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General Category => Substance Abuse => Topic started by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:17:54 PM
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...to talk me down. I REALLY want a smoke tonight.
I should have put this in substance abuse.
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Grit yer teeth. All the smoke will do is stop you from wanting it, but next time you'll want one even more. If you can get through this urge, the next one will be easier.
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I'm thinking if I get too drunk to drive I won't go buy some.
But the drinking will trigger the urge.
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Well whatever you do, don't get too drunk to drive and then drive anyway cuz you want a smoke.
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Got some Dentyne. It will pass. And some Sam Adams.
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IT'LL GET YA DRUNK. YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT BITCHES IN NO TIME. YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO.
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That doesn't sound like Donald Fagen to me...
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...to talk me down. I REALLY want a smoke tonight.
Okay.
Take two deep breaths.
In, Out, In, Out.
There's no joke here.
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Masturbate.
It used to work for me.
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Yeah. It worked for you. You were sucking down Marlboro Reds the last time I saw you...
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Keep not smoking and I promise I'll lay a big wet one on ya if I ever meet you in person.
but, srsly, it's a hard habit to quit. i haven't smoked in three years but sometimes i still find myself reaching for my pack while i'm sitting here.
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overeat
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You didn't need to subtext that. I still reach for a pack in my shirt pocket. It's like I'm a silverback beating on my chest every so often.
Thanks guys. I found the problem. Tulip brought me a coke zero this afternoon while I was working on the truck. I haven't had a soda in a while. It's the caffeine, I'm sure. All gone.
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Yeah. It worked for you. You were sucking down Marlboro Reds the last time I saw you...
Masturbate.
It used to work for me.
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Samuel jackson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOAnoi7NpKI&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
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A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME
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A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME
Libertine, how's the pussy?
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Dude, different Libertine.
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I'm not either libertine but my gina's just fine, fanks.
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You didn't need to subtext that. I still reach for a pack in my shirt pocket. It's like I'm a silverback beating on my chest every so often.
Thanks guys. I found the problem. Tulip brought me a coke zero this afternoon while I was working on the truck. I haven't had a soda in a while. It's the caffeine, I'm sure. All gone.
Caffiene and nicotine are one atom off ...
I also moved this to the right place ...
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Caffiene and nicotine are one atom off ...
That's nonsense, Dave.
Nicotine: C10H14N2
Caffeine: C8H10N4O2
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C13H12BrNO2
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I'VE GOT A FAG YOU CAN SUCK ON ZOOMIE.
wait that does not sound right.
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I'VE GOT A FAG, YOU CAN SUCK ON ZOOMIE.
fixed
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I am not at all surprised that you have a fag.
I got through the night without lighting up, thanks.
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Good job man. I'm on the drink / smoke a pack of cigarettes once every two weeks plan.
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for budgetary reasons only, right?
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Fucking part timer.
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This cig is making me need to poop.
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...to talk me down. I REALLY want a smoke tonight.
I should have put this in substance abuse.
i've been easing off my patch. i'm even lower brow than usual. i'm like an australopithicine. i think they're in australia. or england.
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Yeah I put on a 7mg once in a while, if it gets bad. Last night wasn't too bad.
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it makes me all giddy. i feel drunk. i'm gonna develop an addiction to nicotine patches.
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wait, you can get the same buzz without the smoke and tar?
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Nicotine is really not that dangerous in low amounts.
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Your point is not relevant
wait, you can get the same buzz without the smoke and tar?
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Your FACE isn't relevant.
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wait, you can get the same buzz without the smoke and tar?
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Your FACE isn't relevant.
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your MOM'S FACE isn't relevant.
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can one of you twats please tell me if I can enjoy all the highs of smokes without smoking.
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can one of you twats please tell me if I can enjoy all the highs of smokes without smoking.
Yes, but not the pleasure of the actual act of smoking.
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can one of you twats please tell me if I can enjoy all the highs of smokes without smoking.
Yes, but not the pleasure of the actual act of smoking.
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I had a puff of a cigarette the other night by accident. I had a joint going, and had rested it in the slot of an ashtray. Amy had a cig going, about the same length as my spliff, and she'd put it in the same ashtray. We were watching a movie so I wasn't really looking at what I was doing, and I was fucking plastered so I guess I didn't notice the different filter, but once I pulled on it I knew instantly what I'd done. The last pull of a cig I'd had was February 7th, 2007...
......and OH MY GOD it was just AWFUL. Christ on a stick! How the hell did I used to like that taste?!
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Personally I don't really like the taste of cigs, I prefer kreteks myself.
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@fah
Did you get a head spin from the nico ?
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I might've, but I was about 20 beers, 5 shots of whisky, and 6 joints in at the time. So I really wasn't noticing much other than eww gross this tastes like shit where's my damn joint?!
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ha, I thought about that right after i clicked post. duh@me
good thing about smoking weed with spin though. you get "stoned" that little bit quicker becuase of the nico making you a bit dizzy.
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I had to stop using the patches full time and take the Mosh Method. They were giving me vivid dreams that, were I still smoking, would probably have given me cardiac arrest. Dreams about terrorists inventing liquid kryptonite and capturing Superman and shooting at me in slow motion and and and...
omgz WE SENT A BLACK FAMILY TO PENNSIC!!!
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Fucking pussies and your patches. I go without smoking for days and it's no sweat off my back.
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Fucking pussies and your patches. I go without smoking for days and it's no sweat off my back.
how about weeks?
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Yeah fag. I haven't had a smoke since before Luke got here. I think...
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Once I'm over the few day mark a few weeks is nothing.