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Title: Dude, I can SHRED some serious ass, however .....
Post by: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 06:35:04 AM: Both on a guitar, a bass, and on tricky, but, check this out ....

WORLD RECORD GUITAR SPEED 2008 - Guinness World Records (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BynUZOJc8QI&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq)
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Post by: underclass on April 18, 2009, 06:51:52 AM: that's super cool
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Post by: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 07:19:57 AM: Dude, I SHRED, HARDCORE .....
... however, admittedly, I'm not even a FRACTION of this dude's RAW speed

*sigh*
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Post by: mosh on April 18, 2009, 08:23:02 AM: Meh, an exercise in futulity.

I wanna hear a machine play a guitar, I'll listen to a casio.
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Post by: ttfg on April 18, 2009, 08:50:44 AM: The Guinness speed records are done with a standard piece of music, play it over and over and you will get fast, maybe not freakish fast, but fast enough to youtube it.
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Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 09:49:12 PM: Good point ...
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Post by: Doormouse on April 23, 2009, 05:04:54 AM: This isn't really related but I don't want to start a new thread. Anybody listed to Gustavo Dal Farra? I think his stuff is top notch.

Gustavo Dal Farra JAMS IN SPAINS STREETS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A7KGTw4_WI#lq-lq2-hq)
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 26, 2009, 10:31:24 AM: Wow, he's great. Love that sound.
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Post by: Thrash on April 26, 2009, 02:18:20 PM: Rock on ...
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Post by: underclass on June 07, 2009, 09:37:02 AM: Rachmaninoff, Piano Concerto No. 3 - Mov 1 (1/2) - Martha Argerich (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzeXtWjwhNM#lq-lq2-hq)
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Post by: underclass on June 07, 2009, 09:40:02 AM: Rachmaninoff, Piano Concerto No. 3 - Mov 1 (2/2) - Martha Argerich (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJOEuJzsApU&feature=related#lq-hq)
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Post by: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 03:55:59 AM: My friend Darek (in Ct) is the BEST pianist I've ever seen; she's shit compared to him ...
(I give her mad props though, it's a hard [and awesome] piece; he's just, uhm, AWESOME!)
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Post by: The Geek on June 09, 2009, 10:32:10 AM: Rachmaninoff is no joke!

That guy can play pretty fucking fast. At first I thought... meh. No big, but once it kept going 280... 300.... 320, that's pretty impressive on a guitar.
What's impressive to me is not his left hand, but his right. To keep it going at that speed and so controlled is amazing. The Left hand is a bit easier since it's moving around and the basic fingering of the flight of the bumble bee is 3-2-1 move up some. The guitar also has frets which makes it easier to train the muscle to remember where to go.
But that right hand... holy shit!

And for your viewing pleasure...

Rachmaninov had big Hands (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifKKlhYF53w#lq-lq2-hq)
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 09, 2009, 11:03:27 AM: The Human iPod! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nIcPTm0dmo&feature=related#noexternalembed-lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
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Post by: The Geek on June 09, 2009, 12:48:58 PM: Ive seen him before! Pretty neat

Here's another:

A Musical Savant Shows Talent (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oZaCrkCxu8&feature=fvw#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)

The mom kind of scares me, though...
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 09, 2009, 12:52:08 PM: I'd like to play it... as a TAN-GO!
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Post by: The Geek on June 09, 2009, 01:20:53 PM: Sneaky!
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Post by: Nitya on June 09, 2009, 03:45:53 PM: Aww... but he's so cute.
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Post by: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 06:59:55 PM: Quote from: The Geek on June 09, 2009, 10:32:10 AM
Rachmaninoff is no joke!

That guy can play pretty fucking fast. At first I thought... meh. No big, but once it kept going 280... 300.... 320, that's pretty impressive on a guitar.
What's impressive to me is not his left hand, but his right. To keep it going at that speed and so controlled is amazing. The Left hand is a bit easier since it's moving around and the basic fingering of the flight of the bumble bee is 3-2-1 move up some. The guitar also has frets which makes it easier to train the muscle to remember where to go.
But that right hand... holy shit!
Oh, I know ...
Again, I can rip ass, but I can't touch that ...

Quote from: The Geek on June 09, 2009, 10:32:10 AM
And for your viewing pleasure...
Rachmaninov had big Hands (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifKKlhYF53w#lq-lq2-hq)

This was just fucking great!
Thanks for that share; it made my day!
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 09, 2009, 07:16:04 PM: Quote from: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 06:59:55 PM
Again, I can rip ass, but I can't touch that ...

Just to reiterate: Dave is totally humble. And awesome.
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Post by: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 07:17:37 PM: No, but I've practiced for YEARS ...
I'm saying I can't even come CLOSE ...

More vids from/of him:
38 BPS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5zjmlBxaWk#lq-lq2-hq)

Tiago della vega (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPf1IE33i2s&feature=related#lq-hq)

AND - -=370BPM, LIVE IN TOKYO=-
Della Vega - 370bpm Live in Tokio - TV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKdJ0FRqjk0&feature=related#lq-hq)
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Post by: underclass on June 09, 2009, 10:55:19 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on June 09, 2009, 07:16:04 PM
Quote from: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 06:59:55 PM
Again, I can rip ass, but I can't touch that ...

Just to reiterate: Dave is totally humble. And awesome.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 10, 2009, 09:48:40 AM: Quote from: The Geek on June 09, 2009, 10:32:10 AM
That guy can play pretty fucking fast. At first I thought... meh. No big, but once it kept going 280... 300.... 320, that's pretty impressive on a guitar.
What's impressive to me is not his left hand, but his right. To keep it going at that speed and so controlled is amazing. The Left hand is a bit easier since it's moving around and the basic fingering of the flight of the bumble bee is 3-2-1 move up some. The guitar also has frets which makes it easier to train the muscle to remember where to go.
But that right hand... holy shit!

Just imagine what else he could do with that right hand ladies! Ever hear of that song "Flicking the Magic Bean"?
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Post by: hip on June 10, 2009, 10:13:47 AM: flicking = bad
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Post by: underclass on June 10, 2009, 10:18:51 AM: I know all those Japanese celebrities. They're a bunch of idiots.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 10, 2009, 10:28:17 AM: Quote from: hip on June 10, 2009, 10:13:47 AM
flicking = bad

What about "Gently Rubbing the Magic Bean, Starting Out Slowly and Steadily Increasing Speed until the Rubbing Gets Really Really Fast"?
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Post by: hip on June 10, 2009, 10:41:33 AM: you know that's the stuff.

are those the lyrics? very romantic.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 10, 2009, 10:46:37 AM: Yeah, that's pretty much the whole song. I hear that dude's really good at it.
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Post by: hip on June 10, 2009, 11:05:32 AM: that's nice and straight of him to sing about clitoris stuff.

has he written any snowballing anthems? probably not, if he's straight.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 10, 2009, 12:12:50 PM: No way dude, gay is the new straight!
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Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 12:27:52 PM: Quote from: underclass on June 10, 2009, 10:18:51 AM
I know all those Japanese celebrities. They're a bunch of idiots.

What were they saying to him, to which he could only answer "yes"?

Also, I have this guitar:
Tiago della vega 18 years - acoustic guitar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMy0G9a-lMA&NR=1#lq-lq2-hq)
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Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 02:10:53 PM: Isn't that an Ovation?
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Post by: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 03:05:05 AM: Yes, it's one of my pride and joys ....
heh ....
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Post by: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 05:43:58 PM: I just bought this one just about an hour or so ago ...
(http://images.guitarcenter.com/products/optionlarge/Ibanez/275962jpg.jpg)

I walked in, saw it, and another Ibanez I almost bought as well, plugged it, rocked it, loved it, and bought it ...
Maybe I'll make a shredding vid for you ...
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 13, 2009, 06:38:30 PM: I think I wanna find a nice acoustic (or maybe semi-acoustic) bass to buy. Maybe five string? Any reason why this is a bad idea? Or any recommendations, anyone?
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 14, 2009, 12:30:49 AM: I had an Ibanez 7 string that was fucking perfect off the showroom floor. The action was just right and not a goddamn fret on the motherfucker buzzed. The thing was 900 bucks with the hard case and I bought it with a check from my e-trade account that never cleared. I went to the music store and they insisted that it was paid for, so somehow I got a free 900 dollar guitar that needed no adjustments.

After a few years I got kinda tired of playing chunka-chunk-chunk chunka-chunk-chunk by myself and traded it in for a 250 dollar amp.

I'm still kicking myself over that. Impulsiveness sucks ass.
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Post by: Joygasm on June 14, 2009, 12:46:04 AM: Quote from: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 03:05:05 AM
Yes, it's one of my pride and joys ....
heh ....

Ovation makes some sweet ass guitars. I have a gorgeous Samick- Greg Bennett acoustic in pearl white.

Quote from: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 05:43:58 PM
I just bought this one just about an hour or so ago ...
(http://images.guitarcenter.com/products/optionlarge/Ibanez/275962jpg.jpg)

I walked in, saw it, and another Ibanez I almost bought as well, plugged it, rocked it, loved it, and bought it ...
Maybe I'll make a shredding vid for you ...

Nice Ibanez! I almost bought one but I went for the B.C Rich.. I have a Warlock in black with the beast headstock..
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Post by: Thrash on June 14, 2009, 03:18:30 AM: I'm not a BC Rich fan; over YEARS I've been "hit-or-miss" on them ....
They are either really good, or suck balls ....

For a "cheap" ($179.99" backup guitar), it ROCKS ....
I used it "live" tonight, and shreded ass, and I don't regret buying it ...

It's one of the best deals I've EVER seen/played for a "back up" ....
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Post by: Thrash on June 14, 2009, 03:24:44 AM: Note here, I'm not gonna "edit" ....
I play a $1200 Ovation professionally for an acoustic, and a $900.00 Kramer ...
I also have TOP END Peavey EXP's ($500+ each) electrics, you can get the "base models" for #199.99" ....

I buy the best for what I'm doing, and I spend, as I do it for a living ...
My $199.99 Peavey EXP is a STAR in my show ...
It's all about what sound(s) I want "on the fly" .....

I LOVE my new Ibaneezs; for under $300, it's pretty versatile ....
I'm gonna buy the other one as well ....
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Post by: ttfg on June 14, 2009, 01:49:12 PM: Thrash is a gear slut.
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Post by: Thrash on June 14, 2009, 02:56:48 PM: Thing is, I HAVE to be ....
... (to a point)
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Post by: ttfg on June 14, 2009, 11:19:04 PM: Well, that's okay then.
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Post by: Thrash on June 15, 2009, 01:07:33 AM: Yeah, I actually make $$ at it, so I can spend the $$ for it ...
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Post by: Thrash on June 21, 2009, 03:27:14 PM: Quote from: Thrash on June 14, 2009, 03:24:44 AM
Note here, I'm not gonna "edit" ....
I play a $1200 Ovation professionally for an acoustic, and a $900.00 Kramer ...
I also have TOP END Peavey EXP's ($500+ each) electrics, you can get the "base models" for #199.99" ....

I buy the best for what I'm doing, and I spend, as I do it for a living ...
My $199.99 Peavey EXP is a STAR in my show ...
It's all about what sound(s) I want "on the fly" .....

I LOVE my new Ibaneezs; for under $300, it's pretty versatile ....
I'm gonna buy the other one as well ....

I can't believe I wrote all that and forgot to mention that I have a "base model" Peavey Predator EXP ...
Otherwise, that post makes little sense ...
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Post by: The Geek on June 22, 2009, 10:52:39 AM: I tried playing guitar last summer, but the muscles in my hands won't form to the fingerboard.

So I got an autoharp instead
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Post by: Zoomie on June 22, 2009, 09:39:12 PM: Meh. Anyone can collect guitars. I collect pianos.

It's a bitch packing a Lester out for a gig...
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 22, 2009, 11:43:24 PM: I collect vengeful thoughts.
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Post by: Thrash on June 23, 2009, 11:38:17 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on June 22, 2009, 09:39:12 PM
Meh. Anyone can collect guitars. I collect pianos.

It's a bitch packing a Lester out for a gig...

Everyone plays; few play!