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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: daisymae on April 24, 2009, 07:55:50 AM

Title: Somebody get this girl a sandwich...
Post by: daisymae on April 24, 2009, 07:55:50 AM
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/090423/entertainment/centertainment_us_australia_pageant (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/090423/entertainment/centertainment_us_australia_pageant)

Miss Australia is about to blow away in the breeze...
(http://d.yimg.com/ca.yimg.com/p/090423/reuters/btre53m11sh00btre53m11sh00i40493760.jpg?x=217&y=345&sig=AZWkcEHYdEB5jdZuhchBxQ--)
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Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 08:20:05 AM
Thats fucking horrible.

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Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 24, 2009, 08:27:04 AM
I think I could cut myself on her hip bone.
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Post by: kc on April 24, 2009, 08:59:44 AM
oh, god. whatever happened to the healthy medium?
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 24, 2009, 09:03:46 AM
She's perfect!
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Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 09:07:10 AM
if you want to unclog a toilet
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Post by: kc on April 24, 2009, 09:08:43 AM
she has to put her hand over her ass to hide the fact she doesn't have one.
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 24, 2009, 09:35:50 AM
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 09:38:03 AM
BAG.OF.ANTLERS!
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Post by: maryJ on April 24, 2009, 09:39:10 AM
she has nice hair
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Post by: kc on April 24, 2009, 09:42:35 AM
"Pageant director Deborah Miller said brunette Naumoska, who was defeated in the final by 20-year-old television presenter and model Rachael Finch, had Macedonian heritage, which accounted for her extreme thinness.


"They have long, lithe bodies and small bones. It is their body type, just like Asian girls tend to be small," Miller said."

yeah, i can see that:


(http://g.imagehost.org/0745/macedonian_women.jpg)
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Post by: treehugger on April 24, 2009, 09:50:12 AM
Hell I would be happy to be that thin.
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Post by: kc on April 24, 2009, 10:06:22 AM
you'll likely look like that 3 days after you die.
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Post by: underclass on April 24, 2009, 10:46:03 AM
I'd fuck her
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 24, 2009, 10:47:23 AM
I take that "perfect" remark back. I see a couple of spots where she could shed a pound or two.
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Post by: maryJ on April 24, 2009, 10:49:09 AM
Hell I would be happy to be that thin.

no you wouldn't....


you'd lose most of your boobs(and ass)  then you'd be a broom stick like me

its not fun looking like a prepubescent boy :'(
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Post by: fitzy21 on April 24, 2009, 10:54:48 AM
i'd break her in half

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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 24, 2009, 10:55:26 AM
Unless you can stuff them in the cracks of your couch they're too big.
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Post by: treehugger on April 24, 2009, 10:57:47 AM

no you wouldn't....


you'd lose most of your boobs(and ass)  then you'd be a broom stick like me

its not fun looking like a prepubescent boy :'(

I might lose most of my boobs but I could never look like a boy again.  These damn fat sacks on my chest refuse to leave.

Besides you look great the way you are.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 24, 2009, 10:58:36 AM
Mooo! Mooooooooo!
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Post by: treehugger on April 24, 2009, 11:04:46 AM
Mooo! Mooooooooo!

Be careful I consider that a mating call.
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Post by: kc on April 24, 2009, 11:36:11 AM
i never wanna weigh less than 130. any less than that and i look like karen carpenter with fake boobs. because these bitches don't shrink.
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Post by: Nitya on April 24, 2009, 11:54:29 AM
My BMI is 20. How depressing.
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Post by: daisymae on April 24, 2009, 12:46:07 PM
She's 3 inches taller than me but weighs 30 lbs less. I must be a heffer.
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Post by: Nitya on April 24, 2009, 12:53:15 PM
She's 3 inches taller than me but weighs 30 lbs less. I must be a heffer.
She's taller and heavier than me.. but it's ok because...
Quote from: Yahoo News
Asian girls tend to be small
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Post by: daisymae on April 24, 2009, 01:07:34 PM
Quote from: Yahoo News
Asian girls tend to be small

It must be true then!

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Post by: Zoomie on April 24, 2009, 06:59:23 PM
Call me shallow, but if ANY of you get that thin I'll never speak to you again.
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Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 07:04:11 PM
Unless you can keep your feet fat ...
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Post by: daisymae on April 24, 2009, 07:10:53 PM
Unless you can keep your feet fat ...

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/HiltonFootMTX_468x730.jpg)
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Post by: kc on April 24, 2009, 07:11:30 PM
oh, ew.
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Post by: daisymae on April 24, 2009, 07:16:15 PM
Paris Hilton's foot btw
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Post by: kc on April 24, 2009, 07:31:00 PM
ugh. it's more a flipper in a very very ugly shoe.
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Post by: Thrash on April 25, 2009, 01:00:07 AM
Whoa ....
So there's officially NOTHING redeeming about her ...

WonderFudge ....
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Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 01:53:04 PM
My BMI is 20. How depressing.
Is that high, or low?
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Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 01:54:03 PM
She's 3 inches taller than me but weighs 30 lbs less. I must be a heffer.
Mooo! Mooooooooo!
Be careful I consider that a mating call.
???
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Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 01:58:30 PM
I know all the answers. I'm stealing too many replies.
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Post by: tricky on April 25, 2009, 02:19:19 PM
20 BMI is on the lower side of an average/ healthy BMI.
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Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 02:47:13 PM
I think my BMI would be about 10 then.
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Post by: kc on April 25, 2009, 03:03:32 PM
it's kind of a trip. i was figuring out what i'd have to weight to have a BMI of 20, and that would be 115 pounds. WHAT FUCKING BULLSHIT. seriously, i have some pictures of me from that era when i was down to 118 and i looked grotesquely thin and fragile. my face was horribly hollow and i kinda looked like a praying mantis with big boobs.
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Post by: Nitya on April 25, 2009, 03:09:08 PM
it's kind of a trip. i was figuring out what i'd have to weight to have a BMI of 20, and that would be 115 pounds. WHAT FUCKING BULLSHIT. seriously, i have some pictures of me from that era when i was down to 118 and i looked grotesquely thin and fragile. my face was horribly hollow and i kinda looked like a praying mantis with big boobs.
Up to something like 25 is supposed to be healthy too.
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Post by: tricky on April 25, 2009, 03:14:26 PM
BMI calculator for those curious types:
http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/ (http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/)
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Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 03:17:04 PM
The first link under the paid adds on google..... what do i win !
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Post by: tricky on April 25, 2009, 03:18:53 PM
Huh?

Or use this site:
http://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi/english_bmi_calculator/bmi_calculator.html (http://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi/english_bmi_calculator/bmi_calculator.html)
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Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 03:19:54 PM
BMI calculator for those curious types:
http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/ (http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/)
I'm obese!
Barely.

Or use this site:
http://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi/english_bmi_calculator/bmi_calculator.html (http://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi/english_bmi_calculator/bmi_calculator.html)

Still just shy of "Overweight".
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Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 03:20:28 PM
Your link, was the first on google, under the paid adds, when I went to look for bmi calculators.
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Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 03:20:51 PM
I got a 20. something
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Post by: daisymae on April 25, 2009, 03:43:53 PM
Mine is 21.3

I bet that Australian chick doesn't get her period anymore.
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Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 03:45:01 PM
Dmoth will be happy to hear that.
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Post by: daisymae on April 25, 2009, 04:40:20 PM
Hahahaha

He must be torn...
Positive: no period blood
Negative: bag of antlers
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Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 04:41:34 PM
cue: eitje
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 25, 2009, 04:51:13 PM
i am also obese, but those aren't really proper calculators for BMI. real BMIs take a lot more measurements than just weight and height.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 25, 2009, 05:12:25 PM
Sarah's such a genius!  Do you know how to open cans without tabs also?
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 25, 2009, 05:15:07 PM
I can but I bet I can open you up even faster.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 25, 2009, 05:42:43 PM
......uhm.  I'm not sure weather do be turned on or offended?
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 25, 2009, 06:09:03 PM
I'm obese!
Barely.

Ditto.
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 25, 2009, 07:10:54 PM
Afraid. Very very afraid.
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Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 07:14:44 PM
I know the BMI calcs listed are rubbish, I'm 6'2' and 160, and I get a 20.5. I KNOW i'm not a healthy weight right now.
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Post by: mosh on April 26, 2009, 01:57:45 AM
Jesus... I'm 6'2" and 230.

I dont give a fuck what my BMI says.
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Post by: treehugger on April 26, 2009, 02:17:07 AM
I'm overweight.  What a shocker!
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Post by: mosh on April 26, 2009, 02:20:49 AM
No, youre not.

You're nicely proportioned...
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Post by: treehugger on April 26, 2009, 02:28:21 AM
Not really.  If my balance was off I would topple over.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 26, 2009, 02:45:30 AM
My doctor told me not to worry about the BMI thing.  My lean body mass is more than the BMI's target for my height, so i should be aiming for a healthy body fat percentage instead.
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Post by: underclass on April 26, 2009, 09:33:45 AM
run you fat bastard! run!
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 26, 2009, 12:00:12 PM
Yeah, BMI's pretty full of shit. I know I could stand to lose some weight, but BMI doesn't take muscle mass into consideration at all.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 26, 2009, 03:03:33 PM
run you fat bastard! run!

I signed up to run a 5K in October, so I will be doing exactly that.  Nothing more powerful than the potential to embarass myself to provide motivation.
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 26, 2009, 03:28:08 PM
I can't run long distances for shit. My knees and shins/flat feet suck.
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Post by: hip on April 26, 2009, 03:32:14 PM
i just calculated my bmi. 21.0. although i've heard the issue is total bullshit.
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Post by: tricky on April 26, 2009, 04:41:28 PM
I'm 7'1" and 674 lbs. so whatever that BMI is is what I am.
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Post by: taiko on April 26, 2009, 04:59:05 PM
So...

You're saying....

You're a...

Big...
Fat...
LIAR?
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Post by: tricky on April 26, 2009, 05:11:46 PM
Sure. Whatever.
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Post by: mosh on April 27, 2009, 04:56:08 AM
I'm 7'1" and 674 lbs. so whatever that BMI is is what I am.

That's both hot and awesome.
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Post by: Tru on April 27, 2009, 11:11:23 AM
24.4