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Title: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Dixon Magina on April 09, 2009, 03:01:07 PM
since you are having trouble getting some sex i posted an ad for you on maines craigslist in the men seeking men section. since you do not care about your personal information being on the internet i created a new gmail account dylan.j.xxxxxx@gmail.com to help you in your cock quest

http://maine.craigslist.org/cas/1114743787.html (http://maine.craigslist.org/cas/1114743787.html)
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Drugmoth on April 09, 2009, 03:08:02 PM
Asshole.

I'll kindly request you delete that.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: ttfg on April 09, 2009, 03:10:08 PM
The craigslist opitions for australian cities is sparse.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Dixon Magina on April 09, 2009, 03:15:11 PM
but you wont get any replies if i delete the posting

if you had posted your unit number you would be hosting a leatherman party right now

but since you asked kindly i wont use that email address for any replies
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Doormouse on April 09, 2009, 03:38:55 PM
Didn't you learn anything from tricky's experience with her friend's info?
People are fucks to each other online.
Not because they bear the victim any malice but mainly because they can make the victim the victim.
It's like how a cat kills mice not because he's hungry but because he's bored.
That's the internet.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Dixon Magina on April 09, 2009, 03:54:03 PM
nobody has been victimized yet only taunted
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Thrash on April 09, 2009, 04:05:30 PM
Quote
This posting has been flagged for removal

(The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.)
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: tricky on April 09, 2009, 04:05:53 PM
Wow. I must be a bad person because I laughed my ass off over this. I had to stifle it since I'm at work.

However, with that being said, this is a fucked up thing to do. Someone flag the CL post if it hasn't already been done.

Edit: Ok I see that it's been deleted. Good.

Edit 2: I feel kind of bad for laughing.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Doormouse on April 09, 2009, 04:08:02 PM
nobody has been victimized yet only taunted
Oh yeah and some people do it to feel the rush of power instead of just boredom. These guys might not even kill the mouse they just want the mouse and others to know they could have killed it.

EDIT: I'm not judging. I'm just surprised Drugmoth hasn't learned this yet.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Dixon Magina on April 09, 2009, 04:19:58 PM
drugmoth talked tough shit about how he didnt care about his information being on here deleting the cl post was lame it had no information on it that in any way pointed to drugmoth

the real danger was the gmail address and what would happen to someones reuptation in a podunk town replying to gay ads with his full name in his email address doing so on his behalf would be really fucked tho i wouldnt go that far i was going to post the replies here in this thread in case there was anything he liked
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: tricky on April 09, 2009, 04:24:32 PM
Punctuation. Do you use it, motherfucker?
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Dixon Magina on April 09, 2009, 04:25:06 PM
no is for sissies
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Drugmoth on April 09, 2009, 05:41:54 PM
By the way, who the fuck are you?
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: taiko on April 09, 2009, 06:08:44 PM
someone that knows us well enough not to illicit an immune response until it was too late.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Zoomie on April 09, 2009, 06:21:47 PM
The whole no punctuation thing AGAIN???
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Dixon Magina on April 09, 2009, 08:02:35 PM
wozzeks sex ad in dylans home town is getting some replies

it must be nice to be gay huh dylan

i will give you the gmail account in a few days after there are some more replies there to tempt you dont worry about thanking me
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: ttfg on April 09, 2009, 08:05:32 PM
I have a memory of dixon from a-s or very early l-g. The name isn't new. (?)
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Drugmoth on April 09, 2009, 08:30:25 PM
Nice.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: mosh on April 09, 2009, 08:40:57 PM
The craigslist opitions for australian cities is sparse.

We have SexPaper.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Dixon Magina on April 10, 2009, 09:31:59 AM
i reposted dylans ad http://maine.craigslist.org/cas/1114883783.html (http://maine.craigslist.org/cas/1114883783.html)

he got five replies so far

Quote from: Mystery Man
I'd say you'd have to get dirty all over again!

Quote from: Dwight Whitney
know a few   ways to get u  dirty...........

Quote from: METraveler2
Hey man, bi / curious here man.  I'm 34 here, 6'1", 190, good shape, good looks, normal guy, closeted and like to explore more in the right situation.  safe and sane here.  Hit me back man if this sounds interesting.

Quote from: Cole Heki
Whats up buddy? My name is cole, I saw your post. I hope we get to meet, I just turned 23 last month., and i'm a doctor. i've been around for 2 months. Had to move for my new job. i can host half of the week, d/d free, love it in the ass. Reply back.

Quote from: Craig James
You sould start by taking that coarsely textured cloth and pplishing wy willingly spread ass chheks unti you deem it scrubbed enough to massage it with your tongue...in preparation for placement of that regenerative organ...
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Zoomie on April 10, 2009, 09:39:29 AM
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Hey man, bi / curious here man.  I'm 34 here, 6'1", 190, good shape, good looks, normal guy, closeted and like to explore more in the right situation.  safe and sane here.  Hit me back man if this sounds interesting.

This echoes in my head with a heavy Mainer accent.

Hey man, bicurious HEAAH, Thirty-FOAH HEAAH, 6'1", One-NINE-AYYY, good shape, good looks, NAW-MUHL guy, CLAW-seted and like to ex-PLAWUH MAWWWW in the right situation.  safe and sane HEAHHH.  Hit me back man if this sounds interesting.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Dixon Magina on April 10, 2009, 09:54:55 AM
just got another one

Quote from: Jim B
You turn around and see me standing just outside the shower.  I'm slowly undressing and my manhood is already rock hard and at attention.  I pull my shirt over my head to expose my muscled pecs and you slide the shower door open, welcoming me in.  I step into the shower and bring my mouth to your mouth.... slowly sliding my tongue into your mouth.  Our tongues play hard.
 
What happens next?

man the homos like wozzeks writing a lot
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: ttfg on April 10, 2009, 11:00:10 AM
" i can host half of the week, d/d free, love it in the ass. Reply back. "


I'm not down with the lingo.. what's d/d free ?

im assuming something to do with not having stds ?

hmm, std and drug free ?
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 10, 2009, 11:33:21 AM
It means drug and disease free. Not danzig's kind of guy.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Wozzeck on April 10, 2009, 12:06:30 PM
Awww, you left out the best part!

As much as I probably deserve this for using my own naked ass for shock-comedy purposes, I demand you respond to each and every one of them with the "Bayeux Tapestry Ending".

Thusly: "What I do is, I slam my face with eyes wide open against a blank spot on the shower wall. Letting my left hand catch the resulting blood flow, I use my right index finger to add another figure to my on going recreation of the Bayeux Tapestry. One day I shall reveal to Christie what real art is, and take his fraudulent empire right out of his soft and complacent hands."

Then post the counter-responses.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Dixon Magina on April 10, 2009, 05:00:31 PM
i cant reply with the gmail address since it might get dylan lynched

here is a new reply

Quote from: J
At this point I would hope that you would put on a pair of jean with nothing else and a tight tee shirt.  Proceed to pick up your car keys and visit me (a 27yr, 5'9", 145#, tight ass, 6"cut piereced cocked boy) in Augusta.  We would work of getting you all sticky and cummy.  After that hot play a nice rinse lather repeat in the shower would be fun.

Let me know
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Drugmoth on April 10, 2009, 09:22:43 PM
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Thrash on April 10, 2009, 09:24:41 PM
... of your ruby-red shoes?
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Drugmoth on April 10, 2009, 09:25:43 PM
You know it, girlfriend.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Dixon Magina on April 10, 2009, 09:30:04 PM
heres the latest

Quote
That some grand Awen brother!

Awen is a Welsh word for "(poetic) inspiration

My wife and I live in Waterville. we have been married ten years and are breaking out the traditional life. we have gained enough trust to express our true sexuality..

I'm Bi looking for not just sex but but a male bond.
not some mushy luvy duvy scene  more like I love you man your a stud lets have hang out!  wanna cum ! make love to me or my wife or both its all cool. you know what mean. or just one on one.
I'm 37 young looks good genes in good shape not big muscle but not soft. 7.5 cock not fat not thin  JUST RIGHT once a model.
6'  tall 190 athletic

My wife is  amazing if your interested in her or both of us.  nice DD boobies again not fat by no means but not barbie thin.

to sum it up we or I want some one with good looks safe and clean and sane for a long term bond sexually and a little bit emotionally. my yahoo IM is XXXXXXXsafefun_69 if you want to chat and send pics.
Its Friday lets meet hang out at local club or meet somewhere discreet it's your choice

be cool, play safe, be safe, many blessing.
hope to her from you
Jonesy



EDIT: Removed Yahoo name
-Thrash
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: taiko on April 10, 2009, 09:34:07 PM
haha.  I'm two klicks away from Augusta too.

Sounds like an interesting way for you to spend an evening, then!
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Zoomie on April 10, 2009, 09:35:41 PM
Yeah Jonesy's wife sounds hot.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Thrash on April 10, 2009, 09:40:24 PM
Dude, that'd be a totally hot situation, you know, if you didn't have to bone dude too ...
Oh, wait, that's not a new thing to you; I forget these things sometimes ...
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Drugmoth on April 10, 2009, 09:40:34 PM
No thank you.  I'm waiting for Sarah to dump her hubby. (to fuck HER, assholes)
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Zoomie on April 10, 2009, 09:43:01 PM
If she dumps her hubby she's mine.

Of course, as her stalker, I could have her anytime. I'd just rather she be warm. And alive. But whatev.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: psychopathetic on April 10, 2009, 09:47:01 PM
It's sweet, how you two fight over me. But also terrifying. Glad you both know how I like it.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Zoomie on April 10, 2009, 09:48:17 PM
On a gurney in the basement of the medical examiner's office?
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Drugmoth on April 10, 2009, 09:50:57 PM
I'd cut my dick off for you, Sarah.  And feed it to Kyle.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: psychopathetic on April 10, 2009, 09:52:09 PM
I'd cut my dick off for you, Sarah.  And feed it to Kyle.

And we've entered the territory of stay the fuck away from me.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Drugmoth on April 10, 2009, 09:54:19 PM
 :'(

Hehehe.....j/k I want your boobs, that's all.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: psychopathetic on April 10, 2009, 09:55:46 PM
(oYo)
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Drugmoth on April 10, 2009, 09:56:17 PM
:D
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: taiko on April 10, 2009, 10:01:17 PM
j/k

When people say "just kidding", there's usually a grain of truth hidden behind the "joke".
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: psychopathetic on April 10, 2009, 10:07:19 PM
j/k

When people say "just kidding", there's usually a grain of truth hidden behind the "joke".

thx captain obvious. =P
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: taiko on April 10, 2009, 10:26:33 PM
no problem - just kidding.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Drugmoth on April 10, 2009, 11:02:35 PM
You're right, I'm stalking her  :-[
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Libertine on April 10, 2009, 11:15:04 PM
I'm going to find where you live and rape you and kill your whole family.

j/klol
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Drugmoth on April 10, 2009, 11:50:45 PM
OMGWTFYURSOFUNNUH!!!!11!!!
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: tricky on April 11, 2009, 01:22:29 AM
I'm going to find where you live and rape you and kill your whole family.

j/klol

It's KILL then RAPE... get it right.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 09:13:51 AM
Meh. It's slightly better when they're still wigglin'.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: mosh on April 11, 2009, 10:31:59 AM
You're right, I'm stalking her  :-[

Zoomie, you gonna put up with this intrusion into your turf?
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 10:42:39 AM
Age and experience my friend. Not even slightly concerned.
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: mosh on April 11, 2009, 10:47:26 AM
yeah, but who can resist the opportunity to slap him around some?
Title: Re: dylan gets sex - man sex
Post by: Thrash on April 12, 2009, 03:29:39 AM
No, see ...
... you let HIM do all the stupid shit and get caught
... if ever you fuck up from that point on it'll get pinned on him

... it's brilliant!