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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: DEVIANT on April 24, 2009, 09:59:18 PM

Title: I had my dick split
Post by: DEVIANT on April 24, 2009, 09:59:18 PM: best decision I ever made

dude used a steak knife

(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7815/ilt3japan1.jpg)
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: DEVIANT on April 24, 2009, 10:01:32 PM: this is what it looks like cumming....

(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/1231/mutilatedwah.gif)
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 10:12:06 PM: In built french tickler
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: DEVIANT on April 24, 2009, 10:18:41 PM: girls love me for my cock now 8)

before, they just pointed and laughed
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: Thrash on April 25, 2009, 12:39:21 AM: (http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn208/Slim_Laurence/WhyGodWhy.jpg)
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: tricky on April 25, 2009, 05:15:46 AM: What the fuck is that second image?? Why would someone do that?? It looks like a squid! Ugh. I may have nightmares now.
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: mosh on April 25, 2009, 06:00:00 AM: Just think of it as a french tickler
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: DEVIANT on April 25, 2009, 07:09:28 AM: Quote from: tricky on April 25, 2009, 05:15:46 AM
What the fuck is that second image?? Why would someone do that?? It looks like a squid! Ugh. I may have nightmares now.

you can't honestly sit there and say you wouldn't want your cock to look like that...

bitches dig this kind of shit, trust me 8)
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: Tru on April 25, 2009, 07:18:05 AM: I had my brain split
(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/undead-or-alive-exposed-brain.jpg)
Now when I talk to myself I never know what I'm going to say
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: DEVIANT on April 25, 2009, 07:53:22 AM: Quote from: Tru on April 25, 2009, 07:18:05 AM
I had my brain split
(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/undead-or-alive-exposed-brain.jpg)
Now when I talk to myself I never know what I'm going to say

that's not nearly as erotic :'(
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: Nitya on April 25, 2009, 08:06:37 AM: Quote from: My Name Is NOT Skip, Dickheads on April 24, 2009, 10:18:41 PM
girls love me for my cock now 8)

before, they just pointed and laughed
That deserves a hetero point.
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: DEVIANT on April 25, 2009, 08:33:07 AM: sorry, I had to give you a homo point

how dare you get all soft on me like that

what's next? you gonna cry?
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: mosh on April 25, 2009, 08:34:39 AM: Shut up Skip.
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: mosh on April 25, 2009, 08:36:48 AM: With thanks to krsna
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/81247-1/BBW_bellyfuck.gif)
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: DEVIANT on April 25, 2009, 08:43:04 AM: Quote from: Mosh on April 25, 2009, 08:36:48 AM
With thanks to krsna
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/81247-1/BBW_bellyfuck.gif)

at first I was like

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/ganja728/116466.gif)

and then

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/ganja728/721787.gif)
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: Nitya on April 25, 2009, 09:16:07 AM: Quote from: My Name Is NOT Skip, Dickheads on April 25, 2009, 08:33:07 AM
sorry, I had to give you a homo point

how dare you get all soft on me like that

what's next? you gonna cry?
*bottom lip quivers*

No..
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: DEVIANT on April 25, 2009, 09:42:34 AM: Quote from: Sakhi on April 25, 2009, 09:16:07 AM
Quote from: My Name Is NOT Skip, Dickheads on April 25, 2009, 08:33:07 AM
sorry, I had to give you a homo point

how dare you get all soft on me like that

what's next? you gonna cry?
*bottom lip quivers*

No..

damn

I was hoping I could cuddle up to you, and maybe take your mind off of things for awhile..... ;)
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: maryJ on April 25, 2009, 10:57:51 AM: i think it's time for pedo bear to make an appearance
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: DEVIANT on April 25, 2009, 02:20:36 PM: Quote from: maryJ on April 25, 2009, 10:57:51 AM
i think it's time for pedo bear to make an appearance

(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/293/118pyjb.jpg)
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: Zoomie on April 25, 2009, 04:10:17 PM: Quote from: Mosh on April 25, 2009, 08:36:48 AM
With thanks to krsna
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/81247-1/BBW_bellyfuck.gif)

OK even I gotta draw the line.
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: DEVIANT on April 25, 2009, 05:33:34 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on April 25, 2009, 04:10:17 PM
Quote from: Mosh on April 25, 2009, 08:36:48 AM
With thanks to krsna
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/81247-1/BBW_bellyfuck.gif)

OK even I gotta draw the line.

she's lovin that better than the one where he fucks the fat roll under her right tit
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: daisymae on April 25, 2009, 06:56:56 PM: Quote from: My name is NOT Skip, I only FUCK Skip. Theres a difference on April 24, 2009, 10:01:32 PM
this is what it looks like cumming....

(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/1231/mutilatedwah.gif)
Gross. Reminds me of
(http://www.burtonbradstock.org.uk/History/Farming%20-%20Andrew%20Bailey/Dorset%20Horn%20Ram.jpg)
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: DEVIANT on April 25, 2009, 08:32:22 PM: Quote from: daisymae on April 25, 2009, 06:56:56 PM
Quote from: My name is NOT Skip, I only FUCK Skip. Theres a difference on April 24, 2009, 10:01:32 PM
this is what it looks like cumming....

(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/1231/mutilatedwah.gif)
Gross. Reminds me of
(http://www.burtonbradstock.org.uk/History/Farming%20-%20Andrew%20Bailey/Dorset%20Horn%20Ram.jpg)

feels about the same...
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: psychopathetic on April 25, 2009, 09:51:33 PM: how does one go about masturbating when their penis is split like that? or sex for that matter, i guess...
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: daisymae on April 25, 2009, 10:03:52 PM: I wondered the same thing...he's cumming, but he's not touching it...
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: DEVIANT on April 25, 2009, 10:11:55 PM: Quote from: daisymae on April 25, 2009, 10:03:52 PM
I wondered the same thing...he's cumming, but he's not touching it...

prostrate stimulation 8)
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: Thrash on April 26, 2009, 01:40:09 PM: Quote from: Thrash on April 25, 2009, 12:39:21 AM
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn208/Slim_Laurence/WhyGodWhy.jpg)
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: dorky on April 26, 2009, 02:25:26 PM: (http://www.sitesled.com/members/consist/mosh/WhyGodWhy-because.jpg)
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: maryJ on April 26, 2009, 03:14:19 PM: Quote from: I would totally fart in your mouth on April 24, 2009, 10:01:32 PM
this is what it looks like cumming....

(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/1231/mutilatedwah.gif)

thats the octopussy I was talkin about!!! :o
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: DEVIANT on April 26, 2009, 06:46:07 PM: it is fun to have a bitch latched on to each half of my cock, just slobbering and sucking for hours....

.... each of them jamming their fists way up my ass to stimulate me in just the right way.

there is a bucket there collecting what comes out so they can douse themselves in it afterwards, since aiming with this thing is pretty much impossible
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: taiko on April 26, 2009, 09:22:40 PM: Quote from: Harry Bush on April 26, 2009, 06:46:07 PM
...since aiming with this thing is pretty much impossible

really?

man.

well, I guess I'll have to pass.
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: DEVIANT on April 26, 2009, 09:23:57 PM: Quote from: eitje on April 26, 2009, 09:22:40 PM
Quote from: Harry Bush on April 26, 2009, 06:46:07 PM
...since aiming with this thing is pretty much impossible

really?

man.

well, I guess I'll have to pass.

there are ways around it of course

but I like it better this way
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: Thrash on April 27, 2009, 02:44:54 PM: Maybe I just don't get it ...
Maybe ...
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: DEVIANT on April 27, 2009, 03:42:49 PM: most don't get it

but then again, most are fucking retards.....
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: Thrash on April 27, 2009, 04:28:03 PM: ... says "Mr. OctoCock"
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: mosh on April 28, 2009, 05:10:29 AM: Quote from: Harry Bush on April 27, 2009, 03:42:49 PM
but then again, most are fucking retards.....

Dont knock til you try it...
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: Vindictive89 on May 02, 2009, 10:32:05 PM: Quote from: tricky on April 25, 2009, 05:15:46 AM
What the fuck is that second image?? Why would someone do that?? It looks like a squid! Ugh. I may have nightmares now.

Ditto.
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: Vindictive89 on May 02, 2009, 10:37:00 PM: Quote from: maryJ on April 26, 2009, 03:14:19 PM
Quote from: I would totally fart in your mouth on April 24, 2009, 10:01:32 PM
this is what it looks like cumming....

(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/1231/mutilatedwah.gif)

thats the octopussy I was talkin about!!! :o

that shit makes me laugh. but wtf is up with shit like that? and wtf is up with guys cutting out the things in their balls and cutting their dicks off?! i never see girls sticking knives up their cooch trying to mutalate their cervix and shit. i dont see them trying to cut off their clots either. what the fuck is up with this? seriously.
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: tricky on May 02, 2009, 11:15:28 PM: Let me introduce you to dear old Rach...
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: psychopathetic on May 02, 2009, 11:20:11 PM: hah
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: bagman on May 02, 2009, 11:20:42 PM: This thread needs to ratchet down the creepiness factor a few notches.

(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/5213/fleshlightdoll.gif)
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: mosh on May 02, 2009, 11:20:49 PM: Where is Rach? she showed here for a few posts, and buggered off again...
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 03:14:47 AM: Quote from: Mosh on May 02, 2009, 11:20:49 PM
Where is Rach? she showed here for a few posts, and buggered off again...

Yeah, WTF? Cunt. She was never a true L-Ger anyways!
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: Tru on May 03, 2009, 08:07:06 PM: I want Haywire to post !

yeah
Title: Re: I had my dick split
Post by: Thrash on May 04, 2009, 02:38:18 PM: Quote from: bagman on May 02, 2009, 11:20:42 PM
This thread needs to ratchet down the creepiness factor a few notches.

(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/5213/fleshlightdoll.gif)

Uhm, just ...
Wow ...