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General Category => Substance Abuse => Topic started by: Drugmoth on February 27, 2009, 02:57:27 AM

Title: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Drugmoth on February 27, 2009, 02:57:27 AM
Ahhh, this forum feels nice and comfy.....think I'll stay here for a while.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Zoomie on February 27, 2009, 06:59:39 AM
I just realized that this board has no ignore function...

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!
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Post by: mosh on February 27, 2009, 07:16:20 AM
(http://www.wired.com/images/article/full/2008/04/hindenburg_500px.jpg)
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Post by: Thrash on February 28, 2009, 02:21:19 AM
Fuck, I'll see if I can find an add-on for it ...
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Post by: 13chemicals on March 03, 2009, 11:37:20 PM
Danzig, you are by far, the biggest nar douche this side of the mississippi.
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Post by: mosh on March 03, 2009, 11:56:57 PM
Are you on the same side of the Mississippi as douchbag now?
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Post by: Drugmoth on March 04, 2009, 02:23:05 AM
Danzig, you are by far, the biggest nar douche this side of the mississippi.

TRUE DAT
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Post by: bagman on March 05, 2009, 11:01:04 PM
King of teh COCK.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Drugmoth on March 06, 2009, 12:29:54 AM
King of teh COCK.

Wow, your completely pointless, humorless, witless post has made me regret wasting my time in this thread and typing this message.
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Post by: mosh on March 06, 2009, 03:21:02 AM
Thats strange, I thought his post was humourous and witty.
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Post by: Drugmoth on March 06, 2009, 08:11:07 AM
Thats strange, I thought his post was humourous and witty.

And I'm sure you probably find Two And A Half Men humorous and witty.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: taiko on March 06, 2009, 09:06:07 AM
Thats strange, I thought his post was humourous and witty.

And I'm sure you probably find Two And A Half Men humorous and witty.

And I'm sure you probably find Two and A Half Men one and a half men short of your liking.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: mosh on March 06, 2009, 09:19:03 AM
How many orifices do you think he has???
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Post by: (_)_)===D on March 06, 2009, 10:04:02 AM
Thats strange, I thought his post was humourous and witty.

And I'm sure you probably find Two And A Half Men humorous and witty.

And I'm sure you probably find Two and A Half Men one and a half men short of your liking.

Woah! Calm down there big guy. You almost made me shoot my chewing gum out my nose, and it's minty.

It would have been really stingy.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Thrash on March 08, 2009, 05:35:56 AM
Quote
Cool Points: +5/-39
Heh ...

I'll have you know I've had NOTHING to do with that, and I don't think Mosh has either ...
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Drugmoth on March 08, 2009, 06:40:06 AM
Quote
Cool Points: +5/-39
Heh ...

I'll have you know I've had NOTHING to do with that, and I don't think Mosh has either ...

I'm positive tricky must be involved.  Zoomie is a likely candidate also. 
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Post by: tricky on March 08, 2009, 01:02:13 PM
Maybe so, maybe not, but I'm sure you have nothing to do with my 20 asshole points!
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Post by: taiko on March 08, 2009, 01:49:51 PM
That's a whole lotta asshole between the two of you.
...

Dave!  Pants back on!
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Drugmoth on March 08, 2009, 07:39:58 PM
Maybe so, maybe not, but I'm sure you have nothing to do with my 20 asshole points!

Why would I devote all of my points to you? Do you really think that I think you are that much of a bitch?
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Post by: Zoomie on March 08, 2009, 07:42:37 PM
Zoomie is a likely candidate also. 

I've already explained that none of that matters to me. And I'll further tell you that I have NEVER clicked  positive or negative on this site or any other.

You don't need me to earn asshole points, man. Not my style.
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Post by: Doormouse on March 08, 2009, 08:08:40 PM
Same.
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Post by: Drugmoth on March 08, 2009, 09:51:12 PM
I believe you.  I could see tricky taking the time to make sure I get one every hour.  The animosity between us is really a manifestation of extreme sexual tension. 
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Post by: tricky on March 08, 2009, 10:57:57 PM
Tricky/ bagman/ danzig threeway! Ugh. The two of you would have to wear blindfolds, and I'd slip out of the room soon after. I mean an ass is an ass, right?
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Post by: bagman on March 08, 2009, 11:39:38 PM
Tricky, it's totally ok to want me.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Drugmoth on March 09, 2009, 12:13:54 AM
Tricky: Would you let me give you the best oral of your life and then just leave?  Cuz I'm really good.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: underclass on March 09, 2009, 08:22:40 AM
Tricks, I'll send you finger twister to get them started
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: tricky on March 09, 2009, 09:19:59 AM
Tricky: Would you let me give you the best oral of your life and then just leave?  Cuz I'm really good.

I don't know. Bagman might get kind of jealous. Take that as you will.

Tricks, I'll send you finger twister to get them started

What's finger twister?
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Post by: taiko on March 09, 2009, 09:49:33 AM
What's finger twister?

My guess:  a tiny little Twister game-pad, for fingers rather than bodies.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: mosh on March 09, 2009, 09:50:43 AM
I think it might be that Japanese finger box thing Mello posted on TSi...
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Drugmoth on March 09, 2009, 09:52:37 AM
Tricky: Would you let me give you the best oral of your life and then just leave?  Cuz I'm really good.

I don't know. Bagman might get kind of jealous. Take that as you will.

Tricks, I'll send you finger twister to get them started

What's finger twister?

OH! SNAP!
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: mosh on March 11, 2009, 09:13:16 AM
Where is bagman?

Its been a whole day without his postings...
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Post by: taiko on March 11, 2009, 10:00:25 AM
Where is bagman?

He went to Houston, and probably doesn't trust surfing LG @ his hotel.
Although it'd be harder to track his antics back to him there than anywhere else.

Unless...  maybe he doesn't have a portable computer!
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Zoomie on March 11, 2009, 01:50:35 PM
No way he works for a lawfirm and doesn't have a portable. EVERYTHING is boilerplated and done digitally these days.
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Post by: underclass on March 11, 2009, 08:17:32 PM
maybe he self-glued the lid shut. That happens
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Post by: Zoomie on March 11, 2009, 09:02:28 PM
I see what you did there. That was a "beating it to internet porn" joke. Nice.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: FAH-Q on March 11, 2009, 09:26:11 PM
I'm clearly a truly innocent dude. I was thinking, "model airplane glue?"
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: underclass on March 12, 2009, 01:51:09 AM
Look, sometimes I need to dumb it down a touch for the regulars here.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: tricky on March 12, 2009, 07:38:22 AM
Still wanna know what finger twister is.... I'm envisioning aN itty bitty Twister that you play with your fingers but that sounds way lame.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: taiko on March 12, 2009, 09:35:49 AM
Still wanna know what finger twister is.... I'm envisioning aN itty bitty Twister that you play with your fingers but that sounds way lame.

it could also be a youtube remake of one of C's favorite movies.  using fingers, instead of people.
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Post by: Doormouse on March 12, 2009, 12:46:00 PM
Like the Daft Punk remake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw)?
Or a Beat Street remake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcaslP9ODAk)?
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Post by: taiko on March 12, 2009, 08:08:49 PM
Yes, that's the right idea!
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: bagman on March 14, 2009, 10:10:11 PM
I was using a firm laptop. Bringing that firm laptop back and forth from the hotel, to the office and logging into the network. Even deleting cookies, cache, temp internet files, temp files, etc., blah there was no fucking way I was getting on the board (or porn). I was a straight arrow, all week.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: taiko on March 14, 2009, 11:46:14 PM
Get a secondary hard drive, and swap them out.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: underclass on March 25, 2009, 11:16:14 AM
what happened to danzig? did he go to portland again?
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Doormouse on March 25, 2009, 05:20:06 PM
We've been acting too immature for him recently.
Or maybe he and Kyle are having a secret party somewhere and we're the only ones not invited?
I tell you what: I'm off to find said party. I'll report back when I get there.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 03:50:11 AM
No, sometimes I just hibernate.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: bagman on March 28, 2009, 04:08:21 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Pride_2004_bears.jpg/800px-Pride_2004_bears.jpg)
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Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 04:15:20 AM
Yeah wasn't too hard for you to find that image considering you probably had 8 firefox tabs open to Bear sites anyways.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 01:08:03 AM
Dear n00b kiddies.  I am your Pharmacist.  I'm the only person here besides Vindictive89 with something interesting to say about drugs.  Thanks.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Doormouse on April 14, 2009, 01:53:32 AM
Drugmoth mans the front counter and samples the merchandise. Rev. Toad is the doctor.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 02:18:31 AM
Drugmoth mans the front counter and samples the merchandise. Rev. Toad is the doctor.

Hey now, we're just as educated as one another.  I just happen to sample the merch more often.
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Post by: ttfg on April 14, 2009, 02:20:00 AM
I did hurl though.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 02:21:35 AM
I would have guessed by your typing state.
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 14, 2009, 02:50:51 AM
Where the fuck IS Toad, anyway? And Kris? Anyone?
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 03:02:38 AM
No idea.  We had some good drug convos.
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Post by: Doormouse on April 14, 2009, 04:08:35 PM
I think someone at TSi said toad was in jail or something...
EDIT: Toad I mean.
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Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 11:35:27 PM
I think someone at TSi said toad was in jail or something...

I remember the same story.
Also, his phone number doesn't work anymore.
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Post by: Doormouse on April 15, 2009, 04:11:45 AM
Poor Toad. Prison's no sort of place to be. I should know. I live right next to one.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 05:09:36 AM
Well that's something I have up on him.....I've never been in prison/jail and I can continue to be your pharmacist.
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Post by: Doormouse on April 15, 2009, 05:18:34 AM
I posted this in TSi, before, but nobody knew anything about it. Do you know, Danzig, which of the research chems toad had tried?
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 05:29:31 AM
You know, he told me, but my brain is full of Olney's lesions so I can't even remember what I ate for breakfast.
Title: Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!
Post by: Doormouse on April 15, 2009, 05:31:24 AM
I'm interested in DiPT but I can't remember if he'd tried it. Anyway that stuff is $200/gram the only place I can get it and I'm not a millionaire.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 05:34:53 AM
Yeah, I would have tried more if I had the money or if I had the time when I had the money.  Before Operation Web Tryp, I was buying pure DXM online all the time.  Other than that I've only gotten the occasional legal plants such as Salvia and Kratom.
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Post by: Doormouse on April 15, 2009, 05:39:12 AM
I picked up some Sinicuichi seeds just before Xmas. I guess I'll grow them this summer see what I can make of it. I feel like that's the closest I'm going to get to DiPT without forking over tons of money. The idea of purely audio hallucination kind of excites me.

I've read that they did experiments with this stuff on deaf-from-birth people and instead of hearing things for the first time the drug instead triggered other senses like sight and touch. Pretty weird. Then they tried it on people who had become deaf over time and it did allow those people to imagine they heard things. So I guess this means if you're born with sight and then you go blind, normal visual hallucinogens will allow you to still see stuff. If I ever go blind I'm going to spend the majority of my time high as hell.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 05:43:09 AM
Personally I would love to grow some poppies just to have a nice little opium sludge to smoke once in a while.  Can't do that around here though, too many people.
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Post by: Doormouse on April 15, 2009, 05:10:48 PM
You should look into it, man. P. Soniferum is legal provided you grow it ornamentally in some New England states. Unless you're an idiot about it you can probably get away with it. I was actually considering the same thing. I've never tried opium.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 05:12:20 PM
Neither have I.  There is a nice yard back here I could plant some but most likely they would get mowed or the old ladies that live here would pick them.
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Post by: taiko on April 15, 2009, 06:49:14 PM
Neither have I.  There is a nice yard back here I could plant some but most likely they would get mowed or the old ladies that live here would pick them.

You're into that kind of shit, right?  Old ladies, stoned as fuck?
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Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 06:51:24 PM
Neither have I.  There is a nice yard back here I could plant some but most likely they would get mowed or the old ladies that live here would pick them.

You're into that kind of shit, right?  Old ladies, stoned as fuck?

It's going to take more than weed to get an old lady to eat Drugmoth's corndog.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 06:53:04 PM
HAHAHAHA OMG I'm picturing some octagenarian in that depressing tenement Dyl lives in, stoned out of her mind, looking for Doritos at 2am in a housecoat and slippers...

HAHAHAHA I might pee myself...
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 16, 2009, 04:19:25 AM
If her vagina is filled with sand and cobwebs then that's too old for me.
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Post by: mosh on April 18, 2009, 02:24:20 AM
Ron Jeremy did a porn called 85 & still fucking.

Never too old.