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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: tricky on April 19, 2009, 02:53:52 PM
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Please note that it is nearly impossible to pull the wool over my eyes. I will catch you in your lies, every single time, so don't even try to pull that shit.
This actually has nothing to do with anyone on LG, this is more like a general I feel like bitching thing. People who lie to me are usually too dumb to realize that I will figure out their lie, then they will suffer.
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sometimes you're kind of fucking scary.
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You may not feel the suffering immediately, you may think that I don't even know that you lied, but I know. And you will suffer one day. In a very slow and painful way.
(Not psycho, but the liar)
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Rollins Band: Liar (video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBjtghitGOM#lq-lq2-hq)
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Thanks for posting that Si.
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If there be found those few humans whom still contain the spark of life you must act quickly to end their suffering.
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Lying is easy when you tell the truth.
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I tell the truth, I find lying to be difficult so I don't get that, HJ.
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It was about false accusations.
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Please note that it is nearly impossible to pull the wool over my eyes. I will catch you in your lies, every single time, so don't even try to pull that shit.
This actually has nothing to do with anyone on LG, this is more like a general I feel like bitching thing. People who lie to me are usually too dumb to realize that I will figure out their lie, then they will suffer.
Hi Tricky, I can't wait to spend a week with you in November when you're jet lagged and in an alien society that represses women!
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man, sounds like good times.
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did I mention that we're going to Hiroshima. Possibly the city with the biggest beef against Americans since Tehran?
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did I mention that we're going to Hiroshima. Possibly the city with the biggest beef against Americans since Tehran?
You told me things would be just fine!!
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Just wear your Canadian cap at all times and everything will be OK....
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I'm going to wear my Steve Irwin khaki.
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Ok, I'll come clean - tricky did not really punch anyone or yell nigger.
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Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned (http://www.farid-hajji.net/books/en/Congreve_William/mb-index.html)
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I'm going to wear my Steve Irwin khaki.
Krikey! That's a ripper of a bomb crater, eh?
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hahahahahaha
FYI - Crikey
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OK Mr spelling nazi.
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Was just point it out so avoid anybody else.... nm.
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I'm on that initial peak buzz so it's actually hard for me to care.
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Ok, I'll come clean - tricky did not really punch anyone or yell nigger.
WHAT?!
This revelation is very disappointing.
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No, I was wearing my clan outfit and the guy called me racist. I then set him on fire. That's what really happened.
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HAWT.
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Ok so this is the reason why I started this thread.
I met a guy at a party. We talked blah blah. I found him on a website that we are both members of and said hi. He ends up asking me out. We go out, it was fun, I thought he was cool and nice. He asked me if I wanted to hang out again, I said sure. Over the next week we exchange a bunch of messages (him sending more than me, following up more than I did), and we make plans for Friday. I tell him I want him to come over to my apartment and watch zombie movies with me, because on the first date he said he'd be into doing that sometime. I wasn't trying to get him to my house so I could get into his pants necessarily. I was just excited about watching zombie movies with someone. So he says "I don't think we are there yet." He says he can't meet me at 6:30 (original time we made plans), he has to meet me at 8. So I ask him to dinner instead of hanging at my apartment and I suggest a place. He says it's too expensive (an entree is like $15-20). I suggest another place thats cheaper. He responds and says he wants Japanese food. I find a Japanese restaurant to go to. He finally agrees (even though you can't really get a meal at a Japanese restaurant for less than $15??). At 6:30 he calls and says he can't make it because he's at his family's house and he can't get here in time. He says do you want to go out tomorrow? I say ok, maybe in the afternoon because I have plans at night. I tell him to call me at 2pm on Saturday. 2 pm comes around, no contact. 6:30pm, he texts me and says he "kind of just woke up". Do I want to still go out? I say I am busy this weekend but maybe later in the week, but he has to plan everything next time. He says "fair enough". He also texts something about how he hopes I don't hate him, that he's not a jerk all the time but he is a flake.
Come to find out, I see on a mutual (female) acquaintances website that the guy went out with her and a couple other girls to a club on Friday and totally ditched me. How awesome!
Why don't you just say, "I think we are better as friends and not girlfriend and boyfriend." Then say, "I love hanging out with you, but I don't think we should take the sexual relationship any further." THEN you make plans to hang out a week later and you flake out. Then you re-make plans and flake out again. The open-ended break-up is always the best. Because you don't look like a jerk, you just look like a flakey friend. DIg?!
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How lame.
How extremely, extremely lame.
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Oh, I don't know. If I thought I had a chance with scoring with three girls vs. a chance at scoring with one girl I'd probably ditch the loner too.
Sorry tricky, no contest.
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I guess quality over quantity is lost to some people. haha
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Why wait for steak when there's a hamburger in front of you?
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Wait wait, you were going to take Sasha's advice???
I mean, it was good for Kyle who regularly gets his ween caught in his zipper. But you display more sense. When Mosh gets in country, you and krsna should come to Jax. We'll teach you to think like a man. Then you can avoid all this shit by being one of us.
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No no, I wasn't planning on following Sasha's advice... I'm saying that guy sort of used that trick on me. I mean there was aobviously no break up (since it was soo not even serious, just a one time date), but I mean in the flaking out shit. By his making plans, flaking, asking if I want to go out another time, etc., it relates to Sashas post. So he doesn't look like an asshole in his mind, he just looks like a flake. As if I'm so dumb that I don't get it.
Zoomie I'd love to get schooled in the ways of men. Teach me oh wise one.
Honestly, I hope he asks me out again, so I can pull the shit he did to me, to him. But I'm not holding my breath on that one. One day I just want to know the sweet taste of revenge... *sigh*
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It's easy. Aim high, accept low, be ready to fuck anyone at any time and objectify every woman except the one you love (but you can still call her a bitch to your friends).
Outside of that, you make it up as you go along. And always buy shit you don't need. Lots of it.
It's so great being a guy.
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Man, you pretty much nailed it.
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It's easy. Aim high, accept low, be ready to fuck anyone at any time and objectify every woman except the one you love (but you can still call her a bitch to your friends).
Outside of that, you make it up as you go along. And always buy shit you don't need. Lots of it.
It's so great being a guy.
Sounds like I'm already a guy...
(Except for the fucking anyone at any time.)
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It's easy. Aim high, accept low, be ready to fuck anyone at any time and objectify every woman except the one you love (but you can still call her a bitch to your friends).
Outside of that, you make it up as you go along. And always buy shit you don't need. Lots of it.
It's so great being a guy.
Sounds like I'm already a guy...
(Except for the fucking anyone at any time.)
You don't have to be a guy to have that describe you. You can just be drunk or nineteen.
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I'm a drunk nineteen year old boy. woooo!
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Yeah mentally so am I.
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Agreed, however, I'd just say "I can't make it." and be done with it ...
After the 4-some, I'd call you ...
Hi, I'm Dave, I'm a MALE, and I'm scum!
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I think I just became a woman.
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I think I just became a woman.
Please don't IM me anymore.
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I think I just became a woman.
Please don't IM me anymore.
Ok.
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Fwahahaha
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I'm going to offer nothing to this conversation that I've not already said.
However!
Why wait for steak when there's a hamburger in front of you?
This is why Krsna is the one to listen to when it comes to this kind of advice.
He knows what the game is like, and he's devious.
Luckily, he doesn't despise you.
PS:
Wait wait, you were going to take Sasha's advice???
This is why Zoomie is NOT the one to listen to when it comes to this kind of advice.
He has forgotten what the game is like, and he can't follow simple conversational cues.
Sadly, he doesn't despise you.
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Well, anyways I plan to get really wasted tonight.
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Oh, if you get wasted make sure to skype call me
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Well, anyways I plan to get really wasted tonight.
Hide your phone from yourself.
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Good idea...
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I'm going to abuse pain killers!
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It's easy. Aim high, accept low, be ready to fuck anyone at any time and objectify every woman except the one you love (but you can still call her a bitch to your friends).
Outside of that, you make it up as you go along. And always buy shit you don't need. Lots of it.
It's so great being a guy.
Sounds like I'm already a guy...
Post pix of your penis!
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It's easy. Aim high, accept low, be ready to fuck anyone at any time and objectify every woman except the one you love (but you can still call her a bitch to your friends).
Outside of that, you make it up as you go along. And always buy shit you don't need. Lots of it.
It's so great being a guy.
Sounds like I'm already a guy...
Post pix of your penis!
Tricky doesn't have the "I'm trying to hold my enormous penis between my legs so no one knows I'm a dude" stride, so you'd probably be disappointed with the size.
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I could post pics of my fake pee pee.
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How about real pictures of your pee?
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No.
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Come on, just pee in a glass and take a picture.
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Ew. No.
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Wait wait, you were going to take Sasha's advice???
I mean, it was good for Kyle who regularly gets his ween caught in his zipper. But you display more sense. When Mosh gets in country, you and krsna should come to Jax. We'll teach you to think like a man. Then you can avoid all this shit by being one of us.
I suppose I'm in charge of what is and isnt a knife training and the finer points of throwing shrimp on barbies?
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Well, since you tossed it out there...
Heh. I said tossed it out there. Heh.
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Ew. No.
You'll come around, my sweet little waif. *Pats head*
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Zoom, you're going to be in Jax in October?
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The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
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Dude, there's a fight club there?!?!
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Remember Plan B?
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i want to come to this fight club, only if there are whimpy girls like myself in it.
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Remember Plan B?
Yeah man, I'm sorry to hear it has to be enacted.
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Asshole.
The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
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Sorry I haven't been around everyone. I was busy banging the shit out of these three girls I met at a club the other night. They were with some douche bag that said he knows Tricky. Did I miss anything?
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Tricky hates men.
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no, she hates boys.
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Difference ?
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Sorry I haven't been around everyone. I was busy banging the shit out of these three girls I met at a club the other night. They were with some douche bag that said he knows Tricky. Did I miss anything?
I'm glad someone got some action on Friday!
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Difference ?
boys do things that are offensive to the female of the species. men do not!
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Remember Plan B?
Whatever you do, just don't end up being called Robert Paulson.
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The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
DAMMIT!!!
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My bad, sir.
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Sorry I haven't been around everyone. I was busy banging the shit out of these three girls I met at a club the other night. They were with some douche bag that said he knows Tricky. Did I miss anything?
I'm glad someone got some action on Friday!
The seat of your pants got plenty!
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I... don't... get it.
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He refers to cumstains.
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Oh. Ok. That was not on Friday night and that was actually a dress.
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So it was kinda like Selma Blair in "The Sweetest Thing"
Was it leopard print and were you embarrassed to take it to the dry cleaner because he knew your mother?
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i'm embarrassed to say i watched that last week
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No. I doubt the dry cleaner even noticed.
SEMEN ON MY DRESS I GOT SEMEN ON MY DRESS IM THE ONLY PERSON THATS EVER HAPPENED TO!
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The Sweetest Thing - Video 6 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2789635720936921170)
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A blonde walks into a dry cleaners and mumbles something.
Man behind the counter says, "Come again?"
The blonde giggles and says, "No, just mayo this time."
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Ha ha! Funny!
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Difference ?
boys do things that are offensive to the female of the species. men do not!
Where do we lads fit in to your scheme?
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It's easy. Aim high, accept low, be ready to fuck anyone at any time and objectify every woman except the one you love (but you can still call her a bitch to your friends).
Outside of that, you make it up as you go along. And always buy shit you don't need. Lots of it.
It's so great being a guy.
Dear Zoomie,
How do you tell a guy that you met a week ago, who you have now gone on three dates with (he did all the asking out on dates), who asks you to hang out on Sunday, that you no longer want to hang out in that way? On our most recent date, he smelled like he hadn't showered in 3-4 days, his clothes smelled badly like he hadn't washed them in a while (and I think there was some dried up food crap on the collar??). Every time we go out he doesn't tip in a way that is socially acceptable, and he is rude to bartenders/ cab drivers. Seems to have little regard for other people's property. Otherwise, he has an awesome job, is creative and kinda funny. Also walks weird... also seems to be WAAAYYYY too into me.
If a man were dating a woman like this, what would the man do? And hell no I will not fuck him, he stinks. Literally.
Love,
tricky
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I would have kicked her in the snapper, and thrown her in the river.
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Take her to the river. Drop her in the water.
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Dear Zoomie,
How do you tell a guy that you met a week ago, who you have now gone on three dates with (he did all the asking out on dates), who asks you to hang out on Sunday, that you no longer want to hang out in that way? On our most recent date, he smelled like he hadn't showered in 3-4 days, his clothes smelled badly like he hadn't washed them in a while (and I think there was some dried up food crap on the collar??). Every time we go out he doesn't tip in a way that is socially acceptable, and he is rude to bartenders/ cab drivers. Seems to have little regard for other people's property. Otherwise, he has an awesome job, is creative and kinda funny. Also walks weird... also seems to be WAAAYYYY too into me.
If a man were dating a woman like this, what would the man do? And hell no I will not fuck him, he stinks. Literally.
Love,
tricky
Dear tricky,
Be honest without being cruel. Something like "I'm not really interested in a relationship and you're just not what I'm looking for in an occasional fuck buddy". If he presses you for specifics, tell him he's rude to service people and he tips like an Australian tour group and you don't find that acceptable. If he doesn't get it, tell him that his clothes smell like a busload of Koreans broken down in the desert and his body odor reminds you of a cross between a spoiled gallon of milk and a high school wrestling team.
Failing that you may have to give either me or Balor 2000 clams to make this all go away. Actually, I'd do that first but I like being cruel.
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Dear Zoomie,
How do you tell a guy that you met a week ago, who you have now gone on three dates with (he did all the asking out on dates), who asks you to hang out on Sunday, that you no longer want to hang out in that way?
Tell him "Listen, I've had a good time in the last 2 weeks, but I don't think we should date anymore. I'm just not sure we're going to get along."
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tell him you have decided to enter a nunnery.
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Just hand him a bar of soap.
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Dear Sarah and Luke,
Go fuck each other she was asking me.
Love Zoomie.
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damm, you know something is wrong when he dont even tell you to fuck off.
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Hay, Luke, I got Zoomie's permission for us to fuck so let's go do that.
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Dear Zoomie.
Thanks
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Hay, Luke, I got Zoomie's permission for us to fuck so let's go do that.
Yeah, we better do what he says, or else he'll get REALLY mad.
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Yeah cuz I'll get out my spear and magic helmet...
(http://www.macuser.com/images/2006/11/elmerfudd.jpg)
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I think I'm going to need the magic helmet for this one.
We also have enough of her spawn children running around.
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Yeah that's what you need.
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damm, you know something is wrong when he dont even tell you to fuck off.
Or even when he suggests hetero sex...
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So, about a week ago, I sent this guy (the same one I refer to earlier in this thread, who canceled on me) a message on a social networking website that we are both on. In the message I more or less said, "I felt the need to send you a message and say something, such as, I think I got a little bit of a bruised ego over whatever... but in any event I hope we can be friends. I want to know that if run into each other that we can be friendly and it won't be weird."
And he doesn't even bother to respond. What an asshole. I wasn't even trying to ask him out again, I was just trying to make sure we are cool. If I do run into him at some point, it will not be pleasant and I'll likely feel really shitty. The reason I bothered to send him the message is we both go to some of the same events in NYC and I'm bound to see him at one of them sometime in the future. Well, fuck him.
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So, about a week ago, I sent this guy (the same one I refer to earlier in this thread, who canceled on me) a message on a social networking website that we are both on. In the message I more or less said, "I felt the need to send you a message and say something, such as, I think I got a little bit of a bruised ego over whatever... but in any event I hope we can be friends. I want to know that if run into each other that we can be friendly and it won't be weird."
And he doesn't even bother to respond. What an asshole. I wasn't even trying to ask him out again, I was just trying to make sure we are cool. If I do run into him at some point, it will not be pleasant and I'll likely feel really shitty. The reason I bothered to send him the message is we both go to some of the same events in NYC and I'm bound to see him at one of them sometime in the future. Well, fuck him.
(http://www.impawards.com/2009/posters/hes_just_not_that_into_you_ver2.jpg)
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(http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/images/captain-obvious.jpg)
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Yeah yeah no one cares. Including him.
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@ticky : I like the way you didnt pick one of the insulting ones.
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Zoomie did someone piss in your cheerios this morning?
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No I just wanted to be the old drunk guy of the day to get abused by you.
And you're ruining my dream.
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Cheerios are best with a little pee.
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So, about a week ago, I sent this guy (the same one I refer to earlier in this thread, who canceled on me) a message ... Well, fuck him.
Now is probably the WORST time to say "I told you so", right?
Someone give me some guidance, here.
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let it slide... there'll be much better opportunities in the future!
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Mosh are you offering?? :P
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HIT IT AND QUIT IT BROOK
GET SOME OF THAT AUSSIE LOVIN IN JAPAN
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HAWT
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AND ORESUM!!
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... People who lie to me are usually too dumb to realize that I will figure out their lie, then they will suffer.
I don't know if I'm getting better at sussing out the truth or people have actually increased lying to me. I think it's a combination.
I found out another lie today. I don't understand why people do it, why they need to try and make themselves look better. These aren't people with bad self esteem, at least I didn't think so.
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Guy that ditched me for 3 chicks responded to my message today. 2 weeks later. What a fucking weirdo.
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probably has nothing to do.
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You mean noone to do?
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maybe he does things, too.
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maybe he does things, too.
like watermelons?
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IT'S LIKE YOU'RE READING MY MIND.
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WINK
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or maybe those fleshlights.
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eeee i saw this guy tonight at a party. he's so cute. :( we talked for a long time. :( i have a mini-crush. i hate myself for liking people who are jerky to me.
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[insert good will hunting quote in response to eitje's post that's hilarious now but won't be that funny when I'm sober maybe here]
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MELONFICKEN!
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eeee i saw this guy tonight at a party. he's so cute. :( we talked for a long time. :( i have a mini-crush. i hate myself for liking people who are jerky to me.
Damn girl, I know what you mean.
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i wish i knew how to quit you.