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Post by: Doormouse on April 13, 2009, 01:46:06 AM
And a mere two posts below the captain obvious cat...
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Post by: Thrash on April 13, 2009, 02:19:50 AM
*sigh*

Post a screenshot ...
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Post by: tricky on April 13, 2009, 02:23:10 AM
I hate you all, except for C.
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Post by: Thrash on April 13, 2009, 02:26:12 AM
Thanks ....
Cunt ...
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Post by: mosh on April 13, 2009, 03:02:41 AM
I hate you all, except for C.

But, I love you...
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Post by: Thrash on April 13, 2009, 03:11:57 AM
Thanks ....
Cunt ...
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Post by: mosh on April 13, 2009, 04:26:03 AM
I just use you for your body...
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Post by: tricky on April 13, 2009, 07:31:01 AM
Thanks ....
Cunt ...

I was joking, cunt...
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Post by: underclass on April 13, 2009, 07:46:02 AM
cunts
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Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 09:08:14 AM
I hate you all, except for C.

 :'(
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Post by: tricky on April 13, 2009, 09:16:20 AM
I was joking, cunt...
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Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 09:31:07 AM
JOKES CAN STILL HURT, cunt.
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Post by: Thrash on April 13, 2009, 05:45:18 PM
Yeah ...
Cunt ...
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Post by: tricky on April 13, 2009, 06:12:11 PM
Fuckface!
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Post by: Thrash on April 13, 2009, 06:26:00 PM
CuntFace!
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Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 08:47:39 PM
fuckcuntfag!
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Post by: Doormouse on April 13, 2009, 10:19:47 PM
fag
cunt
fuck
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Post by: Thrash on April 13, 2009, 11:59:22 PM
Whatever.cunt
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 02:15:42 AM
http://www.whatever.cunt.com/faggotsthelotofyou (http://www.whatever.cunt.com/faggotsthelotofyou)
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Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 02:16:56 AM
I want that domain ...
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Post by: underclass on April 14, 2009, 06:37:30 AM
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/695/picture1oqr.png)
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Post by: tricky on April 14, 2009, 09:04:51 AM
I'd fuck you all in the cunt if I could.
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Post by: mosh on April 14, 2009, 09:15:26 AM
Me first!
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Post by: underclass on April 14, 2009, 09:27:02 AM
sluts
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 09:27:33 AM
I like being a whore.
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Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 05:28:13 PM
For me, that site's in ENGLISH.cunt
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Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 11:45:13 PM
I'd fuck you all in the cunt if I could.

Please see this thread (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=197.0).
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Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 11:50:13 PM
Mr. Reference strikes again ...
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 16, 2009, 12:42:30 AM
Kyle likes to reference too.  I personally can't remember shit that was said more than ten minutes after it is said, so I guess I'm not nerdy enough to reference.  BTW Where the fuck is Kyle?  I called him the other night when I was drunk and I remember him texting me back that he wished he had lined up another girl.... I wonder if it he has a new pooh bear in his life yet.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 16, 2009, 12:46:15 AM
I told him to line up another girl all along but did that retard listen to me? No, of course not, that would have made too much sense.
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Post by: underclass on April 16, 2009, 02:30:51 AM
I'm taking negro to a titty salon first thing... get that smile back on his dial!
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Post by: Doormouse on April 16, 2009, 03:01:09 AM
wordfilter?
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Post by: mosh on April 16, 2009, 05:43:29 AM
Hmmm dont think so... I'll check.
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Post by: mosh on April 16, 2009, 05:45:58 AM
No word filter on the word "negro", just on the word "I a n"
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Post by: Zoomie on April 16, 2009, 07:20:57 AM
I told him to line up another girl all along but did that retard listen to me? No, of course not, that would have made too much sense.

Dude he hasn't listened to a single piece of advice any of us have given him for 10 YEAARS. We told him not to get rid of the fat girl at ALL unless she was pushing a commitment on him. To hone his skills on her. Whatev. Good riddance.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 16, 2009, 07:32:41 AM
(http://f.imagehost.org/0519/jo.jpg)

Fuck me Kyle! Fuck me!  No don't leave me!
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 16, 2009, 08:24:02 AM
What is a titty salon?
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Post by: tricky on April 16, 2009, 11:47:24 AM
You should make that a LOL imagine, danzig...
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 16, 2009, 12:09:16 PM
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/16/128843718165781272.jpg)
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 16, 2009, 12:16:27 PM
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/16/128843722783048914.jpg)
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Post by: Thrash on April 16, 2009, 05:35:14 PM
Oh, fuck ...
That hurt, I laughed so hard ...
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Post by: Zoomie on April 16, 2009, 10:00:37 PM
OK, you do realize that someone, somewhere, is going to see those pictures...

And that someone is going to tell her...

And she's going to come here and see them...

And read Kyle's accounts of sex with her...

And then YOU TWO will be responsible for his death....

And we'll still laugh about it in 20 years.
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Post by: ttfg on April 16, 2009, 10:04:41 PM
Anti-Social.com The sequel.
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Post by: mosh on April 17, 2009, 05:16:19 AM
some one should push that process along a bit...

got her email?
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Post by: mosh on April 17, 2009, 05:20:09 AM
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/17/128844336716357160.jpg)
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 17, 2009, 05:32:44 AM
Guys, guys.....I've alreay made contact with her via myspace and have stopped getting replies.  I never got a chance to give her this address :(
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Post by: mosh on April 17, 2009, 05:38:13 AM
What's her myspace page?

I'll risk going back to that festering shitpile to push to the right conclusion.

Yup, a murder-suicide.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 17, 2009, 06:51:09 AM
Jo: http://www.myspace.com/dragynxx (http://www.myspace.com/dragynxx)
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Post by: tricky on April 17, 2009, 09:47:31 AM
Bagman keeps sending me daily updates of his goings on with Jo. What can I say, he's in love with me!

Last nights text:

"That was awkward. She was pissed that all I did was say hi, pick up my shirts, chatted a few mins and left. She has been texting me 'what the fuck happened to you while I was gone to turn you into an insensative ass.' Sigh, I actually feel hurt in my chest."

I've felt that hurt in the chest before. It was from my own heartbreak, but can it be possible that bagman got his little heart broken???
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 17, 2009, 10:32:44 AM
He is like a 16 year old when it comes to relationships because he is pretty much starting where a 16 year old would, how do you expect him to act maturely about it or even know a LITTLE about what the fuck he is doing or how to treat a woman?
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 17, 2009, 10:41:25 AM
Quote from: tricky
Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat, it's all been wrong.

Tricky has the emo!
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Post by: tricky on April 17, 2009, 10:42:23 AM
It's a Seinfeld quote! But we already knew that I have the emo.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 17, 2009, 11:08:01 AM
Come here tricky, *pats lap*.....come sit on uncle Dylan, I'll hold you all creepy-like until the emo goes away.
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Post by: ttfg on April 17, 2009, 12:42:19 PM
We all get the emo sooner or later.
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Post by: taiko on April 17, 2009, 09:12:05 PM
"That was awkward. She was pissed that all I did was say hi, pick up my shirts, chatted a few mins and left. She has been texting me 'what the fuck happened to you while I was gone to turn you into an insensative ass.' Sigh, I actually feel hurt in my chest."

I've felt that hurt in the chest before. It was from my own heartbreak, but can it be possible that bagman got his little heart broken???

It's interesting that she didn't think he was insensitive before.

If it's broken, he's done it to himself.
That's why it really hurts.
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Post by: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 05:04:15 AM
Agreed ...

Additionally, well, more "also",
OK, you do realize that someone, somewhere, is going to see those pictures...

And that someone is going to tell her...

And she's going to come here and see them...

And read Kyle's accounts of sex with her...

And then YOU TWO will be responsible for his death....

And we'll still laugh about it in 20 years.
I was gonna say something about this as well, but I wanted to be out of the cross-fire; you know?
You know, there's more about her on Thrash Inc/TSi than here ....

FUCK!
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Post by: mosh on April 18, 2009, 05:11:43 AM
"That was awkward. She was pissed that all I did was say hi, pick up my shirts, chatted a few mins and left. She has been texting me 'what the fuck happened to you while I was gone to turn you into an insensative ass.' Sigh, I actually feel hurt in my chest."

I've felt that hurt in the chest before. It was from my own heartbreak, but can it be possible that bagman got his little heart broken???

It's interesting that she didn't think he was insensitive before.

If it's broken, he's done it to himself.
That's why it really hurts.

You know what it is. He's found a decent girl, maybe not mega stunning in the looks dept, but willing to do anything for him. He dont know what to do about it. Coz he likes that. What he doesnt know is that girls who spend all their time making sure they look great dont spend time worrying about anyone other than themselves. So if he's dense enough to finds one of these types dense enough to go out with him, then he's gonna find out what real pain is.
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Post by: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 05:16:54 AM
FULLY NOTED AND AGREED TO!
^5
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 18, 2009, 10:24:09 AM
Preach on brotherman!
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Post by: taiko on April 18, 2009, 12:57:47 PM
And she's going to come here and see them...

And read Kyle's accounts of sex with her...
You know, there's more about her on Thrash Inc/TSi than here ....

You guys are giving her a lot of curiosity and a skillset which she probably doesn't have.
Unless she's pulled here, there's nothing to worry about!
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Post by: tricky on April 18, 2009, 01:42:16 PM
My thoughts exactly, Luke.

He also said that he was going out with Sasha2. I don't remember when. I deleted the text.
I bet going on a date with a 19 year old when yoiu are 28 is nothing but fun. But, hey, at least she's cute, right? hahaha
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Post by: taiko on April 18, 2009, 02:00:31 PM
He also said that he was going out with Sasha2. I don't remember when. I deleted the text.
I bet going on a date with a 19 year old when yoiu are 28 is nothing but fun. But, hey, at least she's cute, right? hahaha
a few facts:
S2 turns out to be ~23.
she's not interested in dating him, since every time they meet up, she brings along a guy friend.
i saw her at a wedding reception a few weekends ago.  She was very skinny, but with a plump buttocks.  Waifish, and very self-absorbed.  Not attractice to me.
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Post by: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 06:57:09 PM
Good for anal pr0n though ...
... recruit her at once!
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Post by: tricky on April 18, 2009, 07:41:08 PM
for jizzmop.com
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 18, 2009, 07:42:43 PM
He also said that he was going out with Sasha2. I don't remember when. I deleted the text.
I bet going on a date with a 19 year old when yoiu are 28 is nothing but fun. But, hey, at least she's cute, right? hahaha
a few facts:
S2 turns out to be ~23.
she's not interested in dating him, since every time they meet up, she brings along a guy friend.
i saw her at a wedding reception a few weekends ago.  She was very skinny, but with a plump buttocks.  Waifish, and very self-absorbed.  Not attractice to me.

Being self-absorbed is part of being a hipster!
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Post by: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 07:56:20 PM
Good for anal pr0n though ...
... recruit her at once!

for jizzmop.com
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Post by: taiko on April 18, 2009, 10:48:13 PM
Being self-absorbed is part of being a hipster!

It's true.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 18, 2009, 11:02:21 PM
Being self-absorbed is part of being a hipster!

It's true.

It's actually most important quality #2, right behind clothing so tight you might cut off circulation to your feet at number 1.

Bagman should've broken up with this girl by saying, "NOT SCENE ENOUGH.  GOOD BYE!"
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Post by: taiko on April 18, 2009, 11:15:10 PM
"YOU DON'T IGNORE ME ENOUGH.  GOOD BYE."

"I just feel like I'm having to do all of the disrespecting in this relationship.  That's putting a lot of strain on me.  Good bye."
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Post by: tricky on April 19, 2009, 01:14:04 AM
"You flake out on me, I love you, your perfect!"
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 19, 2009, 09:32:09 AM
"You flake out on me, I love you, your perfect!"

Isn't that pretty much how it works?
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Post by: Zoomie on April 19, 2009, 10:22:34 AM
Only if you find a needy woman and work it CORRECTLY.
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 20, 2009, 12:42:33 AM
Talking about Kyle makes my soul weep.
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Post by: underclass on April 20, 2009, 01:27:13 AM
Quote
NOT SCENE ENOUGH.  GOOD BYE!

Quote box....
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Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 03:12:39 AM
Quote
NOT SCENE ENOUGH.  GOOD BYE!

Yano, this quote is really good because it relates to stuff going on in my life right now. Very funny.

Hello, insomnia!
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Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 03:26:35 AM
Hello, insomnia!

Somebody is going to be hating tomorrow, today.
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Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 03:41:38 AM
its true.
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Post by: underclass on April 20, 2009, 04:02:04 AM
can you pull a sickie and still get paid?
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Post by: bagman on April 20, 2009, 04:07:00 AM
(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8868/fucktoys.jpg)
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Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 04:08:25 AM
Drive-by poster !
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Post by: underclass on April 20, 2009, 04:08:39 AM
shibuya condomania?
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Post by: mosh on April 20, 2009, 04:34:58 AM
Looks like it.
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Post by: underclass on April 20, 2009, 05:01:54 AM
Looks like Michiko's bar is on the cards this evening. Sweet!
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Post by: mosh on April 20, 2009, 05:08:20 AM
NOICE!

Man, I'm so looking forward to hitting Shibuya.
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Post by: underclass on April 20, 2009, 05:09:42 AM
we're going to need a new tattoo for people who have gone there it's so awesome
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Post by: mosh on April 20, 2009, 06:01:23 AM
Whats Japanese cheese?
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Post by: underclass on April 20, 2009, 06:54:15 AM
O_O

japanese cheese (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnAJlRNXsxY#lq-lq2-hq)
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Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 07:52:39 AM
Somebody is going to be hating tomorrow, today.
OMG I hate today.

I want to get matching tattoo's with ian, nick, and luke.
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Post by: bagman on April 20, 2009, 10:30:17 AM
(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9170/monday420.jpg)
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 10:32:29 AM
HE POSTED! Hahahaha.
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Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 10:34:25 AM
One day in Nov, that will be me.

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Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 10:34:47 AM
HE POSTED! Hahahaha.

guess you missed the other one, too.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 10:52:24 AM
Somebody is going to be hating tomorrow, today.
OMG I hate today.

I want to get matching tattoo's with ian, nick, and luke.

What about mine?

(http://g.imagehost.org/0149/075943.jpg)
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Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 11:51:33 AM
That's sort of bouquet garni-ish IMO. I think Ian, Nick, Luke, and myself should get like, little sushi tattoos or something.
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Post by: underclass on April 20, 2009, 12:03:02 PM
I'll let you get the Maguro tat, and work out what it means three years later
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 12:14:50 PM
hee hee tuna.
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Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 12:24:26 PM
"maguro - 1 definition - Japanese word for sushi quality tuna, used to refer to a girl who just lays there and does nothing during sex"

That's not me, buddy.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 20, 2009, 01:00:17 PM
You're not sushi quality?
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 20, 2009, 01:55:27 PM
She's sushi grade tuna from a Safeway.
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Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 02:06:09 PM
Actually, more like 7-11.
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 20, 2009, 02:30:08 PM
^5 sistah friend.
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Post by: Thrash on April 20, 2009, 04:56:36 PM
W3rd ...
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Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 05:14:40 PM
Somebody is going to be hating tomorrow, today.
OMG I hate today.
It will be tomorrow once again before you know it.


What about mine?

http://g.imagehost.org/0149/075943.jpg (http://g.imagehost.org/0149/075943.jpg)

When I scrolled past this pic, I thought it was one of the girls.
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Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 07:10:56 PM
(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9170/monday420.jpg)
you look photoshopped into that picture.

I want to get matching tattoo's with ian, nick, and luke.
What about mine?

not enough holes.  Gotta have 3 holes to be in the club.
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 07:12:38 PM
hole clubs, eh?

who wants to be in my 12 hole club?
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Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 07:33:56 PM
Somebody is going to be hating tomorrow, today.
OMG I hate today.
It will be tomorrow once again before you know it.

Ugh.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 07:34:20 PM
I sure as hell don't.....





Who am I kidding?
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Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 03:53:19 AM
Eric, draft my cheese!
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Post by: bagman on April 21, 2009, 04:00:26 AM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/200qzo8.jpg)
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Post by: underclass on April 21, 2009, 04:03:09 AM
I see you're enjoying Don Q
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Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 04:07:22 AM
... DonQ Punch?
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Post by: mosh on April 21, 2009, 05:49:01 AM
If you can drag your ass outta JAX to get to Tokyo, I'll show you the greatest department store ever.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 21, 2009, 08:26:48 AM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/200qzo8.jpg)

Only in Japan would that not be offensive. 
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Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 05:02:25 PM
If you can drag your ass outta JAX to get to Tokyo, I'll show you the greatest department store ever.

Boy, you sure got me there, buckaroo!
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Post by: mosh on April 22, 2009, 05:04:37 AM
No, you dont understand....

Buy the fucking ticket already.
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Post by: underclass on April 22, 2009, 05:05:54 AM
No, you dont understand....

Buy the fucking ticket already.
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Post by: tricky on April 22, 2009, 11:02:13 AM
No, you dont understand....

Buy the fucking ticket already.

You and eitje can share a bed. I can videotape.
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Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 12:43:56 PM
Hawt!
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Post by: underclass on April 28, 2009, 03:04:08 AM
Oh, Kyle got laid again. He told me because he trusts me not to mention here that he picked up an 18 year old from craigslist and fucked her all over Austin.
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Post by: Thrash on April 28, 2009, 03:11:10 AM
Que?

Well, it's a good thing he's got a great friend in you and that you can keep a secret ....
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 28, 2009, 04:22:04 AM
Man, I sure hope I can fuck two girls by the time I'm 28! 
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Post by: mosh on April 28, 2009, 05:05:30 AM
depends on what you mean by fuck...

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Post by: tricky on April 28, 2009, 07:33:59 AM
Oh, Kyle got laid again. He told me because he trusts me not to mention here that he picked up an 18 year old from craigslist and fucked her all over Austin.

I'm sooooo jealous!
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Post by: taiko on April 28, 2009, 08:57:06 AM
Oh, Kyle got laid again. He told me because he trusts me not to mention here that he picked up an 18 year old from craigslist and fucked her all over Austin.

I'm sooooo jealous!

Austin is a pretty sweet place to get fucked!
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Post by: tricky on April 28, 2009, 09:36:37 AM
No, I'm not jealous of getting fucked in Austin, I'm jealous that I wasn't the one getting fucked by bagman and his awesome cock.

Ok, this is kind of starting to gross even me out now.
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Post by: ttfg on April 28, 2009, 10:45:49 AM
Now ? how many years has this topic being going again...
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Post by: underclass on April 28, 2009, 11:44:07 AM
someone send me some used panties and I'll post the whole email in all it's awesomeness.


Ok, so it's not as awesome as the first time email.... but it's still "O for Awesome" on the LG scale.
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Post by: tricky on April 28, 2009, 01:43:34 PM
I got texts about it. All he said was he met her on CL and had sex. I said "ew" and he said I was jealous because I wasn't the one having sex with him.
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Post by: taiko on April 28, 2009, 07:31:12 PM
someone send me some used panties and I'll post the whole email in all it's awesomeness.
I can bring some with me in November?
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 28, 2009, 09:59:51 PM
gross gross gross. you boys are all gross.
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Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 12:01:49 AM
Nick my suitcase will be full of used panties by 11/7.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 01:22:57 AM
No, I'm not jealous of getting fucked in Austin, I'm jealous that I wasn't the one getting fucked by bagman and his awesome cock.

Ok, this is kind of starting to gross even me out now.

Wow, JUST now?  You apparently want to fuck him at least a little or you have some kind of iron will.
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Post by: bagman on April 29, 2009, 03:24:14 AM
It's true. I banged a suicidal 18 year old, who posted an ad on Craigslist. She showed me the cuts on her left wrist (which she had covered up with a fabric bracelet thing -- I didn't think she was REALLY suicidal when I responded to her ad and picked her up). I thought girls just got antsy sometimes. I told her the correct way is to slice downwards, and not across... she laughed (and got my humor). I also told her about the Suicide Forest in Japan. See - I knew it was just a cry for help.

Then we fucked hard hahaha. God, I feel evil.

 

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Post by: underclass on April 29, 2009, 03:39:59 AM
THANK YOU FOR ROBBING ME OF A BOX OF PANTIES, DICK
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Post by: mosh on April 29, 2009, 05:29:15 AM
So is this deed done? Has J been dumped?
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 29, 2009, 09:34:34 AM
Ughhhh, she sounds like an 18 year old meeeee. When I started posting on AS, you guys, I was just like that. Only I used alt.com to find dudes instead of craigslist, obviously.

I whored around with waaaaay too many dudes who were waaaaaaaaaaaay too old for me. Fuck. At the time I thought I was using them but I see now I was pretty much just exploiting myself.

Man, fuck you, hindsight.
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Post by: Thrash on April 29, 2009, 04:50:46 PM
Believe me on this; us older guys, no matter what you think, are clearly the users in those situations{/i] ...
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 04:55:24 PM
Believe me on this; us older guys, no matter what you think, are clearly the users in those situations{/i] ...
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Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 05:12:27 PM
How is it using someone if they are enjoying themselves and expect nothing from you? Do you think that's impossible or something?
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Post by: taiko on April 29, 2009, 07:46:24 PM
Man, fuck you, hindsight.
(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/7657/47772235.png)
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Post by: underclass on April 29, 2009, 07:57:18 PM
can you please get T-shirts made of those? I'm an L, thx
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Post by: bagman on April 29, 2009, 08:34:07 PM
Yes, J and I are officially finito. I told her it wasn't fair for us to keep seeing one another and so I broke it off the day she got back from Africa.

This suicidal girl's g-spot was super easy to find. I applied the pressure just right and she bucked and thrashed wildly. Noice! It's good to have more experiences; I have a lot of catching up to do.

Yeehaw for Craigslist.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 29, 2009, 09:11:10 PM
There's this really hot chick who gives a total mean blowjob with her tongue in your ass. All you have to do is post in the Boston CL that you give massages...

No seriously, welcome to the wonderful world of incurable disease. As a MINIMUM you're gonna get Swine Flu but only cuz you live in Tejas...
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Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 11:25:15 PM
There's this really hot chick who gives a total mean blowjob with her tongue in your ass. All you have to do is post in the Boston CL that you give massages...

No seriously, welcome to the wonderful world of incurable disease. As a MINIMUM you're gonna get Swine Flu but only cuz you live in Tejas...

Oh gawd. Eitje, keep your goddamn germs to yourself. Maybe you should rethink this June trip...
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Post by: taiko on April 30, 2009, 08:59:31 AM
OMG, I HAD MEXICANS AT MY HOUSE LAST WEEK, BUILDING A FENCE.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 30, 2009, 09:02:33 AM
OMG, I HAD MEXICANS AT MY HOUSE LAST WEEK, BUILDING A FENCE.

ROFL.  Fucking quote of the century.
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 30, 2009, 09:07:00 AM
Well if it was a fence that was supposed to protect us from swine flu, you FUCKING FAILED.
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Post by: tricky on April 30, 2009, 09:41:51 AM
What she said.

Guys, if I die in June, it's Luke's fault.
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Post by: taiko on April 30, 2009, 09:43:21 AM
and if she lives in june - for the first time, REALLY lives her life TO THE FULLEST - then that's my fault too.
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Post by: tricky on April 30, 2009, 09:44:47 AM
Also true.

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=491.msg24099#msg24099 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=491.msg24099#msg24099)
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Post by: tricky on April 30, 2009, 03:50:05 PM
So did bagman hook up with the 18 y.o. again???

I need updates...
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Post by: Thrash on April 30, 2009, 04:53:55 PM
I applied the pressure just right and she bucked and thrashed wildly.

Leave me out of this ...
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Post by: bagman on April 30, 2009, 08:47:45 PM
Negative on any more random 18-year old hook ups. She said she wanted to hang out again because the thought of a one night thing made her feel guilty, but I am fairly positive I don't want to be involved any more with this girl.

She has an amazing body, and a nice bag of tricks while giving a blowjob (things that J never did), but I don't need to be hanging out with any suicidal 18 year olds.

Especially when they still live at their parent's house.

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Post by: taiko on April 30, 2009, 09:23:17 PM
psch.

if she had such a nice body, you'd be crazy to pass up a few more goes.
OH BUT WAIT.  YOU'RE BAGMAN.

is her CL ad still up?  if so, let's see what first attracted you to this girl!
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Post by: Zoomie on April 30, 2009, 09:30:03 PM
Especially when they still live at their parent's house.



Dude, you could be banging her hot mom.

I told you guys he was gonna fuck this up...
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Post by: bagman on April 30, 2009, 09:40:23 PM
Especially when they still live at their parent's house.



Dude, you could be banging her hot mom.

I told you guys he was gonna fuck this up...

No, what I really fucked up on was not taking a Japanese cutie back home with me.

Hey Lucas, it is actually. What attracted me to her ad was the subject line - I wanted action that night. (That was Sunday night - I was horny as hell from my week of gawking at Asian girls in short skirts and knee night socks, and I liked that she wanted something right then. Haha I mean I got home at 8pm on Sunday and was already hitting craigslist later than evening.

http://austin.craigslist.org/w4m/1141908047.html (http://austin.craigslist.org/w4m/1141908047.html)

Like I said, I did feel bad at first... but when she got into it, I knew she wanted it just as badly as I did! Common goals are good.

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Post by: taiko on April 30, 2009, 09:44:32 PM
Like I said, I did feel bad at first... but when she got into it, I knew she wanted it just as badly as I did! Common goals are good.
How old did you tell her that you were?

hahahaha!
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Post by: bagman on April 30, 2009, 09:55:52 PM
Lying is fairly useless and I have no place in my life for it. She asked me when I was driving her to my place (in hindsight that was pretty retarded - she knows where I live now), and I told her 28. She was like oh wow I thought you were younger. I went "huh?" and she said she thought I was about 25.

What's cool is I broke the ice when she got into the car, I shook her hand and immediately said "So do you meet random men off Craigslist often?" She laughed and replied "Well do you meet suicidal 18 year olds off Cragslist often?" She also said she was very nervous and I told her I was too (I was a bit). She said she had never met somebody off Craigslist before. 

Later as we were talking on the couch after our first session, I told her that she was the 2nd girl I have ever had sex with, and she seemed to really like that. She asked me at least twice more when we were in my room "Am I really the 2nd girl you've had sex with?"

It was a surreal night.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 30, 2009, 10:01:22 PM
Awww, how fucking sweet.
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Post by: underclass on April 30, 2009, 10:08:17 PM
I like it how you push people away who want to get to know you better. That attitude will take you places
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 30, 2009, 10:13:22 PM
Me??? Or BagHag?  Cuz if it's me, I don't understand.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: daisymae on April 30, 2009, 10:15:32 PM
I bet she wasn't 18.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: underclass on April 30, 2009, 10:17:10 PM
Me??? Or BagHag?  Cuz if it's me, I don't understand.

I'll post about you when you get a girl, man. Until then, chill
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: tricky on April 30, 2009, 10:18:19 PM
I bet she wasn't 18.

Yeah more like 16/ 17
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 30, 2009, 10:20:43 PM
Me??? Or BagHag?  Cuz if it's me, I don't understand.

I'll post about you when you get a girl, man. Until then, chill

Won't be for a while.  I'm happy living the solitary life right now.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: tricky on April 30, 2009, 11:13:30 PM
Me too. I wonder when I'll feel like putting any time or effort into other people again. Maybe not until I'm an old hag.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on April 30, 2009, 11:50:37 PM
I like it how you push people away who want to get to know you better. That attitude will take you places

Dr. Drew says things are always based in childhood. I had no dad from my young formative years (2 - 7), then my mom married my step-dad who I disliked for years, but actually am very close to now, and my mom is now on her third marriage. My step-dad on his second marriage, and I haven't talked to my real-dad in 5 years.

So yeah, I have a lot of trouble with closeness and bringing people into my life. It makes me feel uneasy.

I actually kind of had this conversation with suicidal girl, and told her I have never been in a relationship and that "I don't like people". It's really not that I don't like people, it's just that I am more comfortable by myself.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 30, 2009, 11:56:59 PM
That's okay. We're more comfortable with you by yourself, too.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on April 30, 2009, 11:59:45 PM
no reason to change what works, right?
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on May 01, 2009, 12:13:13 AM
Define "works".
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on May 01, 2009, 12:19:27 AM
A nasty thought came into my head a moment ago, when I turned on my netbook. It has a webcam...

You all have seen my cock... but you haven't yet experienced a bagman sex tape. *Scratches chin hair* Maybe I should invite her back over for one more roll in the sack, and you sick bastards can watch it in all it's glory.

Hahaha the ideas I come up with in this fucked up cranium of mine, sometimes.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on May 01, 2009, 12:24:28 AM
you could even ask her if she's into that kind of thing.
maybe she's an exhibitionist like you.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on May 01, 2009, 12:25:17 AM
All I hear in my head right now is the turtle sound from that video...... *jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie*
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: psychopathetic on May 01, 2009, 12:27:19 AM
I am completely dumbfounded as to what is an appropriate response.

I keep trying to think of what to say and I am literally hearing crickets in my head.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on May 01, 2009, 12:30:56 AM
Yeah same here.  I'm gonna let Baggy do what he wants.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on May 01, 2009, 12:34:41 AM
I am completely dumbfounded as to what is an appropriate response.

if it helps at all, most netbooks use a 0.3 MP webcam, which would result in really shitty, pixelated images.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: underclass on May 01, 2009, 12:45:54 AM
can we do it as in interactive chat session?

Eric: "Now pull your cock out of her ass and draw a speed line down her torso in her own poo. Now do the other side. OK... take up your cane, your box of ping pong balls and a stopwatch..."
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: tricky on May 01, 2009, 01:13:09 AM
eehhnn eehhnn eehhnn
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on May 01, 2009, 01:31:57 AM
eehhnn eehhnn eehhnn

ROFL
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: daisymae on May 01, 2009, 01:10:10 PM
That turtle will live forever.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on May 01, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
--TuRtLe -- SeX-- (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OYjOmMc008#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: daisymae on May 01, 2009, 02:01:24 PM
Apparently that bitch needed to be told how it was.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on May 01, 2009, 02:11:02 PM
The first time I saw that I was fucking cracking up.  I mean, shit, I wish I could headbutt a bitch to the point where she finally concedes and let's me mount her.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: daisymae on May 01, 2009, 02:36:51 PM
You can, but it's called rape.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on May 01, 2009, 03:24:57 PM
Fruit bats are notorious rapers:
Violent Bat Rape Fuck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbbixtBVABM#lq-hq)
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: ttfg on May 01, 2009, 03:35:44 PM
Dolphins are faggot rapists

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexuality#Bottlenose_Dolphins (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexuality#Bottlenose_Dolphins)

Bottlenose Dolphin males have been observed working in pairs to follow and/or restrict the movement of a female for weeks at a time, waiting for her to become sexually receptive. The same pairs have also been observed engaging in intense sexual play with each other.

Janet Mann, a professor of biology and psychology at Georgetown University, argues[66] that the common same-sex behaviour among male dolphin calves is about bond formation and benefits the species evolutionarily. They cite studies that have shown the dolphins later in life are bisexual and the male bonds forged from homosexuality work for protection as well as locating females to reproduce with.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on May 01, 2009, 03:38:30 PM
They're just fuck buddies, to put it simply.  They fuck each other till they can fuck a female.  Sounds like humans.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: ttfg on May 01, 2009, 03:41:30 PM
I went look for the work done last year or 3 years ago, im a bit fuzzy on it, where a group saw a pack of male dolphins raping one female, but thats all i found.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on May 01, 2009, 03:43:25 PM
Gang rape is so hawt.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: 13chemicals on May 01, 2009, 04:32:42 PM
Gang rape is soooo 2008.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: psychopathetic on May 01, 2009, 05:29:17 PM
hey, 2008 was a good vintage.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on May 02, 2009, 06:39:28 PM
I am completely dumbfounded as to what is an appropriate response.

if it helps at all, most netbooks use a 0.3 MP webcam, which would result in really shitty, pixelated images.

*whew*

I say do it, however, CARD HER first!
(and see if she'll do anal; tear up her ass while she tears up her wrists!)
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on May 02, 2009, 09:23:45 PM
God dammit. I promised myself I would stay away from Craigslist, but now that I know how easy it is to pick up cuties and fuck them the same night, I can't stop myself.

Check this ad out. HOT AS FUCK. REPLYING NOW.

http://austin.craigslist.org/cas/1151567845.html (http://austin.craigslist.org/cas/1151567845.html)

Quote
Just a workin girl over here not very excited these days... gettin bored of my friends, need a new circle.. pretty open minded. I mean before I was afraid of em but after I really like going to shootin ranges now lol. Not sure if that is a turn of.. for some but I like to try new things! Um so not sure what else to put here just be normal, snae that sort of thing. No games also. Plz?

Yeah so let's see if things mesh well. You have my pics so send your's! No drama..

non pro non spam...... just a gun nut lookin for a good time!

    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

(http://images.craigslist.org/3k53me3o2ZZZZZZZZZ95240e943b08bc018e5.jpg)

Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on May 02, 2009, 09:25:40 PM
OMG Baggy STAY AWAY! She is going to fucking shoot you if you fuck with her which is most likely!
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: tricky on May 02, 2009, 09:30:14 PM
Bagman is going to get his peepee shot off!
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on May 02, 2009, 09:31:05 PM
Quote
Just a workin girl over here not very excited these days... gettin bored of my friends, need a new circle.. pretty open minded. I mean before I was afraid of em but after I really like going to shootin ranges now lol. Not sure if that is a turn of.. for some but I like to try new things! Um so not sure what else to put here just be normal, snae that sort of thing. No games also. Plz?

Yeah so let's see if things mesh well. You have my pics so send your's! No drama..

non pro non spam...... just a gun nut lookin for a good time!

    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

(http://images.craigslist.org/3k53me3o2ZZZZZZZZZ95240e943b08bc018e5.jpg)

That takes you out of the running, bagman.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on May 02, 2009, 09:33:39 PM
Yep.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on May 03, 2009, 12:57:35 AM
There's a Lord after all... there's a Lord after all. I just got a reply from said gun girl, above!

With two more pics, which of course I am sharing with you!

Oh my fuck. I WILL create a webcam sex tape, if she comes over.

(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/a1a76be5f3.jpg)(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/6c60336e2b.jpg)

I give her being spam, a 75% chance, though even though she sent a reply to my reply to her ad and sent two more photos...


Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: ttfg on May 03, 2009, 01:04:16 AM
She wont fuck you. Ive seen your pic.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: tricky on May 03, 2009, 01:05:33 AM
Cute face, fake tits, guns.

Kyle is doomed!
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: psychopathetic on May 03, 2009, 01:07:08 AM
NEEDS MOAR TATTOOS
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: underclass on May 03, 2009, 01:08:07 AM
There's a Lord after all... there's a Lord after all. I just got a reply from said gun girl, above!

With two more pics, which of course I am sharing with you!

Oh my fuck. I WILL create a webcam sex tape, if she comes over.

(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/a1a76be5f3.jpg)(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/6c60336e2b.jpg)

I give her being spam, a 75% chance, though even though she sent a reply to my reply to her ad and sent two more photos...




That is pretty hot. I dare you not to screw it up
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on May 03, 2009, 01:17:40 AM
if she's real, she'll be able to tell you what range she shoots at, and what bars she goes to.
and you and i will be able to recognize them.

HOLY SHIT, THOSE ARE HUGE EARRINGS.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on May 03, 2009, 01:19:35 AM
NEEDS MOAR TATTOOS
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on May 03, 2009, 01:25:58 AM
sPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMASDFKNLsangjklaghjkgahkljghajklghsagsjkaghgjklshakghasghajklghdfklajghw3qipu235`!#!$@#%@T$T

I replied and "she" replied, with some fucking website to sign up so I could get her cell phone.
http://trisha.dchozn.com (http://trisha.dchozn.com)

FUCK YOU GOD. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T REAL.
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Post by: psychopathetic on May 03, 2009, 01:29:04 AM
hahaha awesome
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 01:52:02 AM
Hahaha, I love it!  The fake girl is pretty fucking hot though.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on May 03, 2009, 01:54:38 AM
FUCK YOU GOD. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T REAL.
How can you tell?
Maybe she's just cautious.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: underclass on May 03, 2009, 02:07:51 AM
as if a girl that hot would need craigslist to get anywhere
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on May 03, 2009, 02:12:02 AM
as if a girl that hot would need craigslist to get anywhere
Please reference tricky's post, about having an entertaining night at home.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on May 03, 2009, 02:21:24 AM
Hey now. That girl "R" I went out on some dates with was smoking hot.

*Sigh this is going to take a while.*

*Furiously searching TSI*

God dammit. What happened to all the photos I posted? They aren't showing up. ANY of them.
http://www.thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?138157.0 (http://www.thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?138157.0)

Ohhhh I think I know why. They were facebook or myspace photos that are now hidden or something. FUCK.

ANYWAY, point is she was hotter than hell.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: underclass on May 03, 2009, 02:22:46 AM
and?
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: bagman on May 03, 2009, 02:26:07 AM
Ah, here we are. If at first I don't succeed, I start digging through my humongous stalker photo cache.

Remember her:

(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/2184/pic5suw.jpg)

Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on May 03, 2009, 02:47:00 AM
and?
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: 13chemicals on May 03, 2009, 03:11:12 AM
That girl looks like an average normal chick.  I like her necklace too.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on May 03, 2009, 03:24:51 AM
eyebrows - too pluckt.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: psychopathetic on May 03, 2009, 10:13:27 AM
that is a very unflattering angle at which to take a photo of one's chest puppets.
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 10:27:33 AM
Well why don't you show us a better angle?
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: daisymae on May 03, 2009, 10:37:37 AM
that is a very unflattering angle at which to take a photo of one's chest puppets.

And turkey neck.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 10:46:25 AM
She looks like Bagman just offered to give her a "back massage" (see: puke in my mouth)
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: daisymae on May 03, 2009, 10:58:43 AM
She also looks like an amputee...
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Post by: tricky on May 03, 2009, 11:26:44 AM
Big floppy saggy boobs, woooo
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 11:30:42 AM
She also looks like an amputee...

Well shit, that explains how Kyle even got near her.
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on May 04, 2009, 05:33:38 PM
Quote from: Trisha, Kyle's CL Dis
Were you sent here by a girl named
Trisha from Jacksonville, FL
who wants to be
safe and meet you?

This is good ...
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: psychopathetic on May 04, 2009, 09:19:04 PM
Well why don't you show us a better angle?

(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000ea6xk)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0018xdwd)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0017f50z)

oh, i have all the angles for making boobs look good giant.

(great, now someone is going to start a thread about "why does every thread here have to turn to pictures of sarah's boobs? blah blah blah, whore")
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Post by: Zoomie on May 04, 2009, 09:28:37 PM
(http://rejectedreality.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/churchsign_loser.jpg)
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: FAH-Q on May 04, 2009, 09:30:40 PM
(great, now someone is going to start a thread about "why does every thread here have to turn to pictures of sarah's boobs? blah blah blah, whore")

It won't be me!
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Thrash on May 05, 2009, 12:40:33 AM
Yeah, it's a bandwagon I'm not gonna jump on either ...
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: taiko on May 05, 2009, 12:43:54 AM
(great, now someone is going to start a thread about "why doesn't every thread here have to turn to pictures of sarah's boobs...?)
Title: Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart.
Post by: Drugmoth on May 05, 2009, 01:04:57 AM
Well why don't you show us a better angle?

(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000ea6xk)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0018xdwd)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0017f50z)

oh, i have all the angles for making boobs look good giant.

(great, now someone is going to start a thread about "why does every thread here have to turn to pictures of sarah's boobs? blah blah blah, whore")

<3 <3 <3