Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: bagman on April 04, 2009, 07:43:20 PM
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She gets back from her Africa trip on Tuesday. I was actually hoping that she'd forget about it me while on her vacation, but as always God denies my prayers. She sent me an e-mail last Wednesday:
Hi! Just got back from the most AMAZING two day safari into Botswana. It's really incredible here. All the people are really nice, the nicest, Happiest people I've met. Keep Tuesday the seventh open for me. I will text you when I get back, lets do dinner that night.
I never responded to her e-mail, because I have definitely made my decision that I do not want to see her again. Unfortunately, she must have thought I didn't see her last e-mail because she just sent me another one this morning.
...I have tons of pictures to show you when I get back. Do you want dinner Tuesday night? If so, what?...and back to the casa around 4 so I can go grocery shopping before starting dinner...
Hope you've had a good past week and a half. Did you ever get your tickets to Tokyo? When are you going?
She is totally bent on cooking me dinner and then fucking me the DAY she gets back. I have to man up and just say enough is enough. I don't have the same feelings for her that she has for me, and it's time for both of us to move on. She is very sensitive about the whole situation because apparently her last boyfriend (of 3 months) didn't want to commit to her either, and then ended up getting a girlfriend like two weeks later. Pretty blatant there, casa nova. I don't want to fall into the same trap. Doubtful I will meet a girl in two weeks that I deem girlfriend material, but stranger things have happened.
Bottom line is that I need help. What can I do that will inflict the minimal about of hurt on "J"? Obviously no matter what I do she will be hurt, but I don't want to go in there with a butcher knife and carve her heart out or anything. I have never had to do this before. Earlier this year I went out with this girl twice, and she too was ga ga over me. I left after the second date not setting up a third, and she texted me all throughout the week and kept inviting me over to her house to cook me dinner, watch football, etc. I finally just wrote her an e-mail that I was not interested in going out on another date with her, because the chemistry wasn't there. But that was only two dates. This is... 4 months. E-mail isn't going to cut it.
It's funny, of all the CL girls I have gone out with over the past year, I could have had sex with 4 of them. ("J" I did not meet on CL) I even slept in "G"s bed and my erection was against her ass all night, but we didn't have sex. That was because I didn't try anything. I was too nice. In the morning she made me coffee and told me "You need to be more aggressive Kyle." The reason I didn't have sex with these girls before, was inside me. Not because women didn't want to have it with me. I was just so afraid, at being a 27/28 year old virgin. Remember the story of me almost walking out on "J" and not having sex at all, that night I was no longer a virgin? The fear just crippled me. Luckily as I opened her front door, something carnal took over me, and I ended up having sex.
So now that that whole virgin fear is behind me, if I can line up some dates with CL women, I think I'll fair much better in the sex department.
Anyway.
Suggestions on how to politely and lightly tell "J" that I am no longer interested in seeing her?
Please!
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Dude, for the 1000th time ...
... LINE UP THE NEXT ONE BEFORE YOU CHUCK THE FUCK-CHICK!
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Oh, and leave her number in this thread ...
I like women that flat-out INSIST they won't do anal; I dig the challenge (and usually prevail) ...
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No.
I am done feeling bad inside about this whole situation. I have managed with my hand just fine these past two weeks.
Breaking it off with her will give me the motivation I need to go and find another woman. As long as she is hanging around, and I have easy access to sex, why would I even bother looking elsewhere? I have barely put any effort into looking. I mean shit, Sasha is having to write personal ads for me. So I'm done, man.
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Ignore Thrash.
Dumping someone right after having been separated from each other is harsh, but the fucking betrayal of "lining up" the next fling while still with them is total dog shit.
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Morals are subjective. I'm going to go with it's only dog shit if she finds out.
As for how to break up with this J chick: Breaking up with someone and coming off looking like a good friend is hard fucking work. It's extremely fact-specific and I doubt anybody here can help you very much since you're the only one who really knows her. If there are no mitigating circumstances and you really have just been using her then be prepared to get blasted by this chick and take it like a man. That'll be the kindest to her. Let her hate you. If you don't care about her then dig into one of her own insecurities and destroy her while looking like a prince. I think that's pretty low, but to each their own.
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The minute she gets back just stuff it in her ass without warning ...
Then, after a slight apology, do it again ...
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You could, like, totally coke out for a few days ...
... according to Sam Kinison, these work like charms!
EDIT: TYPO
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Morals are subjective to the amoral.
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Morals are subjective to the amoral.
Lol so true.
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You've fucked this situation beyond repair. She's clearly emotionally invested and so are you, to some extent. There's no way out now without being an asshole, so your best bet is to be the least dishonest asshole possible. Be honest about being a complete emotional retard (literally), and that you're effectively a 16 year old kid when it comes to all this stuff, and that things are progressing a little fast for you. That said, the LAST thing you should do is make out that since she's your first, you're uncomfortable with her being your "only", and that you wanna dip your quill in some other inkpots, so to speak. This may be the truth, but in this particular case the absolute truth won't do anything but make her feel like a complete piece of useless shit who's not worth anything and might as well just die. Clearly that's not how you want her to feel, so don't let on that you like her OK but think you can do better, because it's never nice to feel that used.
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ugh if you can't break up with someone you say you're not-dating then maybe you shouldn't not-date anyone.
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Whoa ...
That was ...
WOW, Sarah ...
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Whoa ...
That was ...
WOW, Sarah ...
hahaha, stfu dave.
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I've never fucking done this before. Jesus.
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Actually, I meant that as a compliment, Sarah ...
Kyle, we know this ...
Sam Kinison has never steered anyone wrong ...
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Use the classic It's not you, it's me line.
They love to hear that. Espescially via text message. You dont want getting beat up again, right?
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Hit on her mom/cousin/sister/brother/dog ...
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Also, I think I might give my rubber cock to her as a going away present. She'd probably like that.
...unless tricky can prove to me she wants it more.
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Ohhhh thats a good one too Dave...
Or he could try "Sorry J, but I am gay."
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Also, I think I might give my rubber cock to her as a going away present. She'd probably like that.
...unless tricky can prove to me she wants it more.
Uhm, NOT a good idea ...
DP'ing her with it IS ...
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Ohhhh thats a good one too Dave...
Or he could try "Sorry J, but I am gay."
Hmm, I think Kinson'ing her is better ...
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Kinison's dead... let it go.
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But his advice lives on ...
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So does Muhammad's, doesn't mean we should live by it.
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I disagree ...
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Since I only know what you have mentioned in these threads and have only paid attention to about 40% of that information (as abundant as it is), my only question remains:
Since this girl has done just about everything under the sun imaginable to make you happy, what exactly is it you find so appalling about her that you want to pull an arch-dick move like breaking it off after separation. I don't even care how you do it, or have anything invested in either of your feelings whatsoever, but from an objective view, I cannot see why you would want to breakup with her in the first place, unless there is something you haven't told us.
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Since I only know what you have mentioned in these threads and have only paid attention to about 40% of that information (as abundant as it is), my only question remains:
Since this girl has done just about everything under the sun imaginable to make you happy, what exactly is it you find so appalling about her that you want to pull an arch-dick move like breaking it off after separation. I don't even care how you do it, or have anything invested in either of your feelings whatsoever, but from an objective view, I cannot see why you would want to breakup with her in the first place, unless there is something you haven't told us.
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I still don't fully get it either ...
But it's fun to offer commentary ...
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Bagman's the only one who really gets it. That's why its his ass she'll be stomping.
Advice regarding your penile dildo:
When you tell her you're breaking up with her she's liable to grab the nearest thing to hand, which in this case will just so happen to be your 15 cm pink rubber cock, and she'll proceed to beat poor old bagman to death with it. With breakups like this that's seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you man up and pay the piper when you owe.
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Pepper Spray ...
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Also, I think I might give my rubber cock to her as a going away present. She'd probably like that.
This is the worst idea in the thread.
THE. WORST. IDEA.
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You've fucked this situation beyond repair.
She's clearly emotionally invested and so are you, to some extent. There's no way out now without being an asshole, so your best bet is to be the least dishonest asshole possible.
Be honest about being a complete emotional retard (literally), and that you're effectively a 16 year old kid when it comes to all this stuff, and that things are progressing a little fast for you.
That said, the LAST thing you should do is make out that since she's your first, you're uncomfortable with her being your "only", and that you wanna dip your quill in some other inkpots, so to speak. This may be the truth, but in this particular case the absolute truth won't do anything but make her feel like a complete piece of useless shit who's not worth anything and might as well just die.
Clearly that's not how you want her to feel, so don't let on that you like her OK but think you can do better, because it's never nice to feel that used.
I've quoted Si here (and made his text more readable!) because this is the best advice so far.
Let me ask you some questions, so I can understand your perception of yourself:
Do you think you are good in bed?
Do you think you are good at relationships?
Do you think you are a good person?
Do you think you approach situations with common sense and a mature vision?
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Also, I think I might give my rubber cock to her as a going away present. She'd probably like that.
This is the worst idea in the thread.
THE. WORST. IDEA.
It's funny that you guys can never really tell if I am serious or not.
Answers to the ?s
1. Based on on what "J" tells me, I am good. But based on my level of experience, other girls may not agree. I need more experience, with other women, to answer that question. Myself, I feel much more confident than I did before, but want to test my confidence with other women. Like tricky.
2. No. I actually feel totally uncomfortable. Hopefully because I am just not used to relationships, and not due to some weird my mom-divorced-my dad when I was 2 and brought me up a single mother until I was 8, then the step-dad entered the picture and they had a difficult and twisted marriage, dr. drew "it's always based in childhood" prescription.
3. Actually, I do. That shows in the fact that I am worried about hurting "J"'s feelings. Contrary to my message-board disguise, I can empathize.
4. Sometimes.
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Also, I think I might give my rubber cock to her as a going away present. She'd probably like that.
This is the worst idea in the thread.
Also, I think I might give my rubber cock to her as a going away present. She'd probably like that.
...unless tricky can prove to me she wants it more.
Uhm, NOT a good idea ...
DP'ing her with it IS ...
Best Idea ...
After this:
The minute she gets back just stuff it in her ass without warning ...
Then, after a slight apology, do it again ...
OR
You could, like, totally coke out for a few days ...
... according to Sam Kinison, these work like charms!
EDIT: TYPO
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It's funny that you guys can never really tell if I am serious or not.
it's funny that the only things you think are funny are things you originate.
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He's Andy Kaufman?
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1. Based on on what "J" tells me, I am good. But based on my level of experience, other girls may not agree. I need more experience, with other women, to answer that question. Myself, I feel much more confident than I did before, but want to test my confidence with other women. Like tricky.
In your opinion, are you better or worse in bed than you expected to be?
2. No. I actually feel totally uncomfortable. Hopefully because I am just not used to relationships, and not due to some weird my mom-divorced-my dad when I was 2 and brought me up a single mother until I was 8, then the step-dad entered the picture and they had a difficult and twisted marriage, dr. drew "it's always based in childhood" prescription.
Is J at all aware of this situation?
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3. Actually, I do. That shows in the fact that I am worried about hurting "J"'s feelings. Contrary to my message-board disguise, I can empathize.
Counterintuitively, a good person probably would not have kissed and told so much. I'm just pointing this out objectively, not implying that you're a BAD person.
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Morals are subjective.
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Myself, I feel much more confident than I did before, but want to test my confidence with other women. Like tricky.
I'm wet.
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Morals are subjective.
Let's not get off-topic here. :P
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Why don't you just say, "I think we are better as friends and not girlfriend and boyfriend." Then say, "I love hanging out with you, but I don't think we should take the sexual relationship any further." THEN you make plans to hang out a week later and you flake out. Then you re-make plans and flake out again. The open-ended break-up is always the best. Because you don't look like a jerk, you just look like a flakey friend. DIg?!
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Why don't you just say, "I think we are better as friends and not girlfriend and boyfriend." Then say, "I love hanging out with you, but I don't think we should take the sexual relationship any further." THEN you make plans to hang out a week later and you flake out. Then you re-make plans and flake out again. The open-ended break-up is always the best. Because you don't look like a jerk, you just look like a flakey friend. DIg?!
Wow life makes so much more sense now. Thanks Sasha!
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3. Actually, I do. That shows in the fact that I am worried about hurting "J"'s feelings. Contrary to my message-board disguise, I can empathize.
Counterintuitively, a good person probably would not have kissed and told so much. I'm just pointing this out objectively, not implying that you're a BAD person.
I don't believe that being an exhibitionist is necessarily bad and/or evil. Funny, I never really knew I've always had this little thing inside me. After that encounter when I was at "J"s place and she started going at me on the couch, with her 3 other roommates there, and I was totally excited and thrilled, I started to understand. Looking back I should have known before now. Many years ago (I posted about it on the original L-G) I had an hour long make out session on a bench at night in front of the capitol. People walked by, and I liked it. The same girl, then beat me off in the parking lot of an iHop, with people walking by and anybody could just look in the windows. (Until they fogged up) "J" and I both took pisses out in public behind the Alamo Drafthouse a few weeks ago... of course I was very drunk that time. I've also fantasized about bending a girl over the hood of my car and having sex, right out in daylight so people driving by could be like wtf! Haha.
So posting on boards, has also fed this "exhibitionist" thing of mine I guess...
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3. Actually, I do. That shows in the fact that I am worried about hurting "J"'s feelings. Contrary to my message-board disguise, I can empathize.
while we all appreciate you keeping us updated as to your relationship and sexual status, maybe you should be a little more gentlemanly and... not. there is not another person here who goes into such detail, publicly, about their sexual activities or on the shortcomings of their partner.
and everyone here has had more relationships... nay, more relationships that were more successful than the one you're dealing with right now. i think there might be something of a correlation there. exes are fair game, for sure. but if you want to keep someone around, don't go telling all your current business to everyone. just for future reference. unless, of course, the other half knows about it. how embarrassing would it be for her if all of this was brought to light? and who would she blame? not me, not dave, not sasha or luke. just you.
so don't go around saying you're a good person and you care about how she feels because if she knew about all of this i think she would disagree.
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You're welcome!
I lost Kyle's number so I am telling him now to go to Red Scoot Inn tonight because it will be full of skinny as shit hipster girls, plus I will be there. I'll let you be my wingman Kyle, I'll be Maverick and you can be the Ice-Man.
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Why don't you just say, "I think we are better as friends and not girlfriend and boyfriend." Then say, "I love hanging out with you, but I don't think we should take the sexual relationship any further." THEN you make plans to hang out a week later and you flake out. Then you re-make plans and flake out again. The open-ended break-up is always the best. Because you don't look like a jerk, you just look like a flakey friend. DIg?!
Thanks!
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Myself, I feel much more confident than I did before, but want to test my confidence with other women. Like tricky.
I'm wet.
I'm about to be.
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I'm about to be.
Hawt
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Why don't you just say, "I think we are better as friends and not girlfriend and boyfriend." Then say, "I love hanging out with you, but I don't think we should take the sexual relationship any further." THEN you make plans to hang out a week later and you flake out. Then you re-make plans and flake out again. The open-ended break-up is always the best. Because you don't look like a jerk, you just look like a flakey friend. DIg?!
No No No No Noooooo, you dont give him advice that might actually work! I'm looking forward to reading all the sordid details of this train that is obviously hurtling towards trainwreck!
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I'll let you be my wingman Kyle, I'll be Maverick and you can be the Ice-Man.
Oh god, NPH moment: "Have you met Ted?"
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I think I'm taking Sasha up on her offer! Now I have something to do on this previously-retarded, Saturday evening.
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Do it; I would ...
Wow, Sasha's REALLY coming through here ...
Hold me, Mosh ...
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Wow, Sasha's REALLY coming through here ...
make a list of things sasha is good at, and ending relationships will be on it.
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*nods*
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Have fun tonight, see you tomorrow!
I think no matter what you do with J, you're going to fuck it up.
I don't know even the basics of your non-sexual relationship with her, but here's my advice based on your responses above:
1) Be humble and self-deprecating. This is your fault, so act like it.
2) Don't try to use humor or wit to soften the blow. Breakups aren't funny.
3) Don't talk about the physical aspects of the relationship. It's irrelevant.
4) Lie, if necessary, to let her save face. If you REALLY care, you'll take the hit.
And, most importantly, don't ask for our advice and then not follow it. You do that a lot.
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Eitje is right! Listen to him. He's like smart & stuff. Unlike the rest of us fucktards.
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I will.
PS: You're not a fucktard.
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I'm glad we got an animated depiction of the only thing that will be touching Kyle's dick for the next few months.
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Wtf just happened Thrash? We were on the same level? Weird....
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HAHAHHAHA .....
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Oh, she's in Africa......explains the lack of communication.
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Funny, I never really knew I've always had this little thing inside me.
I dunno if Tricky's still gonna want that little thing if you've already used it.
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Have fun tonight, see you tomorrow!
I think no matter what you do with J, you're going to fuck it up.
I don't know even the basics of your non-sexual relationship with her, but here's my advice based on your responses above:
1) Be humble and self-deprecating. This is your fault, so act like it.
2) Don't try to use humor or wit to soften the blow. Breakups aren't funny.
3) Don't talk about the physical aspects of the relationship. It's irrelevant.
4) Lie, if necessary, to let her save face. If you REALLY care, you'll take the hit.
And, most importantly, don't ask for our advice and then not follow it. You do that a lot.
Some day, after Lucas' advice has been ignored ad nausem, the only advice he'll have left to give is fucktard shit like the rest of us.
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Funny, I never really knew I've always had this little thing inside me.
I dunno if Tricky's still gonna want that little thing if you've already used it.
Of course I will. I'm a whore for bagman.
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;)
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Yeah. That's right. Please defiile my body, bagman.
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Sick.
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You're welcome!
I lost Kyle's number so I am telling him now to go to Red Scoot Inn tonight because it will be full of skinny as shit hipster girls, plus I will be there.
Redundant.
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so........................ what's up? Did Kyle dump her or what? It's Wednesday already, and these are the days of our lives.
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I get the feeling bagman has not posted because he's getting his cock stiched back on.
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I get the feeling bagman has not posted because he's getting his cock stiched back on.
I really loled.
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I get the feeling bagman has not posted because he's getting his lungs stiched back in.
Fixed.
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He texted me and said he ended stuff with her and that he was going back to
craigslist loaded-gun to find people to date.
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I get the feeling bagman has not posted because he's getting his cock stiched back on.
I really loled.
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Am i missing something ? Whats with all the posting of quotes ?
Without adding anything I meant, it's happening all over the place.
~confused
(garammer good i'm with.)
and while im thinking about it, i'm >:( that nobody has taken a swing at :)
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http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=225.msg11094#msg11094 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=225.msg11094#msg11094)
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Yeah, but im seeing non-self quotes too !!!!
example : drugmoth, above.
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I think it means you share that person's opinion
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I now how a reason to like "word" typed ad nauseum.
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w3rd
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:)
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I think it means you share that person's opinion
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I think it means you share that person's opinion
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w3rd
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I think it means you share that person's opinion
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I think it means you share that person's opinion
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w3rd
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Meh
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w3rd
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Meh
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Where the fuck is bagman? Hospital?
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http://www.redtube.com/505 (http://www.redtube.com/505)
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That's been one of my favorite clips for a long ass time. HAWT.
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what the fuck is "
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what the fuck is "
Ask tricky.
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I just realized the title of this thread is the most emo fagtastic shit ever.
*reacharound*
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Love you tricky.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibid. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibid.)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ditto (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ditto)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/shutupyoufaggots (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/shutupyoufaggots)!!!
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Thats is fucking funny. Five stars.
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Snuffalufagus, hahahahaha
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SNUFFALUFAGUS!
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UPagus, people. snuffleUPagus. Yeesh, this drives me batty.
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Snuffalufagus is the new Shutupyoufaggots. Wikipedia has spoken.
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Since the pic was captioned I didn't feel the need to correct Gooki or whatever.
shutupyoufaggots.
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Look now!
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WE'RE FAMOUS!!!
Told you I'd make you guys famous. Actually I threatened.
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Bummer
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Meh. Fame is fleeting.
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Yeah, it's now deleted ...
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Yeah, it's now deleted ...
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It had been deleted by maybe 7:40 or so last night. They move fast.
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I still have a shot of it in it's fully glory (as merely a tagged for deletion article)
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Ok you guys do know that I made that wiki entry right? Beacuse you all seem rather excited about it.
You guys can go right ahead and edit it and add more and blah blah blah, or you could add it on urbandictionary if you so desired.
Fags.
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And a mere two posts below the captain obvious cat...
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*sigh*
Post a screenshot ...
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I hate you all, except for C.
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Thanks ....
Cunt ...
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I hate you all, except for C.
But, I love you...
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Thanks ....
Cunt ...
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I just use you for your body...
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Thanks ....
Cunt ...
I was joking, cunt...
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cunts
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I hate you all, except for C.
:'(
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I was joking, cunt...
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JOKES CAN STILL HURT, cunt.
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Yeah ...
Cunt ...
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Fuckface!
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CuntFace!
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fuckcuntfag!
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cunt
fuck
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Whatever.cunt
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http://www.whatever.cunt.com/faggotsthelotofyou (http://www.whatever.cunt.com/faggotsthelotofyou)
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I want that domain ...
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I'd fuck you all in the cunt if I could.
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Me first!
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sluts
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I like being a whore.
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For me, that site's in ENGLISH.cunt
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I'd fuck you all in the cunt if I could.
Please see this thread (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=197.0).
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Mr. Reference strikes again ...
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Kyle likes to reference too. I personally can't remember shit that was said more than ten minutes after it is said, so I guess I'm not nerdy enough to reference. BTW Where the fuck is Kyle? I called him the other night when I was drunk and I remember him texting me back that he wished he had lined up another girl.... I wonder if it he has a new pooh bear in his life yet.
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I told him to line up another girl all along but did that retard listen to me? No, of course not, that would have made too much sense.
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I'm taking negro to a titty salon first thing... get that smile back on his dial!
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wordfilter?
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Hmmm dont think so... I'll check.
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No word filter on the word "negro", just on the word "I a n"
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I told him to line up another girl all along but did that retard listen to me? No, of course not, that would have made too much sense.
Dude he hasn't listened to a single piece of advice any of us have given him for 10 YEAARS. We told him not to get rid of the fat girl at ALL unless she was pushing a commitment on him. To hone his skills on her. Whatev. Good riddance.
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(http://f.imagehost.org/0519/jo.jpg)
Fuck me Kyle! Fuck me! No don't leave me!
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What is a titty salon?
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You should make that a LOL imagine, danzig...
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(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/16/128843718165781272.jpg)
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(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/16/128843722783048914.jpg)
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Oh, fuck ...
That hurt, I laughed so hard ...
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OK, you do realize that someone, somewhere, is going to see those pictures...
And that someone is going to tell her...
And she's going to come here and see them...
And read Kyle's accounts of sex with her...
And then YOU TWO will be responsible for his death....
And we'll still laugh about it in 20 years.
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Anti-Social.com The sequel.
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some one should push that process along a bit...
got her email?
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(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/17/128844336716357160.jpg)
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Guys, guys.....I've alreay made contact with her via myspace and have stopped getting replies. I never got a chance to give her this address :(
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What's her myspace page?
I'll risk going back to that festering shitpile to push to the right conclusion.
Yup, a murder-suicide.
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Jo: http://www.myspace.com/dragynxx (http://www.myspace.com/dragynxx)
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Bagman keeps sending me daily updates of his goings on with Jo. What can I say, he's in love with me!
Last nights text:
"That was awkward. She was pissed that all I did was say hi, pick up my shirts, chatted a few mins and left. She has been texting me 'what the fuck happened to you while I was gone to turn you into an insensative ass.' Sigh, I actually feel hurt in my chest."
I've felt that hurt in the chest before. It was from my own heartbreak, but can it be possible that bagman got his little heart broken???
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He is like a 16 year old when it comes to relationships because he is pretty much starting where a 16 year old would, how do you expect him to act maturely about it or even know a LITTLE about what the fuck he is doing or how to treat a woman?
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Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat, it's all been wrong.
Tricky has the emo!
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It's a Seinfeld quote! But we already knew that I have the emo.
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Come here tricky, *pats lap*.....come sit on uncle Dylan, I'll hold you all creepy-like until the emo goes away.
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We all get the emo sooner or later.
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"That was awkward. She was pissed that all I did was say hi, pick up my shirts, chatted a few mins and left. She has been texting me 'what the fuck happened to you while I was gone to turn you into an insensative ass.' Sigh, I actually feel hurt in my chest."
I've felt that hurt in the chest before. It was from my own heartbreak, but can it be possible that bagman got his little heart broken???
It's interesting that she didn't think he was insensitive before.
If it's broken, he's done it to himself.
That's why it really hurts.
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Agreed ...
Additionally, well, more "also",
OK, you do realize that someone, somewhere, is going to see those pictures...
And that someone is going to tell her...
And she's going to come here and see them...
And read Kyle's accounts of sex with her...
And then YOU TWO will be responsible for his death....
And we'll still laugh about it in 20 years.
I was gonna say something about this as well, but I wanted to be out of the cross-fire; you know?
You know, there's more about her on Thrash Inc/TSi than here ....
FUCK!
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"That was awkward. She was pissed that all I did was say hi, pick up my shirts, chatted a few mins and left. She has been texting me 'what the fuck happened to you while I was gone to turn you into an insensative ass.' Sigh, I actually feel hurt in my chest."
I've felt that hurt in the chest before. It was from my own heartbreak, but can it be possible that bagman got his little heart broken???
It's interesting that she didn't think he was insensitive before.
If it's broken, he's done it to himself.
That's why it really hurts.
You know what it is. He's found a decent girl, maybe not mega stunning in the looks dept, but willing to do anything for him. He dont know what to do about it. Coz he likes that. What he doesnt know is that girls who spend all their time making sure they look great dont spend time worrying about anyone other than themselves. So if he's dense enough to finds one of these types dense enough to go out with him, then he's gonna find out what real pain is.
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FULLY NOTED AND AGREED TO!
^5
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Preach on brotherman!
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And she's going to come here and see them...
And read Kyle's accounts of sex with her...
You know, there's more about her on Thrash Inc/TSi than here ....
You guys are giving her a lot of curiosity and a skillset which she probably doesn't have.
Unless she's pulled here, there's nothing to worry about!
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My thoughts exactly, Luke.
He also said that he was going out with Sasha2. I don't remember when. I deleted the text.
I bet going on a date with a 19 year old when yoiu are 28 is nothing but fun. But, hey, at least she's cute, right? hahaha
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He also said that he was going out with Sasha2. I don't remember when. I deleted the text.
I bet going on a date with a 19 year old when yoiu are 28 is nothing but fun. But, hey, at least she's cute, right? hahaha
a few facts:
S2 turns out to be ~23.
she's not interested in dating him, since every time they meet up, she brings along a guy friend.
i saw her at a wedding reception a few weekends ago. She was very skinny, but with a plump buttocks. Waifish, and very self-absorbed. Not attractice to me.
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Good for anal pr0n though ...
... recruit her at once!
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for jizzmop.com
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He also said that he was going out with Sasha2. I don't remember when. I deleted the text.
I bet going on a date with a 19 year old when yoiu are 28 is nothing but fun. But, hey, at least she's cute, right? hahaha
a few facts:
S2 turns out to be ~23.
she's not interested in dating him, since every time they meet up, she brings along a guy friend.
i saw her at a wedding reception a few weekends ago. She was very skinny, but with a plump buttocks. Waifish, and very self-absorbed. Not attractice to me.
Being self-absorbed is part of being a hipster!
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Good for anal pr0n though ...
... recruit her at once!
for jizzmop.com
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Being self-absorbed is part of being a hipster!
It's true.
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Being self-absorbed is part of being a hipster!
It's true.
It's actually most important quality #2, right behind clothing so tight you might cut off circulation to your feet at number 1.
Bagman should've broken up with this girl by saying, "NOT SCENE ENOUGH. GOOD BYE!"
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"YOU DON'T IGNORE ME ENOUGH. GOOD BYE."
"I just feel like I'm having to do all of the disrespecting in this relationship. That's putting a lot of strain on me. Good bye."
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"You flake out on me, I love you, your perfect!"
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"You flake out on me, I love you, your perfect!"
Isn't that pretty much how it works?
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Only if you find a needy woman and work it CORRECTLY.
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Talking about Kyle makes my soul weep.
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NOT SCENE ENOUGH. GOOD BYE!
Quote box....
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NOT SCENE ENOUGH. GOOD BYE!
Yano, this quote is really good because it relates to stuff going on in my life right now. Very funny.
Hello, insomnia!
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Hello, insomnia!
Somebody is going to be hating tomorrow, today.
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its true.
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can you pull a sickie and still get paid?
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(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8868/fucktoys.jpg)
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Drive-by poster !
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shibuya condomania?
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Looks like it.
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Looks like Michiko's bar is on the cards this evening. Sweet!
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NOICE!
Man, I'm so looking forward to hitting Shibuya.
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we're going to need a new tattoo for people who have gone there it's so awesome
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Whats Japanese cheese?
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O_O
japanese cheese (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnAJlRNXsxY#lq-lq2-hq)
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Somebody is going to be hating tomorrow, today.
OMG I hate today.
I want to get matching tattoo's with ian, nick, and luke.
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(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9170/monday420.jpg)
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HE POSTED! Hahahaha.
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One day in Nov, that will be me.
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HE POSTED! Hahahaha.
guess you missed the other one, too.
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Somebody is going to be hating tomorrow, today.
OMG I hate today.
I want to get matching tattoo's with ian, nick, and luke.
What about mine?
(http://g.imagehost.org/0149/075943.jpg)
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That's sort of bouquet garni-ish IMO. I think Ian, Nick, Luke, and myself should get like, little sushi tattoos or something.
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I'll let you get the Maguro tat, and work out what it means three years later
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hee hee tuna.
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"maguro - 1 definition - Japanese word for sushi quality tuna, used to refer to a girl who just lays there and does nothing during sex"
That's not me, buddy.
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You're not sushi quality?
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She's sushi grade tuna from a Safeway.
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Actually, more like 7-11.
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^5 sistah friend.
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W3rd ...
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Somebody is going to be hating tomorrow, today.
OMG I hate today.
It will be tomorrow once again before you know it.
What about mine?
http://g.imagehost.org/0149/075943.jpg (http://g.imagehost.org/0149/075943.jpg)
When I scrolled past this pic, I thought it was one of the girls.
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(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9170/monday420.jpg)
you look photoshopped into that picture.
I want to get matching tattoo's with ian, nick, and luke.
What about mine?
not enough holes. Gotta have 3 holes to be in the club.
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hole clubs, eh?
who wants to be in my 12 hole club?
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Somebody is going to be hating tomorrow, today.
OMG I hate today.
It will be tomorrow once again before you know it.
Ugh.
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I sure as hell don't.....
Who am I kidding?
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Eric, draft my cheese!
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(http://i43.tinypic.com/200qzo8.jpg)
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I see you're enjoying Don Q
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... DonQ Punch?
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If you can drag your ass outta JAX to get to Tokyo, I'll show you the greatest department store ever.
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(http://i43.tinypic.com/200qzo8.jpg)
Only in Japan would that not be offensive.
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If you can drag your ass outta JAX to get to Tokyo, I'll show you the greatest department store ever.
Boy, you sure got me there, buckaroo!
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No, you dont understand....
Buy the fucking ticket already.
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No, you dont understand....
Buy the fucking ticket already.
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No, you dont understand....
Buy the fucking ticket already.
You and eitje can share a bed. I can videotape.
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Hawt!
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Oh, Kyle got laid again. He told me because he trusts me not to mention here that he picked up an 18 year old from craigslist and fucked her all over Austin.
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Que?
Well, it's a good thing he's got a great friend in you and that you can keep a secret ....
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Man, I sure hope I can fuck two girls by the time I'm 28!
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depends on what you mean by fuck...
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Oh, Kyle got laid again. He told me because he trusts me not to mention here that he picked up an 18 year old from craigslist and fucked her all over Austin.
I'm sooooo jealous!
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Oh, Kyle got laid again. He told me because he trusts me not to mention here that he picked up an 18 year old from craigslist and fucked her all over Austin.
I'm sooooo jealous!
Austin is a pretty sweet place to get fucked!
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No, I'm not jealous of getting fucked in Austin, I'm jealous that I wasn't the one getting fucked by bagman and his awesome cock.
Ok, this is kind of starting to gross even me out now.
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Now ? how many years has this topic being going again...
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someone send me some used panties and I'll post the whole email in all it's awesomeness.
Ok, so it's not as awesome as the first time email.... but it's still "O for Awesome" on the LG scale.
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I got texts about it. All he said was he met her on CL and had sex. I said "ew" and he said I was jealous because I wasn't the one having sex with him.
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someone send me some used panties and I'll post the whole email in all it's awesomeness.
I can bring some with me in November?
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gross gross gross. you boys are all gross.
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Nick my suitcase will be full of used panties by 11/7.
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No, I'm not jealous of getting fucked in Austin, I'm jealous that I wasn't the one getting fucked by bagman and his awesome cock.
Ok, this is kind of starting to gross even me out now.
Wow, JUST now? You apparently want to fuck him at least a little or you have some kind of iron will.
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It's true. I banged a suicidal 18 year old, who posted an ad on Craigslist. She showed me the cuts on her left wrist (which she had covered up with a fabric bracelet thing -- I didn't think she was REALLY suicidal when I responded to her ad and picked her up). I thought girls just got antsy sometimes. I told her the correct way is to slice downwards, and not across... she laughed (and got my humor). I also told her about the Suicide Forest in Japan. See - I knew it was just a cry for help.
Then we fucked hard hahaha. God, I feel evil.
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THANK YOU FOR ROBBING ME OF A BOX OF PANTIES, DICK
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So is this deed done? Has J been dumped?
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Ughhhh, she sounds like an 18 year old meeeee. When I started posting on AS, you guys, I was just like that. Only I used alt.com to find dudes instead of craigslist, obviously.
I whored around with waaaaay too many dudes who were waaaaaaaaaaaay too old for me. Fuck. At the time I thought I was using them but I see now I was pretty much just exploiting myself.
Man, fuck you, hindsight.
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Believe me on this; us older guys, no matter what you think, are clearly the users in those situations{/i] ...
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Believe me on this; us older guys, no matter what you think, are clearly the users in those situations{/i] ...
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How is it using someone if they are enjoying themselves and expect nothing from you? Do you think that's impossible or something?
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Man, fuck you, hindsight.
(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/7657/47772235.png)
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can you please get T-shirts made of those? I'm an L, thx
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Yes, J and I are officially finito. I told her it wasn't fair for us to keep seeing one another and so I broke it off the day she got back from Africa.
This suicidal girl's g-spot was super easy to find. I applied the pressure just right and she bucked and thrashed wildly. Noice! It's good to have more experiences; I have a lot of catching up to do.
Yeehaw for Craigslist.
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There's this really hot chick who gives a total mean blowjob with her tongue in your ass. All you have to do is post in the Boston CL that you give massages...
No seriously, welcome to the wonderful world of incurable disease. As a MINIMUM you're gonna get Swine Flu but only cuz you live in Tejas...
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There's this really hot chick who gives a total mean blowjob with her tongue in your ass. All you have to do is post in the Boston CL that you give massages...
No seriously, welcome to the wonderful world of incurable disease. As a MINIMUM you're gonna get Swine Flu but only cuz you live in Tejas...
Oh gawd. Eitje, keep your goddamn germs to yourself. Maybe you should rethink this June trip...
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OMG, I HAD MEXICANS AT MY HOUSE LAST WEEK, BUILDING A FENCE.
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OMG, I HAD MEXICANS AT MY HOUSE LAST WEEK, BUILDING A FENCE.
ROFL. Fucking quote of the century.
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Well if it was a fence that was supposed to protect us from swine flu, you FUCKING FAILED.
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What she said.
Guys, if I die in June, it's Luke's fault.
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and if she lives in june - for the first time, REALLY lives her life TO THE FULLEST - then that's my fault too.
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Also true.
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=491.msg24099#msg24099 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=491.msg24099#msg24099)
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So did bagman hook up with the 18 y.o. again???
I need updates...
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I applied the pressure just right and she bucked and thrashed wildly.
Leave me out of this ...
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Negative on any more random 18-year old hook ups. She said she wanted to hang out again because the thought of a one night thing made her feel guilty, but I am fairly positive I don't want to be involved any more with this girl.
She has an amazing body, and a nice bag of tricks while giving a blowjob (things that J never did), but I don't need to be hanging out with any suicidal 18 year olds.
Especially when they still live at their parent's house.
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psch.
if she had such a nice body, you'd be crazy to pass up a few more goes.
OH BUT WAIT. YOU'RE BAGMAN.
is her CL ad still up? if so, let's see what first attracted you to this girl!
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Especially when they still live at their parent's house.
Dude, you could be banging her hot mom.
I told you guys he was gonna fuck this up...
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Especially when they still live at their parent's house.
Dude, you could be banging her hot mom.
I told you guys he was gonna fuck this up...
No, what I really fucked up on was not taking a Japanese cutie back home with me.
Hey Lucas, it is actually. What attracted me to her ad was the subject line - I wanted action that night. (That was Sunday night - I was horny as hell from my week of gawking at Asian girls in short skirts and knee night socks, and I liked that she wanted something right then. Haha I mean I got home at 8pm on Sunday and was already hitting craigslist later than evening.
http://austin.craigslist.org/w4m/1141908047.html (http://austin.craigslist.org/w4m/1141908047.html)
Like I said, I did feel bad at first... but when she got into it, I knew she wanted it just as badly as I did! Common goals are good.
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Like I said, I did feel bad at first... but when she got into it, I knew she wanted it just as badly as I did! Common goals are good.
How old did you tell her that you were?
hahahaha!
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Lying is fairly useless and I have no place in my life for it. She asked me when I was driving her to my place (in hindsight that was pretty retarded - she knows where I live now), and I told her 28. She was like oh wow I thought you were younger. I went "huh?" and she said she thought I was about 25.
What's cool is I broke the ice when she got into the car, I shook her hand and immediately said "So do you meet random men off Craigslist often?" She laughed and replied "Well do you meet suicidal 18 year olds off Cragslist often?" She also said she was very nervous and I told her I was too (I was a bit). She said she had never met somebody off Craigslist before.
Later as we were talking on the couch after our first session, I told her that she was the 2nd girl I have ever had sex with, and she seemed to really like that. She asked me at least twice more when we were in my room "Am I really the 2nd girl you've had sex with?"
It was a surreal night.
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Awww, how fucking sweet.
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I like it how you push people away who want to get to know you better. That attitude will take you places
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Me??? Or BagHag? Cuz if it's me, I don't understand.
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I bet she wasn't 18.
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Me??? Or BagHag? Cuz if it's me, I don't understand.
I'll post about you when you get a girl, man. Until then, chill
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I bet she wasn't 18.
Yeah more like 16/ 17
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Me??? Or BagHag? Cuz if it's me, I don't understand.
I'll post about you when you get a girl, man. Until then, chill
Won't be for a while. I'm happy living the solitary life right now.
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Me too. I wonder when I'll feel like putting any time or effort into other people again. Maybe not until I'm an old hag.
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I like it how you push people away who want to get to know you better. That attitude will take you places
Dr. Drew says things are always based in childhood. I had no dad from my young formative years (2 - 7), then my mom married my step-dad who I disliked for years, but actually am very close to now, and my mom is now on her third marriage. My step-dad on his second marriage, and I haven't talked to my real-dad in 5 years.
So yeah, I have a lot of trouble with closeness and bringing people into my life. It makes me feel uneasy.
I actually kind of had this conversation with suicidal girl, and told her I have never been in a relationship and that "I don't like people". It's really not that I don't like people, it's just that I am more comfortable by myself.
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That's okay. We're more comfortable with you by yourself, too.
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no reason to change what works, right?
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Define "works".
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A nasty thought came into my head a moment ago, when I turned on my netbook. It has a webcam...
You all have seen my cock... but you haven't yet experienced a bagman sex tape. *Scratches chin hair* Maybe I should invite her back over for one more roll in the sack, and you sick bastards can watch it in all it's glory.
Hahaha the ideas I come up with in this fucked up cranium of mine, sometimes.
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you could even ask her if she's into that kind of thing.
maybe she's an exhibitionist like you.
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All I hear in my head right now is the turtle sound from that video...... *jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie*
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I am completely dumbfounded as to what is an appropriate response.
I keep trying to think of what to say and I am literally hearing crickets in my head.
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Yeah same here. I'm gonna let Baggy do what he wants.
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I am completely dumbfounded as to what is an appropriate response.
if it helps at all, most netbooks use a 0.3 MP webcam, which would result in really shitty, pixelated images.
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can we do it as in interactive chat session?
Eric: "Now pull your cock out of her ass and draw a speed line down her torso in her own poo. Now do the other side. OK... take up your cane, your box of ping pong balls and a stopwatch..."
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eehhnn eehhnn eehhnn
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eehhnn eehhnn eehhnn
ROFL
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That turtle will live forever.
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--TuRtLe -- SeX-- (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OYjOmMc008#lq-lq2-hq)
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Apparently that bitch needed to be told how it was.
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The first time I saw that I was fucking cracking up. I mean, shit, I wish I could headbutt a bitch to the point where she finally concedes and let's me mount her.
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You can, but it's called rape.
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Fruit bats are notorious rapers:
Violent Bat Rape Fuck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbbixtBVABM#lq-hq)
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Dolphins are faggot rapists
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexuality#Bottlenose_Dolphins (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexuality#Bottlenose_Dolphins)
Bottlenose Dolphin males have been observed working in pairs to follow and/or restrict the movement of a female for weeks at a time, waiting for her to become sexually receptive. The same pairs have also been observed engaging in intense sexual play with each other.
Janet Mann, a professor of biology and psychology at Georgetown University, argues[66] that the common same-sex behaviour among male dolphin calves is about bond formation and benefits the species evolutionarily. They cite studies that have shown the dolphins later in life are bisexual and the male bonds forged from homosexuality work for protection as well as locating females to reproduce with.
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They're just fuck buddies, to put it simply. They fuck each other till they can fuck a female. Sounds like humans.
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I went look for the work done last year or 3 years ago, im a bit fuzzy on it, where a group saw a pack of male dolphins raping one female, but thats all i found.
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Gang rape is so hawt.
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Gang rape is soooo 2008.
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hey, 2008 was a good vintage.
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I am completely dumbfounded as to what is an appropriate response.
if it helps at all, most netbooks use a 0.3 MP webcam, which would result in really shitty, pixelated images.
*whew*
I say do it, however, CARD HER first!
(and see if she'll do anal; tear up her ass while she tears up her wrists!)
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God dammit. I promised myself I would stay away from Craigslist, but now that I know how easy it is to pick up cuties and fuck them the same night, I can't stop myself.
Check this ad out. HOT AS FUCK. REPLYING NOW.
http://austin.craigslist.org/cas/1151567845.html (http://austin.craigslist.org/cas/1151567845.html)
Just a workin girl over here not very excited these days... gettin bored of my friends, need a new circle.. pretty open minded. I mean before I was afraid of em but after I really like going to shootin ranges now lol. Not sure if that is a turn of.. for some but I like to try new things! Um so not sure what else to put here just be normal, snae that sort of thing. No games also. Plz?
Yeah so let's see if things mesh well. You have my pics so send your's! No drama..
non pro non spam...... just a gun nut lookin for a good time!
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
(http://images.craigslist.org/3k53me3o2ZZZZZZZZZ95240e943b08bc018e5.jpg)
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OMG Baggy STAY AWAY! She is going to fucking shoot you if you fuck with her which is most likely!
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Bagman is going to get his peepee shot off!
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Just a workin girl over here not very excited these days... gettin bored of my friends, need a new circle.. pretty open minded. I mean before I was afraid of em but after I really like going to shootin ranges now lol. Not sure if that is a turn of.. for some but I like to try new things! Um so not sure what else to put here just be normal, snae that sort of thing. No games also. Plz?
Yeah so let's see if things mesh well. You have my pics so send your's! No drama..
non pro non spam...... just a gun nut lookin for a good time!
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
(http://images.craigslist.org/3k53me3o2ZZZZZZZZZ95240e943b08bc018e5.jpg)
That takes you out of the running, bagman.
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Yep.
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There's a Lord after all... there's a Lord after all. I just got a reply from said gun girl, above!
With two more pics, which of course I am sharing with you!
Oh my fuck. I WILL create a webcam sex tape, if she comes over.
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/a1a76be5f3.jpg)(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/6c60336e2b.jpg)
I give her being spam, a 75% chance, though even though she sent a reply to my reply to her ad and sent two more photos...
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She wont fuck you. Ive seen your pic.
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Cute face, fake tits, guns.
Kyle is doomed!
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NEEDS MOAR TATTOOS
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There's a Lord after all... there's a Lord after all. I just got a reply from said gun girl, above!
With two more pics, which of course I am sharing with you!
Oh my fuck. I WILL create a webcam sex tape, if she comes over.
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/a1a76be5f3.jpg)(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/6c60336e2b.jpg)
I give her being spam, a 75% chance, though even though she sent a reply to my reply to her ad and sent two more photos...
That is pretty hot. I dare you not to screw it up
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if she's real, she'll be able to tell you what range she shoots at, and what bars she goes to.
and you and i will be able to recognize them.
HOLY SHIT, THOSE ARE HUGE EARRINGS.
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NEEDS MOAR TATTOOS
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sPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMASDFKNLsangjklaghjkgahkljghajklghsagsjkaghgjklshakghasghajklghdfklajghw3qipu235`!#!$@#%@T$T
I replied and "she" replied, with some fucking website to sign up so I could get her cell phone.
http://trisha.dchozn.com (http://trisha.dchozn.com)
FUCK YOU GOD. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T REAL.
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hahaha awesome
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Hahaha, I love it! The fake girl is pretty fucking hot though.
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FUCK YOU GOD. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T REAL.
How can you tell?
Maybe she's just cautious.
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as if a girl that hot would need craigslist to get anywhere
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as if a girl that hot would need craigslist to get anywhere
Please reference tricky's post, about having an entertaining night at home.
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Hey now. That girl "R" I went out on some dates with was smoking hot.
*Sigh this is going to take a while.*
*Furiously searching TSI*
God dammit. What happened to all the photos I posted? They aren't showing up. ANY of them.
http://www.thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?138157.0 (http://www.thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?138157.0)
Ohhhh I think I know why. They were facebook or myspace photos that are now hidden or something. FUCK.
ANYWAY, point is she was hotter than hell.
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and?
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Ah, here we are. If at first I don't succeed, I start digging through my humongous stalker photo cache.
Remember her:
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/2184/pic5suw.jpg)
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and?
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That girl looks like an average normal chick. I like her necklace too.
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eyebrows - too pluckt.
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that is a very unflattering angle at which to take a photo of one's chest puppets.
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Well why don't you show us a better angle?
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that is a very unflattering angle at which to take a photo of one's chest puppets.
And turkey neck.
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She looks like Bagman just offered to give her a "back massage" (see: puke in my mouth)
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She also looks like an amputee...
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Big floppy saggy boobs, woooo
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She also looks like an amputee...
Well shit, that explains how Kyle even got near her.
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Were you sent here by a girl named
Trisha from Jacksonville, FL
who wants to be
safe and meet you?
This is good ...
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Well why don't you show us a better angle?
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000ea6xk)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0018xdwd)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0017f50z)
oh, i have all the angles for making boobs look good giant.
(great, now someone is going to start a thread about "why does every thread here have to turn to pictures of sarah's boobs? blah blah blah, whore")
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(http://rejectedreality.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/churchsign_loser.jpg)
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(great, now someone is going to start a thread about "why does every thread here have to turn to pictures of sarah's boobs? blah blah blah, whore")
It won't be me!
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Yeah, it's a bandwagon I'm not gonna jump on either ...
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(great, now someone is going to start a thread about "why doesn't every thread here have to turn to pictures of sarah's boobs...?)
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Well why don't you show us a better angle?
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000ea6xk)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0018xdwd)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0017f50z)
oh, i have all the angles for making boobs look good giant.
(great, now someone is going to start a thread about "why does every thread here have to turn to pictures of sarah's boobs? blah blah blah, whore")
<3 <3 <3