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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: 13chemicals on April 12, 2009, 10:23:46 PM

Title: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: 13chemicals on April 12, 2009, 10:23:46 PM: Does this mean he has been to one? Because if I ask the dumb fat motherfucker, he'll lie and make me feel insane or something.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Dixon Magina on April 12, 2009, 10:31:56 PM: I thought you left him?

Anyway, no it doesn't mean he's visited an escort. It's just another place to see naked chicks on the Internet.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: 13chemicals on April 12, 2009, 10:38:28 PM: It's hard to leave someone when they pay for your health insurance. It's romantic.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 10:40:50 PM: Yeah you need to work on that.
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Post by: taiko on April 12, 2009, 10:57:28 PM: Was he looking at other naked chicks on the internet around the same time?
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: 13chemicals on April 12, 2009, 10:59:00 PM: No just escort pages, then email, then pizza.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: 13chemicals on April 12, 2009, 11:02:49 PM: I'm going to punch him in the balls. It's the only thing left to do. Plus he just texted me saying that if I don't trust him then we should probably end it. WTF? Did I take an ugly pill last night and wake up with an asshole on my face or something?
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: taiko on April 12, 2009, 11:03:14 PM: Did he end up ordering any pizza?
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: taiko on April 12, 2009, 11:04:31 PM: Quote from: 13chemicals on April 12, 2009, 11:02:49 PM
I'm going to punch him in the balls. It's the only thing left to do. Plus he just texted me saying that if I don't trust him then we should probably end it. WTF? Did I take an ugly pill last night...?

1) YOU KNOW WHY!
2) Maybe he's upset that we hung out so late, talking about secret society stuff.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 12, 2009, 11:27:21 PM: maybe he was checking to see if he knew any of the escorts.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 11:33:35 PM: Or if you know any of them...
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Libertine on April 13, 2009, 12:30:21 AM: Maybe he has been looking at your web history and saw that you posted this on loaded-gun questioning his motives in looking at an escort site on the internet and now he thinks you don't trust him and you will have destroyed your own relationship.

DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?!?!?
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: underclass on April 13, 2009, 12:34:34 AM: You're clearly in a stable relationship based on trust, mutual goals and respect for one another
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Wozzeck on April 13, 2009, 01:41:10 AM: I for one think you should marry the dumb, fat, lying motherfucker.

Wouldn't that be ever so grand?
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: tricky on April 13, 2009, 01:43:47 AM: I think Balor is right.

Then you should have at least three children together. After that, have affairs, get divored, see your children grow to hate you, blah blah blah fucking blah.

I'm in a great mood tonight.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: underclass on April 13, 2009, 01:46:45 AM: Quote
Please note that this quote can also apply to my past-tense relationship with Sean.

somewhere on the internet Narco is posting about his boring, unattractive, alcoholic ex....

Odds are that Mosh knows where this is happening and isn't telling
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Doormouse on April 13, 2009, 01:47:12 AM: Divorce is expensive shit. Just never get married, It's way cheaper.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: tricky on April 13, 2009, 01:47:46 AM: For realz?

Do tell.
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Post by: Wozzeck on April 13, 2009, 01:49:14 AM: The children should be named foreign words for Dumb, Fat, and Lying, respectively.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: underclass on April 13, 2009, 01:50:16 AM: Quote from: tricky on April 13, 2009, 01:47:46 AM
For realz?

Do tell.

It's a theory but a valid one I think. You think he hasn't looked back here since?
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: tricky on April 13, 2009, 01:51:39 AM: Links please.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: mosh on April 13, 2009, 02:07:29 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 13, 2009, 01:46:45 AM
Quote
Please note that this quote can also apply to my past-tense relationship with Sean.

somewhere on the internet Narco is posting about his boring, unattractive, alcoholic ex....

Odds are that Mosh knows where this is happening and isn't telling

Discretion is the better part of valor.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: underclass on April 13, 2009, 02:12:48 AM: run the other way
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Post by: tricky on April 13, 2009, 02:13:41 AM: I'm waiving my flag in retreat.

*sigh*

Touchy subject.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: tricky on April 13, 2009, 02:14:50 AM: Oh and also, I wasn't even remotely close to being an alcoholic then. Boring and unattractive, ok sure.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Thrash on April 13, 2009, 02:23:33 AM: So you have or have not met your goals?
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Libertine on April 13, 2009, 03:06:14 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 13, 2009, 01:50:16 AM
Quote from: tricky on April 13, 2009, 01:47:46 AM
For realz?

Do tell.

It's a theory but a valid one I think. You think he hasn't looked back here since?

I kind of wondered about this. I've never once talked to Sean but I'd be surprised if he hasn't looked at the boards since they came back. Dunno.

For what it's worth my sister dated a complete asshole named Sean and broke it off with him and he turned into a super stalker and she had to get a restraining order.

And every person I've ever met named Sean (that guy included) has been a complete cocksucker.

I think it's a cursed name. Like Tyler, Brandon, etc. Everyone I've ever met with a name like that has just been completely into the worst kind of shit.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: mosh on April 13, 2009, 03:11:15 AM: I wouldnt worry about it... personally.

If he was going to do something, wouldnt he have done it by now?
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Thrash on April 13, 2009, 03:18:14 AM: Who says he hassn't again??
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Post by: mosh on April 13, 2009, 04:40:23 AM: sssshhhhh you
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Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 09:51:46 AM: Shame, I would of had a chance if you were on the sauce.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: tricky on April 13, 2009, 09:56:52 AM: I'm currently an unattractive and boring alcoholic. I was just unattractive and boring when I lived in L.A.

What I'm saying is... do you have any vodka?
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 10:06:34 AM: Yes. It wont do you any good from 12,000 miles.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Doormouse on April 13, 2009, 10:19:53 AM: psh. Just because the cab-driver couldn't see it I wouldn't say you should think poorly of your appearance. From what I've seen here, there are few zombies I'd rather shag.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 10:35:39 AM: Unattractive could be applied to personality.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: tricky on April 13, 2009, 11:33:11 AM: I'm a horrible witch of a woman, I'm ugly and my personality sucks.

There, happy now, everyone??

Gawd.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 11:36:27 AM: hmm.

wasent meaning it applied to you, just that it you could be appling it to yourself.

~shrug. sorry (?)
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: tricky on April 13, 2009, 11:38:07 AM: I give up.

I've been in self pitty mode for the past week or so.

Anyways, Sasha, I suggest looking for a job or if you do have one, a better paying job, getting health insuracne, and dumping the BF once and for all.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: punkallstar on April 13, 2009, 01:24:37 PM: i think brook is fabulous! and i hang out with her a lot so i should know.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Wozzeck on April 13, 2009, 01:27:44 PM: Maybe she's terrible and you're just like the lobster slowly dying in a big pot of awfulness completely unawares.

I mean, you've kept company with some real assholes in the past.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: tricky on April 13, 2009, 02:39:17 PM: C likes me!! Wooo! Maybe I can get her to ban anyone who gets on my nerves too much. *looking at you, eitje*
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: punkallstar on April 13, 2009, 03:07:24 PM: awww balor you are not an asshole! you are like a warm, cuddly teddy bear that likes hugs, sunshine and rainbows.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 03:13:48 PM: ...on a spit over a hickory fire.
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 13, 2009, 03:46:54 PM: This thread is way fucking emo.
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 13, 2009, 03:51:18 PM: He doesn't know about loaded-gun you dumb bastards.... oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: 13chemicals on April 13, 2009, 03:59:28 PM: Uh I think he found the site.... I guess I'm about as good at deleting internet pages as he is.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Libertine on April 13, 2009, 04:06:37 PM: Quote from: 13chemicals on April 13, 2009, 03:59:28 PM
Uh I think he found the site.... I guess I'm about as good at deleting internet pages as he is.

We have a winner!!!!
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Thrash on April 13, 2009, 05:44:48 PM: Maybe he's trying to find you a better job, Sasha ...
Perhaps he's trying to give himself better coverage for the inevitable ...
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Wozzeck on April 13, 2009, 06:13:32 PM: (http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/68/l_efe39337bf4942ef8b2490731994a5c9.png)
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 06:45:38 PM: Quote from: 13chemicals on April 13, 2009, 03:51:18 PM
oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

Quote from: 13chemicals
I've never owned a credit card in my life. I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Hmmm... I've never been a stickler for details but this confuses me. Help me out, huh?
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 08:43:56 PM: Quote from: homeless-joe on April 13, 2009, 10:35:39 AM
Unattractive could be applied to personality.

That's a very Dungeons & Dragons thing to say!
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 08:45:46 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 06:45:38 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on April 13, 2009, 03:51:18 PM
oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

Quote from: 13chemicals
I've never owned a credit card in my life. I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Hmmm... I've never been a stickler for details but this confuses me. Help me out, huh?

Maybe it's just a bank card?
Or a lie.
Or she was being ironic?
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 08:47:16 PM: maybe....

~rolls

hm, youre right.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 08:59:31 PM: Maybe I care. Maybe I was making a joke. Maybe she doesn't need you to defend her.
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Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 09:08:58 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 08:59:31 PM
Maybe I care. Maybe I was making a joke. Maybe she doesn't need you to defend her.

YOU CARE ABOUT SASHA!
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:11:28 PM: That's beside the point. She's a big girl. Let her answer.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 09:27:52 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:11:28 PM
That's beside the point. She's a big girl. Let her answer.

She won't be able to talk, with you making out with her.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:29:10 PM: I said she's a big girl, not fat girl, Lucas.
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Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 09:39:40 PM: you'd love her sister.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:47:00 PM: All of her. She's a twin isn't she?
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Post by: Doormouse on April 13, 2009, 10:24:41 PM: Quote from: Wozzeck on April 13, 2009, 06:13:32 PM
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/68/l_efe39337bf4942ef8b2490731994a5c9.png)
So...
Which one did your band end up choosing, Balor?
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 10:26:14 PM: If they wanted to be cool, prince cool, they went with just a symbol.
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 13, 2009, 10:30:42 PM: Haha nice sig!
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Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 10:31:07 PM: The baby on the plate would have been my choice. Balor's too, I bet.
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Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 10:35:51 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on April 13, 2009, 10:30:42 PM
Haha nice sig!

I get the feeling it might annoy me after awhile.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Doormouse on April 13, 2009, 10:40:05 PM: Quote from: homeless-joe on April 13, 2009, 10:26:14 PM
If they wanted to be cool, prince cool, they went with just a symbol.
That's under consideration. Check the sheet.

About the sig: you should at least make the "1 messages" link to something filthy to foil the wannabe hackers.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 11:01:30 PM: I will as soon as I get used to the new pace on the board. my head hurts, and the morf is kicking in.
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Post by: Doormouse on April 13, 2009, 11:03:38 PM: Seriously. This place is madhouse. I love chaos, though.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 11:08:35 PM: Quote from: Doormouse on April 13, 2009, 11:03:38 PM
I love chaos, though.

Your mom sure doesn't.
HATES surprises.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 11:09:36 PM: FUCK !!

i keep finding the same fucking thread. where the fuck did i last post dammit.

nm.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 11:17:02 PM: Joe? I know you're an Ozzer and all and I shouldn't have to ask this... Have you been enjoying a beverage or 9 this evening?
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 11:20:57 PM: its 1.20 pm.

and im trying to keep track of all this at work.

I dont like to miss "events"
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 11:24:33 PM: Just wondering, you seemed a tad confused.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 11:26:13 PM: becuase i was.

and the pain meds kicking in at the same time didnt help much. and now that i think aboutit, id best book my taxi home now, otherwise i might end up trying to drive.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Lode on April 13, 2009, 11:27:50 PM: Not necessarily. He could have also posted an ad to be a whore on craigslist.

Leave him and come to me.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 11:31:54 PM: okay, now i know im drugged up right now (legally and not by choice) but wtf are you on about lode ?
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 11:46:49 PM: Oh Lode, you know I'm Friend's bitch.
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Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 12:05:19 AM: No, yer just a bitch ...
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Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 12:08:42 AM: And I'll never be your bitch
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Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 12:22:21 AM: Your Woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVL-zZnD3VU#noexternalembed-lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 14, 2009, 12:28:36 AM: Quote from: eitje on April 14, 2009, 12:22:21 AM
Your Woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVL-zZnD3VU#noexternalembed-lq-lq2-hq)

ugh, mind reader.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 12:35:00 AM: Quote from: psychopathetic on April 14, 2009, 12:28:36 AM
ugh, mind reader.

I love being all up in there, with the dirty thoughts and crude jokes and questions about raising a child in this topsy-turvy worl.... wait, what?
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Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 01:45:05 AM: Fags; the lot of ya'z!!!
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 02:13:57 AM: Quote from: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 01:45:05 AM
Fags; the lot of ya'z!!!
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 02:16:16 AM: ^5
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Post by: tricky on April 14, 2009, 09:00:55 AM: Quote from: eitje on April 13, 2009, 11:08:35 PM
Quote from: Doormouse on April 13, 2009, 11:03:38 PM
I love chaos, though.

Your mom sure doesn't.
HATES surprises.

Surprise buttsecks?
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 09:02:38 AM: (http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/invisible_suprise_buttsecks.jpg)

Best.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: tricky on April 14, 2009, 09:03:40 AM: I'm not a huge fan of those stupid LOLZ, Danzig... lick my taint.

I mean, wanna make out, cutiepie?
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 09:06:42 AM: Excuse me, but LOLZ are one of the greatest inventions ever. And yes, I will lick your taint then make out with you.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 14, 2009, 09:59:24 AM: Tricky, can I rub my asshole on your taint before Danzig licks it? You can have it poopy or extra poopy, your pick.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: mosh on April 14, 2009, 10:38:29 AM: With semi digested peanuts?
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Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 10:39:29 AM: Only the sharp ones that prickle on the way out...
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 14, 2009, 12:42:55 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 10:39:29 AM
Only the sharp ones that prickle on the way out...

pumpking seeds are worse. i ate so many around halloween time that it felt like a porcupine was trying to walk backwards out my ass.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 12:45:21 PM: That's so fucking sexy...
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 12:45:46 PM: I think I came a little.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 12:46:44 PM: I came a lot. That was a three tissue cleanup.
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Post by: beeyot on April 14, 2009, 03:23:34 PM: Monogamous relationships are soooo 2008.
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Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 05:34:37 PM: hahahahahahaha ....
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Post by: Libertine on April 14, 2009, 06:06:54 PM: Oh man the images going through my mind right now. I can't tell if I want to rub one out or vomit.
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Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 06:14:43 PM: Do both ...
... and record/post it!
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 14, 2009, 06:37:42 PM: I shit, you guys.

I shit.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Doormouse on April 14, 2009, 06:48:37 PM: Quote from: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 06:14:43 PM
Do both ...
... and record/post it!
1 man 1 cup
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 14, 2009, 06:53:51 PM: Quote from: Doormouse on April 14, 2009, 06:48:37 PM
Quote from: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 06:14:43 PM
Do both ...
... and record/post it!
1 man 1 cup

Gross. ^5
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 09:22:04 PM: Quote from: psychopathetic on April 14, 2009, 06:37:42 PM
I shit, you guys.

I shit.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: 13chemicals on April 16, 2009, 12:34:29 AM: Quote from: eitje on April 13, 2009, 08:45:46 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 06:45:38 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on April 13, 2009, 03:51:18 PM
oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

Quote from: 13chemicals
I've never owned a credit card in my life. I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Hmmm... I've never been a stickler for details but this confuses me. Help me out, huh?

Maybe it's just a bank card?
Or a lie.
Or she was being ironic?

It's a VISA check card. Sorry if I didn't specify gang.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: 13chemicals on April 16, 2009, 12:39:29 AM: Okay so I went to my addictionologist today. They won't give me my suboxone unless I go to group. BUT since I hate going to group I go to the addiction therapist next door. Today was my second time seeing her. I told her that my boyfriend was a coke head addicted to porn and she said, "porn addiction and cocaine go hand in hand," and I said, "what should I do?" and she said, "uh.... dump him, you don't seem happy with him."
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 16, 2009, 12:46:57 AM: I hope you're not paying money for this advise.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Wozzeck on April 16, 2009, 12:50:02 AM: What the fuck is an addictionologist?

Is that like a mixologist?
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 16, 2009, 12:55:44 AM: Only if you got the right one wokka wokka wokka!
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Post by: underclass on April 16, 2009, 02:13:42 AM: I'm going to be a bastard here and say I've never been addicted to anything. I have no background from which to understand how it works
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: ttfg on April 16, 2009, 02:17:41 AM: Remeber when you discovered what your penis could do ?

well its sorta like that, except its safer to do in public.
Title: Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.
Post by: Doormouse on April 16, 2009, 02:27:45 AM: The only chemical I've ever let myself become addicted to has been caffeine. I get a massive splitting headache the first day after I stop drinking the stuff and the next day I have a mild headache and then it's gone and I've beaten the addiction. I've done it several times when I think my coffee consumption is getting out of hand.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 16, 2009, 03:31:07 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on April 16, 2009, 12:39:29 AM
Okay so I went to my addictionologist today. They won't give me my suboxone unless I go to group. BUT since I hate going to group I go to the addiction therapist next door. Today was my second time seeing her. I told her that my boyfriend was a coke head addicted to porn and she said, "porn addiction and cocaine go hand in hand," and I said, "what should I do?" and she said, "uh.... dump him, you don't seem happy with him."

Addicts make me hard. Can I cum in your hair, Snausha? I hear it's good for it.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 16, 2009, 07:17:05 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on April 16, 2009, 12:34:29 AM
Quote from: eitje on April 13, 2009, 08:45:46 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 06:45:38 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on April 13, 2009, 03:51:18 PM
oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

Quote from: 13chemicals
I've never owned a credit card in my life. I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Hmmm... I've never been a stickler for details but this confuses me. Help me out, huh?

Maybe it's just a bank card?
Or a lie.
Or she was being ironic?

It's a VISA check card. Sorry if I didn't specify gang.

I knew what you meant Sasha. You've said check card before. But it was fun watching Luke's Texas chivalry kick in as he defended you. Then got shitty with me cuz I defended my friends. Such a tool.
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Post by: taiko on April 16, 2009, 09:17:42 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 16, 2009, 02:13:42 AM
I'm going to be a bastard here and say I've never been addicted to anything. I have no background from which to understand how it works

How's that sake/whiskey/beer binge you've been on for the last 6 months treating you?
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Post by: taiko on April 16, 2009, 09:18:39 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on April 16, 2009, 07:17:05 AM
Then got shitty with me cuz I defended my friends. Such a tool.

OH. I didn't know that we were playing no-hitsies-backsies.
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Post by: tricky on April 16, 2009, 11:46:34 AM: Quote from: eitje on April 16, 2009, 09:17:42 AM
Quote from: underclass on April 16, 2009, 02:13:42 AM
I'm going to be a bastard here and say I've never been addicted to anything. I have no background from which to understand how it works

How's that sake/whiskey/beer binge you've been on for the last 6 months treating you?

BAHAHAHA... Luke is nasty! Meeeee-ow
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Post by: Thrash on April 16, 2009, 05:22:33 PM: FTW?
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 20, 2009, 12:18:21 AM: Quote from: krapsna on April 16, 2009, 12:46:57 AM
I hope you're not paying money for this advise.

I am, and a lot. I am a heroin addict dummy, if I don't get my suboxone I start to detox and then I do something stupid like get more heroin.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 20, 2009, 12:20:51 AM: I meant the advice, not the drugs silly.
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Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 12:25:27 AM: I think you have to pay for the advice to get the drugs?
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 20, 2009, 12:31:31 AM: Hey Luke,

Aasim wants to break up so can I still come to Ladytron with you Tuesday?

Love,

Sasha
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Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 12:35:43 AM: Dearest Sasha,

Yes, but only if you promise not to bitch about Aasim during the concert.

Regards,

Luke
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 20, 2009, 12:43:06 AM: It'll be hard, but I can manage. <3 sasha
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Post by: underclass on April 20, 2009, 01:25:12 AM: is that the guy who looked like Austin Powers in that pic with Ian in it?
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 20, 2009, 01:53:51 PM: Yes it is. We officially broke up today. I was actually sad, I cried, because I'll never get that year back.
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 01:56:45 PM: Quote from: 13chemicals on April 20, 2009, 01:53:51 PM
Yes it is. We officially broke up today. I was actually sad, I cried, because I'll never get that year back.

don't cry about that. cry happy tears because the next year will be infinitely better because you're not doing to date a crazy cokehead.
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 01:57:03 PM: ohshit

my emo is showing. sorry about that.
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 20, 2009, 01:58:24 PM: My emo shows at least 3 times a week, sometimes more. Maybe I should have that looked at, wait I can't, he's canceling my insurance.
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Post by: Thrash on April 20, 2009, 04:52:56 PM: I don't know if it's ok to laugh at the last post or not ...
Anyone?
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Post by: Zoomie on April 20, 2009, 05:47:06 PM: You should get COBRA.

In fact I have one you can use...
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Post by: underclass on April 20, 2009, 10:07:15 PM: you should sort your fucking life out
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Post by: 13chemicals on April 20, 2009, 10:54:18 PM: (http://dessertyears.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/easy-button.jpg)
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 11:05:46 PM: *smacks easy button, then smacks Sasha's booty*

That was easy.
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Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 03:54:15 AM: I have one of those on my desk in my office; I don't know who put it there ...
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 21, 2009, 08:31:55 AM: My elderly grandmother has one in her assisted living hole. She thinks it's fucking hilarious to smack it over and over.

.....come to think of it, I haven't visited her in a while. The old broad probably misses me, being I'm her only grandchild besides my sister.
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 21, 2009, 04:32:19 PM: You (presumably) live within easy visiting distance of your elderly grandmother.
You're one of only two grandkids she has.
She lives in a fucking assisted living place.

VISIT HER YOU FUCK!
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Post by: Zoomie on April 21, 2009, 04:38:04 PM: Typical American. Dump the old broad on someone else and go suckle the corporate pharma-nipple.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 21, 2009, 04:48:47 PM: See if she'll sell you her meds.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 21, 2009, 04:50:54 PM: I guaran-fuckin-tee he's at least considered it.
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Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 05:04:12 PM: ... or just took 'em
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 21, 2009, 07:16:29 PM: Quote from: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 05:04:12 PM
... or just took 'em

I only did that once, a long time ago.

Quote from: FAH-Q on April 21, 2009, 04:32:19 PM
You (presumably) live within easy visiting distance of your elderly grandmother.
You're one of only two grandkids she has.
She lives in a fucking assisted living place.

VISIT HER YOU FUCK!

Meh. She's old. And she tells the same stories over and over. She won't miss me when she's dead. *shrugs*
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 21, 2009, 07:43:41 PM
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Post by: tricky on April 21, 2009, 08:11:11 PM: You could take your grandma to visit an "escort"... or something.
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Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 09:55:55 PM: Mine are all dead ...FML.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 21, 2009, 11:24:15 PM: Much like my friend MacCleod and the Face Of Bo, I am the last of my kind.
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Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 11:33:08 PM: My parents have 3 male children, we have a unique last name, we're amongst the last ...
I'm 36, no kids ....
Tomoo's 33, no kids; I don't even know about his sexuality, or if he has one as of yet ...
Dan's 30, been with a girl for 10 years, no kids, nor plans for kids ...

Sometimes I actually feel bad for my parents ...
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 22, 2009, 12:25:56 AM
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Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 12:30:52 AM: Dude, that's the durgs talkin', homey!
Go shake the bitch down for more!
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 22, 2009, 12:34:36 AM: ahaha, durgs.
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Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 07:31:06 PM: Quote from: Drugmoth on April 21, 2009, 07:16:29 PM
Meh. She's old. And she tells the same stories over and over.
In your state, you should barely be able to notice.
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Post by: Thrash on April 26, 2009, 01:49:21 PM: "It helps, man! IT HELPS!"