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Title: I'm a drunk
Post by: SmokedSalami on April 11, 2009, 08:24:55 PM
and I'm pround of it


and I'm also so close to being a Nazi it makes me wiener hard





















/thread
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Vindictive89 on April 11, 2009, 08:26:28 PM
wow? :-\
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 08:28:12 PM
and I'm pround of it


and I'm also so close to being a Nazi it makes me wiener hard


/thread

You are  fraud. Face Eater.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: SmokedSalami on April 11, 2009, 08:29:57 PM
absolutely not!!!!


way better than that fuckin poser  ::)
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 08:33:04 PM
Skip would never say weiner hard. He's an Ozzer, after all. He'd say "Crackin' a fat".

Show yourself, fraud.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: SmokedSalami on April 11, 2009, 08:34:52 PM
you know what skip does?


have you ever seen my cock?

well, picture it, and picture RT sucking on it ok?

next, imagine TGK giving me a reacharound......


he is quite good you know....


he knows just where to stick his finger, and just how to wiggle it
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 08:35:50 PM
So... if I had a major bowel movement, right now, what would you do with it?
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: SmokedSalami on April 11, 2009, 08:41:34 PM
oh, there are so many different things I could think of to do with it


but I think I'd flush it, for the sake of this argument
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 08:43:57 PM
Not even 24 hours and I missed your vile ass...
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: SmokedSalami on April 11, 2009, 08:45:03 PM
of course.

no one can survive without my infectious waste spewed on them....


Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Doormouse on April 11, 2009, 09:02:31 PM
Who are all these bagmen?
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 09:05:16 PM
"Skip" is a heavy potsmoking computer genius with a hot wife. And he's into scat. He totally belongs here. And he's fat.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Doormouse on April 11, 2009, 09:06:34 PM
Cool by me. So long as everyone belongs.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: SmokedSalami on April 11, 2009, 09:27:26 PM
"Skip" is a heavy potsmoking computer genius with a hot wife. And he's into scat. He totally belongs here. And he's fat.


Oh, fuck, and she is so hot too.  But she is pissed at me because all I do is sit on the computer, which is far from true,   ::)


but you know that ass, you know the one, you're all like, "holy fuck, that is the most perfect ass ever."

thats her ass

isn't it funny how the fat fucking drunk slobs get the hottest bitches?











I was so fucked up and thinkin about her, I tripped over the dogs tail and fell the whole way down the basement steps, bouncing off of each one.......


fuck will I be sore tomorrow....
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 09:31:07 PM
Danzy, let this be a lesson to you. Emulate this man. With the possible exception of his fantasies of transgenderment, and maybe his twice daily poop showers, he's the luckiest man alive. Fat losers DO go places.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: SmokedSalami on April 11, 2009, 09:38:56 PM
I can't explain it.  I could post a pic of her, but you all know she is fucking hot as hell.



and besides, I don't have any that she isn't naked in, and I certainly can't share those, now can I?



over 12 gigs of wife pr0n

one lucky fat fucking slob indeed
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: mosh on April 12, 2009, 03:33:09 AM
Skip would never say weiner hard. He's an Ozzer, after all. He'd say "Crackin' a fat".

Show yourself, fraud.

Fuckin' skips. They aint good for nuthin', cept drinking beer and fucking sheep.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: underclass on April 12, 2009, 04:34:43 AM
w3rd
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: mosh on April 12, 2009, 04:50:29 AM
Kiwi's either.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: underclass on April 12, 2009, 05:07:25 AM
cunt
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: psychopathetic on April 12, 2009, 06:37:27 AM
i have got to see this hot wife.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Doormouse on April 12, 2009, 09:22:49 AM
i have got to see this hot wife.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 09:23:42 AM
i have got to see this hot wife.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 09:30:29 AM
He posted a 2am stoned out of his mind pic of her for about 4 minutes once. No one thought to save it.

But legend has it, she's legendary...
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Doormouse on April 12, 2009, 09:42:18 AM
2 options:
1-post it here for us to drool on
2-ascii art version
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 09:45:56 AM
He's a fat stoner who plays with his own shit and dreams of sexual reassignment surgery. It's amazing to me that ANY woman wants to be with him. Leave it there.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: SmokedSalami on April 12, 2009, 09:49:28 AM
ooooo yea


I could do an ascii pic of her......



i need time to create tho
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 09:50:19 AM
Why doesn't EVERY girl here give us ASCII nakey pics?
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: tricky on April 12, 2009, 09:53:31 AM
plays with his own shit and dreams of sexual reassignment surgery.

...

I'm at a loss.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 10:15:39 AM
yeah I know. What was it Homer said? You just can't insult this guy.  Call him a moron and he just stares at you all moronally.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: SmokedSalami on April 12, 2009, 10:32:12 AM
yeah I know. What was it Homer said? You just can't insult this guy.  Call him a moron and he just stares at you all moronally.


it rolls off me like water off a duck


and on top of that, i've been called it all, ate it all, and had most of it smeared all over me at one point in time.



but go ahead.  try it.

it wont work
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 10:38:53 AM
That was entirely my point.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: SmokedSalami on April 12, 2009, 10:41:39 AM
it's still a bit early

and i'm still a lot hungover
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: taiko on April 12, 2009, 10:42:51 AM
"Skip" is a heavy potsmoking computer genius with a hot wife.

psch.

How smart can a guy named after peanut butter be?

Do you prefer your shit creamy, or chunky?
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: ttfg on April 12, 2009, 10:46:46 AM
does he have a pre-nup ?
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: SmokedSalami on April 12, 2009, 10:48:01 AM
"Skip" is a heavy potsmoking computer genius with a hot wife.

psch.

How smart can a guy named after peanut butter be?

Do you prefer your shit creamy, or chunky?

chunky

has to be chunky.... peanuts, corn, I don't care.... even hard pellets of poop mixed in with some wetter, not quite diarrhea......


now that I'm hungry, I gotta go drop one for lunch
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 10:49:07 AM
Toldja he belonged here.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: SmokedSalami on April 12, 2009, 10:49:56 AM
does he have a pre-nup ?

no

but I do have  3/4 inch heavy duty logging chain around her ankle, and padlocked to the basement floor



this way, there is no need for a pre-nup....
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: SmokedSalami on April 12, 2009, 10:50:34 AM
Toldja he belonged here.

I want a different name tho, eventually I'll stop being pissed at skip and get bored with that.




am I seeing I can change my display name?
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: tricky on April 12, 2009, 11:06:04 AM
I can tell that C is not going to love this guy given his avatar....
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: taiko on April 12, 2009, 11:28:46 AM
now that I'm hungry, I gotta go drop one for lunch

So, when you're grumpy, people should say to you "Who put cherios in your bowl of shit this morning?!?"
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: mosh on April 12, 2009, 12:28:55 PM
Toldja he belonged here.
am I seeing I can change my display name?

Yes, you can has cheezburger...
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: maryJ on April 23, 2009, 11:03:02 AM
i have got to see this hot wife.


he's full of shit, he doesn't even have a wife ::)
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 11:11:41 AM
I can't explain it.  I could post a pic of her, but you all know she is fucking hot as hell.



and besides, I don't have any that she isn't naked in, and I certainly can't share those, now can I?



over 12 gigs of wife pr0n

one lucky fat fucking slob indeed

i've never seen your wife, you mistrustful prick.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: underclass on April 23, 2009, 11:16:33 AM
tits or GTFO. All of you
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 23, 2009, 11:48:19 AM
I knew a big huge fat guy with a hot wife. His name was Harry, and she was always completely fucked up on whatever she could get her hands on, and all of his friends were fucking her behind his back. What a mess. She got caught once and then claimed it was rape but wouldn't press charges. The fact that he didn't go to the cops about it tells the whole story about how he knew everybody was nailing her.

He was friends with another big fat guy, and the two big fat guys used to argue about who was going to die of a heart attack first (while they were sniffing coke). They decided that since Troy did more drugs than Harry, he'd have the first heart attack but survive it because he wasn't as fat as Harry. Harry would have the second heart attack but die first because he was like 500 lbs.

A couple years passed and Troy died of an OD. A year after that Harry's family found him dead on the couch of a heart attack. I don't know what happened to his hot wife, either she found somebody else to take care of her and put up with her shit or she had to wake the fuck up and start taking care of her kids.

By the way, why the fuck would you want 12GB of porn of your own wife?
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 05:22:04 AM
where is this 12gb of porn?
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: DEVIANT on April 24, 2009, 10:24:16 PM
I knew a big huge fat guy with a hot wife. His name was Harry, and she was always completely fucked up on whatever she could get her hands on, and all of his friends were fucking her behind his back. What a mess. She got caught once and then claimed it was rape but wouldn't press charges. The fact that he didn't go to the cops about it tells the whole story about how he knew everybody was nailing her.

He was friends with another big fat guy, and the two big fat guys used to argue about who was going to die of a heart attack first (while they were sniffing coke). They decided that since Troy did more drugs than Harry, he'd have the first heart attack but survive it because he wasn't as fat as Harry. Harry would have the second heart attack but die first because he was like 500 lbs.

A couple years passed and Troy died of an OD. A year after that Harry's family found him dead on the couch of a heart attack. I don't know what happened to his hot wife, either she found somebody else to take care of her and put up with her shit or she had to wake the fuck up and start taking care of her kids.

By the way, why the fuck would you want 12GB of porn of your own wife?

You just wouldn't believe some of the shit she does......






..... it's hard for me to believe it too, so I record it.  Problem is, my fat hairy ass makes regular appearances, and that's what I usually end up jackin to..... she's shit compared to me  8)
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 24, 2009, 11:34:18 PM
I got a girl that drinks my pee, does ass to mouth, and likes to be smacked around. She wants to video tape it but I thinks it's a set up so I said no way.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: psychopathetic on April 24, 2009, 11:40:38 PM
gross.

i mean, maybe i could get on board with the ATM, but only after some serious fasting and like ten enemas. slap me around, that's great. heck, i don't even mind a stray punch or a belt every once in a while. but if anyone tried to piss in my mouth i would have to choke a bitch.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Thrash on April 25, 2009, 01:50:58 AM
OK, sorry, but ....
Post the cunt or GTFO, "Skip" ...
PS: "Skip" is a faggy name ...
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: underclass on April 25, 2009, 02:56:53 AM
tits or GTFO. All of you
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: DEVIANT on April 25, 2009, 07:12:03 AM
my name isn't skip


so just suck on that for awhile....
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 07:26:42 AM
It's skip untill we tell you otherwise.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: DEVIANT on April 25, 2009, 07:54:10 AM
It's skip untill we tell you otherwise.

you can tell all  you want, but good luck getting me to listen
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: mosh on April 25, 2009, 01:08:35 PM
It's skip untill we tell you otherwise.

hahaha... fixed!
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 01:12:24 PM
~chuckle
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 03:13:19 PM
I just shaved my pubes...
danzig
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: DEVIANT on April 25, 2009, 08:34:27 PM
I just shaved my pubes...
danzig


pffft, I need to change that


that was days ago, and I'm all stubbly again

so is the wife.  I tried eating her out last night and it felt like 40 grit sandpaper
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: kc on April 26, 2009, 08:58:09 PM
so, is your next name gonna be Dr. Craven Moorehead?
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: DEVIANT on April 26, 2009, 09:07:55 PM
Nope

Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: kc on April 26, 2009, 09:13:52 PM
too obvious?

jam out with your clam out!
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: DEVIANT on April 26, 2009, 09:23:24 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/ganja728/044.gif)
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: Zoomie on April 26, 2009, 09:24:19 PM
Heywood Jablome.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: DEVIANT on April 26, 2009, 09:25:53 PM
Adolph Oliver Busch
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: psychopathetic on April 26, 2009, 10:09:10 PM
My mom secretaries for a guy named Mike Hunt.

=\
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: DEVIANT on April 26, 2009, 10:11:44 PM
my cousins name is Dick Fitzerwell
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: FAH-Q on April 27, 2009, 01:42:41 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle)
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: tricky on May 07, 2009, 10:49:55 AM
Am I an alcoholic? For the last three days I've drank at home. Alone.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: underclass on May 07, 2009, 10:52:31 AM
Try to not drink for the next week. If you fail, then you've probably got an issue
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: psychopathetic on May 07, 2009, 11:59:56 AM
i haven't had an alcoholic beverage for almost two years and i'm still an alcoholic. you can tell by my gaping maw and excessive drooling whenever a bottle of gin saunters by.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: tricky on May 07, 2009, 12:20:19 PM
Try to not drink for the next week. If you fail, then you've probably got an issue

I'm probably going to drink this weekend (socially) so I don't think that will happen.
Title: Re: I'm a drunk
Post by: taiko on May 07, 2009, 01:23:22 PM
Beer Street versus Gin Lane

(http://www.costesseyhistory.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/beer-street-and-gin-lane.jpg) (http://www.costesseyhistory.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/beer-street-and-gin-lane.jpg)