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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: tricky on February 26, 2009, 04:14:57 PM

Title: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: tricky on February 26, 2009, 04:14:57 PM: Alright so my thread got canned, here it is again.

Guys with tiny dicks shouldn't try to have sex ever. It makes for awkwardness. And then when the girl doesn't want to fuck, don't act like you don't know why! And on top of that, don't then act like the girl really missed out on some awesome sex!

This dude had a small cock, and actually managed to make me say "ow" multiple times while trying to finger me. Is it really no wonder I said let's just be friends??? And of course when I say that, he tells me he doesn't want to be friends. Hahaha. You don't see me crying over this!
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: Doormouse on February 26, 2009, 04:44:57 PM: Yes it really is no wonder.

Small how? Length? Girth? ... Both? ... ... Pics?
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: tricky on February 26, 2009, 05:04:02 PM: There are no pics!! Ew!

Like a sharpie marker (while it was limp). His balls were like two fuzzy cherry tomatoes. I am grossed out by even the memory of thouching his junk .
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: bagman on February 26, 2009, 11:30:02 PM: I guess you and Sean = done?

Wait a second I just caught that Door. You like looking at small cock pics?

(http://www.marok.org/Arte/Mix/micropenis.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: tricky on February 26, 2009, 11:43:41 PM: Yes. I broke up with him in August '07 and moved from L.A. in Sept. '07. Now I'm in NJ and live nearby punky.

I guess the guy in that picture heard the theory that shaving makes it look bigger and decided to give it a go?

Fail.
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: bagman on February 26, 2009, 11:57:54 PM: Damn, I was away from this place for longer than I thought. I wonder if this guy cringes whenever he hears words like "longer":

(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7619/13421dgaau.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: Doormouse on February 27, 2009, 12:47:32 AM: How cool would it be to have a retractable cock? You'd keep it at around 3/4 protrusion the first time you met a chick so she'd be all disappointed at first and then you'd be like "Just kidding, baby! Now bend over and experience the gentle wrath of my manhood." It looks like the fellow (and I use the term loosely) in the last pic has sucked his member somewhere back to where his liver should be. But just imagine how surprised and delighted you'd be, tricky, if after your initial dismay he said "Just kidding!" and then unfurled a glabrous throbbing foot-long from his hairy bundle. You'd be delighted at his innovation and the novel use of bodily humor, wouldn't you? Yeah that would be cool.

PS - Thanks for the pics, bagman. This thread is really taking on its titular character now. Keep em coming.
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: Drugmoth on February 27, 2009, 02:55:43 AM: Never had to worry about a small penis. Lots of other things to worry about though.
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: Thrash on February 27, 2009, 03:27:35 AM: Showers vs Growers ...
The debate from the old A-S continues ...
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: mosh on February 27, 2009, 06:37:01 AM: Quote from: bagman on February 26, 2009, 11:30:02 PM
I guess you and Sean = done?

Yeah, Brook said that already.

You should have a crack.
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: Zoomie on February 27, 2009, 06:50:13 AM: Quote from: bagman on February 26, 2009, 11:57:54 PM
I wonder if this guy cringes whenever he hears words like "longer"

Wearing those gay ass boots I think the guy has other issues.
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: tricky on February 27, 2009, 07:47:24 AM: His cock was THIN... no girth. Felt like maybe 4"-5" but thin. Like a pretzel rod or sharpie marker. *shudder*
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: mosh on February 27, 2009, 07:53:23 AM: If bagman was like 4 inches thick and 12 inches long, would he have a shot with you Tricky?
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: Thrash on February 27, 2009, 11:46:48 AM: ... and almost a millionaire?
Shit, he could have me ...
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: Drugmoth on February 27, 2009, 01:25:42 PM: 7 1/2 inches is normal, right?
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: Emperor Reagan on February 27, 2009, 05:54:54 PM: My forearm is 4" in diameter and ~14" long from the knuckle of my fist to the crook of my elbow.
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: Doormouse on February 27, 2009, 06:08:34 PM: Just like that horse cock the Bagman posted.
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: tricky on February 28, 2009, 01:02:53 AM: Quote from: Mosh on February 27, 2009, 07:53:23 AM
If bagman was like 4 inches thick and 12 inches long, would he have a shot with you Tricky?

That's a bit much!
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: tricky on February 28, 2009, 01:03:53 AM: Quote from: Drugmoth on February 27, 2009, 01:25:42 PM
7 1/2 inches is normal, right?

That's above average, statistically.
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: bagman on February 28, 2009, 01:24:47 AM: (http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/04/small-penis.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: tricky on February 28, 2009, 01:32:58 AM: Condi doesn't like small cocks either. Look at that disdain in her face.

One positive thing about being a woman: not having to worry about dick size.
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: Thrash on February 28, 2009, 02:03:58 AM: Yeah, they never get any sort of cosmetic rendering ...
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: tricky on February 28, 2009, 02:48:56 PM: So, why would a guy with a small cock try to get a chick into bed unless they were in love or something? Small cocks & fuck buddies don't go hand and hand I'd imagine.

Mwuhahaha. Yes I sound evil, that's because I am.
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: mosh on February 28, 2009, 07:02:55 PM: "Dubya's dick is this long!"
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: bagman on February 28, 2009, 07:05:03 PM: (http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/smallpecker.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: taiko on March 22, 2009, 07:38:17 PM: Several thoughts come to my mind:

1) bagman, why do you have so many pictures of small penises?
2) tricky, what is an appropriate cock girth, if 1" is too thin and 4" is a little much?
3) even guys with small dicks need to get laid.
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: tricky on March 22, 2009, 07:56:56 PM: 1. Because he's gay?
2. I think 1.5" is pretty ideal for me.
3. Ok, sure, but not with me.
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: bagman on March 24, 2009, 03:01:08 AM: Quote
1) bagman, why do you have so many pictures of small penises?

Oh, that's my bad eitje. I didn't know you were looking for something else. Here you go.

(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2848/giantgaycocks43676si.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 03:54:15 AM: It's a "don't link to us" page, Kyle ...
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: tricky on March 24, 2009, 11:16:41 PM: (http://www.xtremeholly.com/wp-content/uploads/extreme_holly3.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: psychopathetic on March 24, 2009, 11:18:47 PM: ohhhhhhhhhh ink splattered bajingo.
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 11:48:47 PM: I wanna see that one with the dozen cucumbers in her twat and ass ...
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: Libertine on March 25, 2009, 01:30:58 AM: I actually opened my desk drawer to make sure my dozen colored sharpies were still there.

Then I shoved them all up my ass simultaneously to out-do this snatch.
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: Thrash on March 25, 2009, 01:51:31 AM: Where's the pics?
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: Lothar on March 25, 2009, 04:21:45 AM: God damn, I bet she autographs like a mother fucker.
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: Zoomie on March 25, 2009, 07:09:45 AM: Them is some major league pissflaps...
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: underclass on March 25, 2009, 07:14:34 AM: yeah

that shit could be reclassified as bunting
Title: Re: Tiny cock thread part 2
Post by: 13chemicals on April 03, 2009, 06:22:23 AM: Quote from: bagman on March 24, 2009, 03:01:08 AM
Quote
1) bagman, why do you have so many pictures of small penises?

Oh, that's my bad eitje. I didn't know you were looking for something else. Here you go.

(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2848/giantgaycocks43676si.jpg)

Too bad this guys face is all busted up. Tis life.