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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: mosh on April 12, 2009, 08:49:31 PM
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Yet British tourists are held in extremely high regard by those who deal with American travelers.
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Yet British tourists are held in extremely high regard by those who deal with American travelers.
Including you? :(
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I think he's saying they are total wankers but we're worse.
Oh well.
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Yet British tourists are held in extremely high regard by those who deal with American travelers.
I've found American tourists can be split into 3 types:
Arrogant, ignorant loudmouths
The interested yet clueless
Canadians
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:'(
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I got so pissed this one time in undergrad (circa 2003 with Bush at his finest). An American band came to perform at a local venue and naively tried to get a big rise by asking "Are there any Americans in the house? Yay!" You could hear the crickets chirping and then one of my "buddies" (quotation marks intentional) pointed at me and said, "Here he is. This one's an American." Everyone turned and looked at me as I shook my head and denied my nationality. I felt like Simon Peter.
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Ok, I generalised... truth is that there is a secret 4th kind of American tourist, but they arent talked of often, in case they give the other types a bad name.
They are the good American tourist, who is respectful of foreign cultures, not arrogant, or clueless... and do exist. I'm guessing even know there'd be fish in the sea.
Australian bogan tourists are worse again, but they can only afford to go to Bali.
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Exceptions to every rule, mate. I don't ask questions, I don't bother people, I work from Mike Damone's 5 point plan:
I never let on how much I like a placel.
I always call the shots.
Wherever I am, that's the place to be.
When ordering food, I find out what she wants, and I order for the both of us. It's a classy move.
Finally, and this is most important, when it comes to making out, if at all possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV...
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Side 2 is the better side...
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I've found American tourists can be split into 3 types:
Arrogant, ignorant loudmouths
The interested yet clueless
Canadians
Eh?
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I'll read this thread later ...
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Streets like a jungle
So call the police
Following the herd
Down to Greece... on holiday
Love in the nineties
Is paranoid
On sunny beaches
Take your chances... looking for:
Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
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All tourrists should be hearded around in packs of 12 - 20 from duty free store to duty free store with maybe a stop off at Australia Zoo, like the japanese tourists are over here.
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the worst tourists i even had to put up with were the fucking french pricks. i always thought the brits were joking when they were bitching. australians were really noisy and thought everyone loved them and their tips were crap.
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australians were really noisy and thought everyone loved them and their tips were crap.
INCOMING!!!
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INCOMING!!!
absofuckinglutely.
and their tips were crap.
We don't tip here, most Au wouldn't have a fucking clue as to what % to give.
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that would explain it.
also, do y'all advertise in the travel brochures that all american women will want to have sex with australians? and that americans are deaf?
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do y'all advertise in the travel brochures that all american women will want to have sex with australians?
Nope, Americans have been stroking Au egos since croc dundee, it's your own damm fault.
and that americans are deaf?
Are we still allowed to type Bush Jr lines ?
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don't blame me for croc dundee, i still think aussies are douchebags like everyone else.
and you can type all the bush jr. lines you like as long as i don't have to listen to midnight oil.
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blame you ? Youre a douchebag ?
ummm, ok.
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of course i'm a douchebag. i thought this was established. i'm a douche, he's a douche, dontcha wanna be a douche too?
having the good opinion of americans probably isn't something to brag about.
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the opinion or an opinion.
Huge difference.
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are you speaking english?
no one has a good opinion of americans.
and i'm pretty sure australia's heading down the same toilet. sorry. people always look for someone new to hate on. y'all just seem so american, but with a different accent. we'll just call you America South, instead of South America, k?
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Amerikoalaland.
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i think there's supposed to be three k's in there. ... like amerikkkoalaland....
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ahh, i see the confusion.
see, I took you to be a fuckwit becuase for some reason you typed "don't blame me for croc dundee". From that point on I just assumed english wasent your first language. Thats why the "opinion" post happened.
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ah. totally cleared that up. what?
ah, handy with the edit button. NOW it's clear. i am a fuckwit, it shoulda been "don't blame me for drooling idiots liking paul hogan. " i never met an aussie who wasn't on the verge of a patriotic / xenophobic rant, i call that good times. like americans.
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yeah, changing "get" to "be" made ALL the difference.
~blink.
"comma i call that good times period like americans period"
huh ?
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y'all just seem so american, but with a different accent.
Speaking as someone who has a pretty good grasp of both Americans and their culture and Brits and their culture, I'd say you're way off. English and Aussie culture is far more similar than American and Aussie culture.
And speaking of being both English and American, I have to say that both of their tourists tend to embarrass me when I encounter them abroad. Americans tend to be completely fucking clueless - it's as if they're trapped in a bubble of ignorance that's impervious to any knowledge that doesn't fit with how things are back home. Brits on the other hand are just complete fucking louts. Loud and aggressive and what's worse is they seem to always travel in giant packs. Yech.
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A Brit an Aussie and a Kiwi walk into a bar.....
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"...and they all say in unison, 'Where're the fookin' sheeps?'"
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I have no idea what youre talking aboot.
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deny deny deny.
Nicely played.
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y'all just seem so american, but with a different accent.
Speaking as someone who has a pretty good grasp of both Americans and their culture and Brits and their culture, I'd say you're way off. English and Aussie culture is far more similar than American and Aussie culture.
And speaking of being both English and American, I have to say that both of their tourists tend to embarrass me when I encounter them abroad. Americans tend to be completely fucking clueless - it's as if they're trapped in a bubble of ignorance that's impervious to any knowledge that doesn't fit with how things are back home. Brits on the other hand are just complete fucking louts. Loud and aggressive and what's worse is they seem to always travel in giant packs. Yech.
oh please, i'm from california. i've met loads of aussie tourists. they were always drunk. and loud. frankly, i had a great deal in common with them. unlike the brits who came across as pretty stupid and completely shocked at the size of the usa.
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yeah, changing "get" to "be" made ALL the difference.
~blink.
"comma i call that good times period like americans period"
huh ?
what are you, a grammar nazi?
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y'all just seem so american, but with a different accent.
Speaking as someone who has a pretty good grasp of both Americans and their culture and Brits and their culture, I'd say you're way off. English and Aussie culture is far more similar than American and Aussie culture.
And speaking of being both English and American, I have to say that both of their tourists tend to embarrass me when I encounter them abroad. Americans tend to be completely fucking clueless - it's as if they're trapped in a bubble of ignorance that's impervious to any knowledge that doesn't fit with how things are back home. Brits on the other hand are just complete fucking louts. Loud and aggressive and what's worse is they seem to always travel in giant packs. Yech.
oh please, i'm from california. i've met loads of aussie tourists. they were always drunk. and loud. frankly, i had a great deal in common with them. unlike the brits who came across as pretty stupid and completely shocked at the size of the usa.
Oh, pardon me. You're from California. That changes everything.
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it really does. major surfing, disneyland, attractions, etc = TOURISTS. so ... you lose.
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One of the interesting things I've noticed about Canadians is their strangely colonial habit of spending all of their time visiting former and current Commonwealth countries. I've only met one American who was not himself Indian who has ever been to India. I know tons of Canadians who have been there. Same thing for Guyana, although I only know of two Canadian who went there. Same thing again for South Africa. The only reason I list these and not the obvious England, Australia, NZ, etc. is because those places are English speaking anyway so tons of Americans go there too.
Is this just a Canadian habit or do other Commonwealthers do the same? Is this even a Canadian habit or are my Canadian friends just bigger nerds than normal Canadians?
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all i know is they take their maple leaves off their backpacks when they go stateside. :D
also, they don't talk a whole lot. as for all the rest, i don't know.
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No knock on Cali, but I'd rather visit Si. He lives in paradise.
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Is this just a Canadian habit or do other Commonwealthers do the same?
It is common. Ever four years we get exposed to eachother via the commonwealth games. We also get exposed every other day with football,cricket blahblahblah. I myself have done the whole old british empire.
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Sorry, you must be mistaken. KC informed us that Australians are much more like Americans than Brits.
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Is this just a Canadian habit or do other Commonwealthers do the same?
It is common. Ever four years we get exposed to eachother via the commonwealth games. We also get exposed every other day with football,cricket blahblahblah. I myself have done the whole old british empire.
I took my RV caravan to the Grand Canyon Uluru last summer.
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No, Si, Aussies are much more like Brits than Yanks... more than they care to admit.
It's much cooler to admit to hanging out with the rich Uncle than hanging out with Mummy.
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Yet British tourists are held in extremely high regard by those who deal with American travelers.
I've found American tourists can be split into 3 types:
Arrogant, ignorant loudmouths
The interested yet clueless
Canadians
I am offended ...
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No, Si, Aussies are much more like Brits than Yanks... more than they care to admit.
It's much cooler to admit to hanging out with the rich Uncle than hanging out with Mummy.
Sorry dude, you're wrong. I know you and ho-jo are real, actual Australians. And yes, I'm a real, actual Brit. And yes, I'm also half American. But KC is from California. They have attractions there. She's met tourists.
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RACK!
lulzzzz
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I am offended ...
It's ok honey, I'll comfort you. The bad, bad California person can't hurt you while you're in my arms...
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I like how the oldies are turning against the newbies. Pretty soon we'll have a full out flame war.
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We ALWAYS have turned against newb-bewbz ...
It's an initiation right, I'm assuming ....
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We have. But my money is on kc. She won't crumble and run like some past newbz. Like Abercrombiegirlybomb or that chick with the glasses who looked like Aviril Lavigne.
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Shut the fuck up.
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And for the double.
I'm Australian and i live next door to the trourist strip.
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I think I'll just shut the fuck up.
Fixed that for ya, you non-newb!
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Suck my left testis.
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No knock on Cali, but I'd rather visit Si. He lives in paradise.
i fuckin' hate cali. it's why i moved to colorado. here i can be hated for being from cali. :D and there's not as many aussies running around stinkin' up the place and harassing the livestock.
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No, Si, Aussies are much more like Brits than Yanks... more than they care to admit.
It's much cooler to admit to hanging out with the rich Uncle than hanging out with Mummy.
Sorry dude, you're wrong. I know you and ho-jo are real, actual Australians. And yes, I'm a real, actual Brit. And yes, I'm also half American. But KC is from California. They have attractions there. She's met tourists.
yes. and you're ll twats the minute you leave your couchs.
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The Bay Area was great, loved it. Anywhere south of Santa Cruz can go to hell
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I like how the oldies are turning against the newbies. Pretty soon we'll have a full out flame war.
i always thought that was the way of forum. like, every forum, really.
first nooB shows up, gets ignored.
then nooB pisses off someone who thinks said nooB should be sucking their cock.
nooB is no longer being ignored.
;D
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The Bay Area was great, loved it. Anywhere south of Santa Cruz can go to hell
right off into the ocean. though the west coast of santa catalina is pretty nice for quiet camping.
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No, Si, Aussies are much more like Brits than Yanks... more than they care to admit.
It's much cooler to admit to hanging out with the rich Uncle than hanging out with Mummy.
Sorry dude, you're wrong. I know you and ho-jo are real, actual Australians. And yes, I'm a real, actual Brit. And yes, I'm also half American. But KC is from California. They have attractions there. She's met tourists.
Shit, what was thinking? Californians know everything. Hell, what do I know? I've never travelled.
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No, Si, Aussies are much more like Brits than Yanks... more than they care to admit.
It's much cooler to admit to hanging out with the rich Uncle than hanging out with Mummy.
Sorry dude, you're wrong. I know you and ho-jo are real, actual Australians. And yes, I'm a real, actual Brit. And yes, I'm also half American. But KC is from California. They have attractions there. She's met tourists.
Shit, what was thinking? Californians know everything. Hell, what do I know? I've never travelled.
please, you sound like my mother. she's american. and fat. kinda ugly, too. ..mommy? is that you?
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:D
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Was it Colorado or Montana the two aussie did that bank job in ? You heard about that one mosh ?
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did they fuck it up? likely. too busy stroking each other to get anything done properly.
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nah. i didn't hear anything about it. so did the teller slip in a slick of her own juices after the aussie told her to hand over the money? i hear that happens.
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Well, the accent IS kinda sexy... I like the way they say "gasoline"
Gahz-o-layne...
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Better than that, they went into the bank, with their name tags from the ski resort they were working at still on, then they took photos of themselves with the cash and later tried to buy $30,000 watch with $5 notes.
They got 4 years or something, i know of them is out now, was in the paper a few weeks back.
fucking funny story. tragic/pathetic funny.
not all the info is here http://archives.tcm.ie/breakingnews/2005/06/22/story208313.asp (http://archives.tcm.ie/breakingnews/2005/06/22/story208313.asp) but just as proof that what i type is true.
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and i suppose that since they're not stupid enough to drink fosters that they could be somewhat tolerable. before i accept you lot o' pricks, do you know any dirty songs?
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I like how the oldies are turning against the newbies. Pretty soon we'll have a full out flame war.
i always thought that was the way of forum. like, every forum, really.
first nooB shows up, gets ignored.
then nooB pisses off someone who thinks said nooB should be sucking their cock.
nooB is no longer being ignored.
;D
I don't think you should be sucking my cock, and in fact I don't have anything against you at all, noob or not. But the fact of the matter is you were wrong. Anyone who told me that Aussies are more like Americans than Brits would be wrong. Cuz, um, it's not true.
Feel free to suck my cock, though.
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wait, other nations taking the piss out of Australia....
do carry on
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Dont you start, sheep shagger...
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that's fucking beautiful. it's like a blonde joke, but it's aussies. my dad's best bro lives in australia, melbourne, i think. he has all kinds of great aussie jokes.
and anyone who wants to claim to be more like brits just to avoid being like americans...well, is a total pussy sheep shagger.
hang on, that's it! y'll are welsh, aintcha?
Better than that, they went into the bank, with their name tags from the ski resort they were working at still on, then they took photos of themselves with the cash and later tried to buy $30,000 watch with $5 notes.
They got 4 years or something, i know of them is out now, was in the paper a few weeks back.
fucking funny story. tragic/pathetic funny.
not all the info is here http://archives.tcm.ie/breakingnews/2005/06/22/story208313.asp (http://archives.tcm.ie/breakingnews/2005/06/22/story208313.asp) but just as proof that what i type is true.
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Dont you start, sheep shagger...
dammit, you beat me to sheep shagger.
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and anyone who wants to claim to be more like brits just to avoid being like americans
You're just not getting it, huh?
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Dont you start, sheep shagger...
dammit, you beat me to sheep shagger.
Sheep are for pussys, real men fuck roo
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and anyone who wants to claim to be more like brits just to avoid being like americans
Trolling...
*yawn*
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Picking on the Welsh is just wrong. I mean, they'rebarely over the death of Princess Di...
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and anyone who wants to claim to be more like brits just to avoid being like americans
You're just not getting it, huh?
was this or was this not a thread to bash other countries? you must be british.
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and anyone who wants to claim to be more like brits just to avoid being like americans
Trolling...
*yawn*
i'm outta practice. gimme a break.
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and anyone who wants to claim to be more like brits just to avoid being like americans
You're just not getting it, huh?
was this or was this not a thread to bash other countries? you must be british.
one of the points was, you made the claim.
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(http://www.otherwhirled.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/troll3.jpg)
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i'm not being ignored anymore, either. ;D
any rate, i don't give a rats ass, to be fully honest. i'm just lookin' to have some beers.
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australians were really noisy and thought everyone loved them and their tips were crap.
...just the tip?
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tipping is the stupidest idea ever
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are you speaking english?
no one has a good opinion of americans.
and i'm pretty sure australia's heading down the same toilet.
I suppose if you're going to make claims, they might as well be completely baseless.
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fuck it, I'm going to make a thread about tipping.
Anyway, go lucas you bad thing
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oh please, i'm from california. i've met loads of aussie tourists.
WHAT?!
You mean, YOUR personal experience is different from MINE?! And your from CALIFORNIA?!
Well, this is cause for me to seriously reconsider everything I've ever believed.
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I like how the oldies are turning against the newbies.
fag.
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When did smilies become acceptable to this crowd? Ten years ago you'd have given a nice beatdown for using them. I know, first hand.
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That was the only way I could adequately express my opionion at the time.
Mostly because once a moron, always a moron, and I'm not even going to bother with this ignorant waste of blood and organs any longer.
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The only smilies I can really tolerate are the regular text based ones. These cartoony ones are way too fuckin' cutesy.
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I'm sayin'.
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The only smilies I can really tolerate are the regular text based ones. These cartoony ones are way too fuckin' cutesy.
You can disable them in your Profile options. Just FYI.
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Sweet! :D
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Thank you Luke! :-*
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well finally the know it all lets loose with something useful.
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;D
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You're risking that beatdown again....
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well finally the know it all lets loose with something useful.
:'(
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You're risking that beatdown again....
Totally worth it to score on Lucas. He's been all up my ass sideways over the newbs tonight.
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well finally the know it all lets loose with something useful.
:'(
this is what you get for disappearing on me all the time! wtf, dude, do you really need more than like five hours of sleep? yeesh.
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this is what you get for disappearing on me all the time! wtf, dude, do you really need more than like five hours of sleep? yeesh.
I spend all of that time, dreaming of you. :-[
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or that chick with the glasses who looked like Aviril Lavigne.
wait, what? where?
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She only lasted a day or three. I think you were in Galveston for Spring Break or something.
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Good thing about the new girls is, I can now cross off another four or so women on the planet who wont fuck me.
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Good thing about the new girls is, I can now cross off another four or so women on the planet who wont fuck me.
That's because you're bad at tipping.
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Bad as in doesn't.
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Over here we give them what they deserve, all at once.
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would you believe there's folks here in the US that only take the tip?
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Blasphemy !
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no wait !!!!!
Tight fuckers !
get it, tight hahahaha
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get it, tight hahahaha
I like you, joe. You're almost as good as that new girl.
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Which one?
I bet he doesnt have tits as glorious as treehuggers.
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I bet you're right
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I'm going to start a religion centered around those glorious things.
Treehugger: You don't have to give us pics of you bare tits but you really should post a pic more zoomed in so we can get a better look. And maybe a tighter shirt. That's my humble request.
Sincerely,
The first apostle of the Church Of TH-tatas
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Should I just cut them off and send them to you? I don't wear tight shirts - it's a fattie rule.
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yeah, people love the tits then mock the back bacon.
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Thanks for making me choke on my coffee. Hahaha MMM back fat.
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i need more coffee, but i find i'm kinda funny when half a asleep. i dn't try as hard.
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I think I need less coffee. I about got in a fight this morning on my way to work. Some dumb cunt couldn't talk on her cell and drive at the same time. Then she slammed on her brakes because I got close to her. I just wanted to crush her skull.
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Should I just cut them off and send them to you? I don't wear tight shirts - it's a fattie rule.
See, you should, there aint nothin wrong with showing the world a lil jelly belly...
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See, you should, there aint nothin wrong with showing the world a lil jelly belly...
Should I show my chest hair off as well? Oooh or maybe my back hair....oh the possibilities.
Meh I'm just used to wearing baggy clothing. Plus all of my favorite shirts used to belong to my friend Doug...no way in hell those will ever fit tight.
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Back hair???
HOT!
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Is it weird that I think sexy girls with armpit hair is hot?
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Is it weird that I think sexy girls with armpit hair is hot?
Ugh yeah! Back hair is better.
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Yeah, you can shave messages into it.
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You remembered something, embrace it.
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If any of you porn hounds have pics of hotties with pit hair, I'll give you a prize for posting them.
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no. but i will tell you that the last time i shaved my pits i first had to use electric clippers to trim the hair before i could use a razor with an actual blade in it. hehe.
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So youre normal.
next.
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Yeah, it seems like girls pretend that armpit hair doesn't exist or something.
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have it laser removed
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the worst tourists i even had to put up with were the fucking french pricks. i always thought the brits were joking when they were bitching.
Brits never joke. Lips of steel.
I've never had to deal with tourists, besides when I've been in a foreign country myself, but I'd love it if the OP was true.
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Yeah, Brits are pretty terrible.
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Agreed.
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Fuckin Poms.
Oh wait...
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yeah, people love the tits then mock the back bacon.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0017t6yh)
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I need to meet a woman who would let me tongue the folds of her back fat...