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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: (_)_)===D on April 23, 2009, 11:56:13 AM

Title: Vaginas
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 23, 2009, 11:56:13 AM
You know, if God didn't give you women vaginas an awful lot of you would be being herded onto cattle cars.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: ttfg on April 23, 2009, 11:57:43 AM
Still sounds like a good idea.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: psychopathetic on April 23, 2009, 12:21:41 PM
what would we have been given in place of vaginas? penises? then we'd just be pretty looking men and you'd all be a bunch of very confused closeted homos.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 23, 2009, 12:40:41 PM
Thanks for illustrating my point.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 23, 2009, 01:07:25 PM
Here's a site dedicated to the vagina: http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com (http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com)
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: tricky on April 23, 2009, 01:49:23 PM
Quote from: krapsna on April 23, 2009, 11:56:13 AM
You know, if God didn't give you women vaginas an awful lot of you would be being herded onto cattle cars.

I don't believe in a god. Therefore god didn't give me a vagina. Evolution gave me a vagina. GET IT RIGHT!!!

If it weren't for cock, men would be utterly useless.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: ttfg on April 23, 2009, 01:53:52 PM
hmm, you going to open those jars with your ass ?

~now wheres the thread....
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: tricky on April 23, 2009, 01:59:48 PM
No, I can open jars.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: ttfg on April 23, 2009, 02:06:41 PM
Sorry, I will never again get in the way of an "I hate men" thing. I have learnt my lesson. ( boys, men, whatever.)
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 23, 2009, 02:24:45 PM
Quote from: tricky on April 23, 2009, 01:49:23 PM
Quote from: krapsna on April 23, 2009, 11:56:13 AM
You know, if God didn't give you women vaginas an awful lot of you would be being herded onto cattle cars.

I don't believe in a god. Therefore god didn't give me a vagina. Evolution gave me a vagina. GET IT RIGHT!!!

If it weren't for cock, men would be utterly useless.

Yeah, without us there wouldn't be any buildings to repair, fires to fight, meat to cook, or wheels to turn.

But then again, without pussy being around, there wouldn't be any of those things either.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: hip on April 23, 2009, 03:25:28 PM
i thought this would be like a "calling all cars!" sort of thread. i was here to report in.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:25:02 PM
Ass the other vagina...
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: tricky on April 23, 2009, 04:38:39 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:25:02 PM
Ass the other vagina...

You are the female version of Thrash arern't you?
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:57:41 PM
Quote from: tricky on April 23, 2009, 04:38:39 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:25:02 PM
Ass the other vagina...

You are the female version of Thrash arern't you?

You're not the first person to ask that...

So..

Maybe I am?...

We'll see when I get my ass down there. Then he can tell you if I am or not.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Zoomie on April 23, 2009, 06:58:52 PM
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/Zoomie/women-vagina-demotivational-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 23, 2009, 07:24:26 PM
Damn straight.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: psychopathetic on April 23, 2009, 07:29:11 PM
lukewarm hole? there is something wrong with the ladies you've been sticking it to.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Zoomie on April 23, 2009, 07:35:54 PM
YA THINK???
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 04:47:00 AM
Quote from: tricky on April 23, 2009, 01:49:23 PM
Quote from: krapsna on April 23, 2009, 11:56:13 AM
You know, if God didn't give you women vaginas an awful lot of you would be being herded onto cattle cars.

I don't believe in a god. Therefore god didn't give me a vagina. Evolution gave me a vagina. GET IT RIGHT!!!

If it weren't for cock, men would be utterly useless.

A WITCH!

BURN HER!
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Doormouse on April 24, 2009, 07:08:22 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 23, 2009, 06:58:52 PM
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/Zoomie/women-vagina-demotivational-poster.jpg)
I prefer my women not to be Luke-warm. Luke can stay away. I'll warm them up myself, grazie.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Zoomie on April 24, 2009, 07:10:42 AM
Eh. Luke has no hope of pulling bitches with tits like that anyway.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 07:21:20 AM
Not unless he goes Ted Bundy on them.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: underclass on April 24, 2009, 11:22:10 AM
or moves to Japan



FUCKING HINT
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: tricky on April 24, 2009, 01:19:50 PM
First bagman, now Luke, who is next on Nick's list to get all LG-ers to move to Asia?
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 24, 2009, 01:31:24 PM
Me! Me!
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 04:39:42 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:57:41 PM
Quote from: tricky on April 23, 2009, 04:38:39 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:25:02 PM
Ass the other vagina...

You are the female version of Thrash arern't you?

You're not the first person to ask that...

So..

Maybe I am?...

We'll see when I get my ass down there. Then he can tell you if I am or not.

Well, since there's no Brooke in the picture; bring it, cunt!
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Drugmoth on April 24, 2009, 05:57:55 PM
Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on April 23, 2009, 07:29:11 PM
lukewarm hole? there is something wrong with the ladies you've been sticking it to.

I've been almost scalded on occasion.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:00:22 PM
That's 'cause they dried up on you, man ...
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Joygasm on April 24, 2009, 06:06:35 PM
Quote from: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 04:39:42 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:57:41 PM
Quote from: tricky on April 23, 2009, 04:38:39 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:25:02 PM
Ass the other vagina...

You are the female version of Thrash arern't you?

You're not the first person to ask that...

So..

Maybe I am?...

We'll see when I get my ass down there. Then he can tell you if I am or not.

Well, since there's no Brooke in the picture; bring it, cunt!

No Brooke? Wow, I have been gone long. And look at you with that foreplay, sexy sexy ...
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:15:02 PM
Less tallkie, more bookie for suckie-assfuckie!
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: daisymae on April 24, 2009, 06:39:29 PM
Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on April 23, 2009, 07:29:11 PM
lukewarm hole? there is something wrong with the ladies you've been sticking it to.

Yes, sounds like those ones have been dead for a few hours.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:41:01 PM
CSI:LG
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: daisymae on April 24, 2009, 06:43:54 PM
I'll get a liver temp to know for sure.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:44:50 PM
Ok, get me this and I'm all over it ...
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=452.0 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=452.0)
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Joygasm on April 25, 2009, 12:03:56 AM
Quote from: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:15:02 PM
Less tallkie, more bookie for suckie-assfuckie!

KK, gotcha big daddy
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Thrash on April 25, 2009, 12:37:04 AM
Quote from: Picard
Make it so!
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 01:26:17 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:57:41 PM
Quote from: tricky on April 23, 2009, 04:38:39 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:25:02 PM
Ass the other vagina...
You are the female version of Thrash arern't you?
You're not the first person to ask that...

OH.

you're the one with the cowboy hat.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 01:28:35 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 24, 2009, 07:10:42 AM
Eh. Luke has no hope of pulling bitches with tits like that anyway.
My last girlfriend was thinner, prettier, and with bigger boobs.

...I don't understand how it happened either, but it did for a whole year.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: tricky on April 25, 2009, 02:08:11 PM
Quote from: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:15:02 PM
Less tallkie, more bookie for suckie-assfuckie!

Thrash is nothing if not a gentleman.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Zoomie on April 25, 2009, 04:13:03 PM
Quote from: eitje on April 25, 2009, 01:28:35 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 24, 2009, 07:10:42 AM
Eh. Luke has no hope of pulling bitches with tits like that anyway.
My last girlfriend was thinner, prettier, and with bigger boobs.

...I don't understand how it happened either, but it did for a whole year.

Because... she didn't speak English?
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 04:50:08 PM
She spoke 4 different languages, including English!
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Thrash on April 26, 2009, 01:51:23 PM
Quote from: tricky on April 25, 2009, 02:08:11 PM
Quote from: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:15:02 PM
Less tallkie, more bookie for suckie-assfuckie!

Thrash is nothing if not a gentleman.

Same goes for you, cunt ...
Get on this ...
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Joygasm on May 08, 2009, 10:47:26 PM
Quote from: eitje on April 25, 2009, 01:26:17 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:57:41 PM
Quote from: tricky on April 23, 2009, 04:38:39 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:25:02 PM
Ass the other vagina...
You are the female version of Thrash arern't you?
You're not the first person to ask that...

OH.

you're the one with the cowboy hat.

Yes. That was me. It's still around here somewhere...
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Joygasm on May 08, 2009, 10:48:34 PM
Quote from: Thrash on April 25, 2009, 12:37:04 AM
Quote from: Picard
Make it so!

OMFG! And you're going all Next Gen on me?!!??!! You fucking cock tease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Drugmoth on May 09, 2009, 02:16:15 AM
Number one.....I need to take a number two.
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Thrash on May 12, 2009, 05:53:31 PM
Quote from: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:15:02 PM
Less tallkie, more bookie for suckie-assfuckie!
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Joygasm on May 15, 2009, 11:28:11 PM
Is this a formal invite??
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: tricky on May 15, 2009, 11:48:18 PM
I think it is. Thrash, don't be a goddamn pussy!
Title: Re: Vaginas
Post by: Drugmoth on May 16, 2009, 11:12:41 AM
Heheh....Thrash is a pussy.