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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: DEVIANT on April 21, 2009, 09:07:17 PM

Title: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: DEVIANT on April 21, 2009, 09:07:17 PM: is cutting them, and having one of them almost fall out :o

just happened.

a little scotch tape, and a couple little mermaid band aids, and I'm all good to go.

you know, a word of advice.

be careful when you go to stuff a nut back into a sliced scrote. those fuckers are even more sensitive outside the sack. Gentle, and unforceful is the key. And maybe some lube. I didn't have any lube nearby and was afraid my dog would snatch my dangly nut on the way to the bedroom for it
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: Libertine on April 21, 2009, 09:37:44 PM: What the fuck were you using garden shears?

If I'm trimming my shit I use the same small scissors one would normally use for trimming nose hairs.

I don't think you could cut out one of your balls unless you were intentionally stabbing and slicing like goddamn Edward Scissorhands.

Be more careful next time.
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 09:57:30 PM: I'm thinking cheese grater, or Cuisinart ...
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: psychopathetic on April 21, 2009, 10:03:25 PM: (http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0017wf8a)

You're gonna love my nuts!
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: DEVIANT on April 21, 2009, 10:19:36 PM: I shave 'em with a straight razor...

(http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/6667/straightrazor0098main.jpg)
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: FAH-Q on April 21, 2009, 10:25:05 PM: Har har love that schtick!
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 11:05:48 PM: (http://www.shavingstuff.com/images/foremen_contest.jpg)
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: Zoomie on April 21, 2009, 11:21:38 PM: Hey ya bald balled fuck. Where ya been? Slummin wit da hipsters?

And you have a son. What ya doing with lil mermaind bandies? Trying to get him fast tracked to the other side or what?
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: Libertine on April 21, 2009, 11:42:24 PM: Quote from: AssMaster on April 21, 2009, 10:19:36 PM
I shave 'em with a straight razor...

Sounds like a good way to learn how to sing an octave higher.
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 12:02:12 AM: (http://loaded-gun.com/avatars/Musicians/Queen.jpg)
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: DEVIANT on April 22, 2009, 12:03:06 AM: Quote from: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 12:02:12 AM
(http://loaded-gun.com/avatars/Musicians/Queen.jpg)

wanna feel how much my mustache tickles??? ???
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 12:04:51 AM: i'd ask you to just teabag me, however, you'd teabag my teabag when your nuts fell out of your slit-sac ...
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: Drugmoth on April 22, 2009, 12:14:14 AM: I'm leaving this thread now.
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: dorky on April 22, 2009, 03:11:52 AM: (http://www.nataliedee.com/111107/im-a-scientist-guys.jpg)

(http://www.nataliedee.com/112807/cut-you.jpg)
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 03:15:51 AM: When this pic actually materializes, considering it's your first post, I'm SO gonna slam you with ether COOL or ASSHOLE points ...
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: mosh on April 22, 2009, 05:03:30 AM: Quote from: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 03:15:51 AM
When this pic actually materializes, considering it's your first post, I'm SO gonna slam your ASSHOLE ...
Fixed
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: dorky on April 22, 2009, 06:28:51 AM: (http://www.blixstreet.com/RollAway300X300.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IGyjK_gAmew/SOuJOHqBhWI/AAAAAAAAAPs/YM1c_iJbRk0/s400/Rape-ScaryBlackDude.jpg)

(http://blog.earnmydegree.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mr_bill_the_scream_v2.jpg)
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: ttfg on April 22, 2009, 06:34:11 AM: I wonder how long that took.
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 12:18:34 PM: Ok, good ...
You all took care of it for me ...

Thanks ...
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: FAH-Q on April 22, 2009, 04:09:47 PM: Hahaha that Mr Bill/The Scream one is great!
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 04:53:07 PM: Mr Bill's always been good ...

Mr. Bill: Mr. Bill Learns Karate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiGCD2Z0w9s#lq-lq2-hq)

Mr. Bill Safety (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k78TVkbrHHM#lq-lq2-hq)

Mr. Bill for MasterCard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxMqDxtjw1U#lq-lq2-hq)

More here:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=mr+bill (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=mr+bill)
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: FAH-Q on April 22, 2009, 05:11:46 PM: Yeah, back in the day he was great. The Mastercard shit was lame though.
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 06:06:41 PM: I just linked to a few random findings ....
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: DEVIANT on April 22, 2009, 08:36:52 PM: ok, well I don't know about all those movies and shit....

.... but I know that bitches love a shaved sack. Case in point....

Last night I got my brains fucked out.

ok, so it was only a pretend chick, but at least he shaved his beard off this time...
Title: Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts
Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 03:44:15 PM: 'least yer honest .....
I guess I can spare -=1=- cool point for that ...