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General Category => For Sale => Topic started by: underclass on April 22, 2009, 12:49:25 AM

Title: liver
Post by: underclass on April 22, 2009, 12:49:25 AM

capable of repeated processing on high volumes of liquor. Well used but in good condition

Title: Re: liver
Post by: mosh on April 22, 2009, 12:52:49 AM

Will it fry up well?

Title: Re: liver
Post by: underclass on April 22, 2009, 12:55:33 AM

it's meant to be eaten raw with garlic and soy sauce

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 03:03:18 AM

Do I have to quote the "I'm not addicted" speech"?

Title: Re: liver
Post by: ttfg on April 22, 2009, 03:06:44 AM

To whom did the liver belong,  before you got your hands on it ?

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 03:16:34 AM

Oh, snap!
Good question ....

Title: Re: liver
Post by: DEVIANT on April 22, 2009, 11:40:41 AM

I've got $7.34


thats my offer

Title: Re: liver
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 22, 2009, 11:50:57 AM

If Nick is talking about his own liver here you over bid. That thing's got like three months left.

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 12:15:18 PM

Meh, it's better than mine then ....
$7.35 ...

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Drugmoth on April 22, 2009, 07:27:07 PM

That's enough money to buy me some robo.

Title: Re: liver
Post by: FAH-Q on April 22, 2009, 07:40:29 PM

Or some fava beans. Probably not a nice bottle of Chianti though.

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 22, 2009, 09:47:20 PM

My liver looked healthy when I had my gall bladder was cut out.  So there's at least one plus - I know I haven't detroyed it!

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Zoomie on April 22, 2009, 10:48:13 PM

It it firm and supple? Can I cut a slit in it and staple it to the sheets?

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Doormouse on April 24, 2009, 06:27:02 AM

Thank God, Si. I was about to cuss everyone out for being classless. Everyone knows you eat liver with Fava beans. Well, at least the kind of liver I imagine underclass is offering.

Title: Re: liver
Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 06:52:24 AM

I have my liver with baked beans.

I debase everything!

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Doormouse on April 24, 2009, 07:02:08 AM

baked beans with syrup?

Title: Re: liver
Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 07:22:02 AM

in ham sauce.

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 03:42:24 PM

IOW: His own blood ...

Title: Re: liver
Post by: daisymae on April 24, 2009, 06:51:15 PM

Quote from: Zoomie on April 22, 2009, 10:48:13 PM

It it firm and supple? Can I cut a slit in it and staple it to the sheets?

So it's pretty much pickled...sounds like a bargain, Zoomie...and it won't rot for quite awhile.

Not that you would stop fucking it just for that.

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:55:16 PM

Am I still highest bidder; we need it for this thread:
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=464.30 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=464.30)

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Zoomie on April 24, 2009, 09:13:30 PM

I can get liver at any market. But I want a liver from a a pretty.

Yes, I mean like Tia Tequila. Or a sheep.

Title: Re: liver
Post by: underclass on June 10, 2009, 10:53:56 PM

What will you exchange for this sheeps liver?

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Zoomie on June 11, 2009, 09:34:48 PM

Nine hours of "Waiting For God" on VHS.

And a reproduction Partridge Family lunchbox.

Title: Re: liver
Post by: underclass on June 12, 2009, 01:21:58 AM

done! I like Waiting For God.

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Zoomie on June 12, 2009, 04:22:54 PM

How many wines when you posted that Nick?

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Thrash on June 12, 2009, 05:40:53 PM

Wait, is it sold yet?

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Joygasm on June 13, 2009, 01:31:36 AM

I'm not sure but I think Nick really wants the lunchbox..

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 03:02:04 AM

Maybe we can work something out ....
Nick?!?!

Title: Re: liver
Post by: mosh on June 13, 2009, 11:14:45 PM

I'm waiting for Nick to wake up in a bathtub of ice in Tokyo coz Dave has claimed his liver. There'll be $7.35 sitting on the vanity unit.

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Thrash on June 14, 2009, 01:26:56 AM

You know me too well, man ....
TOO WELL!

Title: Re: liver
Post by: underclass on June 14, 2009, 09:15:46 PM

Except I'm totally safe from Dave while in Tokyo.

Title: Re: liver
Post by: mosh on June 14, 2009, 09:26:34 PM

I realised there was a flaw in my hypothesis.

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Thrash on June 15, 2009, 01:01:50 AM

There's enough random people in Tokyo ....

Title: Re: liver
Post by: mosh on June 15, 2009, 08:17:43 AM

But their livers are not up for grabs.

Title: Re: liver
Post by: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 03:19:28 AM

Everyone's is ...
... with chloroform!