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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: beeyot on April 15, 2009, 11:21:10 PM
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Someone should really pitch the idea to Hollywood. I think it would be a hit! Plus we could all make bank advising for the film and on royalties and shit. Fucking anatomically correct action figures? Awesome!
The only real question is, who would play you?
Dibs on Christian Bale!
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lauren ambrose.
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homeless-joe - samuel l jackson " Motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking board man!! "
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Amanda Lepore would play me. Amanda Lepore fucking Christian Bale... hot.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/177/392186245_5d01ae2333.jpg)
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hang on, its a-s the movie, you fucked beeyot ?
edit NO I DID NOT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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No no, Amanda Lepore just wants to fuck Christian Bale.
Haha you just used a smiley face
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I'd be played by Meat Loaf.
Or maybe that guy that plays Hurley on Lost.
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Mason Reese as Zoomie growing up...
(http://[url=http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/tv-guide/1111-8.jpg]http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/tv-guide/1111-8.jpg[/url])
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???
(http://images.celeb9.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/heath_ledger.jpg)
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I'm calling Steve Buscemi.
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Bagman wouldn't get a sex scene.
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Mason Reese as Zoomie growing up...
(http://[url=http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/tv-guide/1111-8.jpg]http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/tv-guide/1111-8.jpg[/url])
(http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/tv-guide/1111-8.jpg)
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Danzig will be played by Vincent D'onofio ala Full Metal Jacket, will lost 8o pounds and then gain it back during the movie, but he'll just sit in a corner drooling from open to credits.
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Thanks Tricky
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I want Vincent Gallo in the movie. Maybe he can play Balor.
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???
(http://images.celeb9.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/heath_ledger.jpg)
I was thinking Seth Rogan...
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???
(http://images.celeb9.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/heath_ledger.jpg)
I was thinking Seth Rogan...
seth rogan? i would totally do him. lucas, looks like our alters are going to bone.
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Somebody pick katies.
i wana know who samuel l jackson is going to fuck.
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Somebody pick katies.
i wana know who samuel l jackson is going to fuck.
rachel ray.
if rachel ray dropped like thirty pounds.
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Vincent Gallo, bearded and greasy-haired, gets to play Tru.
I will be played by a young, heavily side-burned Lee Van Cleef.
Bree Walker will be Carolyn.
Mathew Modine as Joe (ChitownOI).
Michael Moore as Fuse and Danzig.
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Katie= Amber Tamblyn
She's got K Lo booty too!
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I call dibs on casting the scene where we all meet kyle.
Here's a sneak preview
(http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/885.$plit/C_71_article_1008550_image_list_image_list_item_0_image.jpg)
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hahahahahahaha
If only the quote box could take it.
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More like:
(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/2400000/Can-I-borrow-your-underpants-for-10-minutes-farmer-ted-2478353-320-240.jpg)
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Somebody pick katies.
i wana know who samuel l jackson is going to fuck.
rachel ray.
if rachel ray dropped like thirty pounds.
I would RUIN that chick.
(http://ipinoyonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/rachaelray_pinup400x500.png)
Fuck yes.
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Woah! I wouldn't have guessed she'd do a spread for FHM. I have to admit I've always kind of had a thing for Rachel Ray.
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She's yum-o.
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She has a 'cute' personality as well. Very perky.
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And fantastic tits.
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Damnit, now I'm horny. Where's treehugger when you need her?
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talking to me on skype, want me to pass on a message?
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There can only be one person to play me.
Trevor Marmalade!
(http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Marmalade_Trevor.jpg)
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holy shit that's a good likeness
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lauren ambrose.
i actually thought this as soon as i saw recent photos of you. i've been watching some old six feet under recently. you really do look eerily similar.
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talking to me on skype, want me to pass on a message?
Has she sent you any pics of those mountains yet?
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I find Rachel Ray terrifying.
Of course, I also think you could've made dawn of the dead 1,000 times more terrifying by having a bunch of super cheery martha stewarts wandering around, trying to give people makeovers.
I want to be played by Kevin Smith - that way, I can ensure that several members will automatically hate the movie.
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I want to be played by Kevin Smith - that way, I can ensure that several members will automatically hate the movie.
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
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There can only be one person to play me.
Trevor Marmalade!
(http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Marmalade_Trevor.jpg)
Jesus! He's nailed your danzig-ass-handed expression perfectly!
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lauren ambrose.
i actually thought this as soon as i saw recent photos of you. i've been watching some old six feet under recently. you really do look eerily similar.
I have been told this a time or two. There could be worse people to resemble for sure.
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There could be worse people to resemble for sure.
(http://i12.tinypic.com/40nykn4.jpg)
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e3/RockyDennis.JPG)
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well, eric stoltz and i have the freckles and red hair in common but that's about where the likeness ends. and my red hair isn't even natural.
but it would be pretty fucking funny if he played me in the movie and the whole plot twist is that i'm actually a man.
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No, that's Christine's shtick.
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No, that's Christine's shtick.
but that's so obvious. her crazy twist can be that she actually works for the FBI and is profiling one of us who is a serial killer! she just doesn't know which one. and that's why she's so sensitive about people throwing her name and pictures around on the board.
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Or she has sand in her vagina.
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Don't you people think Amber Tamblyn should play Katie (not freaking Rachel Ray)??
(http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/e/elle_women_in_hollywood_redcarpet_101507/16.jpg)
(http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o237/gaysexwithernie/amber325zs.jpg)
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She looks like a slut, like Katie.
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Oh, and: Starring Jack Black as "Danzig"!
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/11/01-07/jack-black-400a052307.jpg)
It'll be a hit!
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She looks like a slut, like Katie.
You telling me I was sliping it to a slut ? hmmm.
Don't you people think Amber Tamblyn should play Katie (not freaking Rachel Ray)??
(http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/e/elle_women_in_hollywood_redcarpet_101507/16.jpg)
[img]http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o237/gaysexwithernie/amber325zs.jpg[img]
Yes I agree, and ummm tricky.. wtf ?(bold letters above)
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Didn't you make her a slut?
Oh, and tricky will be played by a mummy on strings, of course. A HAWT mummy though.
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You know, I never thought about it that way. I dont think so. Okay, I dont want to think so.
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I think maybe Julia Stiles for punkallstar, but that's mostly because I think of anyone else off the top of my head.
HJ- I just googled Amber Tamblyn and I found that! It's not my photobucket account.
No danzig- a MtF tranny will play me (Amanda Lepore). We already established this.
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I think maybe Julia Stiles for punkallstar, but Ithat's mostly because I think of anyone else off the top of my head.
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Reese%20Witherspoon-14.jpg)
Only she has the chin to match punkallstar's.
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reses witherspoon ?
edit, sorry, i dont have pics on and yeah i didnt see it and. nm.
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Fag.
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i'm kinda disappointed. i guess i'll have to settle for jay leno playing me getting stomped by the l-g gang at the end of the movie.
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Bwah! The n00b made a funny.
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Would of been better if she added a corndog and treehuggers tits to the line.
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Actually Reese Witherspoon would be good. They have similar smiles.
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Oh I almost forgot, what will the plot line be? And of course it will be an ensemble cast with cameos by folks such as Eddo.
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We need to figure out a way to get carrot top onto the cast list.
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carrot top doesn't actually need a reason to be in a movie. in fact, i can't think of a single good reason why he'd ever be in any movie. i totally respect that.
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Carrot Top can play Zoomie.
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The plot will feature DVDA and a search for Mr Bell's funny anus eyes.
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The plot will feature DVDA and a search for Mr Bell's funny anus eyes.
Fuck! I hate Disney films.
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Oh! No it will be the search for Hitler Jesus and Fred! Then the big twist at the end......Hitler Jesus reveals "YOU ALL FRED! OOH SHAKEY SHAKEY!"
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I've been thinking, I have no idea what actor I look like.
Also, It's time to talk about the soundtrack. Not to forget Directors.
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Gotta have some Doors and Mindless Self Indulgence.
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The Bloodhound Gang cover of "It's Tricky"
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The Bloodhound Gang cover of "It's Tricky"
me me me me me. damm.
Fine, I want, Always look on the bright side of life from - Life of Brian soundtrack.
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In that case, I gotta have some Danzig. And not Mother, that shit's overplayed. Something off Lucifuge or How The Gods Kill.
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I'd require something by Neurosis on there.
I think the director should be somebody that's extremely pretentious, but whose work never lives up to the attitude. Like Vincent Gallo.
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Harmony Korine?
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Ok, I KNOW I'll regret this, but I can't think of anyone to play me; any ideas?
(Oh, and Ruthless1 as well)
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Ok, I KNOW I'll regret this, but I can't think of anyone to play me; any ideas?
(Oh, and Ruthless1 as well)
Steve Mcqueen
edit : can't think of anytihing for ruth1
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Oh, and: Starring Jack Black as "Danzig"!
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/11/01-07/jack-black-400a052307.jpg)
It'll be a hit!
Looks like my alter will also be boning Danzig's.
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look, i am fucking telling you guys that one of us has to be a serial killer. probably me. i started with jeremy and i'm moving on from there. ANYONE COULD BE NEXT!!
reese witherspoon would be great for C, btw. haha, i want willem dafoe in here somewhere. maybe he can play homeless-joe.
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hmm, would you fuck willem dafoe ?
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hmm, would you fuck willem dafoe ?
ew, gross.
so probably, yes.
i should mention i'll also be killing all the dudes i bone so if you want to stay alive you might want to abstain.
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wow, so you chose the guy who makes you go eewww to play me. hmm. bitch. my pic aint that bad.
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(http://bp1.blogger.com/_wvoLtwni0kc/SD4VNiJ_jrI/AAAAAAAARQU/0GUKMOL0r38/s1600-h/rachelr7zf.jpg)
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_wvoLtwni0kc/SD4VMyJ_jnI/AAAAAAAARP0/8-ihNonxT2c/s1600-h/fhm_rachaelray.jpg)
(http://www.rachaelraypictures.com/rachael_ray_pictures/FHM/originals/013_rachael_ray.jpg)
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i just brought up willem because he's awesome and only suggested him to you because you were at a loss. also because you are mad skinny.
i am attracted to the dude. i just have a healthy understanding of the fact that my attraction to him is gross.
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Carrot Top can play Zoomie.
You're on thin ice, boy. VERY thin ice...
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Ok, I KNOW I'll regret this, but I can't think of anyone to play me; any ideas?
(Oh, and Ruthless1 as well)
He'll be just as much of a douche and die in the same lackluster way.
Actually, maybe this should be a mini series. There are a lot of characters.
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Like Roots?
Which nigger you gonna be?
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The one that eats lots of watermelon and fried chicken.
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That's all of them.
How about the one that gets whipped a lot?
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I think that's all of em too..... :-/
What about the one that gets shoved to the back of the bus?
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Isnt that all of them as well?
I never got that, the back of the bus was always the cool part of the bus... why'd all them crackers insist that the coloureds must ride in the back of the bus?
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I loved the back of the bus when I was in school. All the rebels sat back there. It was a little bumpy though.
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I used to get wood when I sat up the back of the bus...
I have no idea why.
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Oh, and pepper, I want Colin Hanks to play your part.
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I always liked the front of the bus because it meant I was the first one off. Also, you could sleep there and no one would fuck with you since the bus driver was too close.
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I think Gerard Butler as King Leonidas should be Pepper. hahaha
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i just brought up willem because he's awesome and only suggested him to you because you were at a loss. also because you are mad skinny.
i am attracted to the dude. i just have a healthy understanding of the fact that my attraction to him is gross.
I'm going to take that as a positive. call me when you dump your man.
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So I get to have my character fuck your AND get a death scene? AWESOME. BTW Sarah, did you mention who should play you?
Maybe Natasha Lyonne? She's much uglier than you but she could work.
natasha lyonne is alright but i'm still hoping for lauren ambrose. she's adorable.
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I've been thinking, I have no idea what actor I look like.
(http://www.firstshowing.net/img/ernest-scared-stupid.jpg)
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I think the director should be somebody that's extremely pretentious, but whose work never lives up to the attitude. Like Vincent Gallo.
Uwe Boll!
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M Night Sham-a-darkie
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Just wanted to mention that I approve of Wozz's selection for me,
needs a longer beard though, and green eyes.
I should get a picture to post here. Been thinking about cutting my beard and hair off and going the smooth style for a while.
But it wouldn't be fair to change before letting all of you actually see what I've looked like for the past ten years eh?
I'll see what I can do about getting a recent image to share on the other thread. After all these years you guys deserve it.
Think, Mean Bastard.
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Odd thing is that I've always figured, by your "clues", kinda "Mean Bastard-ish" ....
Damn, I need a drink ....
PS: No one really answered my question(s) ...
... I'm thinking that maybe I should be glad
It'd be kinda odd to see Si ACTUALLY blowing me onscreen ...
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Sorry, I forgot:
*volley last post off to tricky*
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Just wanted to mention that I approve of Wozz's selection for me,
needs a longer beard though, and green eyes.
I should get a picture to post here. Been thinking about cutting my beard and hair off and going the smooth style for a while.
But it wouldn't be fair to change before letting all of you actually see what I've looked like for the past ten years eh?
I'll see what I can do about getting a recent image to share on the other thread. After all these years you guys deserve it.
Think, Mean Bastard.
actually, for some reason, I imagine you to look like William Gibson.
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I think the director should be somebody that's extremely pretentious, but whose work never lives up to the attitude. Like Vincent Gallo.
Uwe Boll!
Yes, it'll be worse than an Ed Wood movie!
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I am no one.
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I've been thinking, I have no idea what actor I look like.
(http://www.firstshowing.net/img/ernest-scared-stupid.jpg)
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I want Danny Trejo to play me.
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damn Danny Trejo is pretty badass
I dunno about who should play me - Colin Hanks and Gerard Butler don't seem quite right to me, although I dunno who else to suggest
Maybe Lurch from the Addams Family because he is tall
If you guys do put together a treatment, send it my way tho :P
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Sorry, I forgot:
*volley last post off to tricky*
Huh?
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I am no one.
PS: No one really answered my question(s) ...
... I'm thinking that maybe I should be glad
Thanks for thinking im that emo eitje, to not notice who you suggested, ya fucker.
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Sorry, I forgot:
*volley last post off to tricky*
Huh?
I was mentioning MM sexual things; thanks for dropping our balls!
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Sorry, I forgot:
*volley last post off to tricky*
Huh?
I was mentioning MM sexual things; thanks for dropping our balls!
Huh?
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It'd be kinda odd to see Si ACTUALLY blowing me onscreen ...
Sorry, I forgot:
*volley last post off to tricky*
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Oh ok. Please videotape it and post it. K thx.