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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Tru on March 20, 2020, 03:29:19 PM

Title: Cooties
Post by: Tru on March 20, 2020, 03:29:19 PM

Hahahahahaha

Girls Really Do Have Cooties
https://www.elitedaily.com/dating/gentlemen/girls-cooties
Also
You can't cure a cold, but even a kid can cure cooties
https://www.azcentral.com/story/claythompson/2015/01/12/disease-lice-flu-infection-animals-children-myth/21659075/

Hahaha I think I'll get this tattooed on my arm so I'll be protected !

Title: Re: Cooties
Post by: Thrash on March 21, 2020, 07:55:23 PM

"Circle, circle, dot, dot ...
Now you've got a cooties shot ..."

Title: Re: Cooties
Post by: Tru on March 22, 2020, 01:57:53 AM

I was thinking of three circles in a triad with dots in them.

Title: Re: Cooties
Post by: Thrash on March 22, 2020, 09:33:10 AM

 No one can cure a cold, however, everyone can cure cooties (https://amp-azcentral-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.azcentral.com/amp/21659075?amp_js_v=a3&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=15848837072375&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.azcentral.com%2Fstory%2Fclaythompson%2F2015%2F01%2F12%2Fdisease-lice-flu-infection-animals-children-myth%2F21659075%2F)

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There are several cures for such cooties, depending on who you ask. Rubbing the infected area with Ajax cleaning powder is said to be efficacious. Or you can trace on your arm these figures — circle, circle, circle, dot, dot, dot. This is known as a cootie shot.

The fortunate child has as invisible ant-cootie shield equipped with an invisible can of anti-cootie spray that can be activated by making spraying noises with the mouth.

Extremists say playground cooties, especially girl cooties, can only be killed off by extreme heat, but I do not recommend that.