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General Category => Substance Abuse => Topic started by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:17:54 PM

Title: I need a quitter...
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:17:54 PM
...to talk me down. I REALLY want a smoke tonight.

I should have put this in substance abuse.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: FAH-Q on April 13, 2009, 09:20:56 PM
Grit yer teeth. All the smoke will do is stop you from wanting it, but next time you'll want one even more. If you can get through this urge, the next one will be easier.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:22:30 PM
I'm thinking if I get too drunk to drive I won't go buy some.

But the drinking will trigger the urge.


Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: FAH-Q on April 13, 2009, 09:24:22 PM
Well whatever you do, don't get too drunk to drive and then drive anyway cuz you want a smoke.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:25:21 PM
Got some Dentyne. It will pass. And some Sam Adams.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: FAH-Q on April 13, 2009, 09:29:33 PM
IT'LL GET YA DRUNK. YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT BITCHES IN NO TIME. YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:31:05 PM
That doesn't sound like Donald Fagen to me...
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 09:31:36 PM
...to talk me down. I REALLY want a smoke tonight.

Okay.

Take two deep breaths.

In, Out, In, Out.

There's no joke here.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: mosh on April 13, 2009, 09:32:48 PM
Masturbate.

It used to work for me.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:33:34 PM
Yeah. It worked for you. You were sucking down Marlboro Reds the last time I saw you...
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: psychopathetic on April 13, 2009, 09:35:24 PM
Keep not smoking and I promise I'll lay a big wet one on ya if I ever meet you in person.

but, srsly, it's a hard habit to quit. i haven't smoked in three years but sometimes i still find myself reaching for my pack while i'm sitting here.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: underclass on April 13, 2009, 09:36:16 PM
overeat
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:38:09 PM
You didn't need to subtext that. I still reach for a pack in my shirt pocket. It's like I'm a silverback beating on my chest every so often.

Thanks guys. I found the problem. Tulip brought me a coke zero this afternoon while I was working on the truck. I haven't had a soda in a while. It's the caffeine, I'm sure. All gone.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: mosh on April 13, 2009, 09:40:01 PM
Yeah. It worked for you. You were sucking down Marlboro Reds the last time I saw you...

Masturbate.

It used to work for me.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: FAH-Q on April 13, 2009, 09:40:15 PM
Samuel jackson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOAnoi7NpKI&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Libertine on April 13, 2009, 10:48:39 PM
A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Cherea on April 14, 2009, 12:37:20 AM
A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME
Libertine, how's the pussy?
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 12:38:04 AM
Dude, different Libertine.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: psychopathetic on April 14, 2009, 12:40:21 AM
I'm not either libertine but my gina's just fine, fanks.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 12:42:43 AM
You didn't need to subtext that. I still reach for a pack in my shirt pocket. It's like I'm a silverback beating on my chest every so often.

Thanks guys. I found the problem. Tulip brought me a coke zero this afternoon while I was working on the truck. I haven't had a soda in a while. It's the caffeine, I'm sure. All gone.


Caffiene and nicotine are one atom off ...

I also moved this to the right place ...
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 12:46:17 AM
Caffiene and nicotine are one atom off ...

That's nonsense, Dave.

Nicotine:  C10H14N2
Caffeine:  C8H10N4O2
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 02:22:35 AM
C13H12BrNO2
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Libertine on April 14, 2009, 02:24:53 AM
I'VE GOT A FAG YOU CAN SUCK ON ZOOMIE.

wait that does not sound right.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: underclass on April 14, 2009, 03:06:50 AM
Quote
I'VE GOT A FAG, YOU CAN SUCK ON ZOOMIE.

fixed
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 10:16:35 AM
I am not at all surprised that you have a fag.

I got through the night without lighting up, thanks.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 14, 2009, 10:24:14 AM
Good job man. I'm on the drink / smoke a pack of cigarettes once every two weeks plan.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: underclass on April 14, 2009, 10:24:57 AM
for budgetary reasons only, right?
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 10:28:36 AM
Fucking part timer.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 11:54:27 AM
This cig is making me need to poop.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 05:46:03 PM
...to talk me down. I REALLY want a smoke tonight.

I should have put this in substance abuse.

i've been easing off my patch. i'm even lower brow than usual. i'm like an australopithicine. i think they're in australia. or england.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 11:41:31 PM
Yeah I put on a 7mg once in a while, if it gets bad. Last night wasn't too bad.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 10:21:26 AM
it makes me all giddy. i feel drunk. i'm gonna develop an addiction to nicotine patches.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: underclass on April 15, 2009, 10:24:42 AM
wait, you can get the same buzz without the smoke and tar?
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 10:28:19 AM
Nicotine is really not that dangerous in low amounts.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: underclass on April 15, 2009, 10:30:14 AM
Your point is not relevant


wait, you can get the same buzz without the smoke and tar?
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 10:30:57 AM
Your FACE isn't relevant.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: underclass on April 15, 2009, 10:31:44 AM
wait, you can get the same buzz without the smoke and tar?
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 10:38:14 AM
Your FACE isn't relevant.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: taiko on April 15, 2009, 10:39:48 AM
your MOM'S FACE isn't relevant.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: underclass on April 15, 2009, 10:41:59 AM
can one of you twats please tell me if I can enjoy all the highs of smokes without smoking.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 10:50:00 AM
can one of you twats please tell me if I can enjoy all the highs of smokes without smoking.

Yes, but not the pleasure of the actual act of smoking.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 01:29:39 PM
can one of you twats please tell me if I can enjoy all the highs of smokes without smoking.

Yes, but not the pleasure of the actual act of smoking.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: FAH-Q on April 15, 2009, 02:47:12 PM
I had a puff of a cigarette the other night by accident. I had a joint going, and had rested it in the slot of an ashtray. Amy had a cig going, about the same length as my spliff, and she'd put it in the same ashtray. We were watching a movie so I wasn't really looking at what I was doing, and I was fucking plastered so I guess I didn't notice the different filter, but once I pulled on it I knew instantly what I'd done. The last pull of a cig I'd had was February 7th, 2007...


......and OH MY GOD it was just AWFUL. Christ on a stick! How the hell did I used to like that taste?!
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 02:58:20 PM
Personally I don't really like the taste of cigs, I prefer kreteks myself.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 03:00:23 PM
@fah

Did you get a head spin from the nico ?
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: FAH-Q on April 15, 2009, 03:01:41 PM
I might've, but I was about 20 beers, 5 shots of whisky, and 6 joints in at the time. So I really wasn't noticing much other than eww gross this tastes like shit where's my damn joint?!
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 03:06:00 PM
ha, I thought about that right after i clicked post. duh@me

good thing about smoking weed with spin though. you get "stoned" that little bit quicker becuase of the nico making you a bit dizzy.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 04:14:31 PM
I had to stop using the patches full time and take the Mosh Method. They were giving me vivid dreams that, were I still smoking, would probably have given me cardiac arrest. Dreams about terrorists inventing liquid kryptonite and capturing Superman and shooting at me in slow motion and and and...

omgz WE SENT A BLACK FAMILY TO PENNSIC!!!
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 04:18:10 PM
Fucking pussies and your patches.  I go without smoking for days and it's no sweat off my back.
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: taiko on April 15, 2009, 06:43:20 PM
Fucking pussies and your patches.  I go without smoking for days and it's no sweat off my back.

how about weeks?
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 06:45:37 PM
Yeah fag. I haven't had a smoke since before Luke got here. I think...
Title: Re: I need a quitter...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 16, 2009, 04:27:02 AM
Once I'm over the few day mark a few weeks is nothing.