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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Lode on April 13, 2009, 11:03:52 PM

Title: Cool Scars.
Post by: Lode on April 13, 2009, 11:03:52 PM: Anyone got any cool scars?

I Got one on my hand from diving for my bosses dog.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Doormouse on April 13, 2009, 11:09:07 PM: I owned a cat for a while.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 13, 2009, 11:10:25 PM: Quote from: Lode on April 13, 2009, 11:03:52 PM
Anyone got any cool scars?

I Got one on my hand from diving for my bosses dog.

Don't be so eager next time and undo the zipper first.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 11:11:40 PM: I got the same scar as cesaren (sp).

no, im not joking.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Lode on April 13, 2009, 11:12:35 PM: I have a scar on my index finger from an umbrella. Opened it up inside.

My father gave the umbrella to my mother as an engagement present. Engagement umbrella.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Wozzeck on April 13, 2009, 11:28:20 PM: Yes.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 14, 2009, 12:16:53 AM: Until very recently every scar on my body was from my cousin. Hitting me over the head with a lemonade pitcher, chasing me through barbed wire (twice), pushing me down on the sidwalk, giving me chickenpox (also twice!). Then I tried to kill myself but passed out before I could finish so I have a huge gash of a scar on my forearm that actually looks like a curling iron burn.

And also there was this time a doctor pulled a baby out of my stomach so there's that scar as well.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: ttfg on April 14, 2009, 12:24:26 AM: Quote from: psychopathetic on April 14, 2009, 12:16:53 AM
And also there was this time a doctor pulled a baby out of my stomach so there's that scar as well.

We can be scar twins !
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Quest_techie on April 14, 2009, 01:02:13 AM: I have scars on my tongue, biting holes through it.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 01:02:54 AM: See? Epilepsy can be FUN!
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 01:08:43 AM: Quote from: Quest_techie on April 14, 2009, 01:02:13 AM
I have scars on my tongue, biting holes through it.

Mine's from piercings. But okay!
We can be board buddies.

Hi, I'm eitje.
Don't choke on my name.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: underclass on April 14, 2009, 01:10:26 AM: is it an urban myth that piercings eventually cause the muscle that is your tongue to die and peel away from where the hole was.

...only we've got a crap-load of hippies sitting around right now so I thought it would be a good time to ask.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 01:13:09 AM: I have one on my neck from when the doctor cut off a mole and chemically cauterized it.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: underclass on April 14, 2009, 01:48:07 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 14, 2009, 01:10:26 AM
is it an urban myth that piercings eventually cause the muscle that is your tongue to die and peel away from where the hole was.

...only we've got a crap-load of hippies sitting around right now so I thought it would be a good time to ask.

Christ.... a thousand old buggers on the boards and NOT ONE OF YOU can answer this?
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 01:50:21 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 14, 2009, 01:10:26 AM
is it an urban myth that piercings eventually cause the muscle that is your tongue to die and peel away from where the hole was.
You can still see where my piercing was. But I think that's just how tissue damage is; the muscle still works just fine.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 02:40:11 AM: Quote from: eitje on April 14, 2009, 01:08:43 AM
Quote from: Quest_techie on April 14, 2009, 01:02:13 AM
I have scars on my tongue, biting holes through it.

Mine's from piercings. But okay!
We can be board buddies.

Hi, I'm eitje.
Don't choke on my name.

This is a scary buddy-up, indeed ...

Quote from: underclass on April 14, 2009, 01:48:07 AM
Quote from: underclass on April 14, 2009, 01:10:26 AM
is it an urban myth that piercings eventually cause the muscle that is your tongue to die and peel away from where the hole was.

...only we've got a crap-load of hippies sitting around right now so I thought it would be a good time to ask.

Christ.... a thousand old buggers on the boards and NOT ONE OF YOU can answer this?

Ok, the answer is "YES", however, only if it had an infection that was underlying and not treated ...
The tongue, as far as PSI/relative size is the strongest muscle in your body (cardiac tissue isn't counted in this) ...
In the cases where it "broke down", it was because there was an infection with NO sy,ptoms until it ate through from the inside out ...
Muscle is different than other tissue in the regards that it traps infection internally and can hold it and fight it within itself ...
Sometimes, it's not so lucky ...
It's a reason why Pericardits (a external complication of an infection, mind you), Carditis, and Pneumocarditis are possible in heart tissue and not in other tissues ...

Did this "OLD FUCK" (with a medical degree, mind you) answer your (young fuck) question to your liking?
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 14, 2009, 02:58:54 AM: I don't really scar. It's kinda cool.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 02:59:29 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on April 14, 2009, 02:58:54 AM
I don't really scar. It's kinda cool.

So you're not counting your asshole then?
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 03:07:24 AM: I didn't mean to do that to him, it was an accident ...
Drop it already ...
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 03:08:50 AM: Quote from: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 03:07:24 AM
I didn't mean to do that to him, it was an accident ...
Drop it already ...

So you "accidentally" slipped it from his mouth to his ass? That accidental shit only works with girls.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 03:11:00 AM: We were playing "rugby", man .....
RUGBY!
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 03:12:09 AM: You must have had a raging boner to plow through his shorts like that. What were you thinking about?
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 03:13:18 AM: Baseball ...
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 14, 2009, 03:17:18 AM: A-Rod gets him all excited.

(http://www.stltoday.com/blogzone/tipsheet/files/2009/03/arod.jpg)
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: mosh on April 14, 2009, 05:20:30 AM: Dave, show them your lobotomy scar!
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 05:22:28 AM: Tell em, Steve-Dave!
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: ttfg on April 14, 2009, 05:23:45 AM: Quote from: Mosh on April 14, 2009, 05:20:30 AM
Dave, show them your lobotomy scar!

Which dave ?
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 14, 2009, 09:05:57 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 14, 2009, 01:10:26 AM
is it an urban myth that piercings eventually cause the muscle that is your tongue to die and peel away from where the hole was.

...only we've got a crap-load of hippies sitting around right now so I thought it would be a good time to ask.

I've had mine pierced for ten years now (jesus shit i'm old) and mine is an awesome tongue.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: mosh on April 14, 2009, 09:09:36 AM: Do you have a hood piercing?
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 09:14:13 AM: Quote from: psychopathetic on April 14, 2009, 09:05:57 AM
Quote from: underclass on April 14, 2009, 01:10:26 AM
is it an urban myth that piercings eventually cause the muscle that is your tongue to die and peel away from where the hole was.

...only we've got a crap-load of hippies sitting around right now so I thought it would be a good time to ask.

I've had mine pierced for ten years now (jesus shit i'm old) and mine is an awesome tongue.

Pics.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Dixon Magina on April 14, 2009, 09:41:17 AM: he would have to pull his eyeball out for that you sicko
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 09:44:06 AM: Like we needed to be told that you have an awesome tongue...
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 09:46:00 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 09:44:06 AM
Like we needed to be told that you have an awesome tongue...
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: beeyot on April 14, 2009, 02:27:16 PM: I've got a huge scar across my right side from having the bottom lobe of my right lung removed. And the same side currerntly looks like ground beef from the bike wreck I had this weekend. Ouch.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 05:02:40 PM: Quote from: Mosh
Show 'em your labotomy scar, Dave.

This one?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/ThrashInc/People/ian1.jpg)
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: ttfg on April 14, 2009, 05:05:31 PM: Check that line around the neck, his head must screw off.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 14, 2009, 05:06:11 PM: Frankenmosh!
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: ttfg on April 14, 2009, 05:07:44 PM: I have the urge to type "smeghead".
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 14, 2009, 06:27:34 PM: ian why do you look like you just got caught with your hand in danzig's ass in every picture?
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 14, 2009, 06:29:35 PM: Who's to say it's not in that one?
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: ttfg on April 14, 2009, 06:30:45 PM: Quote from: psychopathetic on April 14, 2009, 06:27:34 PM
your hand in danzig's ass

Something like that haunts you for life.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: mosh on April 14, 2009, 06:35:22 PM: Coz I cant get it out!
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: ttfg on April 14, 2009, 06:40:59 PM: ~shudder
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: beeyot on April 14, 2009, 07:15:59 PM: there can be only one!
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 07:20:59 PM: There have got to be normal pics of you mosh. I mean without the surprised bugeyed look.

Or maybe not...
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: mosh on April 14, 2009, 07:28:30 PM: Its the atrocious hair style that makes my eyes POP!
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 14, 2009, 09:13:04 PM: Quote from: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 05:02:40 PM
This one?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/ThrashInc/People/ian1.jpg)

It's like you just saw Paul Hogan pull a can of fosters out of his pocket.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 10:54:28 PM: So... Ian... lost or gained since that pic?
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 10:57:22 PM: Quote from: krapsna on April 14, 2009, 09:13:04 PM
Quote from: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 05:02:40 PM
This one?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/ThrashInc/People/ian1.jpg)

It's like you just saw Paul Hogan pull a can of fosters out of his pocket.

... or out of danzig's ass
... or HE pulled one of danzig's ass; take your pick
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 14, 2009, 10:58:28 PM: He also kinda looks like the camera taking his picture just grew a dick.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 11:01:06 PM: It did ..
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 11:30:35 PM: It was being held by a giant dick.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: mosh on April 14, 2009, 11:53:50 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 10:54:28 PM
So... Ian... lost or gained since that pic?

Steady... no bigger, no smaller.

Just greyer and more wrinkly.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 11:54:17 PM: Quote from: krapsna on April 14, 2009, 10:58:28 PM
He also kinda looks like the camera taking his picture just grew a dick.

oh, dear god, this was the best line of the night.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 11:56:03 PM: Quote from: Mosh on April 14, 2009, 11:53:50 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 10:54:28 PM
So... Ian... lost or gained since that pic?

Steady... no bigger, no smaller.

Just greyer and more wrinkly.

Yup. Wanna be Treasurer or Sgt at Arms?
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: mosh on April 14, 2009, 11:59:14 PM: Which one's more likely to get me killed?

I'll do that one.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 12:03:06 AM: You already work in banking so you can be Sgt At Arms. Pick up your cudgel and keep order.

No dying before Oct
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Thrash on April 15, 2009, 12:07:32 AM: ... was that an order?
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: mosh on April 15, 2009, 04:53:28 AM: I'm thinkin' so...

Cant disobey the Alpha dog.
Title: Re: Cool Scars.
Post by: Doormouse on April 15, 2009, 05:01:18 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 12:03:06 AM
Pick up your cudgel and keep order.
Cudgels are the shit.