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Title: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 10:06:44 PM: Watch it all. Better than the SOAD translator...

http://www.elwp.com/Joe%20Cocker.html (http://www.elwp.com/Joe%20Cocker.html)
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: FAH-Q on April 13, 2009, 10:14:30 PM: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was fucking amazing! Even better than Belushi making fun of him on SNL.

To his credit, though, he was probably pretty amazingly intelligible considering just how numb his entire face probably was at the time.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Doormouse on April 13, 2009, 10:49:56 PM: This is a message to stay away from the brown acid. You've been warned; but it's your trip.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 11:03:37 PM: Yeah, you should hear "Larry Fine At Woodstock". That's funny.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 02:29:48 AM: "Probiotics changed the way I feel now" made me LOL.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: FAH-Q on April 15, 2009, 10:22:23 PM: This didn't get nearly enough praise.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 10:24:43 PM: Some people are very narrow both in their taste in music and their concept of comedy. It's cool.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Phaedrus on April 16, 2009, 06:57:14 AM: Oh, I loved it. I just forgot to reply because I was too busy sending it out to people in my gmail address book. It's so great it caused me to finally be able to reconnect with my lesbian cousin in Dallas.

You've reunited a family, Zoomie. No lie.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Zoomie on April 16, 2009, 07:21:54 AM: You're patronizing me aren't you? No it's cool. I can take it.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: mosh on April 16, 2009, 07:40:47 AM: I never got Joe Cocker.

I mean WTF was that?
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Phaedrus on April 16, 2009, 08:27:08 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on April 16, 2009, 07:21:54 AM
You're patronizing me aren't you? No it's cool. I can take it.

Funny thing is, I'm actually serious. The lesbian thing has her estranged from most of our redneck family and for a long time she thought I was with them, I guess. I got her E-mail awhile back but she never answered the one or two I sent, until on a whim I added her to the Joe Cocker email spam list, and she replied and added me to her facebook. So yay I'm friends with my lesbian cousin again!
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Zoomie on April 16, 2009, 08:49:59 AM: Ok cool. Glad I could help.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: kc on April 16, 2009, 11:34:38 AM: holy fucking hell, that had me cramping. especially the "some guy's dad" and "did a loaf a wonder bread."
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: daisymae on April 16, 2009, 11:58:26 AM: That was hilarious...hahahaha
:D
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Phaedrus on April 18, 2009, 12:38:32 AM: haha one of my friends sent me this back as a reply. Not as funny as the Joe Cocker one but it has its moments:

misheard lyrics yellow ledbetter pearl jam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xO_N-YHQlY&feature=related#lq-hq)
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: ttfg on April 18, 2009, 12:42:35 AM: I wish I could explain James Reyne to you people. Mosh, have you ever made the attempt ? I know I can't remember making a run on it.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: mosh on April 18, 2009, 01:05:18 AM: No, theres no point, if we dont understand him, what hope do they have?
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: FAH-Q on April 18, 2009, 04:35:35 PM: Does anyone know where to find the SOAD one? I looked but can't fucking find it anywhere.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 10:10:47 PM: Hahahahahaha ....
"I got a letter from my friend, Fred ...
I've got leather for my friend, Fred" ...

.... Ellen and Anne?
He was on some strong drugs to see the future ...
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Zoomie on April 18, 2009, 10:43:50 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on April 18, 2009, 04:35:35 PM
Does anyone know where to find the SOAD one? I looked but can't fucking find it anywhere.

No luck. It was hilarious. Chop Suey I think.

I remember the PJ one too. Make me fries LOL
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Phaedrus on April 19, 2009, 01:27:52 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on April 18, 2009, 04:35:35 PM
Does anyone know where to find the SOAD one? I looked but can't fucking find it anywhere.

I originally got it from a somethingawful thread about misheard lyrics, and had a copy of it for years, but it was one of the things that I lost in the Great Crash of 2005.

Edit: Hey I FOUND IT! http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13698 (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13698)

I'm better at google than u.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 01:32:23 AM: My sister still sings the Misfits song Skulls as "I want your soul, I need your soul" even though I told her that THE CORRECT LYRICS ARE IN THE NAME OF THE SONG.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Doormouse on April 19, 2009, 04:37:16 AM: "Japamimation" (Botch) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZiaAKTgNn0#normal)
I actually like Botch quite a bit.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: FAH-Q on April 26, 2009, 11:04:59 AM: Quote from: Phaedrus on April 19, 2009, 01:27:52 AM
Edit: Hey I FOUND IT! http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13698 (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13698)

I'm better at google than u.

Missed this before... cheers Fuse!
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: kc on April 27, 2009, 10:24:01 AM: you know, it just wasn't as funny as the cocker one.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Phaedrus on April 27, 2009, 03:16:08 PM: And the Joe Cocker one's not near as funny as this one:

Crazy Indian Video... Buffalaxed! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw&feature=channel_page#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: kc on April 27, 2009, 03:38:45 PM: i'm going to have to watch that six or seven times just to take in ALL the lols.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Zoomie on April 27, 2009, 09:59:21 PM: George Michael got a tan.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: kc on April 27, 2009, 10:13:33 PM: you gotta love all those sweet, sexy moves!
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Zoomie on April 27, 2009, 10:31:58 PM: I wonder what the tap code is for "I want a bj" in the mens room in a park in India?
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: taiko on April 27, 2009, 11:24:49 PM: well done, FUSE! All of these got authentic "LOL"s.

"I want to see you pee on use tonight!"
"Who put the goat in there?"
"We know what's in butter rum!"

haahahha

PS - any chance our resident Indian can identify those singers?
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: daisymae on April 28, 2009, 10:33:04 AM: May He Poop? (an Indian music video translation) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOgALTFzFbQ#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: FAH-Q on May 23, 2009, 06:30:51 PM: Who put the goat in there?
The yellow goat I ate!

Man, that video is fucking funny.
Title: Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker
Post by: Nitya on May 24, 2009, 02:55:41 PM: Quote from: eitje on April 27, 2009, 11:24:49 PM
well done, FUSE! All of these got authentic "LOL"s.

"I want to see you pee on use tonight!"
"Who put the goat in there?"
"We know what's in butter rum!"

haahahha

PS - any chance our resident Indian can identify those singers?
Singers? ha. They don't sing, this is Bollywood. They're miming.

Never heard the first song before but .. that was some pretty bad lyrics. Most of them I could hear where they got it from but some of it was totally out. That's probably because it's in Tamil and I don't speak that so most of it was right over my head. Btw, it said the actor at the start - Prabhu Deva. Movie was Pennin Manathai Thottu. You can get the actress yourself.

As for the second song, I actually know it! And even more, I like it! I recognise the actress - Sushmita Sen (Because she was in Main Hoon Na). But.. I've never seen the movie, I only know the song because it was on one of the Hits DVDs we used to get. I'm going through one of the hits dvds but .. this may take a while. Urgh, now I need to know which movie it was from.

But yeah, that one totally didn't fit the 'translation' for me...