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General Category => Entertainment => Topic started by: Libertine on April 14, 2009, 10:31:44 PM

Title: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Libertine on April 14, 2009, 10:31:44 PM: http://www.guitarflame.com/2009/susan-boyle-the-ugly-swanor-it-aint-over-til-the-fat-lady-sings/comment-page-1/ (http://www.guitarflame.com/2009/susan-boyle-the-ugly-swanor-it-aint-over-til-the-fat-lady-sings/comment-page-1/)

Susan Boyle - Singer - Britains Got Talent 2009 (With Lyrics) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY#noexternalembed-lq-lq2-hq)

I've never cared for these talent shows, but my cousin sent me a link to this woman's performance and it's pretty amazing. She literally looks like she got hit with a dump truck, but her voice sounds like the cavernous echo of god's vagina. Worth a listen.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: underclass on April 14, 2009, 10:42:49 PM: saw that yesterday, great stuff. Reminds me of that bloke Paul Potts from a few years ago.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Phaedrus on April 14, 2009, 11:22:17 PM: God damn, that voice came right out of left field. She's good. At first I thought she was lip-synching, but at the end there I realized that she wasn't.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: ttfg on April 14, 2009, 11:30:56 PM: Quote from: Libertine on April 14, 2009, 10:31:44 PM
the cavernous echo of god's vagina.

Walk in pussy. I wonder if God's g-spot is painted like the sistine chapel.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Thrash on April 15, 2009, 01:45:59 AM: HO-LEE-FUCK, I didn't see that coming ...

I'm a professional singer/musician and I'M IMPRESSED; it's hard to impress me ...

Good for her!
Rock the fuck on!
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Doormouse on April 15, 2009, 02:10:17 AM: Yeah I heard about that last night, but I never heard the punchline. I just heard there was this video going around about a sad woman who had never been kissed. I figured it'd be a big downer so I didn't bother searching. That was great, though. Thanks libertine.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Thrash on April 15, 2009, 02:49:38 AM: Yes, I REALLY APPRECIATE that share ...
I smiled and felt really good (for her) while watching that ...
(I'm being honest)

Good share, man ...
That made my night ...
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: underclass on April 15, 2009, 03:03:03 AM: I assume you all saw the opera guy from 1-2 seasons ago then. Crooked teeth, worked in a mobile phone shop somewhere in Wales but holy hell could he sing opera
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: FAH-Q on April 15, 2009, 06:24:03 PM: Wow, that was great.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: underclass on April 16, 2009, 03:34:52 AM: I'm not sure if this is fake - but 11,000,000 views in 5 days equates to 25 views ever second, or one person watching every 0.04 seconds
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Drugmoth on April 16, 2009, 03:59:19 AM: Jesus, fucking sit down and let her sing! What the fuck is wrong with these faggots? Applause AFTER.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Doormouse on April 16, 2009, 04:10:45 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 16, 2009, 03:34:52 AM
I'm not sure if this is fake - but 11,000,000 views in 5 days equates to 25 views ever second, or one person watching every 0.04 seconds
Never underestimate the internet. I play google image labeller all the time. It's the single lamest ga,e ever, and it's been around for over a year now. So why is it that I never have to wait more than 10-15 seconds before some other bored-as-fuck clown comes in as my partner? It's crazy. How often are people going there bored out of their minds.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: underclass on April 16, 2009, 10:24:56 PM: girlfriend is on the front page of CNN.com now. crazy
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Phaedrus on April 16, 2009, 10:35:29 PM: She's been all over CNN and other news stations, even on my local news.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Wozzeck on April 16, 2009, 11:04:13 PM: Aw, hell.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: psychopathetic on April 16, 2009, 11:12:13 PM: I guess I'm like the only person in the world who is just kind of "meh" about this, then? She's alright, but I guess I just don't get it.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: fitzy21 on April 16, 2009, 11:48:05 PM: whats with the ugly fatties over in the UK being able to sing? first the opera guy now this? wtf
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: ttfg on April 17, 2009, 12:06:38 AM: You don't know ? Fatties got game.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Phaedrus on April 17, 2009, 01:00:11 AM: Quote from: homeless-joe on April 17, 2009, 12:06:38 AM
You don't know ? Fatties got game.

Damn straight.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Drugmoth on April 17, 2009, 07:15:07 AM: Quote from: psychopathetic on April 16, 2009, 11:12:13 PM
I guess I'm like the only person in the world who is just kind of "meh" about this, then? She's alright, but I guess I just don't get it.

It's a big deal because people don't expect old ugly fat people to be able to sing. It's common knowledge that only young pretty people can sing well.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 17, 2009, 10:41:31 AM: Quote from: Drugmoth on April 17, 2009, 07:15:07 AM
Quote from: psychopathetic on April 16, 2009, 11:12:13 PM
I guess I'm like the only person in the world who is just kind of "meh" about this, then? She's alright, but I guess I just don't get it.

It's a big deal because people don't expect old ugly fat people to be able to sing. It's common knowledge that only young pretty people can sing well.

That's really it. She's a big deal because you see the judges go from "get off the stage, you ugly cunt," to "wow" in the course of her singing. And now they're playing her like she's on a sideshow.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: mosh on April 17, 2009, 11:11:06 AM: If she had pincers instead of fingers, she'd win hands down.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Drugmoth on April 17, 2009, 11:17:34 AM: If she was a beautiful woman with the same voice she would still get praise but not NEARLY as much just because she's an abominable slob. It's kinda sick actually.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 17, 2009, 11:24:19 AM: The feel good clip of the week!
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Doormouse on April 19, 2009, 05:51:40 AM: Only thing that bothered me actually was when that first judge told her "Everybody in this entire room wanted you to fail... But then you sure showed them" (not a direct quote). I didn't want her to fail. Sure I thought it was kind of an inevitability that she would fail, but I wouldn't say I wanted her to. It's pretty damn rare for me to actually wish harm to come to a stranger. I'm much more of a "cold indifference" kind of guy. I know the judge meant well, but the way he said it kind of stuck out as unnecessarily cruel to me. Did anyone else notice that?

Also Simon's little equivoque at the end there is ridiculous. You can see him thinking it up as fast as he can while the first two judges are talking. He thinks he's so witty. Feh.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 19, 2009, 06:06:04 AM: I'd like to see Gordon Ramsey go apeshit on Simon Cowell. He'd be all like, "You're a fake! You're a phony! Why don't you quit!".
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 06:29:02 AM: Ramsey V Cowell, the grudge match!

My money'd be on Cowell, sure he looks weak as piss, but I reckon he be a hard motherfucker.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 07:14:57 AM: Ramsey FTW
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 10:03:47 AM: Quote from: Doormouse on April 19, 2009, 05:51:40 AM
Did anyone else notice that?

Yes, I did! Both of the first two judges had the hardest backhand compliments I've heard on one of those talent shows.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 10:04:28 AM: Quote from: Mosh on April 19, 2009, 06:29:02 AM
Ramsey V Cowell, the grudge match!

Does MTV still do those clay-mation rumbles?
If so, we should totally make this recommendation.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 10:34:28 AM: Yeah, I think they stopped doing that several epochs ago.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 02:31:50 PM: Drugmoth's got nothing else to do ...
Make it so, poopypants!
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: mosh on April 23, 2009, 06:49:41 AM: Arent we done with this bitch yet?
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:10:02 PM: Yes, we're on to Cowell Vs Ramsey ...

Try and catch up, man ...
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 09:11:55 PM: If you bothered to do some reading...

Quote from: Mosh on April 19, 2009, 06:29:02 AM
Ramsey V Cowell, the grudge match!

My money'd be on Cowell, sure he looks weak as piss, but I reckon he be a hard motherfucker.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Thrash on April 25, 2009, 01:33:21 AM: If YOU bothered reading, we still need the DeathMatch to be sure ....
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: mosh on April 25, 2009, 02:35:00 AM
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: underclass on April 25, 2009, 02:59:09 AM: When you get a star in Super Mario you become invincible for a short period of time!
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Drugmoth on April 25, 2009, 04:23:12 PM: Quote from: underclass on April 25, 2009, 02:59:09 AM
When you get a star in Super Mario you become invincible for a short period of time!
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: Vindictive89 on May 17, 2009, 01:25:38 PM: I wanna give her a hug. She might be able to sing, but for some reason I feel bad for her.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: taiko on May 17, 2009, 09:46:13 PM: Quote from: Vindictive89 on May 17, 2009, 01:25:38 PM
I wanna give her a hug. She might be able to sing, but for some reason I feel bad for her.
That's good!

It means you're able to spot when someone's being EXPLOITED.

Hopefully, when it happens to you one day, you'll think back on this, and give yourself the hug that you wanted to give to Susan Boyle.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle, from Britain's Idol Talent Show
Post by: mosh on May 18, 2009, 07:40:03 AM: Hey, I'm always ready to exploit Amanda...