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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: tricky on April 17, 2009, 10:31:34 AM
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What kind of porn do you like to watch?
I like to watch gay porn, lesbian porn, buttsecks porn, and throat fucking porn. The ol' in out in out hetero porn doesn't really do it for me anymore.
I own one porn dvd, and it's pretty bad. It's called Debbie Loves Dallas by Jack the Zipper.
However, I rarely look at porn anymore.
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I dont like porn.
It's corrupting the moral fibre of Western society, and it makes baby Jesus get a baby wood.
That's the work of Satan.
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I like the stuff Michael Ninn puts out.
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I'm in a long-distance relationship, and watch a LOT of porn in between visits. She knows I watch porn and she's told me that she watches porn. We've watched porn together. I'm actually typing this on my girl's computer right now in NYC, so I should check and see what kind of porn she watches. I tend to watch a bit of everything. Streaming porn websites is probably the greatest invention of this decade as far as I am concerned. The worst invention of the decade is "auto-complete" urls in firefox browser window, because typing just about any combination of letters on my computer suggests you visit a porn site.
www.youporn.com (http://www.youporn.com)
www.shufuni.com (http://www.shufuni.com)
www.pornhub.com (http://www.pornhub.com)
are my favorite (those are all legit, cost and bullshit free, massive porn databases).
I tend to enjoy watching amateur porn over "porn" porn because I prefer naturally looking people having passionate sex as opposed to fake looking crazy people having staged fake sex. I also like watching group sex videos with lots of tits, dicks, and vagina going all over the place, "let's play a little game called 'who's in my mouth?'" because those videos are fun and sometimes you can get bored of watching the same two people go at it, so it's more interesting to watch like 8 people randomly pair off with each other and then switch up. It's bizarre, I can't imagine how that would ever happen in real life but apparently it does and it gets filmed.
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You are NYC?? You and your GF should come do karaoke with C and I and a couple of her male friends tomorrow night!
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I think we are going to a party in Brooklyn tomorrow night that her friend is having. I have a few male friends in town I'm thinking about trying to get something going tonight I'm not sure.
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Well you suck! We should all get togerther in NYC sometime. Actually Luke is coming here in mid June, you should come them, beotch.
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I'm up here pretty frequently (this is my 3rd time here since November) I'll probably be up again in mid-May and mid-June.
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You guys should totally make porn.
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We need a cameraman if you are up for the job Krsna.
Preferably someone who can get the up close shots while constantly providing commentary like heavy mouth breathing, and saying "Oh yeah honey" and "Look at that/those fuckin' <genital/body part>"
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I'll rig something up so I can strap the camera to my head. That way I'll have both hands free.
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I would watch THAT porn.
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Apparently no one here likes porn here except for me, danzig and chad. wow!
and mike.
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porn is awesome
i used to like xtube, but now it blows
youporn is fun, so is redtube. i like amateur porn as well
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Maxporn was better than RedTube, until the cocksuckers decided they wanted your credit card details to view "free" porn.
yeah, right.
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www.myfreepaysite.com (http://www.myfreepaysite.com)
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See, I aint touching that.
Theres usually a catch.
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none, i used it with no problems at all.
no spam either. nothing.
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Dude, guba.com.
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I like celebrities and amateurs. I'm not a big fan of general porn.
My favorite porn star is Gina Wild.
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I like it when chicks suck off horses.
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I just googled Gina Wild. She has this early 90's thing going on I think.
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Why didn't you google chicks sucking off horses?
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Because beastiality isn't my thing.
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I just like knowing that there are people out there who will do anything for a buck.
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I just googled Gina Wild. She has this early 90's thing going on I think.
I now know what " brb phone " really means.
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And yet you let someone dry hump and jizz on you.
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I also am intrigued by robot sex.
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Did anybody try my link ? I'm telling you its legit.
That place links up with a hell of lot of websites steaming this that and the other. Me, I dont go in for it. But i do know it works, first thing i did when i decided to come back here was to find all the sick and twised stuff I could find.. you know.. pack some heat.. so to speak. I'm sure everybody here who has visted a porn site will be able to pick out the free stuff ( most of the links on the place ) from the adds.
This is the ONLY porn link I have btw, so I'm really giving you everything here, I want feedback as to if its actually any good. I never went look for anything else after I found it.
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www.myfreepaysite.com (http://www.myfreepaysite.com)
Honest opinion: looks too porn-y for my tastes.
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Because beastiality isn't my thing.
Nor mine either. I lean twords mature amateur hard core, MMF and CFNM.
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www.myfreepaysite.com (http://www.myfreepaysite.com)
Honest opinion: looks too porn-y for my tastes.
I have no idea if that wordplay. (corny)
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http://www.redtube.com/6440 (http://www.redtube.com/6440)
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I own Http://www.JizzMop.com (http://Http://www.JizzMop.com) ...
It used to be a video site ...
I'm thinking it's now got to be either a cumshot site or a gay site ...
Tricky, any ideas?
Oh, and RedTube.Com is where I go, typically ...
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Bukkake site all the way!
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I own http://www.JizzMop.com (http://www.JizzMop.com) ...
... any ideas?
Maybe we could invent a product that specifically absorbs semen.
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Youporn is about all I bother with, if ever. FMF 3somes, or FF. The less blonde-barbie-looking the chicks the better.
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I'm not a fan of blonde barbie chicks either.
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Yeah, as Stephen Lynch would put it, I'm not a fan of the vanilla ice cream.
(Cheers again to krsna for the song!)
STEPHEN LYNCH- VANILLA ICE CREAM- album version unedited (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKETOKAO0A#lq-hq)
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Bukkake, cumshots, ShamWow ....
Hmmmm ...
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I own http://www.JizzMop.com (http://www.JizzMop.com) ...
... any ideas?
Maybe we could invent a product that specifically absorbs semen.
We already have. It's called Trickys clothing.
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We already have. It's called Trickys clothing.
You are a horrible, hilarious, horrible man!
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I like amateur porn. I like thinking (read: THINKING) that people just make movies and send them to a distributor. I know this might have happened ten years ago but most amateur stuff is fake these days. Gianna Michaels is hot.
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I like amateur porn. I like thinking (read: THINKING) that people just make movies and send them to a distributor. I know this might have happened ten years ago but most amateur stuff is fake these days. Gianna Michaels is hot.
I still remember how disgusted I was the first time I recognized a girl in an "amateur" porn from another scene. There have to be enough exhibitionists around that they don't need to fake it.
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It's not the lack of exhibitionists, I think it's the $$ they want for their vids.
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Amateur porn is a DIY thing.
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Yes, REAL amateur porn is. But even they want money for their videos. You'd be stupid to give it away.
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I couldn't give mine away for free, even if I did try to.
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I'm not a fan of blonde barbie chicks either.
*sits beside tricky and smiles at her with my head on my fist and my elbow propped up on my knee*
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And yet you let someone dry hump and jizz on you.
Sigh. I feel a bit desperate at this point. Maybe I should call that fucktard up. j/k
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Alright, this is your chance Dylan don't fuck it up.....she's like a lost little puppy just looking for some love and you're a bobcat that's been starving and waiting for a meal for longer than you can remember.....now POUNCE little wild cat, POUNCE!!!!
Hey Tricky, what's up?
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I can read that.
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Whoops....
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He stole the idea from me.
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Hey Tricky, what's up?
GOOD POUNCE.
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Hey Tricky, what's up?
GOOD POUNCE.
BAD LANDING.
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(http://boschettoworks.com/images/Pounce.jpg)
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I've had that happen to me.
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What? Getting pounced on?
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yes.
By cats.
Just like in the picture.
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So it ended up being a cute ordeal cuz it was a little baby kitten? Or was it more like "OH MY GOD A MOUNTAIN LION JUST POUNCED ON ME!!!! SWEET BABY JESUS, SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!"
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Mosh is all "That's not a little baby kitten. THIS is a little baby kitten."
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/wildfacts/factfiles/picpops/images/lion22.jpg)
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As he dies.
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are you insinuating that there are free range lions in australia?
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are you insinuating that there are free range lions in australia?
There are free range lions here, and they lay eitjes.
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I saw a free range panther up in the mountains a few months ago.
I shit a brick. There's free range all sorts of non indigenous beasties here.
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Australia has all kinds of fucked up poisonous things.
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Not just poisonous...
Vicious non poisonous things too. Like Pauline Hanson.
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And lets not even get into Lindy Chamberlain...
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Why not, she was an alright sort in her day.
She obviously liked to fuck, because Azaria was about sprog number 8.
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Mosh is all "That's not a little baby kitten. THIS is a little baby kitten."
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/wildfacts/factfiles/picpops/images/lion22.jpg)
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-tiger-does-not-appreciate-being-called-kitty.jpg)
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Why not, she was an alright sort in her day.
She obviously liked to fuck, because Azaria was about sprog number 8.
These are the things the movies don't teach you...
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Back to the topic: I am ashamed to admit how much time I spent trying to track down the Francis-Ford-Coppola-directed softcores. That's the porn I want to see the most.
Another porno-thing I spent forever tracking down and finally found was "Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure" - a pornographic cartoon from the 1920s created for the birthday party of the legendary Windsor McCay. Apparently all the big names were involved in it: Max Fleischer, the Terrytoons guy, the guy who did Woody Woodpecker, a ton of others. And the film had to be produced in Cuba since it was too explicit for the US production houses. It's like Fritz the Cat's long lost granddaddy. It features MF, MM, beastiality, gloryholes, everything you never guessed people from the 20s knew about.
Yes I know this is extremely nerdy of me, but this kind of high profile porn is hard to find and the searching is half the fun.
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Post 'em, motherfucker!
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I never got hold of the Coppola films.
Eveready Harton is on youtube now, apparently:
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?&next_url=/watch%3Fv%3D6aBhc_ehoqY#)
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Betty Page loops.
Hot!
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It's the fact that it's from the 1920s that gets me. Who knew flappers were every bit as perverse as we are today?
Pity the quality of the recording is such shit.
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Dahaha, great crabs joke
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It's got het, it's got gay, it's got beastiality, and, for krsna, it's got 'tummy-sticking' ...
What a great cartoon ....
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I've been checking out some ship docking recently. Seems to be my flavor of the month.
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Whoa; she's here ...
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That cartoon's like the Internet in black and white.
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I've been checking out some ship docking recently. Seems to be my flavor of the month.
Ok, I've looked for a moment; tell me what this is ....
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I've been checking out some ship docking recently. Seems to be my flavor of the month.
Ok, I've looked for a moment; tell me what this is ....
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking+ships (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking+ships)
That should explain it... unless you want me to post some vids???
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Uhm, oddly enough ....
.... uhm
.... sure, why not?
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Uhm, oddly enough ....
.... uhm
.... sure, why not?
Well, here's a lil link. I know some you can't stomach the gayness so i won't direct post the vid..
http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=1678246 (http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=1678246)
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Ok, I get it now ...
Makes sense, actually ...
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I have never been with an uncut man so I find this fascinating..
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That makes two of us ...
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Three of us, actually.
Every girl I've ever been with has been with an uncut man, though.
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It's more common to be uncut, well, not here ,,,
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Yeah, you guys have some kinda funny Jew-envy or something.
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Three of us, actually.
Every girl I've ever been with has been with an uncut man, though.
Hmmm. Maybe I don't get out as often as your lady friends?
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I have never been with an uncut man so I find this fascinating..
Every girl I've ever been with has been with an uncut man, though.
I'm uncircumcised. And I've slept with all your girls Si, so I mean that explains the common denominator.
Joygasm maybe we can line something up.
Thrash my starport is reading for docking with your mothership.
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I have been with over thirty dudes (HOOR!) and I have never had my hands on an uncut penis. I guess that's just the curse of living in the states.
I did not have my son circumcised because, frankly, it's gross and un-necessary. If he grows up and wants it done then I'll help him out with that but it's not my decision.
Off topic but I also think having babies ears pierced is disgusting. I don't care if that offends any of the new moms here. It's sick and cruel and a decision they should make for themselves when they're older.
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I did not have my son circumcised because, frankly, it's gross and un-necessary. If he grows up and wants it done then I'll help him out with that but it's not my decision.
Off topic but I also think having babies ears pierced is disgusting. I don't care if that offends any of the new moms here. It's sick and cruel and a decision they should make for themselves when they're older.
Absofuckinglutely!
As for the argument for circumcision, there's this myth that a foreskin will cause all sorts of horrible complications and infections. Which can be true, if you don't fucking shower. Somehow, I've never found showering regularly to be much of a hardship. Some might say that being aware of one's hygiene and cleanliness is a good thing, even.
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In my senior year of undergrad, I took a Men's Health Seminar, and we had one week's worth of discussion on circumcision. We watched videos, for like an hour, of the various ways that babies get circumcised. It's absolutely revolting. I'm glad my parents chose not to have me circumcised, and if I ever have a son I would choose the same.
Also, like Si mentioned, as long as you wash your dick like you wash everything else it's not like you are going to be cultivating any strange bacteria or anything. I can see the justification of it back in the day when hygiene habits were not nearly as good, but I don't really see the justification of it now other than social norms. For example, we say: circumcised (normal) and uncircumcised (abnormal), instead of natural penis (normal) vs. cut-up penis (abnormal).
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Yeah, although as Dave pointed out, I'm pretty sure that worldwide we're in the majority.
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Joygasm maybe we can line something up.
Thrash my starport is reading for docking with your mothership.
Maybe the three of us can work something out??
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I've been with one uncircumcized cock. I fucking loved that shit.
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Do I smell a cut vs uncut poll in the near future?
That's right. I'm not worried about the obvious double entendre staring me down with its one eye.
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I've been with one uncircumcized cock. I fucking loved that shit.
This is the god's honest truth right here. The ladies never leave unsatisfied.
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I've been with one uncircumcized cock. I fucking loved that shit.
That's hawt that you think it's hawt (even though I'm cut). In fact it's pretty hawt that you think a lot of certain kinky things are hawt.....some that I will refrain from mentioning.
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I've been with one uncircumcized cock. I fucking loved that shit.
They look pretty fun to wrangle but what exactly did you love the most? Please explain...
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That's hawt that you think it's hawt (even though I'm cut). In fact it's pretty hawt that you think a lot of certain kinky things are hawt.....some that I will refrain from mentioning.
bahahahaha
They look pretty fun to wrangle but what exactly did you love the most? Please explain...
Don't wanna get graphic here... would you like a PM explaining?
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She likes it how when the uncut dick is pulled out it's all crazy lookin. Then she gets to pull the skin back and it's like a puppet show.
Also, she likes it when you stretch out the foreskin and cover her mouth and nose with it so she can't breathe.
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No.
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She likes it how when the uncut dick is pulled out it's all crazy lookin. Then she gets to pull the skin back and it's like a puppet show.
Also, she likes it when you stretch out the foreskin and cover her mouth and nose with it so she can't breathe.
ROFL
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No.
Well then you must like it when the man in question pinches his foreskin shut and pees until it's all filled up and then lets go of it for a huge piss explosion!
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No.
You seem to know a ot about uncut dicks. Either you have one or you've played with some?
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I don't have an uncut dick, and I've certainly not played with one, but I do have the Internet.
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what the fuck is the internet?
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what the fuck is the internet?
It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.
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Hahaha. I completely forgot about that.
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That's hawt that you think it's hawt (even though I'm cut). In fact it's pretty hawt that you think a lot of certain kinky things are hawt.....some that I will refrain from mentioning.
bahahahaha
They look pretty fun to wrangle but what exactly did you love the most? Please explain...
Don't wanna get graphic here... would you like a PM explaining?
Sure, I'd love one please.
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Me too, actually ...
I have never been with an uncut man so I find this fascinating..
Every girl I've ever been with has been with an uncut man, though.
I'm uncircumcised. And I've slept with all your girls Si, so I mean that explains the common denominator.
Joygasm maybe we can line something up.
Thrash my starport is reading for docking with your mothership.
I may just find out afterall ...