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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: bagman on February 22, 2009, 12:16:34 AM
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Um, so I am fairly certain I've pissed "J" off. I haven't talked to her, texted her, etc. since last weekend. Like I said in my last post on ThrashInc, the whole taking a shower together last Sunday and her leaving in one of my t-shirts things got me worried. So I want to let her know to back the fuck up some. Usually she texts me daily, but like I said I haven't heard a peep.
She e-mailed me an article on Tuesday about this meteor that flew by in Austin and was caught on camera, and she said we should go to west Texas to camp and watch a meteor shower sometime. She said she was going to look up the next time there is a meteor shower. I totally ignored that in my response and focused on the news story about the chimp defacing that lady early in the week. I think she is getting it. We need to knock this shit down a few notches. She keeps saying she'll come over and cook me dinner, that we need to meet for lunch during the week, go camping, travel Texas, etc. and I have never acknowledged any of those things. I just change the subject. It is a friends with benefits things, rather than a fuck buddy thing which I understand involves a little more than just fucking (I let her spend the night, and vice versa) and we go out to eat sometimes, but I don't want anymore than that with her.
It's Saturday night and she should be hopping up and down on my dick and screaming right about now, but is nowhere to be heard/seen.
There is no way in hell I am pussying out and calling/texting her. If she wants my dick she'll have to let me know. She's gonna chase me.
It's no sweat off my nutsac. I already texted "E" (the girl I took the my firm Christmas party - posted photos somewhere on thrashinc) and we're talking about hanging out. Plus that girl "L" who I met on HotOrNot last year, who it turned out was in my fucking finance class the entire semester and we didn't know it until near the end of class, is moving here to Austin. She got a state gig. Yeehaw. That means maybe I'll get a taste of her cute little ass.
But for now, it's back to Xvideos.com, Redtube.com, Youporn.com, Dansmovies.com, Mambamovies.com, and of course Throatpokers.com.
At least they make me cum... every time.
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Pull your head out of your ass and call her.
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She's fairly unattractive, overweight, smokes, and I know I can do better.
She was training wheels man, training wheels.
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Yeah, but you're listing girls you met on hotornot as your backup....
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And here I thought hotornot was just a way to give people anonymous and therefor cruel ratings based on their picture. I guess it makes sense they'd parlay that into a dating site.
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Well now that I know my way around a pussy a little better and how to get a woman warmed up and aching for my thrusting dick stick, I'm sure it'll be easier to find my next lay.
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Well now that I know my way around a pussy a little better and how to get a woman warmed up and aching for my thrusting dick stick, I'm sure it'll be easier to find my next lay.
Just felt that this was worth repeating.
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Kyle, you're forgetting one thing; she was still slobbing your knob in the meantime ...
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This entire affair (pun intended) reminds me of the story of the bulls.
An old bull and a young bull were standing on top of a hill, looking down on their herd of cows. The young bull said "Hey, let's run down there and fuck one of them cows!"
And the old bull said, "No. Let's walk down and fuck ALL of them."
Don't be the young bull.
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Great story
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Um, anyway she messaged me and I am heading over tonight. So GAME on!
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W3rd ...
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"He did it, now what?"
Buttsecks? 3-some? Coming while inside her?
Or did that happen yet? I read most of the bagman gets deflowered thread on the Thrash board but not all of it.
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I don't think so ....
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This entire affair (pun intended) reminds me of the story of the bulls.
An old bull and a young bull were standing on top of a hill, looking down on their herd of cows. The young bull said "Hey, let's run down there and fuck one of them cows!"
And the old bull said, "No. Let's walk down and fuck ALL of them."
Don't be the young bull.
You stole that from Robert Duvall.
Nice.
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You stole that from Robert Duvall.
Nice.
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Mofo I stole nothing. I was telling that joke when Duvall was auditioning to be Brando's Consigliere...
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I bet you never fucked it up like Sean Penn did either.
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So confused this morning...
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Close enough. Bitch.
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Damn you got in twice...
Man, I ought to give you a call...
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Just give him a shout in the small cock thread ...
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Wednesday night was crazy. Little did I know, but being an exhibitionist is thrilling. I'll write up the scoop tomorrow. Tired.
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Well???
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This girl, "J", worships my cock. She's used adjectives like, "beautiful" and "amazing" to describe it. Not that I am long dong silver or anything, but when I hit her slit with my Brad Pitt, she squirms and squirts, and tells me that I am fuckin' IT!
I love feeling her cum -- anytime she's on top, riding cowgirl, or one of my personal favorites - inverted missionary - she has fairly explosive orgasms. My chest ends up all warm and wet from her haha and I like it. Last time she was at my place she kept saying she wanted the neighbors to know how good I was. (She screamed so fucking loud ... I thought I may have gotten ear drum damage.) She's also said on every occasion, that I am the only guy who has ever made her cum while having sex. It's probably more about "fit" than "skills".
Anyway, so back to Wednesday.
First - a little background. She moved about 3 weeks ago from the apartment where she lived by herself, to a house with 3 other dudes living there. Dungeon and Dragon, LARPing motherfuckers. They are fairly scary. One is a 41 year old midget, overweight, Gandolf looking creep. He's not shy at all as you would expect most nerdy D&D/Magic the Gathering playboys to be. He's told her that he has a girlfriend in Oklahoma that he plays World of Warcraft with. He came out and talked with us a bit Wednesday while she was cooking me dinner, and was like "Oh I am SO sore. I started working out today at this gym and my personal trainer really put me through the paces." Hahahaha. Sure. Another roommate is named Kyle and he has a girlfriend in a wheelchair (parapalegic) and has seriously scared "J" by asking her questions about periods, ovulation, etc. in relation to his girlfriend in the chair. He also lives in a shack that has been "attached" to the back of the house. The third guy won't look me in the eye and won't even say hi. He IS the typical super-shy D&D dude. He's probably in his 30s and he lives in the converted garage. I made fun of her for days when she moved in. She's fucking crazy - she didn't even know this dudes, just replied to a Craigslist ad, met them, saw the house, and moved in.
Wednesday I head over and we hang in the kitchen while she cooks an awesome seafood and pasta meal. The roommates occasionaly walk by, and chit-chat a bit, but for the most part we are left alone. After we eat and drink some tasty Chardonnay, we head to the couch in the living room to watch Mythbusters. While we're sitting there she takes my belt off, reaches her hands in my pants, and starts tugging on my balls. Damn! I felt a little uncomfortable knowing any one of the 3 dudes could open their doors and walk by and see us. But I didn't say anything. She unzipped me and pulled my cock out and started stroking it... and being a little cockteasing cocksucker. Little suck here... stroke, suck. WHOOT. I whispered "You're a fucking dirty girl. What if one of your roommates comes out?" She's like "So?" hahaha that was pretty hot. Anyway so she's going at me and I'm loving it, and sure enough we hear the garage door open and close as the garage-dweller comes into the kitchen. Haha we spring into action and within 2 seconds I swear to God it looked like the entire time we had just been chilling in front of the tv having a drink. One second too slow and he would have seen my cock in her mouth/hand on THEIR couch haha. It was pretty exhilirating. She liked it too.
After that little scare we watched some more tv, I teased her, rubbing her pussy through her panties, and getting her to WANT me bad. I was whispering shit like "I want you" in her little ear, and whenever there was a commerical finding sexual things out of the completely non-sexual ads and telling her how I was going to fuck her right.
Blah blah, about midnight we go into her room and shut the door. I had not brought a condom over, with the expectation that she would blow me, and I would return the favor, because I wasn't sure I wanted to fully fuck when the 41 year old's room was right across from hers. But that didn't last. She had an extra condom, put it on and we fucked hard. Her bed creaks so fucking much I know even the dude out in the garage was hearing it hahahaha. It was awesome. She cummed all over me. Unfortunately, I couldn't cum inside her again. But she beat me off.
It was fun. But, I didn't get more than 10 mins of sleep all night, and had to get to work early the next morning. I was really pissy all day. I already hate mornings.
She invited me to a party tonight at her friend's house. I have purposefully declined anything to do with meeting her friends. I just want to fuck her and eat her food that she cooks me. And sometimes go out to eat. So I was like "You mean the party in my pants?" Haha she laughed and said ok, "I guess all you want is a booty call tonight." I smiled ":p" (this was all via text). I didn't hear back from her -- dunno if I pissed her off or what. Have a feeling not. I have her wrapped around my cock. So tonight my neighbors will again, enjoy the screams of ecstasy as much as I will.
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I'd be more worried about what was on that couch prior to you 2 than one of them walking in...
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You do realize what an enormous creep you're being, right?
I mean, assuming there's any truth tho this at all, that these girls are real, etc.
Discretion is the better part of more than just valor, learn that or some day some woman is going to claw your fucking eyes out when she finds out what a little kiss-and-tell bullshit man you've been to her.
...if you ever move beyond the Craigslist League, that is.
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Been doing it for 10 years man; from that girl switchbladekitten on A-S that I got my fingers stinky with, until my first lay, and obviously beyond. My sex life (lack of for the better part of those 10 years) has been of keen interest to most everybody here. I just keep it real. You all know more than even my best, Scientologist friend, does.
Don't bother reading my shit if you aren't interested in it...
...and I can tell you're not. This girl, the one one deflowered me, I actually met in person at a concert in early December. She's not another Craigslist casual encounter. I posted about it on Thrashinc. It's only been one "girl" so far, not all "these girls".
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Wait.....a friend with benefits isn't a friend who shares their drugs with you?
Wow, no wonder everyone was impressed when I said I was gonna go hook up with my "friend with benefits".
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Being a cretin for ten years isn't exactly a stellar way to argue that being a cretin is the thing to do.
Neither is an appeal to authority based on the fact that people on the internet are amused by your arrested adolescence.
Hey, I've got an idea! Show this girl everything you've posted about her, every dirty little detail of her private proclivities hanging out there for Thrash and Zoomie to laugh at, for Tru and Danzig to breathe heavily to. See how well that goes over.
I realize I may come off as rather harsh, but seriously, you're better off growing out of this need-to-tell-all shit.
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I realize I may come off as rather harsh, but seriously, you're better off growing out of this need-to-tell-all shit.
And then we'd only have Thrash's buttsex stories, Tricky's small cock stories and your drunken blather to entertain us. Variety...
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Bagman, tonight I met a guy who is less fuckable than you. Congrats.
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let him ride his ego for the next year... sooner or late he'll figure out that most people get over it after a day or two and we'll be back to Danzig's stories for entertainment
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Balor, while this is solid advice, i enjoy reading this shit. it's hilarious. Dont take that from me!
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Set him up with Zoomie's daughter, that would be entertainment.
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Balor, while this is solid advice, i enjoy reading this shit. it's hilarious. Dont take that from me!
Agreed!
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Aye ...
Motion carried, and it's approved ...
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let him ride his ego for the next year... sooner or late he'll figure out that most people get over it after a day or two and we'll be back to Danzig's stories for entertainment
I'm sorry to say that my hermit status has been preventing me from producing good stories as of late. I can re-tell old ones if you'd like though. How about the one where an underage girl and a prostitute 69'd on my bed? Or how I Anne Frank'd a girl and kicked her out of my house and threatened to call the cops on her on Valentine's day?
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Set him up with Zoomie's daughter, that would be entertainment.
My daughter has taste and sense and only dates guys with guns.
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Does a BB gun count?
Well last night, was a REAL scream fest. My poor neighbors. (I live in a condo, so share walls with folks.) They're an old black retired couple, with their 16 year old grand daughter. We were at it a couple of hours last night. My dick still hurts so badly today. I couldn't cum at all, either by sex, by bj or by hand job, because my dick was so desensitized. But this morning she helped me get off.
We were having lunch earlier and "J" was like "what I really like about you is that you seemed so sweet and innocent... until you get into the bed room". haha. Little did I know I like some kink! By back is all scratched up too. She keeps telling me how much she loves how I make her feel dirty. ::)
Anyway, this picture pretty much sums up the night.
(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5575/img0662w.jpg)
Tricky, I think you'd be in for a surprise if I brought you home.
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That picture sums up what? That you went to the prom and made out?
Neck marks are totally junior high, man. Cover that shit up.
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Dude....you know, I'm proud and all that Lil' Baggy is now Big Baggy.......but your posts in the sex forums reek of TMI. Cuz I get mental images that I DO NOT WANT.
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Dude Mello, I don't believe those are hickeys -- she didn't really suck on my neck. She was scratching me and fucking biting me hard. I may take a pic of my nipple and post that too. Nice bite marks around it. She bit my finger so hard I thought she was going to bite it off. Those are scratches on my neck. I've got similar marks on my stomach and back. Claw marks. Not suction marks. I don't really like my neck being sucked.
I slapped her ass hard and manhandled her tits too. She said they're really sore today. Good I told her!
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Motherfucker.
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Haha. Ok, no nipple pics.
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The more documentation the better. I say post it all. Don't censor yourself. If we're too squeamish we can always opt not to read/look. That's the law of the internet.
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Yeah there's also the law of my foot in your ass.
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Werd.
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Tricky, I think you'd be in for a surprise if I brought you home.
Oh?
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The most awkward raping of your life.
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The most awkward raping of your life.
ahahahahahaha.
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The most awkward raping of your life.
ahahahahahaha.
ROFL @ ROFL @ BUUUUURN
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The most awkward raping of your life.
awkward rape. hahaha
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It's funny cuz it's true.
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You're right. It'd be awkward, because you'd enjoy it when every fiber in your body is telling you not to. It'd be our little secret.
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It would be awkward for many reasons, inarticulate dialogue such as that being one of them.
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Oops. Apologies for the fucking misplaced comma. Corrections below, prof.
You're right. It'd be awkward because you'd enjoy it, when every fiber in your body is telling you not to. It'd be our little secret.
Anyway, enough nitpicking. Let's get on with the titlicking.
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Oops. Apologies for the fucking misplaced comma. Corrections below, prof.
You're right. It'd be awkward because you'd enjoy it, when every fiber in your body is telling you not to. It'd be our little secret.
Anyway, enough nitpicking. Let's get on with the titlicking.
You just made it worse.
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No you did.....there should be no comma.
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You do realize what an enormous creep you're being, right?
I mean, assuming there's any truth tho this at all, that these girls are real, etc.
Discretion is the better part of more than just valor, learn that or some day some woman is going to claw your fucking eyes out when she finds out what a little kiss-and-tell bullshit man you've been to her.
...if you ever move beyond the Craigslist League, that is.
Somehow, Wozniak, I don't think this girl needs you to defend her honor.
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Maybe she's into the "bad" kind of dirty...
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what, like blood and shit on the carpet?
I dated a cougar for a year, trust me it's not something you want to be doing for too long.... if only because it's a pain in the ass to keep replacing bed sheets
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Bagman. Let's talk for a minute. No one needs to know what I'm about to say. this is between you and me.
You need to quit being arrogant about your sexual prowess. See you've only fucked one girl, one who you admit is not... well... she's like scrapping the bottom of the garbage bin, correct? I mean, you did find her on craigslist, right?
Listen Hillbilly goes Hollywood, let's face the facts. She was looking on craigslist, she couldn't get it right from behind, she keeps saying "No one's ever done this to me before"
She reeks of "gives free blow jobs behind K mart" or "Only fucked the really drunk dudes after the dance". I'd also wager to say "Virgin Loser" except you made no mention of blood on your dick after the first lay.
Quit bragging. When you've got a few more notches in your belt, a cougar, bust a nut in a LIVE HUMAN VAGINA, you can start bragging. Until then, back off. You're not making any of the females on this board scream... unless you mean we are screaming for you to shave your rabbi beard.
Seriously dude, rethink that facial hair style.
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Dude, I love the jewish look. Don't listen to anyone but your own gut. It's sweetness.
PS - Snow day, Mello?
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Yes! I totally needed this day.
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me too.
^5
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what, like blood and shit on the carpet?
I think you mean menstrual blood on the blanket.
Nice one Mello... exactly what I was thinking!
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Nick, I don't think the term Cougar applies if they're old enough to need diapers.
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Yes! I totally needed this day.
Snowday in Maryland too!
Nick, I don't think the term Cougar applies if they're old enough to need diapers.
At that stage they are "emaciated mountain lions"
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Bagman. Let's talk for a minute. No one needs to know what I'm about to say. this is between you and me.
You need to quit being arrogant about your sexual prowess. See you've only fucked one girl, one who you admit is not... well... she's like scrapping the bottom of the garbage bin, correct? I mean, you did find her on craigslist, right?
Listen Hillbilly goes Hollywood, let's face the facts. She was looking on craigslist, she couldn't get it right from behind, she keeps saying "No one's ever done this to me before"
She reeks of "gives free blow jobs behind K mart" or "Only fucked the really drunk dudes after the dance". I'd also wager to say "Virgin Loser" except you made no mention of blood on your dick after the first lay.
Quit bragging. When you've got a few more notches in your belt, a cougar, bust a nut in a LIVE HUMAN VAGINA, you can start bragging. Until then, back off. You're not making any of the females on this board scream... unless you mean we are screaming for you to shave your rabbi beard.
Seriously dude, rethink that facial hair style.
Ouch.
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Discretion is the better part of more than just valor, learn that or some day some woman is going to claw your fucking eyes out when she finds out what a little kiss-and-tell bullshit man you've been to her.
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A drunken fling ended in disaster for a man who woke up to find his lover's name carved into his arm.
Dominique Fisher, 22, used a Stanley knife to write her name on Wayne Robinson's upper arm.
She inflicted the injuries on the 24-year-old at her home in Blackburn, Lancashire.
Mr Robinson woke to find his body decorated with a star on his back, 'Dominique' written on his upper right arm, and numerous slash marks on his left arm and shoulder.
He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium and was not awake during the incident on the night of June 14 last year.
Mr Robinson said he panicked when he woke up and took a taxi back to his home in Fleetwood, Lancashire.
He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.
'When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn't even wake her to ask what she'd done.'
'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'
Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding at Preston Crown Court on Monday, following a two-day trial.
She will be sentenced on February 27 at Preston Crown Court.
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PWNED
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Cap - youre in Maryland now? What Part? Let's get together SOON
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Cap - youre in Maryland now? What Part? Let's get together SOON
college park, about 15 min subway ride north of d.c.
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About 30 minutes south of me and Joe, on the way to Steeleye's. We gonna have a party this summer!
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I've also got a car so I roll anywhere as long as there's parking.
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You can bring all of the maker's mark you want to my house.
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I already have some but we can always use more Jameson.
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Well, one thing is for certain:
Another board member in the vicinty means there is a mandatory trip to J Patrick's in the near future.
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I'm in.
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Yes, Clarence?
The most awkward raping of your life.
Hahahahahaha oh man! I know this has been quoted and laughed at a bunch in this thread but that cracked me the fuck up!
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Which is weirder: that the first thing I noticed about that pic was the lower case "q", or that I instantly understood that the lower case "q" is way easier to carve than the "Q" thanks to my years of carving stupid shit into everything?
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When my friend sent me that link about a month ago when it first happened, we both thought the weirdest part about it was that it looks like she botched the N like it was going to be an A and then it had a \ added to the side of it when she realized the mistake.
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It's pretty cool actually that some psycho chick would take the time to CARVE HER FUCKING NAME IN SOMEONE.
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If my ex had ever done that to me, I probably just would have laughed and asked if it was my turn.
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Two things:
Mel, you're the only one who's ever said shave the beard. The bitches love it. It fits my face well; I literally look 17 without it.
Second, READ my shit before you morons make dumb fucking remarks. This is the second time this thread I've had to correct somebody about this girl being from Craigslist. She ain't. Which is mighty funny - the first girl I actually ask out in person, is the first one I fuck. Amazing! Maybe I'm onto something here...
For a refresher from the now dubbed Classic Hit, http://thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?141347:
IT GETS EVEN BETTER. At the show on Thursday night I was chillin, tapping to the beats of the Black Kids and Ting-Tings and this girl comes up to me and starts talking. I say hey I'm Kyle what's your name, and have a great conversation with her.
I'll call her "J2". Anyway she fucking bought me a couple of beers too!!! AWESOME. At one point she was like "I'm cold - are you?" and I wasn't, but without hesitation I wrap my arm around her and pull her close to me. She nestles her neck on my chest and I rub her back with my fingers. It was awesome... just to DO IT and not WORRY about doing it/not doing it. We were touchy/feely/rubby throughout the other band. With my balls for all the world to see I asked her out on the spot. IN PERSON. I've never really done that before. Usually it's via craigslist/e-mail/myspace/cyber communication. I asked her for her number too IN PERSON. Long story short, she's going to Ice Cube with me tomorrow night.
I can see why it'd be confusing -- on Thrashinc I called her "J2" because there was this other chick "J" I went out with. But STILL, that other "J" I didn't meet on Craigslist EITHER! I met her through that girl "G", who's bed I slept in... without getting any. So many women last year. It was fun just building confidence enough to go out with all the girls.
Anyway... enough with this digression shit.
How do you expect me to feel after making this girl cum every time we're together - multiple times, and her telling me almost every time that nobody she's fucked before has ever made her cum. Like dirt? Fuck no Mello, I'm on top of the world yo. Yes, obviously I haven't tainted any other pussies yet with my lovestick, but eventually I will.
I was not some 15 year old virgin who doesn't know fuck all about pleasuring a woman. I was 28 years old, and had many, many years of porno sex ed, reading articles, askmen.com, reading all y'alls posts, etc. etc. I was a mature virgin. So I'd like to say I know a little bit more about what I'm doing that a 15 year old virgin would. Is a stretch that I was able to get her to come the first time she came over to my house? No!! I was ready to put my ALL into this shit, and I did!
The offer still stands, tricky. And mello. I've been saying for 10 years I'd fuck any of you girls on this board. Why, suddenly when I ACTUALLY have sex, is it so much more offensive? Hahaha.
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It is adorable that you think that glorified prostitutes badly faking orgasms during mechanical sex acts on film is educational.
Also, how do you feel when bums offer to "wash" your windshield? That is how (self-respecting) women feel when you "offer" to fuck them, knucklehead.
Supply and demand, get used to it.
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If she's fucked in the head enough to go living with two dudes we've probably seen on "To Catch a Predator" she couldn't possibly be kissing your ass hoping to move in to your nice condo with plans of helping you squander your hard saved cash. On her.
No way, chicks never do that. Never. Especially not the ones you meet on Craigslist.
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Oh god! I can't believe you met this girl on craigslist! How desperate can you be to meet someone online?? I would never do such a thing...
Bagman, when my cock supply has run out and no other man on earth will fuck me, I'll let you know.
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Yes, obviously I haven't tainted any other pussies yet with my lovestick
I was not some 15 year old virgin who doesn't know fuck all
Dude. When you say things like the first sentence I quoted, you sound like one. Seriously. Grow up with the pseudo-porn-talk. Shit like that can't be pulled off in regular conversation. Things that sound reasonable (or not... I mean really, "LOVESTICK"?!?? WTF?) in the heat of the moment sound fucking retarded when you're posting about them on a message board.
Is a stretch that I was able to get her to come the first time she came over to my house? No!! I was ready to put my ALL into this shit, and I did!
Not necessarily, but is it a stretch that you either happened to find a chick who is doing her damndest to make you feel like a big man, or happened to find a chick who's just ridiculously easy to please?
Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for you, I've been rooting for you throughout the years, but fuck three or four chicks who react like you're the second coming of christ (no pun intended) and then maybe people will start to believe your mad skillz.
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Point!
And sorry, i couldn't keep up with who was coming from where. J, G, J2, X, and Y all start to look the same after months of reading your posts.
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The Girl Who Cried U.N.C.L.E., The Girl Who Cried R.A.P.E., they all look alike after awhile...
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you post looking for the attention now deal with what you get, man. Sheesh
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Wow, I never knew my cock would threaten you guys so much.
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Yes, it is the combined century or so of sexual experience from half a dozen people of both sexes that is wrong, and the couple months of experience from one, single, solitary, socially inept doofus that is infallibly correct.
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I think it says a lot that a cough syrup chugging fat asshole lost his virginity a decade before you would and fucked several women thereafter. Toning down the cockiness might be in your best interest.
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Nick, I don't think the term Cougar applies if they're old enough to need diapers.
Si'll get this:
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Actually that is true of Essex in the UK and Essex in Maryland.
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Si explained it once, so I understand it too!!
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I'd hit that either way
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i think that might actually be jailbait, a milf, and a frigging man.
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Hahaha! Oh Soufend, how I miss thee.
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How are you a moderator Kyle? Status is so not your style.
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How are you a moderator Kyle? Status is so not your style.
he's moderator of the SEX CATEGORY.
it's like ironic or something.
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That is the weakest ironical joke ever.
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It was promised like a decade ago. Some people keep their promises!
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Pshaw, Kylie.
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How are you a moderator Kyle? Status is so not your style.
Best man for the job... really, it was either him or Balor.
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Wow, what would the topics and "rules" be if Balor headed SEX?
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Wow, what would the topics and "rules" be if Balor headed SEX?
probably a lot of "pics or it didn't happen" and "tits or gtfo"
come to think of it, i'm surprised those aren't kyle's rules as well...
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On the way (with pics):
http://thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?141347
Finally happens:
http://thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?144330
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Nice on b-man. Did you ever get to fool around with the orange-haired one?
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Jesus, man... don't get him wound up... When he gets an erection, no one is safe.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrjWSqSfQHY
In the long shots, you can see camel toe...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrjWSqSfQHY
You are a wicked girl, you know that? Just wicked, wicked, wicked.
EDIT: THIS POST WAS EDITTED BY SOMEONE ELSE! HAX! HAAAX!!!
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Werd ...
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So Baggy is not still getting his knob polished by this girl?
I kinda lost track... interest, track... whatever.
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No, he is ...
He just can't blow inside of her ...
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I am heading to Houston this week for work, and am going to stay away from the ole masturbating during that time. We're gonna get together on Friday and I AM going to nut inside her. Each time it feels like I get closer and closer -- I think I am finally starting to get acclimated to using a desensitizing rubber.
My buddy had a good idea that he actually did when he had the same problem. Whenever he jacked off, he'd used a condom over his johnson, to essentially get the same sort of desensitized feeling and get his dick used to it.
I can't wait to splooge inside!!!
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You sir, are quite the charmer.
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Romance is his middle name. Kyle "Romance" Bagman.
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Romancing The Lovestick...
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I'm sure when it does happen, she'll be happy about it. I don't want her all self-conscious that she can't finish me off, unless she blows or strokes me. Girls are tricky, little sensitive-creatures with fragile little feelings.
So yes, I certainly am the charmer. It'll give her an ego boost to boot. Cause guys are "supposed" to be easy to get off...
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Wait wait wait.....I obviously haven't read everything.....so is she on birth control and the only way you can get off is with a BJ? If that's the case, WTF is wrong with you?
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Actually, Kyle, I just thought about this ...
When I use a condom, I put a little extra lube IN THE TIP and it help it feel pretty natural ....
Nothing more than the part before you unroll it ...
... anything else and it might slip off or "shift"
Try that ...
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Thanks that does sound like a great idea!
Danzig - she's not on any birth control right now. When I say "blow my load inside" I mean in the condom while my dick is inside her. If she gives me head she can finish me off, and even a simple morning stroke can take care of my wood. It's just while we're having sex, that I have yet to ejaculate.
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Try my idea; I've always found it effective ...
There's little lube in "lubed condoms" ...
Let me know how it works out ...
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Thanks that does sound like a great idea!
Danzig - she's not on any birth control right now. When I say "blow my load inside" I mean in the condom while my dick is inside her. If she gives me head she can finish me off, and even a simple morning stroke can take care of my wood. It's just while we're having sex, that I have yet to ejaculate.
Ooohhhhh, yeah fuck condoms. They suck. Pretty much everytime I fucked a girl I would fuck her without a rubber and when I was getting close I would put a condom on and finish.
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... look where that got you though
(not pickin', just sayin')
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... look where that got you though
(not pickin', just sayin')
Where did it get me? Never knocked a chick up. And if you're referring to HPV, a codom doesn't protect you from that.
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I thought you had the herp ...
Ok, I'll peel off the STD jokes about you ,,,,
... a little
heh ...
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Thanks. And no herp for me.
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Bagman has back herpes?
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I dont even want to imagine how that might have happened.
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Oh, it can happen.
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An open door is an open invitation...
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I think I trust Sasha on this one ...
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Asshole herpes? You learn new things every day.
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Why not?
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Is this bagman's girl?
Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
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Crib notes, nice.