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Title: twitter
Post by: underclass on April 06, 2009, 05:23:32 AM
Does anyone?

I just made an account - nickTokyo
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on April 06, 2009, 06:59:27 AM
I heard of it. Never considered using it.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: underclass on April 06, 2009, 07:31:08 AM
I don't see the point really, it's like FB without any features
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on April 06, 2009, 08:35:20 AM
if i need to share something trivial with you assholes, i'll just come here and make a new thread about it.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: mosh on April 06, 2009, 08:37:07 AM
What's with everyone being on the rag today?

Cant we all just get along, you bunch of fuckholes?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on April 06, 2009, 09:03:28 AM
(http://www.yahoofreak.com/emoticons/Mood%20Emoticons/hammer.gif)
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on April 06, 2009, 09:26:32 AM
twitter:  i just took the biggest poop of the year!
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: mosh on April 06, 2009, 09:36:53 AM
Post it! Quick!
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: tricky on April 06, 2009, 09:42:44 AM
twitter: Right now I'm thinking how I'd rather kill myself then hang out with any of the mongoloids on LG (except bagman)
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: psychopathetic on April 06, 2009, 09:43:09 AM
twitter: Right now I'm thinking how I'd rather kill myself then hang out with any of the mongoloids on LG (except bagman)

*cry*
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: tricky on April 06, 2009, 09:45:36 AM
Grow a pair.

Oh wait, that's right you already have a pair. Because you're also a tranny. Or do you just look like one? I'm not sure.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: psychopathetic on April 06, 2009, 09:46:47 AM
Grow a pair.

Oh wait, that's right you already have a pair. Because you're also a tranny. Or do you just look like one? I'm not sure.

my nuts are bigger than your tits.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: tricky on April 06, 2009, 09:55:56 AM
So you ARE a tranny! Thanks for confirming my suspicions.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Zoomie on April 06, 2009, 12:43:47 PM
I'd still hit it.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Zoomie on April 06, 2009, 12:44:49 PM
PS- Nick does your wife know she's a beard?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Phaedrus on April 06, 2009, 12:53:57 PM
(http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080423.jpg)
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Zoomie on April 06, 2009, 12:58:12 PM
Funny, but I know people who tweet exactly like that.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Libertine on April 06, 2009, 03:53:29 PM
I also have an account but don't really know what the point of it is.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 06, 2009, 04:01:06 PM
That's the thing, there IS no point.  Even the introduction to twitter tells you that all it is is to watch peoples every day actions.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: FAH-Q on April 06, 2009, 04:48:31 PM
I posted this already in another thread, but anyway...

http://current.com/items/89891774/supernews_twouble_with_twitters.htm (http://current.com/items/89891774/supernews_twouble_with_twitters.htm)
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 06, 2009, 05:12:31 PM
Hhahahaha, he summoned the fail whale!!!! That was fucking awesome.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Thrash on April 06, 2009, 05:23:54 PM
How long did it take you to get there?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Doormouse on April 06, 2009, 11:46:08 PM
twog
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: pepper on April 07, 2009, 08:22:22 PM
I'm http://twitter.com/hornOKplease (http://twitter.com/hornOKplease)

I have a lot to say about Twitter, but I'll spare you lot unless you want to try and coax it out of me.

I'd still recommend you check out a couple sites if you want to learn more about some of the actual uses that microblogging is being put towards, apart from just updating your friends on when you poop:
http://search.twitter.com (http://search.twitter.com) (here's a sample search taken from another thread: http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23MMA (http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23MMA))
http://twitter.pbwiki.com/Apps#WebApps (http://twitter.pbwiki.com/Apps#WebApps)

Also, if you are a Twitter user I'd appreciate it if you filled out this survey for my thesis:
https://usc.qualtrics.com/SE?SID=SV_1BQsR4aqKALanLS&SVID=Prod (https://usc.qualtrics.com/SE?SID=SV_1BQsR4aqKALanLS&SVID=Prod)
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: tricky on April 07, 2009, 09:04:31 PM
twitter: I am drinking at home, alone, and thinking "fuck twitter".
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 07, 2009, 09:10:24 PM
Fuck my twitter.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: psychopathetic on April 08, 2009, 09:40:10 AM
I'm http://twitter.com/hornOKplease (http://twitter.com/hornOKplease)

I have a lot to say about Twitter, but I'll spare you lot unless you want to try and coax it out of me.

I'd still recommend you check out a couple sites if you want to learn more about some of the actual uses that microblogging is being put towards, apart from just updating your friends on when you poop:
http://search.twitter.com (http://search.twitter.com) (here's a sample search taken from another thread: http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23MMA (http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23MMA))
http://twitter.pbwiki.com/Apps#WebApps (http://twitter.pbwiki.com/Apps#WebApps)

Also, if you are a Twitter user I'd appreciate it if you filled out this survey for my thesis:
https://usc.qualtrics.com/SE?SID=SV_1BQsR4aqKALanLS&SVID=Prod (https://usc.qualtrics.com/SE?SID=SV_1BQsR4aqKALanLS&SVID=Prod)

I did your survey, sir.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on April 08, 2009, 11:23:26 AM
twitter:  interesting change of pace...  i have a bit of corpse inside of me, now!
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: mosh on April 08, 2009, 05:53:59 PM
that's interesting, I always thought you'd be inside a bit of a corpse...
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on April 08, 2009, 09:37:54 PM
Allograft (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allograft)

Quote
The transplant is called an allograft or allogeneic transplant or homograft.

Oh my good Lord Jesus.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on April 08, 2009, 09:41:25 PM
It does write itself...
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Thrash on April 09, 2009, 02:52:28 AM
twitter: I am drinking at home, alone, and thinking "Why is Thrash working tonight, I wanna chat, and where's my love, Baggie?
PS: "fuck twitter".

Fixed ...
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 09, 2009, 04:21:23 AM
Flutter: The New Twitter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeLZCy-_m3s&NR=1#ws-lq-lq2-hq-vhq-hd)
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 11:26:22 AM
*sigh*

http://twitter.com/Drugmoth (http://twitter.com/Drugmoth)

I twitter now.  Even though I have NO reason and lack a life which one usually needs to twitter.  So god damnit.....who else twitters?  *shoots self*
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 11:38:42 AM
I looked at that vid post, read it as Fluffer: the new Twitter, and immediately thought that I dont ever want to be fluffed by the dude in that vid.

Fuck it, time for bed.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 11:43:21 AM
So god damnit.....who else twitters?  *shoots self*

i've considered it, but it seems so self-indulgent.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 11:44:53 AM
I was talked into it.  My cousin started and I wanted to see his tweets so I was like FUCKIT I'll do it too.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on April 19, 2009, 11:49:13 AM
All my posts are belong to tiwtter.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 12:18:18 PM
I was talked into it.  My cousin started and I wanted to see his tweets so I was like FUCKIT I'll do it too.

I'm pretty sure you can see tweets without actually being on twitter.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 12:18:56 PM
Ok fuck you I wanted to try it out.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: babyhellfire on April 19, 2009, 05:12:56 PM
I like plurk better- easier to respond and chat with people. I do use twitter, once i figured out i could send my "plurks" to twitter.I haven't found as much use for it though
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: pepper on April 19, 2009, 05:39:49 PM
I'd be interested to hear more about why you prefer Plurk to Twitter, do you have more friends there already, like the timeline display, other reasons?
Also apparently Plurk is huge in Asia.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: babyhellfire on April 19, 2009, 05:50:06 PM
Yes, I have many more friends there already.
 i like the customizable little widget for my blog, I like that you can respond in almost a chat style to peoples plurks(instead of writing the whole @ thing back and forth,- plurk is almost identical to twitter,if a message board crashed into it).
I do like the timeline a little better,Seems easier to browse through interesting plurks than twitter- but really, it is the reply function I prefer..
 
 
 
 
 
 I hate myself for this post.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 08:32:13 PM
WTF, never heard of Plurk
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 08:35:47 PM
I'd be interested to hear more about why you prefer Plurk to Twitter, do you have more friends there already, like the timeline display, other reasons?
Also apparently Plurk is huge in Asia.

never heard of it, but I live in the part of Asia the rest likes to hate
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 07:17:30 AM
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 11:41:34 AM
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 11:45:32 AM
twitter: I was really tired this morning. I went to Starbucks and got a grande hazelnut soy latte. I'm such a bouquet garni.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 12:10:07 PM
Oh shit, I'm getting tweetches.  I'm getting my sister to sign up now.  Trying to recruit everyone I know.  Come on losers, tweet with Ziggy.

You don't call you Ziggy! I CALL YOU ZIGGY.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 12:11:23 PM
I call me whatever I want, hoe.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: pepper on April 20, 2009, 02:10:02 PM
See, Danzig's got the hang of it!
http://twitter.com/drugmoth (http://twitter.com/drugmoth)

Nick, you gotta get on your game mang. Maybe you could do mobile reports on Bagman's foibles?
http://twitter.com/nicktokyo (http://twitter.com/nicktokyo)

Here's me:
http://twitter.com/hornokplease (http://twitter.com/hornokplease)

A couple quick pointers:
@username replies allow you to direct messages at individual users, and people reading the tweet can click through to that user's page
#hashcodes allow you to categorize your tweets, making them easier to search - Danzig something tells me you'd use this (http://twitter.com/timeline/home#search?q=%23drugs) #hashtag a lot
RT is short for ReTweet, and it is a way of spreading messages through the network. If you see a tweet that interests you or you think your followers would be interested in, copy/paste the message and begin the tweet 'RT @username <paste message>'
URL shortening - Tweets are limited to 140 characters, and often URLs are long and unwieldy. Sites like tinyurl.com (http://www.tinyurl.com), bit.ly (http://www.bit.ly) and tr.im (http://www.tr.im) help you save precious characters, although I've always wondered why there aren't more goatse tricks on Twitter given that people blindly click shortened links all the time.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: 13chemicals on April 20, 2009, 02:13:50 PM
I don't twitter because I have enough channels that guys can stalk me through already.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 02:14:38 PM
http://twitter.com/sarah_mascara (http://twitter.com/sarah_mascara)

I tweet sporadically but I've had my account for over a year.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 03:16:08 PM
See, Danzig's got the hang of it!
http://twitter.com/drugmoth (http://twitter.com/drugmoth)

Nick, you gotta get on your game mang. Maybe you could do mobile reports on Bagman's foibles?
http://twitter.com/nicktokyo (http://twitter.com/nicktokyo)

Here's me:
http://twitter.com/hornokplease (http://twitter.com/hornokplease)

A couple quick pointers:
@username replies allow you to direct messages at individual users, and people reading the tweet can click through to that user's page
#hashcodes allow you to categorize your tweets, making them easier to search - Danzig something tells me you'd use this (http://twitter.com/timeline/home#search?q=%23drugs) #hashtag a lot
RT is short for ReTweet, and it is a way of spreading messages through the network. If you see a tweet that interests you or you think your followers would be interested in, copy/paste the message and begin the tweet 'RT @username <paste message>'
URL shortening - Tweets are limited to 140 characters, and often URLs are long and unwieldy. Sites like tinyurl.com (http://www.tinyurl.com), bit.ly (http://www.bit.ly) and tr.im (http://www.tr.im) help you save precious characters, although I've always wondered why there aren't more goatse tricks on Twitter given that people blindly click shortened links all the time.

I didn't even know what a hashtag is, thanks for telling me.

Oh, and I use this: http://www.tweetdeck.com/beta/ (http://www.tweetdeck.com/beta/)
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 20, 2009, 03:20:35 PM
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/82029-2/Fleshlight_doll.gif)
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 03:26:33 PM
awesome, that time the kid actually was on my lap.

gross.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 03:26:56 PM
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha.......sorry Sarah that was funny.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Zoomie on April 20, 2009, 04:35:28 PM
I want a Sailor Moon fuck toy!!!
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 06:11:21 PM
Christ on a cracker, what have I gotten myself into.....this is way more addicting than I had previously thought.  I'm in over my head.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 07:05:24 PM
ziggy you gotta chill.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 07:06:02 PM
I have no chill pills!!!!
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 07:39:40 PM
this is way more addicting than I had previously thought.  I'm in over my head.
I was going to post something about that, but then I realized it wouldn't do any good.
You'd already gotten a taste, and you'd be wanting more.  Soon.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 07:39:51 PM
URL shortening - Tweets are limited to 140 characters, and often URLs are long and unwieldy. Sites like tinyurl.com (http://www.tinyurl.com), bit.ly (http://www.bit.ly) and tr.im (http://www.tr.im) help you save precious characters, although I've always wondered why there aren't more goatse tricks on Twitter given that people blindly click shortened links all the time.
I think people are still fascinated by the medium, and haven't begun to fuck with other people as a source of entertainnment.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 07:44:39 PM
Or, most people aren't fucking jackoffs.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 08:02:25 PM
Or, most people aren't fucking jackoffs.
Statistically, you are incorrect.
More likely, people are still just really into themselves.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 08:03:06 PM
True.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 08:12:01 PM
name - nodyorc
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: FAH-Q on April 20, 2009, 08:21:06 PM
URL shortening - Tweets are limited to 140 characters, and often URLs are long and unwieldy. Sites like tinyurl.com (http://www.tinyurl.com), bit.ly (http://www.bit.ly) and tr.im (http://www.tr.im) help you save precious characters, although I've always wondered why there aren't more goatse tricks on Twitter given that people blindly click shortened links all the time.
I think people are still fascinated by the medium, and haven't begun to fuck with other people as a source of entertainnment.

http://deadspin.com/5167708/rick-reilly-doesnt-appreciate-your-phony-twitter-feed (http://deadspin.com/5167708/rick-reilly-doesnt-appreciate-your-phony-twitter-feed)


More likely, people are still just really into themselves.

Isn't that the premise of twitter?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 08:29:34 PM
I signed up to twitter.

Twitter : Another place to play tag on the internet.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 09:57:20 PM
http://deadspin.com/5167708/rick-reilly-doesnt-appreciate-your-phony-twitter-feed (http://deadspin.com/5167708/rick-reilly-doesnt-appreciate-your-phony-twitter-feed)

Awwww, did someone get butthurt by Twitter?  Poor baby.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: FAH-Q on April 20, 2009, 10:02:25 PM
Wow, you're missing the point, dude. Did you read some of the fake twits? Do you even know who Rick Reilly is?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 10:03:12 PM
No, don't care.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 10:07:46 PM
Reilly report ?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: underclass on April 20, 2009, 10:22:06 PM
he used to write interesting things in SI. Now he writes boring things for ESPN
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: FAH-Q on April 20, 2009, 10:23:43 PM
he used to write interesting things in SI. Now he writes boring things for ESPN

This ought to be his entire wikipedia page.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 10:28:27 PM
SI ummm, espn is sports, so. Sports Insider Inside Slut Invader Sloppy Inductions .. I really don't care, I just havent posted in 30 seconds and I was getting nervous.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: FAH-Q on April 20, 2009, 10:33:55 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/ (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/)

They (and Honda) stole my shit. But oh well, there are worse things in this world than sports and sporty versions of cars.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 10:35:40 PM
Duh me.

ty.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on April 21, 2009, 09:15:14 AM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/ (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/)

They (and Honda) stole my shit. But oh well, there are worse things in this world than sports and sporty versions of cars.

Oh, and fucking SPANISH.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 21, 2009, 09:18:08 AM
Or, most people aren't fucking jackoffs.
Statistically, you are incorrect.
More likely, people are still just really into themselves.

You are brilliant Lucas.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: FAH-Q on April 21, 2009, 05:38:38 PM
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 26, 2009, 06:34:02 PM
This thing is awesome: http://cursebird.com/Drugmoth (http://cursebird.com/Drugmoth)
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 02:50:44 AM
Twitter is my new L-G with sugar on top.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: mosh on April 29, 2009, 05:07:14 AM
I've had a play with this Twitter, and I think it is aptly named.

I just cant see the point of it, maybe the twits that use it can...
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 06:12:43 AM
Point? It has as much of a point as most of the ramblings here do.  Either way, I'm enjoying it.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: underclass on April 29, 2009, 06:49:09 AM
as much as anti-social.cn?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 08:20:50 AM
as much as anti-social.cn?

WTF website is that?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: giantnightmares on May 11, 2009, 02:46:22 PM
twitter.com/tinydaydreams  (http://twitter.com/tinydaydreams)
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 11, 2009, 02:47:51 PM
All the cool kids are doing it: http://twitter.com/drugmoth (http://twitter.com/drugmoth)
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on May 11, 2009, 02:49:45 PM
FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT.

I tried it last time you asked. Then you, yes YOU ya fucker even told me you were getting jack of it.

I anit falling for it twice.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 11, 2009, 02:51:11 PM
What? I didn't tell you shit.  I have used twitter since I started and I love it.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on May 11, 2009, 02:55:20 PM
liar liar pants on fire.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 11, 2009, 02:57:20 PM
Whatever.  Eat a fucking roo, you Aussie fuck.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on May 11, 2009, 02:58:15 PM
As it happens I have roo steak in the fridge.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 11, 2009, 03:00:58 PM
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 17, 2009, 11:08:17 PM
Eitje: i wonder if anyone's written software to convert BB posts to twitters
Eitje: because, if no one has, maybe i could do it, and we could stealth LG into twittering.  :)
Eitje: create accounts for everyone, hook up the software, and then posts that are <140 chars would get automatically sent to twitter!
Eitje: 95% of what happens on LG would go to twitter, and the remainder we could just link through.
Eitje: look at the average post length on LG
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 20, 2009, 11:18:44 PM
Twitter increases intelligence: http://artofseeingthedivine.com/blog/2009/03/18/using-twitter-increases-intelligence/ (http://artofseeingthedivine.com/blog/2009/03/18/using-twitter-increases-intelligence/)
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Postures on May 21, 2009, 03:05:11 AM
Twitter twat reporting for duty.  Btw, your avie thingymajig sucks  ;D
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 03:06:54 AM
Avie? Wha?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Postures on May 21, 2009, 03:12:24 AM
I want my user pic (i.e. the said avie) to be wider  :P
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 03:15:49 AM
Crop it to an even size, then upload it.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Postures on May 21, 2009, 03:22:38 AM
Cheers!  I shall be back as promised.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on May 21, 2009, 08:45:56 AM
Twitter increases intelligence: http://artofseeingthedivine.com/blog/2009/03/18/using-twitter-increases-intelligence/ (http://artofseeingthedivine.com/blog/2009/03/18/using-twitter-increases-intelligence/)

I don't expect you to read this, because you'll probably get bored one paragraph into it (and it's two PAGES long):
http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2009/04/social-media-slammed-by-science-reporting-not-science.ars (http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2009/04/social-media-slammed-by-science-reporting-not-science.ars)

But it's important to take science news with a grain of salt.  And, in the case of your link above, with the understanding that someone is trying to convince you to use twitter.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 08:48:49 AM
Dude, I barely even read the article I posted.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Vindictive89 on May 23, 2009, 09:20:59 PM
Heyitsamanda36
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: FAH-Q on May 24, 2009, 12:44:35 PM
Heyitssi51

Whyarewetalkinglikethis?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on May 24, 2009, 01:56:52 PM
on twitter, you get rid of spaces to save characters.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: 13chemicals on May 24, 2009, 08:36:10 PM
I should make a porno version of twitter.

Instead of a lengthy porno I could just edit it to where it's a frame of a kiss,then a thrust,  a pull out, and the money shot.

$1,000,000 for me.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on May 24, 2009, 09:52:44 PM
Pitter.

Craig Ferguson had a joke the other night that someone should create a site for old people that don't understand twitter:  call it Bitter.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Zoomie on May 24, 2009, 09:57:50 PM
A touchscreen where you can post graffiti in the stalls of upscale restaurants: Shitter.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on May 24, 2009, 10:00:11 PM
a website about not smoking anymore:  Quitter.

a chat site for the anti-social:  Mutter.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Zoomie on May 24, 2009, 10:53:54 PM
Social networking for girls who don't swallow: Spitter.

Instruction site for female masturbators: Clitter

Rehabilitation site for aging former rock stars who are also repeat child predator offenders: Glitter
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on May 24, 2009, 11:00:32 PM
Std help group website : Transmitter.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: FAH-Q on May 25, 2009, 12:47:07 AM
Website for self-important dorks to converse with no-one about their boring lives: Twitter
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: bagman on May 25, 2009, 01:24:06 AM
Self-help site where fatties motivate each other to stop eating donuts and cheesecake: fitter
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: underclass on May 25, 2009, 05:20:58 AM
where I spent the first 15 minutes after lunch today: shitter
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Nitya on May 25, 2009, 05:26:42 AM
Website for you lot: Bitter.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on May 25, 2009, 10:42:47 AM
where I spent the first 15 minutes after lunch today: shitter
Website for you lot: Bitter.

I'm sorry, both of these suggestions are already taken.

READ, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Nitya on May 25, 2009, 11:15:12 AM
I'm sorry, both of these suggestions are already taken.

READ, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Oops.

Fine. Website not for you lot: Nigger.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on May 25, 2009, 11:23:30 AM
website for people to make short, funny jokes at the expense of others:  witter.
website for girls looking for short comments on how to orgasm more effectively:  wetter.
website for people with pets, that only want to talk about those pets:  critter.

(that last website would probably also get used by World of Warcraft people)
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: tricky on May 25, 2009, 12:26:41 PM
Website for self-important dorks to converse with no-one about their boring lives: Twitter

I was thinking this very thing while viewing some twitters last night.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Zoomie on May 25, 2009, 05:33:16 PM
I was thinking this very thing while viewing some twitters last night.

You really are sick aren't you? I'll take the official krapsna balls-in-a-mousetrap test before I'd go there. Fucking depressing that people have nothing better to do than post 140 characters. Fucking losers.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on May 25, 2009, 05:40:38 PM
You really are sick aren't you? I'll take the official krapsna balls-in-a-mousetrap test before I'd go there. Fucking depressing that people have nothing better to do than post 140 characters. Fucking losers.

208
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Zoomie on May 25, 2009, 05:47:25 PM
Whatev.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 25, 2009, 05:56:07 PM
Anyone who posts here and bashes twitter is a raging hypocrite.

*80 followers.  On my way to becoming a Twitterlebrity.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: mosh on May 27, 2009, 08:59:08 AM
Why's that? I couldnt care less about Twitter, but I dont see why I'd be a hypocrite for showing a preference for posting here over Twitter.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 27, 2009, 09:02:41 AM
No no, not showing a preference, but for thinking Twitter is outright flaming gay and L-G is the bees knees in comparison.  L-G is just a lengthier version of twitter, or vice versa.  I personally think if all of us started to Twitter we could make it a hell of a lot cooler and we could actually get very net-popular by being known as the L-G clan on there.  But, you guys could give two shits.  Whateves.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on May 27, 2009, 09:04:41 AM
When I first heard about twitter; I thought it was some app that overlayed your browser, and you could post comments about the site. There used to be a chat prog like that. When I did go to use it, I was dissapointed. It's only of use to the people who get addicted to it.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 27, 2009, 09:10:34 AM
It's only of use to the people who get addicted to it.

That's true.....but no one gets addicted after taking one pill or snorting one line.  You gotta give it a chance! Like I explained to Joy:
Quote
It's harder to start then get into.  Most things are easy to start, then you get sick of it. I've found it's the opposite with Twitter.  Once you get into it and get lots of follower (so you know people are listening to you) and you are following lots of people (so you have shit to read), it becomes something that gets increasingly more fun.  And I highly recommend using TweetDeck on the computer in conjunction with the website, and if you have a blackberry or iphone, get an app for those

Also, there are apps like TwitterFox (I think that's what it's called, I use TweetDeck) that makes it built right into your browser.  We could post L-G like, but we'd have WAY more exposure than on this board.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Nitya on May 27, 2009, 09:27:15 AM
When I first heard about twitter; I thought it was some app that overlayed your browser, and you could post comments about the site. There used to be a chat prog like that. When I did go to use it, I was dissapointed. It's only of use to the people who get addicted to it.
When I first heard of it, it was because Stephen Fry was tweeting about how he was stuck in a lift.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on May 27, 2009, 09:31:09 AM
You could fit all his best jokes into one twitter post.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 27, 2009, 09:36:27 AM
Who?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Nitya on May 27, 2009, 09:42:34 AM
You could fit all his best jokes into one twitter post.
But..but QI is hilarious.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: FAH-Q on May 27, 2009, 04:54:16 PM
But, you guys could give two shits.

Couldn't.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 27, 2009, 10:45:34 PM
Thank you Nazi face
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 28, 2009, 12:32:24 PM
Attention: Loaded-Gun now has a Twitter account: http://twitter.com/LoadedGunCom (http://twitter.com/LoadedGunCom)

Now anyone who wants to tweet can ask me for the password and I'll likely give it to most of you.  The more fucked up shit you all post, the more followers we will get.  I'll make sure to promote the account.  You can thank tricky for the idea.

Oh, and please no abuse of the account, like over-tweeting, changing shit, or completely retarded tweets.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on May 28, 2009, 12:44:56 PM
Post the followers.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 28, 2009, 12:55:15 PM
Eh?  If you don't post, people won't follow.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on May 28, 2009, 12:57:45 PM
Followers/following.

all the same to me.

post em.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: tricky on May 28, 2009, 12:59:26 PM
i'm just gonna put in funny quotes. i hope that isn't over tweeting. hahaha
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 28, 2009, 01:15:34 PM
Followers/following.

all the same to me.

post em.

Why the fuck don't you just click the link?

http://twitter.com/LoadedGunCom/followers (http://twitter.com/LoadedGunCom/followers)

http://twitter.com/LoadedGunCom/friends (http://twitter.com/LoadedGunCom/friends)
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on May 28, 2009, 01:18:40 PM
I dont want to join twitter ? No reg, No see.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 28, 2009, 01:23:28 PM
I PMd you the password.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on May 28, 2009, 01:24:47 PM
~Tweets password.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: tricky on May 29, 2009, 09:28:38 AM
why does no one but me update the LG twitter account? fuck you fags.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on May 29, 2009, 09:32:16 AM
I DID.

ps - you're a closet twitter hitter.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: tricky on May 29, 2009, 09:34:02 AM
twitter hitter?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on May 29, 2009, 09:48:27 AM
someone that goes to twitter all of the time, i guess.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: hip on May 29, 2009, 10:00:22 AM
Also, there are apps like TwitterFox (I think that's what it's called, I use TweetDeck) that makes it built right into your browser.  We could post L-G like, but we'd have WAY more exposure than on this board.

why the fuck do we want said exposure? tres gay.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: mosh on May 29, 2009, 10:35:02 AM
Not un;ess youre Kyle...
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: tricky on May 29, 2009, 10:49:39 AM
or Tru
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on May 29, 2009, 12:22:45 PM
Also, there are apps like TwitterFox (I think that's what it's called, I use TweetDeck) that makes it built right into your browser.  We could post L-G like, but we'd have WAY more exposure than on this board.

why the fuck do we want said exposure? tres gay.

Noobs are fun.  Just not a flood of them all at once.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Nitya on May 31, 2009, 10:32:09 AM
The Adamson chick is cute albeit seemingly Twitter whore... Still, she's cute.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: FAH-Q on May 31, 2009, 11:19:49 AM
Adamson chick?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Nitya on May 31, 2009, 11:59:58 AM
Yeah, she's one of the followers.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: FAH-Q on May 31, 2009, 12:09:07 PM
Bleh.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: hip on May 31, 2009, 01:22:41 PM
Quote from: hip
barf.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: taiko on June 04, 2009, 12:08:13 AM
i tweeted to #youtwitface (http://twitter.com/home#search?q=%23youtwitface).  no one on twitter realizes they were being ridiculed.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 04, 2009, 12:25:41 AM
Sweet.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 08, 2009, 07:30:05 AM
Flood of Twitter Spam Has Only Just Begun (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,524279,00.html)

Spam on Twitter is seriously fucking ridiculous and getting out of control.  It's so fucking insane how much spam there is.  If this shit keeps up and the people at Twitter keep doing a half-assed job at preventing spam than people (including me) are going to go look elsewhere for this type of service where the company running it can handle the spamloads. 

*I've now decided to officially block ANYONE following me who is not an actual person or a person marketing ANYTHING.  I'm fucking cracking down.  I wanna know how many TRUE followers I have.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on June 08, 2009, 09:19:41 AM
Spam is a myth.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 01:18:09 AM
Just like unicorns or really hot, doable trannies. You know, ones that are so hot that when they pull out their cock you still wanna go for it.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 05:27:54 PM
....is down.  Ghey.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 07:08:12 PM
Spammed to death ...
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Nitya on June 19, 2009, 05:02:47 PM
I have a twitter now. O.o
Yep, I broke. I'm weak. Oh well.

.com/jaitayai

uhyeah.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 20, 2009, 07:38:47 PM
You're already addicted, fwa fwa fwa!
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Nitya on June 20, 2009, 07:49:39 PM
Eh, I'm always like that in the beginning.
E.g. I was extremely addicted to myspace for a little while but I haven't been on in ages now.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 20, 2009, 07:54:13 PM
Probably because Myspace has always been horrible and has gotten even MORE lame since Facebook and Twitter came along.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 20, 2009, 08:25:42 PM
Oh, and who has been doing all the work on the LG Twitter?  I log on there and we are following like 165 people.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on June 21, 2009, 02:42:28 AM
Who is the only person at l-g that would waste time on it ?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 21, 2009, 02:54:14 AM
Besides me? Hmmm.....tricky? Not sure.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on June 21, 2009, 03:22:51 AM
Interesting. Twitter doesnt force me to relog into twitter when somebody else uses the lg account....doesnt seem to notice the acount is already active ? weird.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 21, 2009, 03:27:30 AM
Yeah, it's cool like that.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Thrash on June 21, 2009, 03:30:00 AM
I really need to see what you fuckwits are doing with this ....
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 21, 2009, 03:31:23 AM
It's turned into an abomination.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Thrash on June 21, 2009, 03:31:44 AM
... as expected
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on June 21, 2009, 03:34:19 AM
It's just quotes from the box and my tweeting back bullshit to the dicks who are dumb enough to add us.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 21, 2009, 03:40:13 AM
You DO realize that most of those people are bots?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on June 21, 2009, 03:46:35 AM
Yeah. I cant be fucked checking all of the "following" in one go. I wait till they show up on the home or profile or whateverthefuck and then I remove them.

or

What's the difference between bot and human on twitter ?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 21, 2009, 03:48:21 AM
A human will talk back to you.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on June 21, 2009, 03:55:08 AM
hmm...I rather tweet to the bot.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 21, 2009, 03:58:40 AM
Why am I not surprised?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on June 21, 2009, 04:12:00 AM
https://twitter.com/fonziegomez

okay, you tell me, human or bot ?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 21, 2009, 04:41:29 AM
Conclusion: Retarded human
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: underclass on June 22, 2009, 12:54:09 AM
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10580055 (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10580055)
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Zoomie on June 22, 2009, 07:57:58 AM
For the record, I've had a twitter account for a year and I wouldn't subject my real life friends to you asshats.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 22, 2009, 10:57:26 PM
See, all my IRLs are on Facebook.  I use twitter cuz I hate all the people I know IRL.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Zoomie on June 22, 2009, 11:14:24 PM
A therapist will fix that when you're in your 40s.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 22, 2009, 11:15:59 PM
Oh, that's what happened to you?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Zoomie on June 22, 2009, 11:18:40 PM
Close enough.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Nitya on June 23, 2009, 08:24:26 AM
See, all my IRLs are on Facebook.  I use twitter cuz I hate all the people I know IRL.
Same!

Except I don't hate all the people I know irl. I use twitter because I need to amuse myself and what better way than talking bs....
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Thrash on June 24, 2009, 01:10:30 AM
FAG!

See, all my IRLs are on Facebook.  I use twitter cuz I hate all the people I know IRL.
Oh, that's what happened to you?
Close enough.

What he means is that his therapist was:
(http://ithacork.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/55111805.jpg)
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 24, 2009, 01:15:41 AM
Mmmmm!
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Thrash on June 24, 2009, 01:56:58 AM
Quote from: Zoomie
Mmmmm!
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 24, 2009, 05:05:18 AM
Well apparently Eitje thinks he is better than us....I discovered he blocked the LoadedGunCom account on Twitter.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on June 24, 2009, 07:39:41 AM
I knew that ages ago.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 24, 2009, 08:03:29 AM
Of course you did, because you tried following every person in the Twitterverse with the LG account.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on June 24, 2009, 08:08:34 AM
Yep. and in the end I got my wish.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 24, 2009, 08:09:25 AM
To jerk of whenever someone tweeted you back?
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on June 24, 2009, 08:11:33 AM
Nope, to have the account used by admin. Took a bit longer than I expected tbh.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Drugmoth on June 24, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
Good job.  I hope you are proud of yourself.  Pat yourself on the back and give yourself a cookie, you deserve it.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: ttfg on June 24, 2009, 09:13:11 AM
Ty. I shall.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Nitya on November 07, 2009, 11:14:04 AM
http://twitter.com/pornhub (http://twitter.com/pornhub)


I expected more porn links and less crazy lady talking tbh.
Title: Re: twitter
Post by: Thrash on November 08, 2009, 05:22:25 PM
Yeah ...