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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on April 08, 2009, 05:17:06 PM

Title: Dear Lucas...
Post by: Zoomie on April 08, 2009, 05:17:06 PM: While at the cottage last night, pondering fridge messages it occurred to me that we hadn't really recapped something:

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/Zoomie/DSCF0345.jpg)

Would you care to expand or shall I?

:D

Love,
Zoom

PS: When I said "expand" I didn't mean your waistline, muffin.
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: Libertine on April 08, 2009, 05:21:09 PM: GODDDDD. TAKE YOUR PERSONAL MESSAGES TO EMAIL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

CLUTTERING UP MY BOARD, RUINING MY INTERNET, SHITTING IN MY FUCKING CEREAL.

ARGHGHAGHGH

*breaks monitor*
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: Zoomie on April 08, 2009, 05:24:27 PM: No no, it's a good story. If you'd bothered to show you wouldn't need an explanation. You'd just be chuckling in your cereal. Fag.
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: mosh on April 08, 2009, 05:48:35 PM: I dont think thats what he mean, Zooms...
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: Zoomie on April 08, 2009, 05:50:47 PM: I don't care, his monitor is broken anyway. Fuck him.
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: ttfg on April 08, 2009, 05:52:03 PM: Once you know its an "in" thread....~shrug.
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: The Geek on April 08, 2009, 05:59:27 PM: Jesus guys, how dare you ruin tricky's internet experience!!
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: Zoomie on April 08, 2009, 06:00:40 PM: And you, ya' ho. If you're gonna blog don't set it to private. You post shit and I get notifications and I can't read any of it, Cuz I'm like, SOOOOOO interested in the intimate workings of your life...
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: The Geek on April 08, 2009, 06:01:46 PM: Hmmm! On the 'space? I thought you deleted your account? hop on aim!
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: taiko on April 08, 2009, 06:04:20 PM: Story:
There was a nice lesbian girl named Mary that decided to make fun of me by mispronouncing my name.

Standard subculture response to fresh blood.

A non-standard subculture response: PHYSICAL VIOLENCE AGAINST GENITALIA ORCHESTRATED BY IRANIANS.
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: The Geek on April 08, 2009, 06:11:02 PM: Genitals, you say?
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: underclass on April 08, 2009, 06:20:04 PM: underclass likes this
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: The Geek on April 08, 2009, 06:20:30 PM: A++++++ would recommend?
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: ttfg on April 08, 2009, 06:21:47 PM: user has exceeded their download allowance.
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: 13chemicals on April 08, 2009, 06:42:40 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on April 08, 2009, 05:17:06 PM

PS: When I said "expand" I didn't mean your waistline, muffin.

My summer goal is to get Luke back down to a 32 waistline, just you see!
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: FAH-Q on April 08, 2009, 06:43:34 PM: 32? Jesus. You want him to starve?
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: Zoomie on April 08, 2009, 06:45:22 PM: Damn you are one sadistic bitch...
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: ttfg on April 08, 2009, 06:46:49 PM: I'm a 32 @ 33.
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: 13chemicals on April 08, 2009, 06:47:27 PM: He used to be pretty skinny ten years ago.
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 08, 2009, 06:50:27 PM: Get him back on the coke! That'll fix it.
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: 13chemicals on April 08, 2009, 07:56:49 PM: Always does!
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: The Geek on April 08, 2009, 07:57:35 PM: you can always add splenda to it for flavor, but less calories!
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: taiko on April 08, 2009, 08:10:13 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on April 08, 2009, 06:43:34 PM
32? Jesus. You want him to starve?

She knew me back when I *had* a 32 waistline...
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: taiko on April 08, 2009, 08:10:40 PM: Quote from: krapsna on April 08, 2009, 06:50:27 PM
Get him back on the coke! That'll fix it.

I've never been, nor will I ever be, "on the coke".
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: tricky on April 08, 2009, 08:24:41 PM: Quote from: The Geek on April 08, 2009, 05:59:27 PM
Jesus guys, how dare you ruin tricky's internet experience!!

Fuck you, bitch. Go choke on Balor's cock.
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: The Geek on April 08, 2009, 08:37:35 PM: I'm having his love child.
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 08, 2009, 08:50:24 PM: If I set up a time and a place for mud/jello wrestling, will you two meet and have an epic catfight showdown? Mello? Tricky? Also, who will attend?
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: The Geek on April 08, 2009, 08:56:08 PM: You'll probably sleep through it.
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 08, 2009, 08:58:21 PM: You're right. The speed makes me sleepy.
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: Thrash on April 09, 2009, 02:14:29 AM: It was actually Libertine that said it ....
I had to reread the thread to be sure; I thought it was tricky as well ...
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: Wozzeck on April 14, 2009, 02:54:27 PM: There was some important information here I was not aware of.
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: The Geek on April 14, 2009, 02:57:04 PM: I stole your seed while you were sleeping. Cool?
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 15, 2009, 05:38:24 PM: So it's not really a love child so much as "creepy self-artificiallly inseminated with stolen semen" child.
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: underclass on April 15, 2009, 07:38:59 PM: Quote from: Emperor Reagan on April 15, 2009, 05:38:24 PM
So it's not really a love child so much as "creepy self-artificiallly inseminated with stolen semen" child.

Danzig?
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: Wozzeck on April 16, 2009, 12:06:07 AM: Next time, wake me.
Title: Re: Dear Lucas...
Post by: mosh on April 16, 2009, 04:11:19 AM: And take video