Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Substance Abuse => Topic started by: SmokedSalami on April 11, 2009, 08:24:55 PM
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and I'm pround of it
and I'm also so close to being a Nazi it makes me wiener hard
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wow? :-\
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and I'm pround of it
and I'm also so close to being a Nazi it makes me wiener hard
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You are fraud. Face Eater.
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absolutely not!!!!
way better than that fuckin poser ::)
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Skip would never say weiner hard. He's an Ozzer, after all. He'd say "Crackin' a fat".
Show yourself, fraud.
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you know what skip does?
have you ever seen my cock?
well, picture it, and picture RT sucking on it ok?
next, imagine TGK giving me a reacharound......
he is quite good you know....
he knows just where to stick his finger, and just how to wiggle it
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So... if I had a major bowel movement, right now, what would you do with it?
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oh, there are so many different things I could think of to do with it
but I think I'd flush it, for the sake of this argument
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Not even 24 hours and I missed your vile ass...
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of course.
no one can survive without my infectious waste spewed on them....
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Who are all these bagmen?
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"Skip" is a heavy potsmoking computer genius with a hot wife. And he's into scat. He totally belongs here. And he's fat.
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Cool by me. So long as everyone belongs.
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"Skip" is a heavy potsmoking computer genius with a hot wife. And he's into scat. He totally belongs here. And he's fat.
Oh, fuck, and she is so hot too. But she is pissed at me because all I do is sit on the computer, which is far from true, ::)
but you know that ass, you know the one, you're all like, "holy fuck, that is the most perfect ass ever."
thats her ass
isn't it funny how the fat fucking drunk slobs get the hottest bitches?
I was so fucked up and thinkin about her, I tripped over the dogs tail and fell the whole way down the basement steps, bouncing off of each one.......
fuck will I be sore tomorrow....
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Danzy, let this be a lesson to you. Emulate this man. With the possible exception of his fantasies of transgenderment, and maybe his twice daily poop showers, he's the luckiest man alive. Fat losers DO go places.
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I can't explain it. I could post a pic of her, but you all know she is fucking hot as hell.
and besides, I don't have any that she isn't naked in, and I certainly can't share those, now can I?
over 12 gigs of wife pr0n
one lucky fat fucking slob indeed
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Skip would never say weiner hard. He's an Ozzer, after all. He'd say "Crackin' a fat".
Show yourself, fraud.
Fuckin' skips. They aint good for nuthin', cept drinking beer and fucking sheep.
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w3rd
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Kiwi's either.
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cunt
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i have got to see this hot wife.
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i have got to see this hot wife.
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i have got to see this hot wife.
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He posted a 2am stoned out of his mind pic of her for about 4 minutes once. No one thought to save it.
But legend has it, she's legendary...
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2 options:
1-post it here for us to drool on
2-ascii art version
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He's a fat stoner who plays with his own shit and dreams of sexual reassignment surgery. It's amazing to me that ANY woman wants to be with him. Leave it there.
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ooooo yea
I could do an ascii pic of her......
i need time to create tho
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Why doesn't EVERY girl here give us ASCII nakey pics?
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plays with his own shit and dreams of sexual reassignment surgery.
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I'm at a loss.
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yeah I know. What was it Homer said? You just can't insult this guy. Call him a moron and he just stares at you all moronally.
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yeah I know. What was it Homer said? You just can't insult this guy. Call him a moron and he just stares at you all moronally.
it rolls off me like water off a duck
and on top of that, i've been called it all, ate it all, and had most of it smeared all over me at one point in time.
but go ahead. try it.
it wont work
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That was entirely my point.
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it's still a bit early
and i'm still a lot hungover
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"Skip" is a heavy potsmoking computer genius with a hot wife.
psch.
How smart can a guy named after peanut butter be?
Do you prefer your shit creamy, or chunky?
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does he have a pre-nup ?
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"Skip" is a heavy potsmoking computer genius with a hot wife.
psch.
How smart can a guy named after peanut butter be?
Do you prefer your shit creamy, or chunky?
chunky
has to be chunky.... peanuts, corn, I don't care.... even hard pellets of poop mixed in with some wetter, not quite diarrhea......
now that I'm hungry, I gotta go drop one for lunch
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Toldja he belonged here.
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does he have a pre-nup ?
no
but I do have 3/4 inch heavy duty logging chain around her ankle, and padlocked to the basement floor
this way, there is no need for a pre-nup....
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Toldja he belonged here.
I want a different name tho, eventually I'll stop being pissed at skip and get bored with that.
am I seeing I can change my display name?
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I can tell that C is not going to love this guy given his avatar....
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now that I'm hungry, I gotta go drop one for lunch
So, when you're grumpy, people should say to you "Who put cherios in your bowl of shit this morning?!?"
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Toldja he belonged here.
am I seeing I can change my display name?
Yes, you can has cheezburger...
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i have got to see this hot wife.
he's full of shit, he doesn't even have a wife ::)
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I can't explain it. I could post a pic of her, but you all know she is fucking hot as hell.
and besides, I don't have any that she isn't naked in, and I certainly can't share those, now can I?
over 12 gigs of wife pr0n
one lucky fat fucking slob indeed
i've never seen your wife, you mistrustful prick.
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tits or GTFO. All of you
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I knew a big huge fat guy with a hot wife. His name was Harry, and she was always completely fucked up on whatever she could get her hands on, and all of his friends were fucking her behind his back. What a mess. She got caught once and then claimed it was rape but wouldn't press charges. The fact that he didn't go to the cops about it tells the whole story about how he knew everybody was nailing her.
He was friends with another big fat guy, and the two big fat guys used to argue about who was going to die of a heart attack first (while they were sniffing coke). They decided that since Troy did more drugs than Harry, he'd have the first heart attack but survive it because he wasn't as fat as Harry. Harry would have the second heart attack but die first because he was like 500 lbs.
A couple years passed and Troy died of an OD. A year after that Harry's family found him dead on the couch of a heart attack. I don't know what happened to his hot wife, either she found somebody else to take care of her and put up with her shit or she had to wake the fuck up and start taking care of her kids.
By the way, why the fuck would you want 12GB of porn of your own wife?
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where is this 12gb of porn?
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I knew a big huge fat guy with a hot wife. His name was Harry, and she was always completely fucked up on whatever she could get her hands on, and all of his friends were fucking her behind his back. What a mess. She got caught once and then claimed it was rape but wouldn't press charges. The fact that he didn't go to the cops about it tells the whole story about how he knew everybody was nailing her.
He was friends with another big fat guy, and the two big fat guys used to argue about who was going to die of a heart attack first (while they were sniffing coke). They decided that since Troy did more drugs than Harry, he'd have the first heart attack but survive it because he wasn't as fat as Harry. Harry would have the second heart attack but die first because he was like 500 lbs.
A couple years passed and Troy died of an OD. A year after that Harry's family found him dead on the couch of a heart attack. I don't know what happened to his hot wife, either she found somebody else to take care of her and put up with her shit or she had to wake the fuck up and start taking care of her kids.
By the way, why the fuck would you want 12GB of porn of your own wife?
You just wouldn't believe some of the shit she does......
..... it's hard for me to believe it too, so I record it. Problem is, my fat hairy ass makes regular appearances, and that's what I usually end up jackin to..... she's shit compared to me 8)
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I got a girl that drinks my pee, does ass to mouth, and likes to be smacked around. She wants to video tape it but I thinks it's a set up so I said no way.
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gross.
i mean, maybe i could get on board with the ATM, but only after some serious fasting and like ten enemas. slap me around, that's great. heck, i don't even mind a stray punch or a belt every once in a while. but if anyone tried to piss in my mouth i would have to choke a bitch.
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OK, sorry, but ....
Post the cunt or GTFO, "Skip" ...
PS: "Skip" is a faggy name ...
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tits or GTFO. All of you
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my name isn't skip
so just suck on that for awhile....
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It's skip untill we tell you otherwise.
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It's skip untill we tell you otherwise.
you can tell all you want, but good luck getting me to listen
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It's skip untill we tell you otherwise.
hahaha... fixed!
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~chuckle
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I just shaved my pubes...
danzig
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I just shaved my pubes...
danzig
pffft, I need to change that
that was days ago, and I'm all stubbly again
so is the wife. I tried eating her out last night and it felt like 40 grit sandpaper
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so, is your next name gonna be Dr. Craven Moorehead?
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Nope
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too obvious?
jam out with your clam out!
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Heywood Jablome.
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Adolph Oliver Busch
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My mom secretaries for a guy named Mike Hunt.
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my cousins name is Dick Fitzerwell
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle)
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Am I an alcoholic? For the last three days I've drank at home. Alone.
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Try to not drink for the next week. If you fail, then you've probably got an issue
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i haven't had an alcoholic beverage for almost two years and i'm still an alcoholic. you can tell by my gaping maw and excessive drooling whenever a bottle of gin saunters by.
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Try to not drink for the next week. If you fail, then you've probably got an issue
I'm probably going to drink this weekend (socially) so I don't think that will happen.
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Beer Street versus Gin Lane
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