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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: (_)_)===D on April 10, 2009, 12:11:06 PM

Title: The cheese
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 10, 2009, 12:11:06 PM
Here's the crappy blurry cell phone photo of my cheese tattoo.

(http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/cheese.jpg)
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: ttfg on April 10, 2009, 12:30:41 PM
Here's the blurry cell phone photo of my crappy cheese tattoo.

(http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/cheese.jpg)
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 10, 2009, 12:33:39 PM
Yes, it IS a crappy tattoo. It's kinda the point.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: ttfg on April 10, 2009, 12:39:29 PM
Okay. Understood.


I am never sure of anybodies point.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: mosh on April 10, 2009, 12:56:17 PM
The Brotherhood of the Cheese grows...
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Tru on April 10, 2009, 01:08:37 PM
Hahaha Swiss Cheeze
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: The Geek on April 10, 2009, 01:51:32 PM
where's the wings?
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: ttfg on April 10, 2009, 01:52:51 PM
It's not a red bull tattoo.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Thrash on April 10, 2009, 04:43:26 PM
I guess I'm next ...
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Libertine on April 10, 2009, 04:53:11 PM
Where is it at?
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Thrash on April 10, 2009, 04:54:43 PM
Left testicle ...
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: taiko on April 10, 2009, 05:17:22 PM
(http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/cheese.jpg)

Yours looks much more yellow-orange than mine.  It also has better shadows.
Oh, and I have some shittier lines drawn on the right side than you.  ;)

(http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/cheese2.jpg)

I wonder...  If I get a second tattoo, and it is ALSO cheese, where does that put me in the hierarcheddar?
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Thrash on April 10, 2009, 05:21:38 PM
Below the legs of the ladder ...
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 10, 2009, 05:59:29 PM
Welcome Cheese Brother.
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/Zoomie/TheCheese.jpg)

I need this one now:
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/Zoomie/uffington-white-horse-tattoo_59.jpg)
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: The Geek on April 10, 2009, 05:59:41 PM
i just located the old cheese pictures. i should upload them.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 10, 2009, 06:02:28 PM
Don't bother. You will never wear the cheese. You laughed at us and called us names. You are not welcome.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Thrash on April 10, 2009, 06:16:38 PM
I need this one now:
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/Zoomie/uffington-white-horse-tattoo_59.jpg)

The tat, or the foot?
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 10, 2009, 06:22:43 PM
Meh. You know I'm not hard to impress.

The horse.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: taiko on April 10, 2009, 07:47:53 PM
I notice that each of us has the hole shadows in a different place.
That's how we'll be able to tell each other apart in the secret, black-cloak ceremonies!
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 10, 2009, 07:50:09 PM
Excellent!
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Thrash on April 10, 2009, 09:18:33 PM
So, I should get mine on the right testicle then?
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 10, 2009, 09:31:53 PM
Yes because I don't go to enough cloaked ceremonies where I have to look at cheesy balls...
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: taiko on April 10, 2009, 09:33:03 PM
So, I should get mine on the right testicle then?

it needs to be someplace that has more than a square inch of available skin, Thrash.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: tricky on April 11, 2009, 01:26:22 AM
So, I should get mine on the right testicle then?

Can I get one on my outer left labia minora?

hahaha I'm so funnyz.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Tru on April 11, 2009, 02:25:46 AM
Quote
That's how we'll be able to tell each other apart in the secret, black-cloak ceremonies!

Hahahahahaha
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: mosh on April 11, 2009, 05:43:26 AM
Excellent!

Are you going to shave you leg as badly as the leg in that horse pic too?
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 09:04:15 AM
Maybe.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: FAH-Q on April 11, 2009, 01:33:49 PM
Excellent!

Are you going to shave you leg as badly as the leg in that horse pic too?

I wasn't the only one who noticed that, then. Badly shaven and in dire need of some sun.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Dixon Magina on April 11, 2009, 02:06:28 PM
Who did that horse tattoo?
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 02:08:54 PM
I have no idea, it's just one that I want. It's the White Horse of Uffington, and the symbol of my clan.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: FAH-Q on April 11, 2009, 02:30:34 PM
I can't quite remember which one it was, I think maybe it's the Cherhill White Horse, but one of the white horses used to be (maybe still is, depending on the route?) visible from the train going from London to Cornwall.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: taiko on April 11, 2009, 04:50:53 PM
So, I should get mine on the right testicle then?

Can I get one on my outer left labia minora?

Sorry, no girls in the club.
You have to get a ladybug.
It's the rules.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: mosh on April 11, 2009, 04:53:12 PM
YAY SEXISM!
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: psychopathetic on April 11, 2009, 04:54:20 PM
YAY SEXISM!

almost as awesome as racism!
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: ttfg on April 11, 2009, 04:55:30 PM
Its okay to be a racist.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 04:57:00 PM
Lucas and I form the majority and we have voted against vaginal cheese.


Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: mosh on April 11, 2009, 04:58:24 PM
Its okay to be a racist.

It's ok to be gay too.

Lucas and I form the majority and we have voted against vaginal cheese.

Vaginal cheese is bad.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: ttfg on April 11, 2009, 05:02:42 PM
Its okay to be a racist.

I just went and checked the dictionary sites.

When the fuck did they change the definition of racist ?

My dictionary growing up said racist was

1 the belief of race
2 something something.

Anyways the gist of it was the word racist had subclasses. discrim. and non-discrim.

Anybody else grow up with this thinking ?
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: mosh on April 11, 2009, 05:17:40 PM
It changed when uppity black folk, fresh from de-colonisation, felt super empowered to take it up to whitey.

Thing is, whitey left coz there wasnt any more easy money to be made from the darkies.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 11, 2009, 09:35:43 PM
I'm the tattoo artist, and I say that if Tricky wants cheese tattooed on her pussy she can get it.

It wouldn't make her part of the club though. It would make her club property.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 09:37:51 PM
WOOT! Thirdsies!
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: tricky on April 11, 2009, 09:37:57 PM
I'm racist because I wouldn't let Emp buy a CD from some dude in NYC. Ask him!

Krsna- that's what you guys think. In actually I'd own you.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 09:39:15 PM
Behold the awesome power of the vag...
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 11, 2009, 09:41:30 PM
Psh. The vag isn't that powerful, not once you realize there's a whole lot more of them just around the corner.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 09:50:44 PM
And ON the corner.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Lucky on April 11, 2009, 09:56:38 PM
Fishtown hookers!
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 12, 2009, 02:18:36 AM
It's true.  The guy and I were having a conversation about Baltimore and he was trying to sell me his cd, then tricky ran up and punched him in the mouth and yelled nigger.

It was pretty exciting and far better than what the cd probably would have been.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Thrash on April 12, 2009, 04:03:24 AM
Its okay to be a racist.

Shup, Nigga!
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: psychopathetic on April 12, 2009, 06:27:41 AM
It's true.  The guy and I were having a conversation about Baltimore and he was trying to sell me his cd, then tricky ran up and punched him in the mouth and yelled nigger.

It was pretty exciting and far better than what the cd probably would have been.

gahahaha

i would pay a dollar to see that.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 07:07:27 AM
Oh I totally wanna get the cheese tattoo to make it a lot less cool.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 08:30:54 AM
And I feel a rift in the force that tells me you will succeed, fat padowan...
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: taiko on April 12, 2009, 10:57:12 AM
It's true.  The guy and I were having a conversation about Baltimore and he was trying to sell me his cd, then tricky ran up and punched him in the mouth and yelled nigger.

It was pretty exciting and far better than what the cd probably would have been.

Imagining this is more entertaining that saturday morning cartoons.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 12, 2009, 01:22:18 PM
Sorry Danzig, the only real cheese tattoo comes from me.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: mosh on April 12, 2009, 01:25:06 PM
accept no imitatings!
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 03:47:18 PM
And if you think Balor's Big Samoan Lawyer was a hardass, wait until you meet the Cheese Brotherhood's Ukrainian Legal Team. So don't even try it.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Thrash on April 13, 2009, 03:00:13 AM
Heh ...
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: The Geek on April 13, 2009, 09:51:07 AM
Quote
Sorry, no girls in the club.
You have to get a ladybug.
It's the rules.

This is true!

(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/88/l_da7ec16e07d24b93b5a5594d19e24097.jpg)



Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: tricky on April 13, 2009, 10:00:08 AM
Can I get a cheese with antenna and legs instead?
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 10:01:18 AM
hmm.
that interesting!

or maybe just anything with 3 holes/spots in/on it.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Doormouse on April 13, 2009, 10:16:40 AM
Get this:
(http://www.waxelastic.com/blog/images/rejected.gif)
it has 3 holes/spots and antenna-like things
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Doormouse on April 13, 2009, 10:22:25 AM
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/88/l_da7ec16e07d24b93b5a5594d19e24097.jpg)
Good photography, Geek. I'm very glad I get to see belt as well.  ;)
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Doormouse on April 13, 2009, 10:23:42 AM
Well that was it. My first double-post. Figured I'd honor the occasion by making it a triple.

Wooo! Look at me! I'm breaking all the rules!!
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: The Geek on April 13, 2009, 10:28:16 AM
... and my couch - covered with plastic!!
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Wozzeck on April 13, 2009, 01:09:06 PM
Geekflesh.

Feastflesh.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 03:12:52 PM
I bet it's nicely marbled, too.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 09:41:34 PM
Get this:
(http://www.waxelastic.com/blog/images/rejected.gif)
it has 3 holes/spots and antenna-like things

Oh fuck.

Sasha has that!
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: FAH-Q on April 13, 2009, 09:42:23 PM
I knew I'd seen that somewhere before.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:44:50 PM
I think chitownoi has something like that too
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: psychopathetic on April 13, 2009, 09:49:24 PM
My anus is bleeding! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M17aG_Po2Y#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: psychopathetic on April 13, 2009, 09:50:02 PM
because obvs some of you guys aren't familiar.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 09:50:28 PM
maybe we can be the cheese brothers, amongst a clan of three-spotted people.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 09:51:40 PM
because obvs some of you guys aren't familiar.

I hope you weren't talking to me.

Because I was AT the animation show where Don Hertzdfelt told a giant, be-drawn man that he didn't understand why people got his art tattooed on their body, and that it just looked ugly to him.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:52:59 PM
That will become the catch phrase around here for a while.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: psychopathetic on April 13, 2009, 09:54:45 PM
because obvs some of you guys aren't familiar.

I hope you weren't talking to me.

Because I was AT the animation show where Don Hertzdfelt told a giant, be-drawn man that he didn't understand why people got his art tattooed on their body, and that it just looked ugly to him.

because obvs some of you guys aren't familiar.

 :P
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 09:57:06 PM
because obvs some of you guys aren't familiar.

I hope you weren't talking to me.

Because I was AT the animation show where Don Hertzdfelt told a giant, be-drawn man that he didn't understand why people got his art tattooed on their body, and that it just looked ugly to him.

because obvs some of you guys aren't familiar.

 :P
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:58:25 PM
ouch.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: FAH-Q on April 13, 2009, 09:59:06 PM
Man, that was fucking bizarre.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: psychopathetic on April 13, 2009, 10:00:57 PM
because obvs some of you guys aren't familiar.

I hope you weren't talking to me.

Because I was AT the animation show where Don Hertzdfelt told a giant, be-drawn man that he didn't understand why people got his art tattooed on their body, and that it just looked ugly to him.

because obvs some of you guys aren't familiar.

 :P

 :-*
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: underclass on April 14, 2009, 03:10:16 AM
cheese initiation for noobs?
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 03:12:05 AM
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 03:15:12 AM
I have another tat on my neck but there is no way for me to take a picture and show you guys.  One day....
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: underclass on April 14, 2009, 03:16:09 AM
I have another tat on my neck but there is no way for me to take a picture and show you guys.  One day....

buy a fucking flash man
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 03:20:55 AM
I have another tat on my neck but there is no way for me to take a picture and show you guys.  One day....

buy a fucking flash man

I spend all my money on food and drugs.
Title: Re: The cheese
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 03:21:51 AM
... or get a tangible friend
I have another tat on my neck but there is no way for me to take a picture and show you guys.  One day....

buy a fucking flash man

... or get a tangible friend

I'm not touching the food comment ...